Category: Society

  • Fox Leaves Mole as a “Gift” at Front Door — 7th Sighting This Year, 5ch: “So It Was You”

    At a home in Japan’s San’in region, a fox has been quietly leaving moles it caught at the front door — behavior repeated seven times already this year, leaving residents baffled. An expert consulted for the story floated a theory: by placing its prey in a sunny spot, the fox may be drying it out, essentially turning it into a preserved food like dried fish. On 5ch, the thread lit up with trivia-style chatter comparing the behavior to the folktale “Gon, the Little Fox,” plus surprise at fox habitats and mole ecology — while plenty of posters also poked fun at the fact that a mole expert, not a fox expert, was the one interviewed.

    A fox shows up carrying a “mole” in its mouth, drops it with a plop at the front door, and walks off… 7th fox sighting this year, mysterious behavior leaves residents baffled — expert’s surprising theory: “By leaving it in a sunny spot to turn it into a dried preserve, it may be trying to ‘cook’ it…”

    Published Wed, 9/23, 6:00 AM

    BSS San’in Broadcasting

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:59
    So it was you all along
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:03
    Re: #2
    This way…
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:08
    Re: #2
    Called it, and in reply #2 no less
    Gon… (the fox from the folktale "Gon, the Little Fox")
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:12
    This has to be some kind of warning.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:00
    Mole
    Written in kanji (土竜, literally "earth dragon"), it sounds absurdly strong.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:14
    Re: #7
    Like, "The Earth Dragon is the weakest of the four elemental dragons…"
    that kind of vibe, right?
    162AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:11
    Re: #7
    Foxes have their surprising sides too, huh.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:02
    Are foxes found all over Japan? I live in Kyushu and I've never once seen one.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:09
    Re: #16
    They're everywhere.
    There's even land in Tokyo — basically every green patch visible in aerial photos — where foxes have been spotted and confirmed to be living there.
    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20
    Re: #16
    Just the other day there was a news story about one turning up in Nerima Ward, Tokyo.
    213AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:41
    Re: #16
    Same here, also in Kyushu, and I've never seen a fox… though I do see badgers and weasels.
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:02
    A jaded modern man chimes in: "Bring cash in your mouth instead."
    167AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:13
    Re: #19
    Looks like opinions are split between the "bring money" camp and the "come as a cute fox-eared girl" camp.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:06
    A thank-you gift from the fox who sold me mittens
    185AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:24
    Re: #30
    You're mashing two different stories together lol
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:07
    Gon wasn't repaying a favor, he was atoning for something he'd done wrong
    Maybe this fox is apologizing to the homeowner too…
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:13
    Re: #38
    Huh, now that you mention it, that's true
    Everyone misremembers it, so it'd make a good quiz question.
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:17
    Re: #38
    People mix it up with "Buying Mittens" (another famous story by the same author, Nankichi Niimi).
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:10
    What exactly was that gut-punch of an ending supposed to teach kids?
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:16
    Turns out moles smell like poop.
    Had no idea.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20
    Re: #62
    Didn't want to get bitten, so I made a scoop out of cardboard and picked it up, and it suddenly sprayed feces and urine everywhere
    I don't remember it smelling bad, but thinking about it now, maybe that's some kind of skunk-style defense move?
    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:18
    My cat brings one home sometimes, but moles are so fluffy and cute
    They live underground, so why are they that fluffy?
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:19
    Re: #69
    Apparently their fur is so dense that dirt practically brushes right off.
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:24
    I bet almost nobody outside of farmers has ever actually seen a mole in real life.
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:27
    Re: #83
    Saw one at a factory under construction on a newly cleared vacant lot (Tottori Prefecture).
    163AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:12
    Re: #83
    Outside city areas you can spot one now and then.
    If your hobbies include fishing or nature photography, odds are pretty high you'll run into one.
    Back when playing outside was just normal, seeing one was an everyday thing.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:24
    Pet cats line up their kills — roaches, crickets, mice — like they're showing off to their owner, practically saying "praise me, praise me"
    One time it was a sparrow, and the owner thought it was dead, picked it up, and put it outside the back door — apparently it snapped out of it and flew away.
    93AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:31
    Re: #84
    Some dogs do that too
    We used to have a Japanese mixed-breed dog, and if you let it loose in the yard it would catch all sorts of things
    Moles, mice, snakes, lizards, pigeons, frogs, rabbits, you name it
    It was just catching them to play — once they stopped moving, it just left them there.
    159AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:08
    It's fox behavior we're talking about — why ask a mole expert?
    179AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:20
    Re: #159
    Has to be a joke lol
    188AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #159
    A fox expert probably couldn't have come up with as funny a line as the mole guy did.
    209AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:37
    Re: #1
    I've caught a mole in my yard before, and it didn't smell like poop to me
    Guess it depends on the species or the location?
    217AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    Re: #209
    Say that after you've actually eaten one.
    219AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Re: #209
    Sounds like a fox is posting in here.
    214AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:41
    Mole fur is smooth like velvet — feels amazing to the touch.
    221AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Re: #214
    Apparently touching moles is risky
    They carry a lot of parasites.
    223AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:45
    Re: #221
    Whether it's bugs or animals, the carnivorous ones tend to be loaded with parasites and germs, so you can't eat them.
    229AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:47
    Re: #221
    Though foxes, crows, and cats all seem to eat them just fine.

    Background and Talking Points

    Canids like foxes are known to practice “food caching” — stashing surplus prey in a fixed spot to eat later — and the expert’s “dried preserve” theory in this story can be understood as an extension of that behavior. The thread brought up the folktale “Gon, the Little Fox,” but as several posters noted, the story’s theme isn’t gratitude but atonement for a past prank — a point often confused with another famous Nankichi Niimi work, “Buying Mittens.” The fact that a mole researcher, rather than a fox specialist, fielded questions about fox behavior also became a running joke in the thread, but this is likely less a gag and more standard reporting practice: when covering an animal outside a given expert’s specialty, journalists routinely check with a researcher in the relevant field. As for whether moles smell bad or carry parasites, there’s probably room for individual and regional variation, so it’s worth noting that a few anecdotal comments in the thread shouldn’t be taken as a general rule.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “A fox shows up carrying a “mole” in its mouth, drops it with a plop at the front door, and walks off… 7th sighting this year, expert: “By leaving it in a sunny spot to turn it into a dried preserve…”“

  • Women’s Restroom Lines Never Shrink — Why No One Lines Up for the Empty ‘Squat Toilet’ Stalls

    An article from NEWS Postseven about a strange phenomenon in women’s restrooms — long lines forming while the Japanese-style squat toilet stalls sit empty — became a hot topic on 5channel’s News Speed+ board. The lines have long been blamed on an imbalance between the number of men’s and women’s stalls, but the article instead focuses on a growing number of people who “can’t or won’t use” squat toilets. In the thread, posters debated several factors: more young people unable to squat, the extra time needed for periods and changing clothes, and hygiene worries about squat toilets — with a divide opening up between those dismissing it as people being “spoiled” and those pushing back.

    《My Daughter Looked Ready to Cry, Saying She Was About to “Wet Herself”》 The Reality of Huge Lines for Women’s Restrooms: No One Uses the Empty “Squat Toilets”… A Mother’s Complicated Feelings After Being Told She Was “Impressive for Being Able to Deep-Squat” | NEWS Postseven

    September 22, 2026, 11:00 AM NEWS Postseven

    Men’s restrooms see a smooth flow of people in and out, while women’s restrooms end up with long lines — a scene that repeats itself at tourist-spot restrooms and at the portable toilets set up for festivals, fireworks shows, and other events. The cause has usually been chalked up to an imbalance in the number of men’s and women’s stalls, but lately renewed attention is being paid to the “squat toilet problem.”

    Source: news-postseven.com / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:18
    Grew up with squat toilets as a kid,
    so for a while I couldn't poop unless I squatted on top of the Western-style seat.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:21
    Re: #3
    There's a joke sticker of that exact pose being sold on Yahoo Auctions
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:27
    Re: #3
    That's the Yajuu Senpai style, isn't it (a crouching pose from an infamous Japanese viral-video meme)
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:27
    This happens because there are so many idiots dawdling in the stalls
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:28
    Elementary and middle schools have been ripping out squat toilets and renovating everything to Western-style since nobody used them anyway, so younger kids seriously never even get the chance to use one
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:28
    Squat toilets usually end up with piss splashed all over the floor
    That's why nobody wants to use them
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:29
    Re: #51
    Now that you mention it, they were filthy everywhere
    Felt like your pant cuffs would get soaked in it, hated that
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:29
    Can't exactly squat and go like you're doing your business in the woods, can you
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:30
    Re: #60
    I haven't gone in the woods in years, lol
    169AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:44
    Re: #63
    So you were still doing it 5 years ago, lol
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:30
    Don't have the guts to sit on a toilet seat with some total stranger's 💩 on it
    120AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:37
    Re: #71
    I saw somewhere that toilet seats are actually cleaner than cutting boards
    Since only your butt ever touches it
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:38
    Re: #120
    Most places these days let you spritz some sanitizer onto paper and wipe the seat down first
    129AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:39
    Re: #120
    Nah, that's not true
    Liquid drips down out of the bowl and gets on it
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:31
    Re: #44
    Women don't dawdle in the stalls
    Even you — if you pooped sitting on a Western toilet, not even counting the actual pooping, just pulling your pants up and down and wiping would take at least twice as long as just peeing
    And on top of that, some women are on their period
    Since periods last about a week a month, roughly speaking one in four women between their teens and fifties is on their period at any given time
    Changing a pad takes extra time too, so that doubles it again
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:31
    Re: #72
    Watching videos of this, way too many people are just messing with their phones and taking forever in there
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:34
    Re: #75
    That's just the men's room, isn't it
    Sure, you get the occasional dumb high-school girl changing clothes in an accessible stall
    But women take longer by default, and they're not sitting there checking their phones in a restroom away from home
    And if it's a big enough facility, there's usually a powder room attached to the restroom where they'd do that anyway
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:34
    Even if a full deep squat is impossible, you could still do a half-crouch, right?
    Do people really not have enough leg muscle to hold that for as long as it takes to go?
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:34
    Re: #85
    Apparently a lot of young people can't do it these days because they haven't done a deep squat in forever
    Though delinquent types (yankii) are probably still used to it from doing it all the time
    111AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:37
    Re: #95
    Just look at the Toyoko kids (troubled/runaway youths who hang around Tokyo's Kabukicho district)
    Today's delinquents just plop straight down on the ground
    126AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:38
    Re: #111
    So even delinquents can't do the deep squat anymore…

    Re: #110
    That would probably just take even longer
    Since fumbling with clothes and changing a pad eats up extra time
    135AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:39
    Re: #111
    Toyoko kids don't even bother sitting on the ground —
    they straight up piss in the gutter right in front of them, lol
    98AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:35
    If they just made every stall a squat toilet, the huge lines would disappear — genius
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:36
    Re: #98
    They should just connect them all into one trough with running water
    and line Western-style bowls up tightly on top of it
    105AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:36
    Re: #98
    Making them 'nihao toilets' (open-partition squat toilets, as seen in parts of China) would speed things up even more
    264AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:55
    Wait, what?
    If you can't squat, wouldn't sitting on a Western toilet be impossible too? You couldn't even sit in a chair then
    279AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:57
    Re: #264
    Apparently more young people have stiff ankles now and can't even do a full crouch (like sitting knees-to-chest)
    295AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:59
    Re: #264
    A 'hassho' who doesn't even get the point of threads posted on 2channel (meaning unclear — reads like a garbled troll post)

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Long lines at public restrooms have for a long time been discussed as simply a matter of the male-to-female ratio of stalls, but aversion to squat toilets is only just now starting to get attention as a separate factor. In school facilities too, squat toilets have gone unused as renovations shifted toward Western-style toilets, leaving a certain number of kids and young people who reportedly don’t know how — or aren’t able — to squat. In the thread, opinions split between those chalking this up to poor physical fitness or people being “spoiled,” and those pointing to physical factors like stiff ankles. The thread also raised less visible factors behind the women’s restroom lines, such as the extra time needed to change sanitary products and to dress and undress — a layered situation that the original article alone doesn’t fully convey, since it can’t be reduced to a simple matter of stall numbers.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “《My Daughter Looked Ready to Cry》 The Reality of Huge Lines for Women’s Restrooms: No One Uses the Empty “Squat Toilets” — A Mother’s Feelings After Being Told She Was “Impressive for Being Able to Deep-Squat”.”

  • Worried About Body Odor More Than Balding? Survey of 3,000 Men Sparks a Flood of Confessions on 5ch

    A survey on “physical concerns,” conducted online by Cross Marketing in July 2026 among 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79, became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Express+ board. The findings highlighted worries not just about thinning hair, but also about body odor and age-related odor, and the thread lit up with talk of favorite body soap brands, accounts of scalp odor suddenly getting worse with age, and observations that people often can’t detect their own smell — with users swapping tips on countermeasure products.

    Worried about thinning hair, but… body odor too!? “Men’s physical concerns” vary by age — we asked 3,000 men aged 20-79 for their honest opinions | Maidona News

    2026.09.22 (Tue)

    Between work stress, relationship stress, lack of exercise, and poor sleep, many men living in modern society carry physical discomforts and worries. The “Survey on Physical Concerns (2026): Men’s Edition,” conducted by market research firm Cross Marketing Inc. (Shinjuku, Tokyo), surveyed 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79 online in July 2026.

    Source: maidonanews.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:50
    Guess not being able to get it up isn't that big a deal after all
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #3
    My semen only comes out thick and gloopy now
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #3
    It not feeling good anymore when I finish — that's seriously, seriously shocking
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:56
    Aderans and Art Nature (Japan's two big hair-replacement/wig companies) are practically symbols of Japan, so I want their commercials to stay sharp.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #15
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen a Reeve 21 (hair-growth treatment brand) commercial lately
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:03
    Re: #15
    That technique where they wrap several strands around one of your real hairs to make it look thicker — once the real hair grows out, does it start drooping down like a willow tree? You have to keep going back regularly to stop that happening, and once you're hooked, you end up paying for it for life — or until you finally stop caring how you look.
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    Re: #15
    Japanese people are, by a huge margin, the most self-conscious about baldness of any nation on Earth, which is exactly why the anti-balding industry rakes it in here
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:00
    Re: #7
    Lately my semen's been watery. Wonder if that's some kind of illness
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    If you actually bathe properly, wash your hair and body, do your laundry, and lay off greasy food, even a middle-aged guy can improve a bit
    169AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #40
    No chance. You'll understand once you're older
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    I'm in my 40s — what's actually a good body soap these days? I was using Uruos but it looks like it got discontinued. Isn't there anything good out there that actually kills age-related odor and body odor?
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:06
    Re: #41
    Don't sweat the smell. Just be natural. Don't fight aging
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:11
    Re: #41
    The foaming body soap from Cow Brand (Gyunyu Sekken) — I've been washing not just my body but my face and hair with it for years now, zero skin trouble
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:13
    Re: #41
    The smell isn't the soap's fault. It's your fault
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:08
    Had underarm-odor surgery in my mid-40s to help with marriage hunting, but my skin rotted and I got a hematoma — ended up looking like a zombie

    197AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:06
    Re: #48
    Damn, you could go work at USJ without any makeup now (Universal Studios Japan is famous for its zombie actors during Halloween)
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:13
    Can you even tell yourself if you have body odor or underarm odor?
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #55
    If you wipe the sweat from wherever's causing it and bring it right up to your nose, sometimes you can actually tell
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #55
    No you can't. Your own nose is used to it — other people notice precisely because theirs isn't
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    Can't shake this age-related odor on my scalp
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #56
    Yeah, true. My head reeks after work. Wish there was a spray or some product you could use during the day to deal with it
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #56
    Use the Muji head scrub
    99AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:40
    Re: #56
    Same — about a month ago my scalp odor suddenly got intense too. Even washing with kakishibu (persimmon tannin, a traditional deodorizer) doesn't touch it
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    As for hair, I guess once you go bald you just shave it all off
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #59
    If a normal guy shaves his head, he just ends up looking like a thug
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    You can't tell if you smell yourself, so there's no way to even worry about it
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Re: #61
    That's the weird part — smelling murderously bad and not even noticing it yourself
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Let's just give up on #1 [balding] and focus on body odor instead —
    – Sweat it out
    – Brush your teeth and your tongue (get a dedicated tongue brush)
    – Soap behind your ears

    A walk followed by a bath is my recommendation. Bad-breath countermeasures double as body-odor countermeasures.
    And finally: age-related odor countermeasures. The most important one.
    If you've done all that and it's still no good, well, nothing more to be done.
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #63
    If you just need a quick fix, there's the brute-force move of spraying yourself with alcohol. Stings like hell if you've got any cuts though
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:42
    Beard's fine since I shave it, but my sideburns going white is a real problem
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #107
    Correction: gray hairs coming in
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:53
    Re: #107
    Hosokawa Takashi hated that so much he kept shaving it, and that's how he ended up with that hairstyle. FUJIWARA's Haranishi has totally white sides too — sometimes he just trims the sides short.
    153AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:03
    Ever smelled someone who hasn't bathed in about a month? That's seriously next-level. Wherever they sat stays smelly for a while after
    157AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Re: #153
    Even so, I've never once been told I smell. As long as you wash your clothes properly, body odor is basically a rounding error
    203AnonymousSep 22, 2026 23:09
    Re: #153
    Sounds like a homeless-person smell

    Background and Talking Points

    The survey was conducted online by Cross Marketing in July 2026, targeting 3,000 men nationwide aged 20 to 79. In the thread, mentions of body odor and age-related odor outnumbered those of thinning hair, and the discussion turned into an exchange of tips on countermeasure products and body soap brands. At the same time, several posters made the experiential point that “it’s hard to notice your own smell,” so the thread ended up centered more on personal anecdotes than on the survey results themselves. Note that the original article presents a “ranking of concern types,” and the thread’s personal accounts don’t guarantee any scientific effectiveness for the remedies discussed. The scale of the balding/wig industry and individual variation in countermeasures weren’t explored in depth in the thread — it stayed mostly a sharing of personal impressions.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Worried about thinning hair, but… body odor too!? “Men’s physical concerns” vary by age — we asked 3,000 men aged 20-79 for their honest opinions.”

  • Japan’s Average Height Has Stalled for 30 Years While China and South Korea Keep Growing — Netizens: ‘The Gap Is This Big?’

    Korean media picked up a report from Japan’s Nikkei newspaper noting that Japan’s average height has stayed essentially flat since the 1990s, while South Korea and China continue to grow taller. According to 2019 estimates, the average height of 19-year-old men was 172.1cm in Japan versus 175.5cm in South Korea and 175.7cm in China; for women, Japan’s 158.5cm compares to just over 163cm in both South Korea and China — a gap that keeps widening. Japanese height increased significantly over the roughly 100 years since 1896, but growth stalled around the 1990s. On 5ch, users pointed to school lunches, diet, lack of exercise, and sleep habits as possible causes, while others questioned whether South Korea’s and China’s statistics could be trusted — opinion was split.

    On September 20, 2026, the South Korean outlet Asia Economy cited a Nikkei article reporting that Japan’s average height has barely grown since the 1990s, widening the gap with South Korea and China.

    According to estimates published in 2020 in the medical journal The Lancet by the international research group NCD-RisC, the average height of 19-year-old men as of 2019 was 172.1cm in Japan, compared to 175.5cm in South Korea and 175.7cm in China. For women, it was 158.5cm in Japan, 163.2cm in South Korea, and 163.5cm in China.

    Over the roughly 100 years from 1896, the average height of Japanese people rose by 14.6cm for men and 16cm for women. But growth halted once the 1990s arrived, and the average height of 17-year-old boys in recent years, at 170.8cm, is essentially unchanged from the all-time high of 170.9cm.

    Source: recordchina.co.jp / original article here

    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:10
    School lunches are so meager these days, no wonder kids aren't getting enough nutrition.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Then how come every time I order pants from AliExpress they come out comically short? ("choppin-pin" — slangy way of saying way too short/small)
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    I heard somewhere that on island nations, animals as a whole tend to get smaller.
    Even dinosaurs did.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    It's sleep.
    Any kid still awake at 10pm ends up shorter.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    Re: #11
    South Korean kids sleep even less than that though.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:11
    Whoa, 172cm? That's actually pretty tall.
    79AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #14
    Mine's 172.3, so I guess that counts as average.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    Is rice the cause?
    Seems like a meat-heavy diet would make people bigger.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #17
    Yeah, exactly.
    Japan's famous for not eating much meat.
    We only eat about 60% as much as other developed countries.
    Meat's expensive here too, so diets skew toward carbs.
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:12
    K-pop average heights
    180cm RIIZE
    179cm ZEROBASEONE
    178cm ENHYPEN
    178cm BTS
    177cm SEVENTEEN
    177cm ATEEZ
    176cm TREASURE

    Johnny's (Starto) average heights
    178cm Snow Man
    177cm SixTONES
    176cm WEST.
    175cm timelesz
    174cm Kis-My-Ft2
    173cm SUPER EIGHT
    172cm Aぇ! group
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #22
    Guess Johnny's idols have gotten taller.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:16
    Japan's average height hasn't grown in 30 years
    — actually shrank by 0.1cm

    20231014 ANN NEWS EX (11:56am)
    One household cutting ¥3,700/month from food spending
    Amid a wave of food price hikes…

    20231006 NEWS7 AK (19:00~)
    Rising prices push families toward saving, even on kids' extracurriculars

    CLOSE UP Gendai 20230718 AK (19:30)
    Cutting food spending risks 'undernutrition'!?
    How to protect your health in an 'age of price hikes'

    Gaia no Yoake 20 20230519 TX (22:00)
    [What households cut spending on] (Sony Sonpo survey)
    #1 Groceries #2 Daily necessities #3 Eating out
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #57 Correction — source missing from line 1

    20230118 Oshita Yoko's Wide! Scramble EX (11:42am)
    Japan's average height hasn't grown in 30 years
    — actually shrank by 0.1cm
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:16
    Re: #1
    Chinese-made clothes run ridiculously small, yet they've got the nerve to say this.
    Has to be a lie.
    113AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #61
    I run into Chinese and Korean tourists all the time at sightseeing spots, and yeah, they really are tall.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #1
    Because short women are popular (in Japan).
    194AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #70
    Could be true.
    People evolve toward whatever body type the opposite sex in their region tends to prefer.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:19
    Southeast Asians are getting bigger too.
    Every foreigner who comes to Japan looks huge.
    Taller than me, so probably around 180cm.
    101AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Re: #84
    And foreigners have smaller faces too.
    Unlike Japanese people, whose height partly comes from having a big head.
    A 170cm Japanese person is basically a 160cm foreigner.
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Japan's average being 172cm…
    is that really true?
    Feels like it should be a bit lower.
    195AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #127
    I'd guess the real average is more like 168cm.
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    No wonder, with lunches that meager lol
    It's way worse than the '90s lol
    The damage from the 'lost 30 years' shows up in all kinds of places lol
    140AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    Re: #130
    That's what happens when you push for 'free' school lunches.
    160AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:25
    This is the answer, right?

    Elementary school lunch


    Nursing home meal
    205AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #160
    The monthly cost is completely different.
    Even with nursing care insurance discounts, a nursing home still runs about ¥150,000 a month out of pocket.
    175AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    The food just isn't nutritious enough.
    And don't drink milk —
    it stunts your growth.
    208AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #175
    Why though?
    Milk's pretty nutritious.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The NCD-RisC estimates used for international height comparisons come from an academic study that statistically pools health survey data from many countries, and no evidence has been presented to support the thread’s claim that South Korea and China are inflating their numbers. Japan’s height rose rapidly thanks to postwar nutritional improvements but leveled off after the 1990s, and one view holds that once nutrition reaches a certain standard, there’s less room left to grow. South Korea and China, by contrast, saw the dietary shifts tied to economic growth arrive later than in Japan, which some argue is why their populations are still getting taller. Commenters on the thread mostly pointed to cost-cutting on food, the quality of school lunches, and lack of exercise or sleep as causes — but it’s worth noting none of these claims come with direct evidence and remain speculation.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread ‘Japan’s average height has been flat for 30 years while China and South Korea rise — netizens ask, “Why such a gap?”‘

  • Greenland Security Pact to Be Signed on the 22nd — 5ch Reacts: “Guess Trump Wasn’t Just Bluffing After All”

    On September 21, the Danish Prime Minister’s Office announced that the leaders of the United States, Denmark, and Greenland will sign an agreement in New York on the 22nd to strengthen security in the Arctic and North Atlantic region. Given that President Trump has repeatedly brought up acquiring Greenland, the contents of the agreement drew close attention. On 5ch’s News Flash+ thread, discussion centered on a setup where the U.S. military gains vastly expanded authority to station troops and build bases while Denmark keeps only nominal sovereignty — with some calling it “effectively a win for Trump” and others drawing parallels to the U.S.-Japan relationship.

    September 22, 2026, 13:45 — Kyodo News

    [Washington, Kyodo] The Danish Prime Minister’s Office announced on the 21st that the leaders of the United States, Denmark, and the Danish autonomous territory of Greenland will sign an agreement in New York on the 22nd to strengthen security in the Arctic and North Atlantic region.

    Source: 47news.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:03
    Guess Trump wasn't just bluffing after all.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:05
    Re: #4
    Sure, it was a bit much, but it wasn't baseless delusion after all.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:04
    Can the US even afford the finances to keep expanding its military footprint all over the place these days?
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:10
    Re: #5
    In exchange for security guarantees (showing up if something happens), they get to stay big off allied investment, you know?
    Though lately, apparently short on missiles themselves, they're not even delivering what they owe to allies.
    In a sense, the whole Western security setup up to now is already breaking down.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:22
    Re: #5
    Isn't it creating jobs though? AI's going to put more people out of work anyway.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:32
    Re: #5
    Sanae-chan (PM Takaichi Sanae) will hand over as much money as it takes.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:11
    Looking at a globe, Greenland really looks like it's attached to the American continent, doesn't it.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:14
    Re: #18
    Well, this really is a strategic chokepoint for America.
    Actually, are they seriously going after Russia?
    https://article-image-ix.nikkei.com/https%3A%2F%2Fimgix-proxy.n8s.jp%2FDSKKZO9690895014062026EA2000-2.jpg?ixlib=js-3.8.0&w=450&h=481&auto=format%2Ccompress&fit=crop&bg=FFFFFF&s=c2b0daa644b681ff18cf421c0db10721
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:34
    Re: #18
    Re: #24
    It's on the ICBM flight path too, right.
    175AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:36
    Re: #24
    They should seriously drop the Mercator projection from school education.

    Only sailors and the like should be the ones using that thing.
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:44
    Judging by the content of the talks, Greenland is effectively coming under strong U.S. influence.

    What's more, even if Greenland becomes independent in the future, the agreement stays in effect.

    That makes it almost impossible for Russia or China to get their hooks into Greenland.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:55
    Re: #71
    If that's really how it plays out, we can give Trump credit on this one — he actually pulled it off.
    186AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:07
    Re: #71
    Guess the only option left is using stuff like fentanyl to bring down America itself.
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:48
    Maybe Japan should just effectively hand the Senkaku Islands over to America too.
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:49
    Re: #74
    Greenland is directly tied to homeland defense, but the Senkakus have nothing to do with that.
    187AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:09
    Re: #74
    The Japanese archipelago isn't the property of the Japanese people.
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:56
    1. Greenland's sovereignty stays unchanged. It remains part of the Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenlanders' right to self-determination is preserved.

    2. The U.S. can massively expand troop stationing and base-building. The U.S. is granted a permanent right to set up and operate military facilities in Greenland.
    It must consult with the Danish government in advance before building new facilities, but doesn't need Danish government approval.

    3. Military bases from non-NATO countries are not permitted.
    This excludes China, Russia, and others from setting up bases or maintaining any military presence in Greenland.

    4. Security-sensitive investment from China, Russia, etc. is also restricted.
    Investment is restricted in security-sensitive areas such as ports, critical infrastructure, and mineral resources.

    5. This remains in effect even if Greenland becomes independent in the future.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:59
    Re: #87
    Isn't this basically a win for Trump?
    Come in hard at first, then let the other side make the concessions.
    Effectively he's cut China and Russia out and secured a free hand for the U.S.
    99AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:02
    Re: #87
    Put simply, it's Denmark = Japan, Greenland = Okinawa, kind of.

    Denmark also depends on America for its defense, so it can't defy the U.S.
    Apparently Denmark deeply regrets buying American-made F-35s, but at this point there's nothing to be done about it.
    106AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:05
    Re: #87
    It's the same as the U.S. military being able to plant bases anywhere in Japan and operate freely without the Japanese government's permission.
    Makes you wonder if Japan was the model for this.

    But Denmark never lost a war to America — if anything it's been a loyal ally — so what does it say that it's getting the same treatment as Japan?
    111AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:08
    Re: #99
    Denmark is a small country with a population of only about 6 million.

    Denmark itself is well aware that it's hard to handle Greenland's administration and defend the vast Arctic region on its own.

    That's exactly why — keeping nominal sovereignty while handing most of the actual security work over to the U.S. — this agreement reflects that kind of pragmatic judgment.
    119AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:15
    Re: #111
    And then Scotland and Wales go independent, Northern Ireland unifies with Ireland, and what's left of Britain — just England now — forms a union with Denmark for the first time in 1,000 years. Population instantly jumps back up to 64.8 million. Well, most of it's England, but still…
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:11
    Re: #111
    I get it, but Trump seems like the type who'd betray you when it really counts.
    Britain was treating Russia as an enemy to an almost abnormal degree even before the Ukraine war, but the current U.S. looks like it might be cutting deals with Russia behind the scenes.
    117AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:12
    Re: #115
    Trump isn't really the point here.
    This is a state-to-state agreement between America and Denmark.
    It just happens that Trump is the one who got it signed.
    125AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:20
    Re: #117
    But these days America's full of yes-men after Trump's purges, so his personal intentions carry huge weight.
    In fact, even when Saudi Arabia — getting hit by the Houthis — repeatedly asked the U.S. to send troops, it kept getting turned down.
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:22
    Re: #125
    It's natural and healthy for the president to have a lot of power.
    That said, since this is a state-to-state agreement, even if a Democratic president comes next, they're not going to bother tearing it up.
    Though if you told them to build an agreement like this from scratch, that'd be a different story.
    193AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:16
    Re: #125
    Speed is the advantage of dictatorship.
    122AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:17
    China's going to use this as a playbook and go after Taiwan, Okinawa, Vietnam, the Philippines, and New Zealand.
    128AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:22
    Re: #122
    You seriously think the U.S. would hand Taiwan over to China — a country sitting right in the middle of the First Island Chain and producing over 90% of the world's most advanced semiconductors? Lol.

    There's no formal diplomatic relationship, but plenty of U.S. military-linked personnel are stationed in Taiwan.
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:24
    Re: #128
    Some in the U.S. leadership think that once TSMC's American plants are up and running, Taiwan becomes disposable.

    Growing more alarmed, Taiwan has been deepening ties with Israel — even funding settlement projects.
    141AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:31
    Re: #131
    Even adding up all of TSMC's U.S. plant capacity, it falls far short of Taiwan's home production capacity.


    And this chart doesn't even show it yet, but building a 1.4nm fab in Taiwan has already been decided too.
    148AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:38
    Re: #141
    This is exactly why China can't carelessly invade.
    They want to avoid damage to their own coastal manufacturing belt, let alone Taiwan.
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:27
    Re: #128
    On a Taiwanese mountain over 2,000 meters high sits a large radar installation, one of the most powerful in East Asia.

    It monitors military activity across a broad swath from southern China all the way to Xinjiang, making it one of the key nodes in America's global defense network.

    Published photos of the radar base have even shown several Western-looking individuals believed to be U.S. military personnel.
    144AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:35
    Re: #136
    138AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:28
    America's decent about this because it actually signs proper treaties.
    China and Russia just start claiming territory as their own with lies, then gradually lock in de facto control by force — it's lies and violence with them.
    140AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:29
    Re: #138
    But America's kidnapped the president of Venezuela and launched a preemptive strike on Iran…
    142AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:32
    Re: #138
    ↑
    People should drop this whole "it's lies and violence, so it's bad" mindset.
    Results are everything.
    There's no such thing as good or evil here.

    Background and points of debate on this topic

    Regarding Greenland, President Trump has shown interest in buying it going back to his first term in 2019, and has repeatedly raised the question of its ownership since 2025. This agreement is reported to maintain Denmark’s nominal sovereignty while granting the U.S. military a permanent right to build bases and operate military facilities there, and to exclude involvement from China and Russia. In the thread, commenters noted that this framework resembles how U.S. bases operate in Japan, with many likening the ability to act without the host country’s permission to a “Japan model.” That said, based on these comments alone, it’s not clear how legally binding the agreement actually is, or how far Greenlanders’ right to self-determination will be preserved in practice. Comparisons to Taiwan and the Senkaku Islands also came up, but these fall outside the scope of this agreement and should be understood as speculation by commenters, not established fact.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “[Breaking] Greenland Security Agreement to Be Signed on the 22nd.”

  • Average Savings for Singles Hits ¥16.3 Million — But 5ch Says ‘The Median Is More Like ¥1 Million’: ‘This Is Seriously Brutal’

    Japan’s Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications has released its “National Survey of Single-Person Household Income and Expenditure” (Reiwa 6 / 2024), revealing the average net financial assets held by single-person households. Men held an average of ¥16,303,000, women ¥13,341,000, and the overall average net financial assets across all single households came to ¥12,733,000. When the figures made the rounds, 5ch users quickly pointed out that “averages alone don’t show the real picture,” with several posting median figures broken down by age group. The huge gap between the average and the median became the focus of the discussion.

    How much are people living alone actually saving?

    The results table for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications’ National Survey of Single-Person Household Income and Expenditure (Reiwa 6) was updated on August 28, 2026.

    Net financial assets — savings minus debt — averaged ¥12,733,000 per household.

    The author has spent years consulting individual customers at a bank. This article takes a closer look at what makes up single-person households’ savings and debt.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:49
    The median's more like ¥1 million though lol
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:00
    Re: #7
    This is seriously brutal
    125AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:20
    Re: #7
    Sorry, that's because I've got ¥110 million
    194AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:35
    Can't trust the median either, honestly

    Re: #7
    Re: #12
    2025, single-person households (never-married/widowed/divorced)
    (Other/both sexes/including unemployed/pension-only/students)

    Average financial assets / Median
    20s: ¥2.55M / ¥370K
    30s: ¥5.01M / ¥1.1M
    40s: ¥8.59M / ¥1.24M
    50s: ¥9.99M / ¥1.43M
    60s: ¥13.64M / ¥3.11M
    70s: ¥14.89M / ¥5.02M
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:51
    No distribution graph, not even a median — do it over
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:51
    Median.
    Case closed.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:54
    Re: #12
    Re: #11
    The broke crowd always brings up the "median," but that just proves there are a ton of poor people — it doesn't actually tell you anything.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:56
    Re: #20
    That IS data showing there are a ton of poor people though…
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 15:59
    Re: #20
    It's great data — it shows most people are poor with a small number of rich outliers.
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:01
    62, single, unemployed, zero debt.
    Savings, stocks, and bonds combined: ¥45 million.
    Also own a mortgage-free condo I live in, plus a rental property.
    Never married, don't drink, smoke, gamble, or visit the sex industry.
    No hobbies, no friends — just worked steadily.
    Even at a small or mid-size company out in the regions, if you work until retirement you can end up with about this much.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:01
    Re: #44
    Why not get married?
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:05
    Re: #44
    Plenty of guys get divorced, their kids go off the rails, and they end up a lonely old man anyway. Well, money can probably fix the rest.
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:02
    Single household. Gonna earn a bit more.
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:02
    Right now I've got about ¥40 million all-in on the S&P 500 and eMAXIS Slim All Country ("Orikan"). If I can add another ¥10 million, that'll bring me to ¥60 million including my retirement payout, so I'm planning to side-FIRE and move to Kobe or Fukuoka.
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:04
    Re: #49
    Why Kobe or Fukuoka?
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:04
    Re: #49
    Oh nice. Yeah, I get wanting to take it easy.
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:03
    This is exactly what's behind the current declining birthrate.
    People keep mixing up two different things: households having fewer kids, and the rise in people staying unmarried and having zero kids at all.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:03
    Anyone worse off than me?
    Early 50s, 40 years as a hikikomori (shut-in), zero savings.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:07
    Re: #52
    A nightmare wife, terrible kids — a huge burden waiting for you later in life.
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:08
    Re: #52
    You've managed to eat for 40 years without doing anything — doesn't that mean you must have some assets somewhere?
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:09
    I'm in my 40s, single, and sitting on over ¥100 million (an "okurihito") — just watching the show from up here.
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:11
    Re: #75
    What do you spend your money on?
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:13
    Re: #88
    Investing and books.
    I don't have hobbies, so I don't spend on food, travel, drinking, gambling, women, fashion, fan activities ("oshi-katsu"), games, or movies.
    I genuinely don't know what I'm living for, every single day.
    111AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:18
    Re: #93
    Once a person stops creating things, they might as well be dead.
    Apparently things like the makeup and nail art women do are actually good for the brain.
    Doing stuff that looks pointless at first glance matters.
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:18
    Re: #93
    If it keeps you at peace, that's good.
    I'm honestly envious.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:10
    The S&P 500 has been recovering.
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:10
    Re: #27
    Re: #34
    So looking at that data and thinking "there are tons of poor people, so it's normal for me to be poor too!" — that doesn't actually mean anything.
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:14
    Re: #82
    Nobody actually said "it's normal for me to be poor too!" did they?
    You're really letting your imagination run wild.
    153AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:27
    Average? Median?
    The average means nothing.
    160AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:28
    Re: #153
    Are you upset?
    163AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:28
    I'm 65 and just started living on my pension this year.
    Savings: ¥500,000. Securities: ¥20 million. No debt, though I've got property damage to deal with.
    My water heater broke this year, one of my two IH cooktop burners died, and just the other day my Ivy Bridge motherboard fried too.
    I want to replace it all, but everything's so expensive.
    174AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:30
    Re: #163
    Sounds like me — my AC and washing machine both died within a year.
    175AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:31
    Re: #163
    If you're a man, you've probably only got about 15 years left anyway, so might as well take it easy.
    165AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:29
    My parents got cancer one after another and it wiped out all my savings.
    They died anyway in the end — what was even the point?
    170AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:30
    Re: #165
    That's just how life is.
    177AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:31
    Re: #165
    At least you got to be a good, dutiful son. My parents don't have savings or a pension either, so I've got no choice but to abandon them. I can't even afford to go to the dentist myself.
    192AnonymousSep 22, 2026 16:34
    Re: #165
    Couldn't you use the High-Cost Medical Care Benefit system (Japan's cap on out-of-pocket medical expenses)?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The figures come from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications’ “National Survey of Single-Person Household Income and Expenditure” (Reiwa 6 / 2024), whose results table was updated just recently, on August 28, 2026. What drew the most attention on the thread was the gap between the published average (¥12,733,000 in net financial assets) and the age-by-age medians users posted in the replies (¥370,000 for people in their 20s, ¥1.1 million for their 30s, and still only ¥3.11 million even in their 60s). Because averages get pulled sharply upward by a small number of wealthy people, the median is generally seen as closer to what most people actually experience. News coverage tends to lead with the average figure alone, which can obscure how skewed the underlying distribution really is. What stands out about this thread is that it turned less into a debate about wealth disparity among single households itself, and more into a broader discussion of statistical literacy — namely, which number you should actually be looking at.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Average Savings of Solo Singles] Men: ¥16,303,000, Women: ¥13,341,000 — How Much If Just Counting Deposits?“.

  • Italy to Ban Burqas in Schools, Require Immigrant Parents to Learn Italian

    Italy has announced plans to ban burqas on school grounds and require the parents of foreign students who fail to integrate to take Italian language lessons. The news sparked a wave of “Japan should follow suit” comments on 5ch, though others pointed out that the premise doesn’t quite carry over — in Japan, niqabs and burqas already get you turned away at convenience store entrances, unlike in Italy. Rather than settling into simple pros and cons, the thread drifted into a broader argument about Japan’s own approach to immigration and assimilation.

    Italy to ban burqas in schools; parents of foreign children who fail to integrate required to learn Italian: AFPBB News

    September 22, 2026, 11:22

    Datelined: Rome, Italy [ Italy / Europe ]

    Source: afpbb.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:31
    Japan should follow the West's example
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:36
    Re: #2
    Re: #8
    Not gonna happen under an LDP government — "multicultural coexistence" is basically written into their party platform
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:32
    Japan should legalize buruma again (gym bloomers — a pun on "burka")
    101AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:09
    Re: #3
    Why did that thing ever become popular in the first place?
    119AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:19
    Re: #101
    Even if it was an accident, that was way too sexy
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:34
    Re: #1
    Japan should follow suit too
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:49
    Japan can't pull off stuff like this because it instantly gets called a human rights violation or discrimination. We already caved once — remember the case where an exam proctor told someone to take off their face covering and it turned into a whole controversy.
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:53
    Re: #45
    It's just conflict-avoidance culture. They mouth platitudes because they're scared of being criticized. Even politicians can't do better than call-center-level responses these days. The Japanese government is honestly garbage. In the West, when they get criticized, they actually push back.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:58
    Thought this said "Blue Archive banned" and came running… (misread ブルカ/burka as ブルアカ/Blue Archive, a popular game)
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:01
    Re: #80
    Glad it wasn't just me
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:01


    Honestly, hijabs on young Asian girls can look pretty cute
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:04
    Re: #87
    Oh, I mixed that up with a hijab — the one on the far right definitely isn't something you'd see in Japan
    162AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:47
    Re: #87
    Niqabs and burqas already get you barred from entering convenience stores in Japan

    Background and Key Points

    The key thing here is that Italy’s new measure isn’t a nationwide burqa ban — it’s limited to schools, paired with a system requiring parents to take Italian lessons if their children fail to integrate. That’s a narrower scope than France’s public-space bans. Japan has no comparable law, but as commenters in the thread pointed out, stores already turn away customers wearing niqabs or burqas for security reasons, so Italy’s measure doesn’t map onto Japan quite as directly as some assumed. The thread ended up less about Italy’s policy itself and more a proxy fight over the ruling party’s immigration stance and its “multicultural coexistence” line.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Italy to ban burqas in schools; parents of foreign children who fail to integrate required to learn Italian.”

  • Leap Second Officially Abolished — 5ch Reacts: “System Engineers Rejoice!”

    The “leap second,” which has adjusted the one-second discrepancy between Earth’s rotation and atomic clocks for half a century, has been officially abolished. Introduced in 1972, it has been inserted 27 times since, but growing concerns over computer glitches and trouble in financial transactions had fueled calls for a review. In its place comes the “leap hour,” which will tolerate discrepancies of up to one hour, meaning no adjustment should be needed for at least several centuries. On 5ch, the thread lit up with trivia-flavored chatter — sarcastic remarks that daylight saving time should be scrapped first, speculation on why Earth’s rotation has been speeding up lately, and simple bafflement over why leap years and leap seconds are named so differently.

    Published 9/22 (Tue) 5:00 AM

    Asahi Shimbun

    The “leap second” is being abolished. Introduced in 1972 to reconcile the gap between Earth’s rotation and atomic clock time, it has been inserted 27 times over the past half-century. In recent years, however, concerns over computer malfunctions and trouble in financial transactions have fueled growing calls for a review. In its place, a “leap hour” will be introduced, tolerating discrepancies of up to one hour — meaning time adjustments likely won’t be needed again for at least several centuries.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:39
    Re: #1
    > But once the internet spread, leap seconds started causing communication outages and financial trading glitches.

    If that's the case, they should've scrapped daylight saving time first.
    120AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:03
    Re: #3
    Daylight saving time works in one-hour increments, so it's handled without issues.

    That's exactly why they went with the "leap hour" — they're leaning on DST's know-how and track record.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:47
    So Earth's rotation is speeding up?
    In a few thousand years, a day might end up being shorter.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:48
    Re: #27
    Read the article.
    Rotation is slowing down, which means the day is getting longer.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:49
    System engineers rejoice!

    Re: #27
    It also changes with the amount of glacial ice, so there are fluctuations on cycles of hundreds of thousands or even tens of millions of years, too.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:00
    I get that inserting a second is a "leap second" and adding an hour is a "leap hour," but I don't quite get why adding a day makes it a "leap year."
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #52
    Seconds and hours are adjustments for Earth's rotation
    Days and months are adjustments for Earth's orbit
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:00
    Re: #52 is pointing at the discomfort with the term "leap year," right?
    Both "leap month" and "leap second" add or subtract a month/second, but a "leap year" doesn't actually add a year.

    Strictly speaking, a leap year is "a year in which a leap day is inserted into February."
    138AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:19
    Re: #136
    I was just explaining what Re: #52 meant — I never said the leap second was some new concept.
    No need to pick a pointless fight with me.
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:20
    Normally, Earth's rotation keeps slowing down —
    and in fact, up until now it had been gradually slowing, with some fluctuation along the way.
    So why is it spinning faster now?
    Oil drilling, ore mining, tunnel excavation reshaping the terrain,
    plus shifts in internal structures — probably something in the mantle —
    that seem to have moved quite abruptly. I think that's the cause.
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:33
    Re: #71
    Maybe it's the other way around?
    What if the atomic clock's own "tick speed" has slowed down for some reason,
    and the clock's rate is what's off?
    To put it in extreme terms:
    suppose something used to take 10 seconds by the atomic clock.
    If the clock's ticking rate becomes half as fast as before,
    the second hand only advances 5 seconds' worth,
    so the "measured elapsed time" comes out smaller —
    making the object's motion look like it sped up,
    leading to the conclusion "the motion got faster."

    But we're talking about such incredibly tiny fractions of time
    that comparison with the past is basically impossible,
    and since the very "ruler for measuring the passage of time"
    is itself stretching and shrinking,
    an accurate comparison with before just isn't possible.
    163AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:30
    Re: #71
    They also say (giant) dams shift the Earth's center of gravity.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:26
    Re: #61
    Why does it even need adjusting?
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:31
    Re: #78
    It'll keep drifting until summer becomes winter, lol.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:44
    Re: #78
    Apparently they're scrapping it because it became "what's even the point of correcting things down to the second? Isn't this just a pain?"
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:47
    Re: #78
    A year is 365 days, but Earth's actual orbital period is about 365.25 days.
    Leave that alone and it drifts a full day every 4 years,
    so once every 4 years they make it 366 days to fix the gap.
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:39
    Re: #85 Wouldn't that be fine, though? Maybe in this era Japan's hottest stretch ends up being around June,
    and Obon becomes the tail end of summer — "still hot, but mornings and evenings
    are getting more comfortable" by then.
    111AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:56
    Re: #95
    Even if you say it'd be fine,
    years/months/days run on the orbital cycle
    while hours/minutes/seconds run on rotation.
    The "365 days" thing doesn't line up with that at all —
    you're just listing two completely separate things side by side.
    109AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:54
    Isn't a full hour of correction kind of a lot?
    If the goal is to cut down how often you have to adjust, I'd think minute-level increments would've made more sense.
    110AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:56
    Re: #109
    No need to worry about something that'll only matter after you're dead.
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:58
    Re: #109
    Yeah, it's actually pretty huge.
    Computerization ended up making this less rational, not more —
    they could've just let some central authority handle clocks however it wanted.
    128AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:11
    Re: #109
    For now they've just decided to tolerate up to a 1-hour gap,
    but how it'll actually be operated hasn't been decided yet.
    For example, they might end up inserting a "leap minute" once things drift by a minute,
    but that's roughly a century away, so there's plenty of time to hash out the details.
    117AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:03
    Do you all know why January 1st is January 1st?

    The day currently designated as New Year's isn't the winter solstice, isn't perihelion, and has no particular astronomical significance — so why was this the day chosen?
    122AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:05
    Re: #117
    The day mochi tastes best, probably.
    123AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:07
    Re: #117
    Is this story going to be a long one?
    124AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:08
    Re: #115
    Probably because the leap second is a concept that only emerged in theory once precise scientific calculation became possible.
    If you don't phrase it in intuitive terms, it's hard to grasp.
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:13
    Re: #124
    That's not what I meant. It's:
    "correcting with a second" → leap second
    "correcting with a month" → leap month

    but then "correcting with a day" becomes "leap year" — that mismatch is what feels off.
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:17
    Re: #131
    No, that's exactly what we're talking about.
    Keep up.
    143AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:21
    Re: #131
    Even under the old lunisolar calendar, a year with an inserted leap month was also called a "leap year."
    Conversely, even today, February 29th itself is called a "leap day"
    (though people rarely bother with that term since it's quicker to just say "February 29th").
    130AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:12
    Isn't it just that they mixed it up with Christ's birthday?
    If you center it on the winter solstice you land around February,
    and Christ's birthday is a bit over a month before that,
    so somewhere around there felt right,
    and they probably just settled on the tail end of the Christmas holidays.
    133AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:15
    Re: #130
    New Year's Day is set so that the spring equinox lands around March 21st —
    that's how it was arranged when the Gregorian calendar was adopted in the 16th century.
    In that sense it's not totally meaningless astronomically.

    The spring equinox also ties into Easter on top of farming, so there's a strong religious dimension to it too.
    166AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:31
    Re: #130
    Mostly it's the Roman emperors' fault.
    Under the Julian calendar that preceded today's Gregorian calendar, February was the end of the year and March was the start — because that's how the emperor decided it.
    That's why February got stuck with the leftover 28 days, with one extra day tacked on in leap years to balance things out.
    The Roman emperors also did plenty of other self-serving things, like adding months or shifting which months got 31 days, pretty much as they pleased.

    The Gregorian calendar was later codified by the Pope based on astronomical observations and the like, but since it built on the existing Julian calendar, it inherited that habit of balancing things out in February.
    145AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:22
    Well, I'd guess they'll come up with some correction system that avoids scattering bugs everywhere before the gap even reaches a full hour. Or maybe they'll use satellite observations to keep Earth's motion and clocks perfectly in sync.
    150AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:24
    Re: #145
    There's no real benefit to keeping time perfectly synced with Earth's motion.
    Scientifically speaking, time that flows uniformly without exception is far more useful.
    My guess is that by the time the gap hits an hour, they'll just decide to "let it keep drifting as-is."
    155AnonymousSep 22, 2026 13:27
    Re: #150
    It'll stop matching up with longitude —
    the International Date Line would have to shift, right?
    202AnonymousSep 22, 2026 14:09
    Re: #150
    Maybe it'll split into "everyday clock time" versus "measured/scientific time." Though that does seem like it'd need a pretty major technical breakthrough.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The leap second corrects drift in Earth’s rotation (the length of a day), while the leap year corrects drift in Earth’s orbit (the length of a year) — different targets, different mechanisms entirely. But in the thread, the shared character “leap” (閏) in both terms made them easy to mix up, which became a talking point in itself. What’s being abolished this time is the former; its replacement, the “leap hour,” allows discrepancies to build up to a full hour before correcting, meaning no adjustment work will be needed at all for the foreseeable future. As for why Earth’s rotation has been speeding up slightly in recent years, commenters floated various theories — melting glaciers, crustal shifts, and more — but neither the article nor the thread pinned it on any single definitive cause, treating each as merely a contributing factor. The operational details of exactly when a “leap hour” would actually be inserted are also still an open question, but since there’s no need to rush an answer for decades at least, it’s been left for future discussion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “Leap second abolition officially decided in October — Earth’s rotation speeding up, leap hour to be introduced.”

  • Nagoya Leans on ‘Handouts from the Government’ as Finances Sour — Talk of Independence Flares Up Again

    The Nikkei has reported that Nagoya City has fallen into the ranks of “local allocation tax recipients” — municipalities that depend on grants from the central government. The news that the central city of Aichi Prefecture, home to Toyota Motor, has landed in a state normally associated with tight finances has caused a stir. On 5ch, many pointed to the operating costs of the Asian Games — which ballooned to more than three times the original budget — and the stalled redevelopment around Nagoya Station as the culprits. At the same time, opinions clashed over how to judge the era of former mayor Kawamura, who slashed spending, versus criticism of the current mayor and city council, and the discussion even spread to talk of Nagoya breaking away from Aichi Prefecture.

    Nagoya Falls to “Handouts from the Government”: A Cash-Strapped Designated City, Talk of Independence from the Prefecture Reignites — Nikkei

    Designated Cities at 70 (Part 1)

    September 22, 2026, 2:00 AM

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:41
    Hooray for the Asian Games!
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:04
    The whiteboard guiding baseball spectators at the Asian Games was scrawled in filthy handwriting. Is this what "Nagoya quality" looks like?
    I couldn't believe my eyes. It looks like nothing more than sandlot baseball.

    https://x.com/8anchaeha/status/2101951696893341893?s=46

    People around the world are going to think this is what "TOYOTA quality" is.
    Once an image takes a hit like that, it's hard to recover.
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:41
    Why not lure Toyota's head office into Nagoya City?
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:50
    Re: #4
    Wasn't it already near the station?
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:53
    Re: #4
    They already have their headquarters in Tokyo
    155AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:05
    Re: #4
    They've already got a base in Nagoya and pay taxes there too
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:42
    No, it's because they're running the Asian Games, right?
    No idea why they're even holding this garbage tournament, but it's racking up a massive deficit
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:18
    Re: #5
    If they were doing this during a recession, fine, but doing it during inflation makes no sense at all
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:43
    Isn't it because of the Asian Games, which set an easy budget of 100 billion yen and then ballooned to more than three times that?
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:02
    Re: #6
    Just like the Tokyo Olympics — they trick everyone into thinking "we can do it cheap," get the project moving, then jack up the budget later. Nothing but tax thieves.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:43
    Development around Nagoya Station has ground to a halt too
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:46
    Re: #8

    "A building as long sideways as the Great Wall of China."
    Get a move on already.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:45
    Well, the mayor was THAT guy for a long time too
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:08
    Re: #10
    Things were actually good when that guy was mayor
    He kept council member salaries down and put the money into welfare and improving citizens' daily lives
    But the council members who couldn't line their own pockets under him used every trick in the book to drive him out — and this is the result
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:16
    Re: #57
    Funny how the current mayor has basically reversed everything the previous mayor did
    Wasn't he supposed to be his disciple?
    Back to the good old days of council members and the prefectural governor calling the shots
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:24
    Re: #57
    I'd say don't be so cheap about council member pay
    They're elected officials chosen by the citizens
    It's not the same as grabbing a discount item at the supermarket
    He was nothing but a crowd-pleasing old man itching for a fight in every direction
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:46
    Given how shoddy the Asian Games have been, of course it ends up like this —
    and Nagoya's definitely in on it too (lol)
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:46
    Both the Asian Games and the mess around Nagoya Castle
    well, that's what Nagoya's own citizens voted for
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:07
    Re: #16Re: #17
    The Asian Games failed because they cut out Japanese ad agencies

    and instead outsourced everything to some French events company, GL, that knows nothing about Asia.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:48
    I went to Nagoya for the first time the other day, and wow, it's a real big city
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:54
    Re: #19
    Yet they're broke enough that they can't even rebuild the Meitetsu department store
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:49
    All those years of discriminating against "the regions" and bashing Nagoya finally paid off, huh
    The more you run down the countryside, the more cheap labor flows into Tokyo, and the regions decline
    The internet age only sped that up further
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:28
    Re: #20
    These days it's only foreign immigrants coming to Tokyo, isn't it?
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:58
    The poorest designated city, hands down, is Sapporo
    No decent industries, full of welfare recipients, a finished city
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:02
    Re: #36
    Sapporo is… yeah
    Their finances are so bad that unless they suddenly scrap projects worth several billion yen without any consultation, they're headed for collapse
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:45
    Re: #36
    That giant white elephant known as Sapporo Dome (lol)
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:09
    Weren't they supposed to be rich thanks to mighty Toyota?
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:15
    Re: #59
    Aichi Prefecture's industrial strength is amazing, but within Nagoya City alone, the people sucking up money on welfare benefits might actually outweigh it
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:28
    Looking at how miserable the Asian Games operation has been, it just proves the countryside can't manage to pull off anything properly
    They can't even run an event on that scale competently, yet they talk about being a "secondary capital" — don't make me laugh.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:32
    Re: #74
    I feel like it actually drew a bigger crowd than the Tokyo Olympics did
    161AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:15
    Re: #74
    That reminds me of the whole shambles of the Tokyo Olympics
    and those awful pavilion buildings at the Osaka Expo too (lol)
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:29
    Re: #52
    The Asian Games itself is going fine, isn't it?
    If you're comparing it to the Olympics, the Olympics got slammed with plenty of criticism too
    The real problem is just that they bid for it and are burning through money

    Turning the athletes' village into disaster-relief containers afterward is actually a pretty good idea
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:35
    Re: #77
    It's blowing up into a huge controversy worldwide on social media, though!
    124AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:07
    >If that logic holds, wouldn't the secondary capital be Kawasaki?

    Not many people know this, but
    among cities that serve as prefectural capitals, can any of them beat Kawasaki's population?
    Yokohama, Osaka, Fukuoka — Fukuoka's only about 100,000 people away.
    129AnonymousSep 22, 2026 11:10
    Re: #124
    They really need to build a Shinkansen station in Kawasaki
    They should urgently build a new station connecting to Musashi-Kosugi
    And of course, every Nozomi train should stop there
    179AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:58
    Re: #124
    Kawasaki's population is growing too, but Fukuoka's is growing even faster
    Will it actually overtake Kawasaki?
    Well, they're both among the few designated cities where the Japanese population is still increasing, so I hope both keep it up
    156AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:05
    Is Kawasaki propped up by all the Musashi-Kosugi residents?
    Even though they'd never admit they actually live in Kawasaki (lol)
    159AnonymousSep 22, 2026 12:11
    Re: #156
    Isn't it because that crowd is using the hometown tax donation system, causing heavy tax revenue to flow out?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    It isn’t unusual in itself for a government-designated city to become a recipient of local allocation tax grants, but because Nagoya, home to Toyota Motor’s headquarters, has long carried a strong image of financial comfort, this report drew attention precisely because of the gap with that image. Behind it, commentators point to several factors, including the Asian Games budget — originally pegged at around 100 billion yen — ballooning to more than three times that amount, as well as the stalled redevelopment around Nagoya Station. Opinions on the thread split between those blaming the current financial troubles on the Games’ operation and the current mayor and city council, and those who praised the spending cuts made under former mayor Kawamura — reflecting a real divide over how to judge municipal management. It’s also worth noting, since it isn’t obvious from the article itself, that Toyota Motor’s head office functions are already located within Nagoya City, leaving little room for any renewed “attraction” effort.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Nagoya Falls to “Handouts from the Government”: A Cash-Strapped Designated City, Talk of Independence from the Prefecture Reignites.”

  • Bicycle Fines and the Police’s Money Problem: 5ch Says ‘No E-Bikes, No Blue Tickets’

    Starting in April 2026, bicycle traffic violations became subject to Japan’s “blue ticket” system (a traffic citation/fine scheme), and the autumn nationwide traffic safety campaign running from September 21 has made publicizing bicycle rules and helmet use its key focus. The source article argues that behind this new system lies something police bureaucrats have wanted for years — turning violations into fines — and, further behind that, the police’s own funding concerns. On 5ch, some commenters see cracking down on reckless cyclists as only natural, while others suspect the real motive is the police padding their enforcement numbers or securing funding. Many also raised questions about fairness in enforcement, pointing to the spread of e-assist bicycles and the fact that riding on sidewalks is effectively tolerated.

    The annual autumn nationwide traffic safety campaign runs from September 21 to 30, and the “Reiwa 8 Autumn National Traffic Safety Campaign Promotion Guidelines” list three priority items — two of which concern bicycles.

    The guidelines state that there is a need to “clearly communicate traffic rules to the public at large, ensure thorough understanding and compliance, and promote the wearing of helmets while riding,” among other points.

    This heavy emphasis on enforcing bicycle traffic rules stems from the fact that, starting April 1 this year, the traffic citation system (the “blue ticket,” which imposes fines) was extended to cover bicycle violations.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Yeah, it does sound a bit conspiracy-theory-ish, but it's not totally out there either.
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Tax hikes, price hikes, fines —
    all just schemes to skim money off the people.
    The people must unite and take revenge on these money-grubbers.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:01
    Compulsory auto insurance (jibaiseki) was supposed to get cheaper, but for some baffling reason it just stayed the same.
    That's exactly what this is about. Japan's decline is due to corruption — and the Finance Ministry is pinning it on old people to cover that up.
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:31
    Re: #5
    Insurers under the Finance Ministry's jurisdiction can't absorb as many retired bureaucrats anymore (amakudari, the practice of officials landing cushy post-retirement jobs), so those seats probably got passed over to the police instead.
    Likewise, the keirin (bike racing) industry, formerly under the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry, opened up to amakudari too — probably in exchange for swapping some of the National Police Agency's own amakudari posts.
    It's amazing that they can sacrifice the vast majority of citizens just because of a handful of cyclists blowing 60+ km/h on public roads — they'll pass a bill that ignores the public without a second thought.
    If they keep racking up violation counts, fewer drivers keep their "gold" (violation-free) licenses, and insurers see their premium income go up.
    If stolen bikes increase too much it's a loss for insurers, but they can recoup it the following year through premiums — though if premiums get too high, people stop signing up, so they're probably policing it just enough to keep it balanced.
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:05
    Re: #1
    So in the end it's just the police racking up illegal enforcement numbers, huh.

    Cut that crap out already.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:12
    Re: #15
    Come on, at least call it "legal" enforcement-number-padding lol
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:07
    If a cyclist wearing earphones, staring at their phone, blowing through a stop sign, and slamming into a car still gets the car blamed, then yeah — crack down hard.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:10
    What they're doing isn't any different from the yakuza.
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    That's just what state power is like.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:10
    Riding a bike on the sidewalk seems to get a pass.
    Headphones are also fine for now, it seems.
    I have seen people get caught for running red lights, using their phone while riding, and riding two-up.
    39AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:14
    Re: #30-31
    Given how the law is written, issuing a blue ticket for riding on the sidewalk is essentially impossible.
    Also, the big money-maker for citing bikes is stop-sign violations — once they really start enforcing that, it's going to be rough for cyclists.
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:16
    Re: #1
    These days it's also gotten harder for the Traffic Safety Association to strong-arm people into "donations," too.
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:29
    Re: #44
    This happened more than 30 years ago.
    For my first license renewal, I left home without putting the Traffic Safety Association's membership fee in my wallet.
    The woman at the counter absolutely tore into me.
    It felt like a full character assassination.
    "Huh? It's written right there, isn't it?" "Kids these days don't even have common sense." "You don't have this little money in your wallet? Are you a student? What does your parent do for a living? Are you poor?" "There's a credit union right across the street, go withdraw it and bring it back right now!"
    I'll never forget how relentlessly she piled it on.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:16
    Go ahead and actively crack down on motorcycle lane-splitting and running past the stop line at red lights too.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:18
    Bikes used to be great precisely because you could ride them casually.
    Drunk cycling is now punished just as harshly as drunk driving.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:20
    Re: #50
    That's a huge misunderstanding — cyclists took advantage of the lax rules and just didn't care enough about getting in pedestrians' way.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:23
    Japan's roads are narrow, so we can't get by unless everyone gives way to each other.
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:32
    Re: #66
    The roads are narrow, so why do people drive needlessly huge cars?
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:24
    After they removed illegally parked bikes, the shopping district they cleaned up ended up declining, the end.
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:26
    Re: #68
    Roadside/car-centered economies tend to thrive more, actually.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:33
    Re: #68
    True, there are shopping streets where, if you completely banned bikes, the customers would just disappear.
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:25
    Re: #66
    Cyclists show zero willingness to give way, though.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:28
    Re: #69
    This.
    Cyclists absolutely refuse to stop, don't they.

    Maybe in their minds, stopping means losing.
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:30
    Re: #78
    Cars don't stop either lol. They come barreling straight out of a store's parking lot onto the road without stopping lol.
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:30
    Re: #78
    There is something to the "stopping means losing" idea.
    On a bike, accelerating again from even a slight roll doesn't take much energy, but starting completely from zero takes a lot.
    So there's a psychological pull toward not wanting to stop.
    143AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:54
    Young people are turning away from cars, and old geezers don't rack up violations, so they decided to make money off bikes instead?
    Are they stupid or what.
    149AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:56
    Re: #143
    There's no denying bicycle violations are bad, so cracking down on that is the right call.
    156AnonymousSep 22, 2026 09:57
    Re: #143
    Follow the Road Traffic Act and you won't lose a single yen.
    178AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:11
    We used to peacefully coexist on the sidewalk, but it got dangerous because bikes got faster.
    The biggest cause is e-assist bicycles.
    It's a tag team between Japanese manufacturers wanting to sell them and bike shops who can't make money off cheap foreign-made "mama-bikes" (basic utility bicycles).
    That's why they wanted to push bikes onto the roadway.
    181AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:13
    Re: #178
    It was never peaceful coexistence at all — there was a whole era of bikes ringing their bells nonstop at pedestrians blocking the sidewalk to force their way through.
    184AnonymousSep 22, 2026 10:16
    Re: #178
    True, I do think that without e-bikes, bicycles wouldn't have ended up getting blue tickets.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The introduction of blue tickets (traffic fines) for bicycles began in April 2026, expanding a citation system that had previously centered on cars and motorcycles. The reason bicycle-related items dominate this autumn’s national traffic safety campaign priorities is that publicizing this new system is an urgent task. Opinion in the thread split over whether to view the enforcement push as “a natural response to reckless cyclists” or suspect that “securing police funding or padding enforcement numbers is the real motive.” No official figures or documents backing the latter view were presented in the thread — it remains speculation on the part of participants. At the same time, the fact that sidewalk-riding enforcement is essentially difficult, leaving stop-sign violations as the main target of citations, and the argument that the spread of e-assist bicycles is one factor driving the tightened rules, are both points worth keeping in mind when weighing the merits of the new system.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “Behind bicycle traffic ‘fines’ lies the police’s tight finances… the ‘fine-ification’ police bureaucrats long wished for, and where the money goes.”