Category: Entertainment

  • ONE PIECE Announces Two New Films — Fans Worry: ‘Finish the Manga First’

    At ‘ONE PIECE DAY ’26,’ currently underway at Makuhari Messe, two new films were announced: ‘FILM GOD VALLEY,’ set for release in summer 2027, and ‘FILM BAAD,’ due in 2029. While many on 5ch welcomed the news, plenty of comments voiced concern over the manga’s ever-lengthening run — now approaching 30 years — with remarks like ‘Finish the original story first’ and ‘It’s still not over?’

    Users dug up graphs of tankobon sales trends and Weekly Shonen Jump’s circulation figures, sparking a broader debate about the ideal length for a serialized manga and how classic series should be brought to a close.

    Mon, Aug 24, 4:15 PM

    It was announced that two new films for the ONE PIECE anime will be produced back to back. While the long-awaited news sparked cheers from fans, some readers weren’t so thrilled about the back-to-back big projects, saying they’d rather see the source manga move forward than get more movies.

    On day two of the ‘ONE PIECE DAY ’26’ event held at Makuhari Messe in Chiba on August 23, a special announcement aired right after the main stage program wrapped up, revealing that ‘ONE PIECE FILM GOD VALLEY’ will open nationwide in summer 2027, followed by ‘ONE PIECE FILM BAAD’ in 2029.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:23
    It's not like he's constantly going on hiatus, he's actually keeping up the serialization properly, so what's the problem?
    If anything I want to be entertained for a long time.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    Re: #7
    You clearly don't read the actual magazine lol
    He takes breaks pretty often, like for research trips.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:24
    Fans don't actually want it to end.
    They just want the story to actually move forward.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:29
    Re: #8
    Oh, that's actually a smart take.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:26
    Demon Slayer merch isn't even making money anymore, it's totally played out.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #12
    They even put out plum-and-kelp flavored snacks to match the show's setting lol
    That kind of collab was never going to work.

    But does ONE PIECE even have collabs or merch tie-ins?
    I've never seen a kid actually playing that card game that caused a stir recently, either.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:31
    Maybe they're planning to wrap up the finale to coincide with the 2029 movie?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #15
    That'd genuinely be trash.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    After ONE PIECE ends, do you actually want to read something like Samurai 8? Or Sorachi's 'Yuusha' one-shot (a short manga by Gintama's creator)?
    Keeping ONE PIECE going is clearly the better option.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #20
    Naruto is way better off just for having actually ended.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:35
    Movies are supposed to stay as disconnected from the main plot as possible, so they don't affect the story's progression.

    But these ones suddenly introduce new characters, like a past Admiral or Shanks' kid, and then you're left wondering why the manga never mentions them at all — it creates way too many continuity paradoxes.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #23
    They should just adapt one arc of the manga into a movie, like Demon Slayer or Chainsaw Man did.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:45
    Oda: 'I always draw manga aimed at kids. I'll pander to boys all day long, but I never pander to adults at all (laughs).'


    Boys and girls: 'Huh? I don't read ONE PIECE.'
    Middle-aged men and women: 'Huh? We're the ones reading ONE PIECE.'

    (Graph is from 2011)

    Oda's been dragging out a 'kids' story manga for 30 years now…
    The original readers are all middle-aged now.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:47
    The people wishing for it to end are probably the ones who think it's boring but keep dragging themselves through it anyway.
    They should just hope it gets good instead.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:12
    Re: #38
    Everyone already knows it's beyond saving at this point.
    Even if you tried to make it good again, there are too many tangled threads that'll snag on something.
    If he's going to do that kind of thing at this stage, I'd rather he save the idea for a new series.

    Wasn't it Matsui Yuusei who said a manga is at its most interesting if you end it around volume 30? (creator of Assassination Classroom)
    That's basically a famous quote at this point.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:49
    Oda: 'Even getting together with veteran creators, if our hit levels are too different, we don't really connect. Even when we talk about tankobon sales figures or movie adaptations, there are things that just don't land.
    Kishimoto and I can talk on the same level, so we get each other.'
    Oda: 'Leave the #1 sales spot in Jump to me as its ace.'


    'Honestly I've been allowed to do just about everything,
    and I've already done most of what past hit creators have done,
    so I'm not sure what to do next.
    What I want first is something like a 'target to aim for.'
    Right now I'm a bit stuck because there's no one ahead of me.
    If there'd been someone who had an even bigger hit before,
    I could just chase after them,
    but looking at the numbers, I ended up in the top spot myself,
    so there's this feeling of 'what do I even do from here?''
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:50
    30 years, huh.
    If long-running series like this keep showing up, there's now a real chance you could start reading one and die before ever finishing it.
    30 years in a weekly magazine is genuinely impressive, but please wrap it up before I die.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:23
    Re: #43
    That's exactly what happened with something like 'Glass Mask' — plenty of fans who'd followed it since it started and were looking forward to the ending ended up passing away first.
    (Though that one's basically been on indefinite hiatus anyway.)
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:52
    The 30 years Jump spent alongside ONE PIECE have been a steady decline the whole way.

    You could even argue that ONE PIECE staying on top the whole time is itself proof that Jump was already washed up.
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #46
    The drop from '96 to '97 is brutal lol
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:15
    Re: #46
    Dragon Ball — or really, Toriyama Akira himself — was just on another level.
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:27
    Re: #46
    Guess Dragon Ball, YuYu Hakusho, and Slam Dunk really were legendary (and maybe Dai no Daibouken too, just barely).
    '94 to '96, when those four series ended, was the peak, and the very next year circulation dropped from about 5.8 million copies to just over 4 million.
    From '97 (when ONE PIECE started) it's been a slow, steady decline.

    And right in that transitional period you've got Rurouni Kenshin and Yu-Gi-Oh! carrying things.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:53
    Oda's clearly still bitter about losing to Demon Slayer, so bitter.
    His complex about it is out of control at this point, so what can you do.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:56
    Re: #49
    Just looking at tankobon volumes, ONE PIECE crushes it with 115 volumes to Demon Slayer's 23!!
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:55
    Each volume is still selling 3 million copies, there's no way they're ending it.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #51
    It's not selling anywhere near that well anymore.

    [Sad news] ONE PIECE sales are cratering at an insane rate lolololololololololololol
    https://greta.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/poverty/1785200713/

    Volume / First-week sales
    (Days counted in parentheses)
    Vol. 100: 1,170,000 (3 days) ← the milestone 100th volume
    ↓
    Vol. 105: 1,022,180 (3 days)
    Vol. 106: 1,089,661 (6 days) ← end of the Wano arc
    ↓
    (A pretty tone-deaf comment made around the end of Wano)
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/rock1963roll/imgs/6/f/6f3d28f4.jpg
    Vol. 107: 890,494 (4 days)
    Vol. 108: 994,538 (7 days)
    Vol. 109: 811,541 (4 days) ← end of the Egghead arc
    ↓
    Vol. 111: 745,833 (6 days) ← start of the Elbaf arc
    Vol. 112: 557,960 (3 days)
    Vol. 113: 600,838 (6 days)
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    At my old job, someone brought a paper fan into the break room from a ONE PIECE collab with Usami (a gas station chain),
    and all the characters had legs like Astro Boy and were flying through the sky or something.
    What even was that?
    As someone who doesn't follow anime or manga normally, I had absolutely no idea what was going on.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #59
    If you don't get it, don't worry about it.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:14
    Re: #1
    Does it really need to end, though?
    Plenty of classics are unfinished — Phoenix, Chojin Locke, Glass Mask, Crest of the Royal Family, Bastard!!, Berserk, Act-Age, and more.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #70
    Suzue (Miuchi, the Glass Mask author) apparently still intends to keep drawing it, at least nominally.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #70
    Hajime no Ippo, Golgo 13, Shizuka Naru Don, Cooking Papa, Fishing Fool's Diary, Shima Kosaku, Kaiji…
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #70
    A real classic is one that stays entertaining all the way to the ending, though.
    The ones listed above are only 'classic candidates' — they could still botch the final act and end up written off as duds.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:18
    Re: #69
    So you're saying Kimi ni Todoke, Blade of the Immortal, and Kuroko's Basketball are the true supreme classics, then?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    Re: #76
    It's not that ending at volume 30 is inherently good lol
    It's just that around there is the limit for wrapping things up cleanly with almost no contradictions, while it's still within the author's original vision.
    87AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    Yeah, shonen manga really should wrap up somewhere around 30 to 40 volumes.
    I just re-read Ushio and Tora recently and it really reinforced that for me.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #87
    Fujita's (Kazuhiro Fujita, Ushio and Tora's author) current new series is actually pretty good, I'd recommend it.
    You can skip Gekko Jorei and Souboutei, though.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:26
    It's actually moving forward, unlike Detective Conan.
    Conan's the one that's really in trouble.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:28
    The God Valley arc was super boring, and they're making it a movie?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #93
    Guess it'll draw in all the Shakky fans.

    Background and Key Points

    The manga has run in Weekly Shonen Jump since 1997, making it a roughly 30-year serialization with 115+ tankobon volumes; the discussion sits against Jump’s own circulation slide from a mid-90s peak of about 5.8 million copies down to roughly 4 million after the “Golden Age” quartet (Dragon Ball, Slam Dunk, YuYu Hakusho, Dai no Daibouken) ended in 1994-96, with One Piece launching right into that decline the following year. The film side matters too: One Piece movies have historically been non-canon, self-contained side stories, so FILM GOD VALLEY and FILM BAAD landing in 2027 and 2029 respectively read to some fans less as story progress than as another two years of merchandising around a manga that hasn’t reached its ending.

    The thread didn’t split on whether the series is too long in the abstract — almost everyone agrees 30 years is remarkable — but on whether “long” equals “stalled.” One camp pointed to Oda’s consistent weekly output (versus, say, Detective Conan’s frequent hiatuses) as proof the story is still moving; the other cited declining first-week volume sales (from over a million copies for Volume 100 down to roughly 550-600K by Volume 112-113) as evidence of reader fatigue with the pacing, especially post-Wano.

    What outside readers likely miss is that recent films have introduced characters and backstory elements (a past Admiral, Shanks’ child) that never appear in the ongoing manga, creating a canon gap unusual for the franchise. Also easy to overlook: Oda has said in interviews he has no living creator’s sales record left to chase, which several posters read as context for why the series shows no signs of winding down on a fixed schedule.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ‘ONE PIECE Announces Two New Films Simultaneously, but Fans Worry About Story Delays: ‘Finish the Original First,’ ‘So It’s Still Not Over?’‘

  • Morning Musume Set for First-Ever Year With Zero Albums, Just One Single — Juice=Juice Also Looking at Zero New Singles

    Morning Musume looks set to close out 2026 with zero albums and just one single — a first in the group’s history. Juice=Juice is also on track to end the year with zero singles, reportedly the first time that’s happened in Hello! Project since the “MoBeKiMaSu” era (the early-2010s heyday when Morning Musume, Berryz Kobo, °C-ute, and S/mileage were the core lineup). On the thread, opinions were split over why releases have dried up, with posters pointing to member graduation timing, the agency’s management structure, and comparisons to the Tsunku♂ era.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    Morning Musume.
    Through 2018: always had at least 2 singles
    2019: 1 album, 1 single
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:11
    Morning Musume '26 has solo/unit shows running through November tied to this single, so there's probably nothing else coming this year.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Re: #7
    They could still drop one in December though
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Why didn't they put out a single to coincide with Maria's graduation?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #9
    Because there wasn't one scheduled
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #9
    She can barely sing anyway
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Because the 18th-gen members weren't ready in time
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #11
    What does whether the new members are ready have to do with releasing a single?
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    Re: #16
    Look at BEYOOOOONDS' "High Tension" — the new members weren't on that one either
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Juice=Juice simply doesn't have time to prep new songs — apparently even the EP had to be thrown together in a rush
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #14
    Maybe there's a heartfelt winter song from Kohmi Hirose in the works — something like "Ge-Dan" (the Morning Musume hit she wrote back in the day)
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Oda's doing the lottery-draw WithLIVE event on this single — the usual thing Morning Musume does for departing members — so this will be the last CD she's ever on
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #15
    After that it's probably just a photobook release — no more CDs for her
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:21
    BEYOOOOONDS gave Kojima a solo bit on "Shoshi Sengan" — a shame Morning Musume couldn't do a little more for her on "Yes ka No ka Watashika"
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:43
    Re: #25
    Otsubo and Sugiyama should get one too
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    Back when Tsunku was running the show solo, every group put out 4 singles and 1 album a year. Now it's just "Hashi Pro" (a jab at Hello! Project's current management) — they keep adding groups while release counts keep shrinking
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:23
    Re: #26
    And Up-Front is the one who stepped in and stopped things from nearly dying back then — pretty ungrateful to turn around and complain
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    Re: #29
    He was cranking out great songs in 2013 right when he got told he was being cut loose — then on the New Year's "Young Town" radio show his voice was completely shot, and soon after that his cancer was found. That's obviously stress from getting fired
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:26
    Re: #29
    Releases dropped because they moved to multiple songwriters — that's got nothing to do with Tsunku
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    They're playing a music-box version of "Wonderful World" in the hotel lounge — didn't know that arrangement existed
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:24
    Re: #27
    Maybe it's the same one they play in hospitals
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    If they put out a new song and it flops hard, they won't get invited to Kohaku lol
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:29
    Re: #32
    Stardust fires off new songs back-to-back whenever something looks like it's about to hit — that's exactly what Up-Front can't do
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:52
    Re: #32
    That's got nothing to do with it. "Burabare" flopped, sure, but they're all over TV thanks to "Moremi" and "Kurakura." Not putting out new music right now is just dumb
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:32
    They keep saying live shows are H!P's main business, but outside of Morning Musume, which has a deep back catalog to draw on, it's basically the same setlist every time. They can't even release albums, so the song pool never grows
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #41
    "The setlist's gone stale" is a complaint only "omaitsu" (regulars who show up to literally every date) would even notice. For Juice=Juice it's a fight just to get people to one show at all, and everyone already has their one must-hear song, so there's no real need to shake up the setlist
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:36
    Even at roughly one show per tour, a similar setlist every time still gets old
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:40
    Re: #43
    That's just because you've already been a fan for years — it's just gotten harder for new people to get into Juice=Juice, that's all
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Re: #48
    "Lonely…But not Alone"'s MV isn't even outperforming "BLOODY BULLET," the one that supposedly flopped
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:07
    Re: #51
    It's doing fine, by Morning Musume standards
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Things went haywire because of the person who transferred over to TV Tokyo
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    Re: #52
    That's got nothing to do with 2026 lol
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    If they'd started prepping for Makino's graduation last year, they probably could've managed two releases — Makino in June, Oda in December. Instead they got dazzled by September 9th looking like great 30th-anniversary promo timing and ended up with just one release for the whole year
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:24
    Re: #54
    It was obvious this graduation-milking excuse of an agency hadn't prepped for Makino's graduation at all
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:59
    Re: #54
    In the end nothing was ready in time anyway and it slipped to September 30 — you can only call that inept
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    "Kurakura" went out with high hopes and flopped badly, so they've got nothing left but to keep riding on "Moremi" into next year
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:27
    Re: #59
    ↓ "Moremi"


    ↓ Juice=Juice's crushing flop


    ↓ Juice=Juice's massive flop


    ↓ A release doing even worse than Juice=Juice's massive flop





    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:31
    Re: #63
    "Kurakura" isn't even going viral
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:33
    Re: #64
    At the very least, people from Ookami (a separate idol-fan forum, not 5ch) have no right to say that — go ahead and say it on X though
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #66
    Don't look away from reality

    Background and Key Points

    Morning Musume was formed in 1997 as a shockingly durable byproduct of the talent show “Asayan,” and became the flagship act of Hello! Project (H!P), the Up-Front Group idol umbrella that has since spun off Juice=Juice, ANGERME, BEYOOOOONDS and others. For most of the 2000s and into the “MoBeKiMaSu” era the thread references — the early-2010s stretch when Morning Musume, Berryz Kobo, °C-ute and S/mileage were H!P’s core four — nearly everything was written and produced by Tsunku♂, and the standard cadence across groups was roughly four singles plus an album a year. Tsunku♂ stepped back around 2014 after throat cancer treatment, and production shifted to multiple outside songwriters while Up-Front simultaneously kept adding new groups to the roster, which is the “Hashi Pro” some posters are mocking. In Japanese idol economics, singles matter less as music sales than as vehicles for handshake/lottery events (like the WithLIVE mentioned for Oda’s send-off), so a release usually gets timed to a member’s graduation — which is why the thread keeps circling back to scheduling, not just songwriting output.

    The actual disagreement isn’t over whether output has collapsed — everyone agrees it has — but over why: mismanagement of Makino’s and Oda’s graduation timing, the agency spreading thin resources across too many groups, or simply the post-Tsunku songwriting-by-committee model, versus a defensive camp noting Up-Front rescued H!P from near-collapse in the mid-2010s and shouldn’t be second-guessed.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that “flop” here is being measured against Morning Musume’s own historically outsized numbers — sluggish chart or MV performance doesn’t necessarily mean absence from TV or year-end shows, which posters note “Moremi” and “Kurakura” are still delivering despite the single drought.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Morning Musume ending the year with zero albums and one single is unprecedented; Juice=Juice ending the year with zero singles is a first for Hello! Project since the MoBeKiMaSu era.”

  • Fujicco’s Official X Hand-Makes Totoro’s Satsuki Bento, Sparks Buzz: “Spot-On Recreation”, “Looks Plain But Tasty”

    On August 21, food maker Fujicco’s official X account posted a handmade bento recreating the lunch Satsuki packed in the movie My Neighbor Totoro. Since the “Simmered Sardines” and “Uguisu Beans” used were actual products from the company’s own lineup, reactions poured in on 5channel over the true identity of the pink sakura denbu topping and people’s taste preferences.

    2026-08-24 13:30

    On the 21st, Fujicco’s official X account (@fujicco_jp) posted a handmade bento with the caption, “Take a look at the effort put in by someone on our team!” Responses poured in, including “That’s Satsuki’s bento from Totoro!” and “The recreation is perfect.”

    The post showed a bento of white rice topped with simmered sardines, pickled plum, sakura denbu (sweet pink fish flakes), and uguisu beans. Notably, the “Simmered Sardines” and “Uguisu Beans” are both real products Fujicco actually sells, giving the dish a familiar, “I’ve seen this before” touch by featuring the company’s own products.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53
    What's the pink stuff even made of?
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #3
    ???
    Which prefecture are you from?
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    Re: #5
    Cod?? No way, seriously?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:36
    Re: #7
    You don't know what sakura denbu is?
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    The elementary schooler who makes sakura denbu from scratch
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #8
    How to make sakura denbu:
    1. First, color a notebook page solid pink with a highlighter.
    2. Once the colored page dries, erase it so the eraser shavings turn pink.
    3. Mince the pink shavings finely with a ruler.
    4. Done! 🤗
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #8
    Isn't that just sold ready-made in stores?
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:56
    The first time I ate sakura denbu it was a shock — like, 'You can eat rice with something this sweet?!'
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:13
    Re: #9
    The faint salty fish flavor behind the sweetness is exactly what makes it work as a rice topping.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:56
    Not what I expected.
    Ghibli's food illustrations really are second to none, huh.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Wait, why is Fuji TV involved?
    I'd get it if it were Nippon TV. (mixing up food maker Fujicco with the broadcaster Fuji TV)
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:59
    With this lineup of ingredients, it should've been takikomi gohan (mixed rice).
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    Re: #1
    That's a lot of pickled shallots.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #18
    I thought it was grapes, turns out it's beans.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    I've only ever eaten sakura-fu (a different pink wheat-gluten food, not this) around New Year's, lol
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    Re: #1
    It's such a basic, textbook bento arrangement — really likable.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    I absolutely hate denbu.
    Don't put sweet stuff on my rice.
    116AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:40
    Re: #21
    Totally get it.
    A little as an accent is fine, but it's too sweet and not salty enough — doesn't work as a side for rice, I think.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    >White rice with simmered sardines ('umani')…

    Would you really call sardines 'umani'?
    There's ginger-simmered, plum-simmered, sansho-pepper-simmered, but either way this is just nitsuke (a fish simmer).
    'Umani' feels like a term for simmering plain, mild ingredients in dashi (plus soy sauce, sake, mirin, sugar, etc).
    You wouldn't use dashi to simmer sardines, would you?
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:28
    Re: #22
    The product's actual name is literally 'Simmered Sardines (Umani)'
    https://www.fujicco.co.jp/products/detail/153.html
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    The people eating this aren't eating a bento — they're eating the 'idea' of My Neighbor To-roro (a pun on Totoro and tororo grated yam).
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    I want them to make Totoro's tororo kombu (shredded kelp) next. (continuing the Totoro/tororo pun)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Nah, this doesn't look tasty at all.
    The artificial food coloring makes me dizzy just looking at it.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    I'm taking this bento to the school open house event.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:14
    I really don't like this pie…
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #50
    Shut up! I'll punch you!
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #50
    A masterpiece that taught kids the feeling of righteous anger.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:17
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:19
    Was 'Homo Sausage' (an actual red fish-sausage brand name; "homo" refers to "homogenized") really a luxury item back then?
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #63
    I think around Showa 27 (1952) red wieners were a luxury item.
    Heard you could only eat them on special occasions like sports day or school trips.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    Bentos used to have denbu in them back in the day.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #94
    Are we talking wartime here, senpai?

    Background and Key Points

    Fujicco is a century-old Kobe-based food maker best known in Japan for kombu tsukudani (simmered kelp) and bottled natto, the kind of small-format side-dish products that sit in nearly every supermarket’s specialty aisle rather than being a nationally flashy brand. That low profile is why several posters mixed the company up with the broadcaster Fuji TV — a mistake that says more about the maker’s modest name recognition than about the stunt itself. The bento itself is a direct reference to My Neighbor Totoro (1988), where Satsuki packs her father’s and sister’s lunches with rice topped by umeboshi, simmered sardines, sakura denbu and uguisu mame — a humble, slightly old-fashioned Showa-era home lunch that Ghibli rendered in loving detail and that many Japanese viewers recognize instantly.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t whether the recreation was accurate — that was accepted almost immediately — but whether sakura denbu itself is appealing at all. It’s seasoned, sweetened flaked whitefish (often cod) dyed pink, and reactions split sharply between people who find its sugar-forward taste an essential nostalgic counterpoint to plain rice and others who find sweet toppings on rice actively unpleasant.

    What the thread never explains, and outsiders likely won’t infer, is why several posters used the term “umani” so precisely: it’s a specific Japanese cooking method (simmering in dashi, soy sauce, mirin and sugar) usually reserved for vegetables or mild proteins, so applying it to oily sardines struck some commenters as a slight misnomer even though it’s Fujicco’s own product name.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Fujicco’s Official X Hand-Makes Totoro’s Satsuki Bento, Sparks Buzz: ‘Spot-On Recreation’, ‘Looks Plain But Tasty’”.

  • Kazlaser to Father Who Left His 7-Year-Old Alone on Mt. Fuji: ‘Weren’t You Scared?’

    Appearing on Nippon TV’s “DayDay.”, comedian Kazlaser commented on the case of a 7-year-old boy who was left behind by his father on a Mt. Fuji hiking trail and rescued by police about two hours later, saying: “Leaving a child outside alone for eight hours… doesn’t that scare you?”

    On the 5ch Entertainment & Sports News+ board, opinion split between users who, noting the boy was left near a mountain hut, showed some understanding (“that’s a call you can only make because Fuji is basically a theme park”) and those who criticized the father, arguing “there’s no way a 7-year-old would just wait quietly” and “he only left him because he wasn’t scared.”

    Kazlaser on the Father Who Left a 7-Year-Old Boy Alone on Mt. Fuji: “Leaving a Child Outside Alone for Eight Hours… Doesn’t That Scare You?”

    Kazlaser (41), of the comedy duo Maple Chogokin, appeared on Nippon TV’s “DayDay.” (weekdays at 9:00 a.m.) on the 24th, where he commented on the rescue by police of a 7-year-old elementary school boy who had been left behind by his father on Mt. Fuji.

    At around 7:40 a.m. on the 20th, staff at a mountain hut at the sixth station of the Fujinomiya Trail on the Shizuoka Prefecture side of Mt. Fuji reported to the Fujinomiya Police Station that “a child has been left alone.” Officers rescued the 7-year-old elementary school boy roughly two hours later.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:25
    He left the kid because he wasn't scared. No point lecturing a DQN (net slang for a reckless lowlife/delinquent) about common sense.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Guess he's not raising them soft.
    "The lion pushes its own cub into a thousand-fathom ravine," and all that.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:07
    Re: #6
    Sounds like how Kenkoba was raised (comedian famous for his brutal upbringing stories).
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Fair point.
    If you left a kid alone for 8 hours in the middle of a city, wouldn't that get you arrested?
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    This is a guy who had kids after 40.
    You think he thinks ahead?
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:27
    A 7-year-old is old enough to walk to school alone.
    How long are people gonna keep treating them like toddlers?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    Funny how this guy used to boast he has zero interest in anyone, even his own family — quite the change.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:29
    He never bothers with parenting normally, tries to show family bonding on a hike,
    his second son gets sick and stops moving, so he just dumps him there and leaves.
    You can already see this garbage father ending up abandoned by his own family someday.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:30
    Bad luck being born into a mountain-obsessed family.
    Something tells me this kid's life isn't going to go well from here either.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:31
    > The three of them — the father, the boy, and his older brother, a first-year middle schooler — started the climb together.

    So basically this is a ghost story about that older brother — part urban legend, part mountain horror tale.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:31
    Wasn't there a kid before who got left behind the same way and survived by sneaking into a Self-Defense Forces training facility?
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:32
    Worst case, the kid gets scared, tries to chase after them alone, and ends up in an accident.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:33
    If a 7-year-old is throwing a fit, there's not much you can do about it.
    Fine if he were 3 or 4, but at 7 he should just be following his dad.
    There's no "abandonment" about it.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    Reminds me of the reverse situation — climbing with my parents, and they both gave up at the 7th station
    and told me to climb the rest alone from there.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:34
    The dad probably figured the hut owner would take the kid in and let him wait inside.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Seriously, what is this guy even going for?
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:36
    Climbing Mt. Fuji to the summit as an elementary schooler sounds brutal — just don't bring the kid in the first place.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:37
    But if it's a choice between
    leaving the kid to wait at the mountain hut
    or making him climb Mt. Fuji alone,
    I think it's reasonable to figure the hut is the safer option…

    Feels like a lot of people are ignoring the actual circumstances and just knee-jerk slamming him over the word "abandoned."
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:39
    Re: #24
    Wasn't there the option of waiting together at the hut until the kid recovered, or just giving up on the climb for the day and heading home with him?
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:44
    Re: #24
    Normally you'd just go home together.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:09
    Re: #24
    So you're saying you'd be totally fine leaving your own kid outside for 8 hours?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:37
    If the kid was fussing, the dad should've just carried him piggyback to the summit.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:38
    I bet the real screwup here was some self-righteous "justice warrior" on the hut staff.
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:57
    It's not like he left the kid out in an open field —
    it was at a mountain hut, right?
    Is it really that bad?
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:14
    Re: #45
    If you think a 7-year-old will just sit quietly and wait in a hut, you're not fit to be a parent.
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:10
    You wouldn't leave a kid on some deserted mountain — too much risk from wildlife, and a high chance of getting lost.

    This is a call you can only make because Mt. Fuji is basically a theme park.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:17
    Re: #53
    Plenty of 7-year-olds go off to the park alone for about 8 hours as it is —
    leaving around 8:30 a.m. and getting home before 5 p.m.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:18
    Re: #59
    You clearly don't know any actual 7-year-olds.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:11
    If the mother has any sense, divorcing a father like this should be a no-brainer — unless she's cut from the same cloth and just lets it slide.
    What if the kid couldn't wait, wandered off, and had an accident?
    What if he got hypothermia, or was taken by some weirdo?
    Can you really raise kids with someone who can't even picture that?

    Police should've treated this as an actual case —
    this father might just laugh it off as a funny story otherwise.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    A kid who gives up 15 minutes into a hike is way too much of a hassle.
    87AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:21
    Re: #84
    My kid climbed for 10 seconds, then rested for a minute.
    Still made it to the summit that way.
    We did stay overnight at a hut partway up, though.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:51
    Doesn't Mt. Fuji have different routes for going up and coming down?
    How was he even planning to pick the kid back up?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Re: #101
    You can just climb back up one station from the 5th station, right?

    Background and Key Points

    Kazlaser’s remark referred to a real incident on the Fujinomiya Trail, one of Mt. Fuji’s four official climbing routes, running up the Shizuoka Prefecture side to the summit. The 7-year-old was one of three family members — father, this boy, and an older brother in his first year of middle school — climbing together when the boy apparently stopped moving partway up. Staff at a mountain hut near the sixth station, a rest stop with lodging that sits at roughly 2,500m, well below the 3,776m summit, called police after finding him alone; officers recovered him about two hours later, though reports framed the total time alone as around eight hours. For non-Japanese readers, it helps to know Mt. Fuji’s lower stations are heavily trafficked and commercially developed, with staffed huts, toilets, and food service, which is why several posters treated it as comparatively low-risk compared to abandoning a child in true wilderness.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t whether leaving a child alone is defensible in the abstract, but whether the sixth-station hut environment changes the calculus enough to excuse it — one camp argued Fuji’s infrastructure makes this different from wilderness abandonment, while critics countered that no realistic 7-year-old would sit quietly for hours and that the father’s own admitted lack of fear, not the location, was the actual problem.

    What outside readers likely miss is that Japan has no dedicated child-neglect statute comparable to Western “child endangerment” laws with mandatory reporting triggers; police intervention here was situational, hinging on a hut employee’s judgment call rather than an automatic legal threshold, which is why commenters debated whether this “should” have been prosecuted rather than assuming it already had been.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Kazlaser on the Father Who Left a 7-Year-Old Boy Alone on Mt. Fuji: “Leaving a Child Outside Alone for Eight Hours… Doesn’t That Scare You?”“.

  • Cancer Survivor Chiaki Hara Blasts Health Ministry Tie-In With Kawaguchi Haruna Film as ‘Lacking Consideration’

    Actress Chiaki Hara took to X to point out that the title of the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” (“Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World”), which was running a tie-in campaign with the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, may lack consideration for AYA-generation cancer patients. The Ministry has reportedly already pulled the tie-in announcement and is asking hospitals to take down posters that had already been put up.

    Opinion on the forum thread was split, with pushback like “if it doesn’t evoke death, people won’t bother getting cancer screenings” and “isn’t this just nitpicking?” mixed in with supportive takes like “they should stop displaying it in hospitals.”

    Mon, Aug 24, 2:23 PM

    Actress Chiaki Hara updated her X (formerly Twitter) account on the 24th, sharing her personal views on the tie-in between the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo,” starring actress Haruna Kawaguchi, and the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare.

    On the 19th of this month, the Ministry announced the tie-in with the film “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” on its official X account. The goal was to raise awareness of support available to young cancer patients and their families, and the post read: “#MamaGaMouKonoSekaiNiInakutemo x Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare — To spread awareness of the support and services available to AYA-generation (ages 15-39) cancer patients and their families, we’re partnering with the film #Mamaseka (@mamaseka_movie). Please make use of the pamphlet summarizing the programs and consultation services on offer.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:41
    I liked her back when she was hosting Wonderful (a TV variety show)
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:42
    Yeah, I thought it was a terrible title too
    The cheap motive behind it is obvious
    But with stuff like this, it's always the person who speaks up who gets bashed
    Personally I think it's worse than the Mii-chan thing (a reference to an earlier, similar controversy)
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:46
    If people won't get cancer screenings unless it makes them think of death, well, can't be helped, right?
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:48
    Re: #15
    These posters are hung up in hospitals, so isn't the audience mostly already patients?
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:49
    Enough with the 'be considerate' this, 'be considerate' that, it's exhausting

    If that's the standard, then let's ban words like 'none,' 'hair,' 'thinning,' 'dazzling,' and 'shiny' too

    (all common euphemisms used to tease bald people)

    Let's outlaw those words while we're at it
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #22
    Guess baldness jokes are still fair game though
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #22
    Guess baldness jokes are still fair game though
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Why does the term 'AYA generation' only ever show up when it's about cancer?

    I don't recall ever seeing 'AYA generation' used outside of a cancer context.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    Re: #33
    Had to look it up, first time I'd heard the term
    Made me think of the adult video actress named AYA
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:02
    People who are going to die are going to die no matter how hard they struggle
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:03
    Re: #53
    I mean, to begin with
    there's no such thing as a person who doesn't die
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:04
    There are tons of movies and dramas out there that lean on the 'you're gonna die' angle
    Chiaki Hara herself played a leukemia patient in a film before
    Classic case of going easy on herself while being harsh on everyone else
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    Re: #56
    Nobody's saying don't make the film — they're saying don't have the Health Ministry tie in with it
    Feels like you're not even listening
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    Re: #1
    If a title alone is disqualifying, then movies like 'Papa Who Can't Go to Heaven' could never air on TV again either…
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:32
    Re: #59
    The point is just to stop displaying it in hospitals where cancer patients are admitted
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    I can already see how this ends — Health Ministry pulls it
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:10
    Re: #69
    They already pulled it
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:11
    Re: #69
    Apparently the Ministry admitted it lacked consideration and is now asking hospitals that already put up the posters to take them down
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:16
    Isn't it just that the person receiving the message has a twisted mindset?
    Just because a title makes you think of death doesn't mean you despair over your own life
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:18
    Re: #89
    No — this poster is meant to be seen by cancer patients and people who are about to become bereaved family members
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    They should just change the movie title
    That's it — just swap it out right away
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:20
    Re: #95
    The movie itself is fine as is. The ministry just needs to change who it partners with
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:20
    'Bring on the cancer! Bring on remission!!'
    That would've been safe, right? …guess not
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:23
    Re: #98
    Would 'Great' or 'The Best' have worked instead?
    I guess in this day and age
    the title was just too heavy
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:21
    Doesn't seem like content that disrespects life — this really does seem like nitpicking
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:28
    Re: #101
    The film itself is already finished
    Maybe the title was just too heavy
    They just need to change the title
    It'll be a scramble for the PR team to change it
    They should get a writer with expertise to come up with something milder
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:31
    Meanwhile the Ministry of Justice is totally fine with 'Love, Bring It On' (riffing on the 'bring it on' phrasing from the comment above)
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:33
    Re: #121
    Maybe Japanese people's expressive ability is declining
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:33
    People nitpick over everything these days, seriously
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #126
    Honestly, whatever happened to freedom of expression
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:39
    Re: #132
    The problem is the government ordering hospitals to put up the poster

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare (MHLW) routinely partners with popular films, dramas, and celebrities to push public-health messaging, since straightforward pamphlets rarely reach a mass audience. The “AYA generation” designation – Adolescent and Young Adult, roughly ages 15 to 39 – is the ministry’s own bureaucratic label for cancer patients who fall between pediatric and adult oncology care, a group Japan’s health system has historically underserved with tailored support, counseling, and financial-aid information. That gap is what the tie-in with “Mama ga Mou Kono Sekai ni Inakutemo” was meant to address: the posters, distributed to hospitals, pointed patients and families toward consultation services rather than promoting the film itself.

    The thread’s disagreement was not really about whether the movie should exist or whether Chiaki Hara had the right to complain – almost no one defended the title as inoffensive in the abstract. The split was over whether a death-referencing title is acceptable specifically on material a ministry places inside hospital wards, where the audience skews toward people currently undergoing cancer treatment rather than the general public being nudged toward a screening. Posters citing “if it doesn’t evoke death, people won’t get screened” were defending the marketing logic of cancer-awareness campaigns broadly, not this particular hospital placement.

    What outside readers are likely to miss is that the film itself was never pulled or altered – only the ministry’s tie-in announcement and the hospital posters were withdrawn, at the ministry’s own admission of poor judgment. It’s a narrower administrative walk-back, not a censorship story or a verdict on the movie’s content.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Actress Chiaki Hara, in her 30s and a cancer survivor, asks ‘Isn’t this lacking consideration?’ — points out that the Kawaguchi Haruna film x Health Ministry tie-in title evokes death.”

  • CDs Are Cool Again Among British Youth — Searches Up 96%, 5ch: “Wired Headphones Are a Style Statement”

    The UK’s Guardian newspaper reports that young people are making CDs cool again. According to department store chain John Lewis, searches for CD players have jumped 96% since July, partly driven by students buying them for their dorm rooms ahead of starting university.

    On 5ch, the story sparked a wave of nostalgia, with posters swapping stories about lending cassette tapes, DAT Walkmans, and Discmans. The thread also lit up with a wired-vs-wireless earphone debate and a finer point of generational nitpicking: whether CDs count as “Showa retro” or “Heisei retro.”

    CDs are apparently making a comeback among young people in the UK. The British newspaper The Guardian ran a feature titled “How young people are making CDs cool again,” digging into the reasons why.

    According to a report from British department store chain John Lewis, searches for CD players in the UK have risen 96% since July. One likely factor is that students headed to university are buying CD players for their dorm rooms.

    (Omitted)

    Source: amass.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:50
    The era of lugging around giant boomboxes is coming back
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:58
    Re: #7
    Will the tiger wrestling mask boom make a comeback too? (a reference to the retro pro-wrestling "Tiger Mask" fad)
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:51
    Carrying a record player on your shoulder DJ-style is the coolest look there is
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #11
    If it's a ladybug-shaped turntable, you could carry two at once
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    Recording your favorite songs onto a cassette and lending/borrowing tapes with friends was so much fun
    And when a girl you liked actually listened to one, that was the best feeling ever
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #12
    I wonder if anyone did the same thing but with burned CDs instead
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:55
    Re: #12
    Back when MP3 players still had tiny storage, I used to swap out the songs every week
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #12
    When couples broke up, they'd each pour their feelings into a song and send it to the other
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    Wireless means charging it up,
    and that's a hassle
    Sometimes wired is just better since the battery never dies
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    Re: #13
    What's so hard about just setting it down to charge before bed?
    Once you've gone wireless, wired cables just feel like an annoying tangle — there's no going back
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:52
    For some reason I picture every single British person listening to The Smiths
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #14
    Well, even the next Prime Minister's bound to listen to them…
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    A few years back, apparently used electric "Cobra Top" hair curlers were being fought over by Japanese middle and high schoolers too
    Supposedly ones in good condition were going for over 300,000 yen
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #20
    Just looked it up and couldn't find any Cobra Top curlers going for a price that crazy
    Wonder when this was even supposed to have happened
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:53
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:55
    I'm pretty sure there's a DAT Walkman sitting at my parents' place
    Maybe it'll be worth a fortune someday
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #29
    A DAT Walkman, nice
    Couldn't afford one back then, they were way too expensive
    Take good care of it
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:56
    I'm exactly the kind of old guy who loved wired headphones and portable players back in his youth, but at this point there's no going back to the smartphone-and-wireless world for me
    Back then you barely even knew the song titles half the time
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:57
    Re: #35
    That came out as confusing Japanese
    What I meant is: there's no going back from today's smartphone-and-wireless-headphone setup to the old wired-headphones-and-CD-player era
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:59
    Panasonic's shockproof "Shock Wave" CD players are going to be trendy again!
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:00
    Re: #51
    Too nostalgic, I actually teared up
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:05
    "Look at me, I listen to records, how cool" → "!!Look at me, I listen to CDs, how cool!!"
    Guess that's how it'll shift as the times change lol
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    Re: #76
    In America they're saying vinyl LPs are already outselling CDs
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #76
    Even after the CD era took over, "vinyl is cool" never really went away, right?
    There are still musicians who insist on putting out LPs to this day
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    For shopping it's still Daiei, right?

    The Daiei Empire (a once-dominant Japanese supermarket chain)
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #80
    Dom Dom Burger's actually been opening more locations lately
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    The PC Engine's HuCards were groundbreaking — still impressive even now — but if you tried to fit CD-quality audio onto one, how many minutes would it hold?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #83
    A 650MB CD holds 74 minutes, so
    a 2.5MB HuCard would hold about 17 seconds
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    Re: #83
    Max capacity was 2.5MB
    You couldn't even fit one whole song
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    You guys are old enough to remember the Discman, right?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    Re: #85
    Sorry, never heard of it
    Thought you meant the Walkman
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:08
    There's always a crowd in every era that thinks old stuff is cool
    After vinyl, CDs are bound to become collector's items next
    Better buy them all up cheap at Book Off while you still can
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #92
    Unlike vinyl, the problem with CDs is they degrade over time
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:09
    CD players and wired headphones are selling well again in Japan too
    Is this just an extension of the disposable "Utsurundesu" film camera trend?
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:10
    Re: #104
    Showa retro, huh
    Polaroid cameras will probably make a comeback next
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:12
    I'd say CDs are more "Heisei retro" than "Showa retro"
    They weren't even that widespread yet by the end of the Showa era
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Re: #114
    Yeah, true
    Vinyl was still hanging on in late Showa, and plenty of people were saying stuff like "CDs sound thin and flat"
    131AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #114
    I doubt Gen Z, who throw around "Showa retro" these days, can even tell the difference
    Though it's kind of funny how the TV personalities milking bubble-era nostalgia only experienced the actual bubble as little kids at best — they're part of the "Ice Age" generation (Japan's lost-generation cohort hit hardest by the post-bubble job crunch)
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    SONY
    https://preview.redd.it/in-1988-sony-released-the-d-88-discman-a-portable-cd-player-v0-abgidrs1djad1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=90fb21f69950d69b99736181646ebe2b33b6de1e
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Re: #118
    It's sticking out!
    That's gonna get scratched to hell

    Background and Key Points

    The Guardian’s story sits inside a broader “physical media revival” that started with vinyl roughly a decade ago and has since pulled cassettes and now CDs back into fashion among UK teens and university students; John Lewis’s 96% search jump since July lines up with the back-to-school period, when dorm-room shopping lists get made. For Japanese readers, CDs carry a different weight: the format didn’t fully displace vinyl domestically until the very end of Showa (which ended in January 1989) and only became the default through the Heisei era, and Sony’s own D-88 Discman, referenced in the thread, dates to 1988. Japan is also unusual in that CDs never really went away commercially the way they did in the UK and US — physical sales have stayed a much larger share of the Japanese music market for years, propped up by idol and J-pop handshake-ticket bundling — a fact the thread never brings up even though it’s the most relevant point of comparison to the UK’s “rediscovery.”

    Where the thread actually splits is generational labeling, not the CD trend itself: posters agree the format is having a moment, but argue over whether it should be filed as “Showa retro” or “Heisei retro,” since CDs were still a minority format when Showa ended and only won out afterward. A secondary, more casual split is wired versus wireless earphones — one side treats charging as a trivial nightly habit, the other treats a dead battery as a dealbreaker.

    What’s easy to miss reading this in English is that the nostalgia here is doubly layered: Japanese posters aren’t just reacting to a British youth trend, they’re using it as a prompt to relitigate their own domestic media history.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “CDs Are Back Among British Youth: ‘Wearing a Portable CD Player with Wired Headphones Is a Way to Show Off Your Sense of Style’”.

  • Kazlaser Questions Shinto Ritual That Spins Babies Three Times: “Why Make Them Cry?”

    On his radio show, Maple Chogokin’s Kazlaser raised questions about “Kamikorogashi,” a ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka. The custom involves spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times, with the belief that the louder they cry, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be. On 5ch, reactions ranged from speculation that it was once a way to check a baby’s health, to pushback against criticizing tradition.

    Kazlaser of the comedy duo Maple Chogokin appeared on the radio program “Weekly! Shaberaser” (SBS Radio) on the 21st, where he questioned the “Kamikorogashi” ritual held at Yaizu Shrine in Yaizu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.

    Kamikorogashi is performed to pray for children’s healthy growth. Two shrine representatives work in pairs, spinning infants aged 0 to 2 three times while chanting “An-etton.”

    It’s said that the louder the baby cries, the sturdier they’ll grow up to be.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Culture and history don't earn you a single yen, after all.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Guess he'd probably slam Namahage too, huh? (Namahage: the demon-costume tradition from Akita where men scare children into behaving)
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    Re: #7
    That still traumatizes me. The guy inside the costume was drunk and it was terrifying.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    Back in the day, that was probably the only way to tell if a baby was healthy. Not that I'd know.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #1
    If you're not tough enough, this guy'll come after you — better watch out if you're weak lol
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    The more they cry, the more stamina and lung capacity they build. Even adults wear themselves out from a good hard cry.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Wasn't it originally a way to spot disabilities in kids?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Didn't know about this one — so they make the babies cry here too, huh.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Stuff that seems pointless now — maybe it was done for babies who were slow to roll over?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Same with the "issho-mochi" thing where they strap a rice cake on the baby's back — the kids all cry during that one too. (issho-mochi: a first-birthday tradition where the baby carries a roughly 2kg rice cake)
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Vaccinations. Boom, argument over!
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #20
    That one actually makes sense.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    He said Shichi-Go-San is unnecessary too — maybe he's not even Japanese. (Shichi-Go-San: the coming-of-age festival for kids turning 3, 5, and 7)
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    Re: #21
    Shichi-Go-San happens way too often. It costs a ton of money, and if you skip it your kid might feel unloved — it's rough.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #21
    He also said Tanabata is unnecessary, because it doesn't boost the economy like Valentine's or Halloween. (Tanabata: the Star Festival)
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
    Rituals like "please let the child grow up safely," born from an era of high infant mortality, probably make no sense by today's standards. Shichi-Go-San might be the exception — "you made it this far, well done" is easy enough to understand.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #1
    Inducing fear actually activates the brainstem's survival response.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    If you start questioning that, omikuji fortune slips are done for too — why would drawing "daikichi" actually boost your luck? It's all just for good-luck vibes anyway. (omikuji: fortune-telling paper slips at shrines; daikichi is the best possible result)
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    This guy's been doing nothing but this lately. He used to come across as knowledgeable, not just trivia-dropping for cheap points.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #22
    Sounds like it's a lot milder these days though.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:00
    Re: #31
    Do it the old-fashioned way nowadays and you'd get a burglar dressed as Namahage showing up at your door — the "yami baito" kind. (yami baito, or "dark part-time job," refers to Japan's recent spate of crimes recruited through shady gig ads)
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Maybe back when babies died easily, rituals like this were a way to gauge their life force.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Getting my head bitten by the shishimai lion was terrifying. Still remember it lol (shishimai: the traditional lion dance performed at festivals)
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:11
    Re: #43
    Well, thanks to that you grew up healthy, so it worked out, didn't it? Worth being scared for.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:13
    The whole "the more you cry, the tougher you get" idea feels like some old-school Showa-era sports-team mentality, but it's a religious ritual — don't overthink it with a serious response…
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:14
    They're probably just observing the body's reaction. Might be wisdom built up from experience over generations.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:22
    Re: #51
    If a baby showed zero crying and zero distress, that'd actually be more worrying.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:32
    Lots of people slamming Kazlaser, but none of you have actually done Kamikorogashi either. Folks out in the countryside have time on their hands, so they do all sorts of things.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:50
    He's really turned into someone who only makes cheap negative comments. Behind that easy criticism he tosses out to fill airtime, there are people who make their living from this and people trying to keep the tradition alive.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:56
    Re: #94
    The Japanese people making a living off it would be the Shinto priests, so Kazlaser better be ready for what's coming.

    Background and Key Points

    Kamikorogashi is a hyper-local rite, not a nationwide rule: it belongs to Yaizu Shrine in Shizuoka and sits inside a much larger family of Japanese child-blessing customs — hatsumiyamairi (a newborn’s first shrine visit), Shichi-Go-San (blessings at ages 3, 5, and 7), and mochi-carrying rituals like issho-mochi — that trace back to eras of high infant mortality, when simply surviving to childhood was not guaranteed. Many of these customs pair prayer with a deliberately induced fright or hardship (Namahage’s costumed scolders, the shishimai lion “biting” children’s heads), on the folk logic that a strong reaction — crying, fear — was itself evidence of vitality, or in some tellings a rough way of screening for developmental problems before modern pediatrics existed.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether the ritual is real or harmless — nobody defends it as medically sound — it’s over whether a comedian is entitled to publicly question it. One side reads Kazlaser’s “does it earn a yen” framing as symptomatic of reducing culture to economic output, noting he’s leveled the same complaint at Shichi-Go-San and Tanabata; the other treats the health-screening theory as plausible ancestral wisdom and argues detached critics haven’t stood in the parents’ shoes.

    What outsiders likely miss is the economic subtext: small shrines like this one are often financially precarious, and rituals such as Kamikorogashi are literally how local Shinto priests earn income, which is why several posters treat “questioning tradition” as also questioning someone’s livelihood — a dimension the thread raises but never fully explores.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Kazlaser questions the Japanese Shinto ritual of spinning infants three times, “Kamikorogashi”: “Why make them cry? I wouldn’t do that to my own kid.”“

  • Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains He Didn’t Mean to Offend Anyone

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku has apologized after saying, during an appearance at a Mrs. GREEN APPLE concert, that he “got the tickets through connections.” In a thread on 5ch’s Geinou Sports News+ board, commenters focused less on whether using connections was wrong in itself and more on how he phrased it — arguing he should have simply said it was an industry-guest seat — while also debating how celebrity invite quotas work in general.

    Shiraku apologizes for saying he got hard-to-find Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets “through connections,” explains his true intentions: “I’m sorry for making anyone feel uncomfortable”

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku (62) updated his own X account by the 24th, clarifying remarks he made about tickets to Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s “CEREMONY” concert held in June.

    Shiraku made a guest appearance on Day 2 of “Mrs. GREEN APPLE presents ‘CEREMONY.’” He reported on his own X account that he had held a talk session themed “Music and Me,” and encouraged followers with “Please do check it out.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    It's not the connections that bother people — it's that it's Shiraku.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    There's no way he got them through connections without being busty — quit lying.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Guess they invite old guys too, not just gravure idols.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Ah, this is the one where a bunch of busty gravure idols got invited and it became a whole thing.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Is using connections to get tickets even wrong in the first place?
    Are you supposed to buy tickets for your friends through the official site too?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Just seeing this guy's face annoys me, so I change the channel.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Re: #12
    But you still end up posting the second a thread pops up, and you won't even put him on your NG word list — such a tsundere.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    That's just how it goes for concerts and theater too.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    This whole controversy is probably staged too, right?
    Impressive producing skills, coming from the guy who broke Girls' Generation and KARA.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Makes me think even pricey theater productions probably hand out free tickets to industry people too
    I've stopped going as much lately.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I get why young people like Mrs. GREEN APPLE. Like some veteran lightly dissed on the radio,
    they just mass-produce school-pop aimed at young listeners. For someone in their late twenties to listen to it
    is childish, and when a middle-aged guy listens to it, it's just a laughable bandwagon move to make himself look
    like he's "getting it" by showing appreciation for something that's a huge commercial hit. That said, genuinely
    falling for it for real is even creepier. Like, what kind of music history does this guy even have?
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Danshi (his late master) must be crying up there.

    Shiraku gets respect less for his talent than for the fact that, while his master's other successful disciples
    went independent early, he stuck by Danshi's side almost to the very end — that's the respect people have for him.

    A guy like that shouldn't have to apologize.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I don't care about Mrs. GREEN APPLE, but I get how the fans feel
    When you can't get tickets to a show you're desperate to see and then this happens, you'd want to strangle someone.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    There are invite quotas and seats set aside at the performers' own request, you know
    Not really something you're supposed to talk about in the media, though.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    If there's a celebrity invite quota, it's weird there isn't a welder quota, a nurse quota, or a civil servant quota too.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    So a guy past sixty is gonna go watch Mrs. GREEN APPLE dressed in Hysteric Glamour?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    It's because he was bragging about it — the quota thing itself doesn't matter.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    Isn't this better than, like, busty influencers getting comped tickets?
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I don't get what's wrong with an industry-guest seat
    Unless he was sleeping or being loud while sitting in one, that is.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    What's actually wrong here? Don't tell me you think everyone's supposed to be treated equally? Isn't it just on you for not making any connections?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I'd say connections count as a form of skill too.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    I wish he'd go all the way and actually sell his invite seat on Mercari.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    If even Shiraku can get tickets through connections, that just proves Mrs. GREEN APPLE really is being pushed hard behind the scenes, huh.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Re: #37
    Isn't that just Watanabe Entertainment's pull? Dunno though.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    But seriously, why would Shiraku even be able to get Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets
    Even granting a celebrity invite quota
    he doesn't look connected to them at all.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #44
    Couldn't he just ask through TBS or something?
    You often hear about a co-star coming to see the show or getting invited by someone they worked with,
    but here's a guy with no personal connection and no industry tie watching for free from an industry-guest seat.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:35
    It's a business aimed at the general public, who have no clue invite seats even exist, lol.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #49
    It's hard to accept that the invite seats are better than what paying customers get.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    What's wrong with using connections you actually have?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:46
    Re: #86
    He just bragged about getting in for free and got dogpiled by the people who actually paid.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    If it was an industry-guest seat, he should've just said "industry-guest seat"
    He phrased it in a way that could be read as getting a regular seat through connections, and that's exactly why people got mad
    These days, for a popular show like this, even a celebrity who wins a regular seat fair and square can get flamed with "use your connections and sit in the guest section instead (you just tanked everyone else's odds)" — so this is a bit rich.
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #97
    Isn't an industry-guest seat exactly what you'd get through connections?
    That's the normal case.
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #93
    Being in an industry-guest seat doesn't necessarily mean it was free, though.
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #103
    Huh, so there are paid industry-guest seats too. Anyway, the reason he's getting slammed is that he said "connections" instead of "industry-guest seat" in the first place.

    Background and Key Points

    Tatekawa Shiraku is a veteran rakugo storyteller (a shishō-level performer in the traditional comic-monologue art) and a longtime disciple of the late Tachikawa Danshi, one of the most influential and controversial masters in postwar rakugo history — which is why several posters invoke Danshi’s name when discussing whether Shiraku’s standing should shield him from criticism. The concert in question, Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s “CEREMONY,” had already generated friction before Shiraku’s remark: the band is one of the biggest commercial acts among younger Japanese listeners right now, tickets are notoriously hard to obtain through the normal lottery system, and an earlier controversy over gravure idols receiving invited seats at the same tour had primed fans to react badly to any hint of insider access.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t “was it wrong to use connections” — posters broadly agree that industry invite quotas (kankeisha-seki) are standard practice at concerts and theater productions across Japan, reserved at the performers’ own request, and not something unique to this show. What split commenters was wording: Shiraku said he got tickets “through connections” rather than the more neutral, industry-standard phrase “industry-guest seat,” and that specific phrasing is what paying fans, who have no visibility into how these quotas work, read as bragging.

    What outside readers likely miss is that invite/guest seats aren’t automatically free — several posters note paid guest-seat arrangements exist too — and that this practice is so normalized in Japanese live-entertainment culture that the backlash here is really about tact and framing, not about exposing some hidden abuse.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Hard-to-Find Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains His True Intentions: “I’m Sorry for Making Anyone Feel Uncomfortable”.”

  • LINDBERG’s Maki Watase Turned Down a Job as an Aquarium Dolphin Trainer to Move to Tokyo Mid-Way Through High School

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of the rock band LINDBERG, revealed that midway through her third year of high school she had already landed a job as a dolphin trainer at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. She’d moved to Tokyo from Mie Prefecture for singing lessons and ultimately turned the offer down — a backstory that had the thread buzzing with theories that “it must have been her aunt’s connections” and nostalgic comments about her era-defining hit “Ima Sugu Kiss Me” (“Kiss Me Right Now”).

    LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture”

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of rock band LINDBERG, appeared on TV Tokyo’s “Nikenme Dou Suru? ~ Tsumami no Hanashi” (Saturdays, late night at 0:55) on the 22nd, where she revealed the job she’d had lined up after high school graduation.

    Watase, who was born and raised in Mie Prefecture, revealed she’d moved to Tokyo at 17. “I came out to Tokyo partway through high school, in my third year. I transferred schools. As a high schooler I was taking singing lessons to become a singer — I was commuting to a vocal school, all the way to Nagoya,” she said.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Watase Miku really helped me out back in the day (likely a joking mix-up — her name is Maki, not Miku)
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Aquarium jobs have insanely high competition rates though
    Sounds fishy to me
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Re: #3
    It's called getting hired through connections, that's what everyone's saying
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    I want to see you~ I want to see you~ so much, you~ (lyric from her hit "Ima Sugu Kiss Me")
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Was her idol era something she'd rather forget?
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:44
    Re: #8
    Ohh, deear, my looove~ (mimicking the drawn-out way she sings the lyrics)
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:15
    Being a dolphin trainer sounds awesome honestly
    Though it's probably brutal once you actually try it
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    How do you even land a job that good
    Even the guy with an Olympic swimming silver couldn't get one
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Re: #11
    She said her aunt worked there, so it's basically just connections, right?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:18
    Gives me Maxell cassette tape vibes (word pun: "Maki" sounds like "Maxell")
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:42
    Re: #12
    I did the Shinken Zemi correspondence course, so I remember the CM song "Munasawagi no After School"
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:23
    She was pretty popular, but her peak feels surprisingly short in my memory — maybe around 1990 to 1995?
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #13
    Right after that she went on hiatus for marriage and childbirth
    Maki Watase's a rare case — someone who made it big both as an idol and in a band
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Turning down a job offer is a big deal even today, but 50 years ago it would've been a scandal
    And getting hired through connections on top of that — I'd love to see her parents' faces
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:26
    Kinosaki Marine World?
    That place is great
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:28
    Good thing it wasn't some shady scout
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    With a hit that big, I guess turning down the connections job got forgiven
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:33
    Re: #21
    But it took a while before she made it big, so her aunt probably felt awkward at work for a while
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    A one-hit wonder riding on just "Ima Sugu Kiss Me"
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:38
    Re: #22
    She also did Kyuji Fujikawa's entrance song, and apparently a soccer anthem too
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Re: #22
    Go read Wikipedia and educate yourself 💢
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:32
    "Believe in Love" — everyone surely carries a night of sorrow inside them (lyric from one of her songs)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:37
    Right when she'd resigned herself to being a variety-show idol (baradoru),
    the band suddenly broke big,
    which made juggling both the idol and band careers feel kind of awkward
    A rare type of artist
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:39
    Before the band, wasn't she doing gravure shoots in Young Jump or something?
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Listened to it again after ages and it hit harder than expected
    https://youtu.be/FJHJCK7PhaI?si=7nBTVrqjfwzollW-
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Re: #1
    Wasn't it her hometown's Toba Aquarium?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:45
    Re: #31
    The "Kimochiku" Aquarium? (a joking mispronunciation)
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:46
    Forget all that, just hurry up and give us Maki Watase's complete song collection
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:47
    A thread where the uncles and aunties reminisce about their youth lol
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She wanted to be the next Seiko Matsuda, huh
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She played the role of Masako Omata on Teruyoshi Yoshida's TBS Radio show
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    For the employment ice-age generation, it's "Munasawagi no After School," right?
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:52
    Well, it's not necessarily a full-time position
    Maybe turning it down didn't cause too much friction
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    For idols of Maki Watase's generation, I always figured she'd get booked as a guest on shows like "Quiz Toshi no Sa Nante"
    Guess I was wrong
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    I love the line "Don't. You. Forget. Me~" where they skip class (lyric reference)
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    Didn't she marry the guitarist?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:00
    Country folks all hate the idea of landing a job in Kansai lol
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:01
    I loved "Ring My Bell" from Mezamashi TV
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There was a lyric like "the night Ichiro hit that grand slam~"
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Re: #78
    I think the line goes "We haven't met since the day Ichiro hit that grand slam~"

    On NHK they swapped in a different player's name when she sang it

    Background and Key Points

    LINDBERG broke through in 1989 with “Ima Sugu Kiss Me,” one of the biggest-selling Japanese rock singles of its era, and Watase has fronted the band ever since, cycling through a hiatus for marriage and childbirth in the mid-90s before later reunion activity. Before the band, she had already been working as a teen idol and gravure model, which is why several posters frame her as a rare case of someone who “made it” in both the idol world and a rock band, careers that in Japan’s entertainment industry are usually treated as separate tracks with different audiences and agencies. Aquarium trainer positions in Japan are genuinely scarce and competitive, often requiring biology or animal-husbandry credentials, hired in small batches by a handful of parks nationwide, which is the backdrop for the thread’s skepticism.

    The thread didn’t split over whether she was talented or whether the story was true; it split over how to read the job offer itself. One camp took her mention of an aunt working at the aquarium at face value, as an unremarkable family connection that got her foot in the door before her singing career existed. The other camp treated that same detail as proof the “offer” was really a favor, not a competitive hire, and needled the idea that a 17-year-old could casually land a job people spend years failing to get through normal channels.

    What’s easy to miss is that this was relayed secondhand on a late-night TV variety show, not a formal interview, so details like which aquarium, whether the position was full-time, and how her aunt was actually connected to it were never pinned down or verified.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. That’s where I was going to work”.”

  • Hiroko Moriguchi Troubled by Rude Passenger on Flight — Warned Him, But “He Started Again”

    Singer Hiroko Moriguchi reported on X that her flight to Hokkaido was delayed by an hour and a half, and on top of that, she was bothered by a man seated behind her who kept shaking her seat and otherwise acting inconsiderately. Even after she asked him to stop, it reportedly happened “again and again.” On 5ch, the report drew both sympathy and debate over whether celebrities should call out other passengers’ bad behavior on social media at all, along with plenty of chatter about Moriguchi’s own past.

    Hiroko Moriguchi on her flight: “The man behind me…” — annoying behavior “unbearable,” tried asking him to stop but “he started again”

    Singer and TV personality Hiroko Moriguchi (58) updated her X account by the 24th, writing about a major flight delay and an incident on board during a trip to Hokkaido.

    Moriguchi opened with “Shocking!” and reported that her flight arrived at Chitose Airport an hour and a half late, saying she was “stuck on the plane for 50 minutes before takeoff” — a long wait on board.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    A one-hit wonder known only for "With Love to the Water Planet" (her Zeta Gundam ending theme)
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:35
    Re: #2
    Thanks to this guy and Kenji Moriwaki, SMAP actually sold records.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:45
    Re: #2
    Come on, she's got the F91 theme too!
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:56
    Re: #2 Re: #76
    Looked it up — she's been on Kohaku (NHK's New Year's Eve music special) six times and never once sang the Zeta song, lol
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:01
    Re: #1
    Hiroko Moriguchi has a bit of an awkward relationship with Kuniko Yamada and Miyuki Imori, doesn't she?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:25
    Re: #3
    They're classmates from Horikoshi (the celebrity high school) — Imori calls Moriguchi by her real name, Hanamura.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:03
    Guy: "I used to listen to Pao Pao Station!" (Moriguchi's old late-night radio show)
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:04
    Had this happen to me on a limited express train too, except the guy also had stinky feet.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Complaints about taxis, planes, bullet trains, restaurants…
    Enough already.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    This thing where celebrities air other people's annoying behavior on social media
    They really shouldn't do it
    It's not like it makes them money or improves their image
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #9
    When a celebrity with a big platform vents about this stuff, it can actually help raise public awareness and manners overall
    People rarely get called out on their everyday annoying habits since those around them don't say anything, so they stay oblivious to it
    The hard part is knowing where the line is before it just turns into nagging
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Wasn't the guy just big? She's overreacting.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Oh, so Moriguchi's dropping material for us here too now
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    Re: #12
    If he's really that big, I just wish he'd keep out of other people's space.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:07
    Nobody deliberately kicks a seat like that
    Never seen it happen, never had it happen to me
    Though putting the tray table up and down can cause some jolt
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:07
    Dunno if they got tired of bashing cab drivers, but
    celebrities have been making content out of fellow passengers lately
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:08
    > As a result, she couldn't eat the Jingisukan (grilled mutton dish) she'd been looking forward to, lamenting, "Couldn't get my planned Jingisukan. Bummed."

    Hey Sponichi (Sports Nippon)
    Maybe proofread before you publish
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:11
    The real question is whether the guy realized who she was — that changes the whole situation.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Impressive that she could actually confront a weirdo like that directly.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:15
    She used to mock Gundam songs back in the day, and now she's cozying up to the fandom — that's probably why people don't like her.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:30
    Re: #27
    You're the one rewriting history here, lol
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:15
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    Re: #1
    Saying stuff like this at her age just makes people think it's either menopause making her oversensitive or she's just full of herself
    We're the ones who have to put up with her voice popping up on TV uninvited, you know
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    No talent for writing, this one
    Though her improv skills on live TV are pretty impressive
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:24
    That kind of thing is usually unconscious
    Same as leg-shaking or the guy at the bakery clacking his tongs nonstop
    So they should stop once you point it out… probably
    Dunno though
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:33
    Re: #44
    They'll stop when you tell them, but people like that always start up again after a while
    They say they can't help it, or that it calms them down — but at least they're aware of it in their own way
    Still, if they're aware of it, you gotta wonder why they keep doing it…
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Happened to catch NHK Nodo Jiman (the amateur singing show) and the song someone performed was wild…
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Re: #70
    https://youtu.be/vRNCxSosBiA?si=byCBm8idmTaNBxMI
    BTW that's a Hyadain (musician/composer) track

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with her, Hiroko Moriguchi, 58, is a veteran singer-tarento who debuted in 1987 and became a fixture of the anime-theme-song era, best known abroad (if at all) for the Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam ending theme and the Formula 91 theme song, alongside a long-running late-night radio show and six appearances on NHK’s New Year’s Eve Kohaku Uta Gassen. She’s also a graduate of Horikoshi Gakuen, the Tokyo high school famous for training idols and actors. The flight in question landed at New Chitose Airport, the main gateway to Sapporo and Hokkaido, and the meal she missed, Jingisukan, is a grilled-mutton dish strongly associated with that region, which is why losing dinner plans mattered enough to mention.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the passenger behind her was rude; it split over whether a celebrity should use X (Twitter) to publicly flag an anonymous stranger’s bad manners at all. One camp argued it’s free venting that adds nothing and just makes her look prickly; another argued that when someone with a large platform calls out a common but under-policed annoyance, it can nudge public manners overall, precisely because bystanders rarely say anything in the moment.

    What outside readers may miss is the social weight of her having spoken to the man directly at all: openly confronting a stranger’s behavior face-to-face is unusual in Japanese public etiquette, which normally favors silent tolerance or a quiet word to airline staff rather than direct pushback, let alone airing it afterward online. That’s the real subtext posters argued around without ever stating it outright.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Celebrity] Hiroko Moriguchi on her flight: “The man behind me…” — annoying behavior “unbearable,” tried asking him to stop but “he started again”.”