Category: Entertainment

  • Vaundy, Fujii Kaze Cancel Overseas Shows One After Another Amid ‘Unforeseen Circumstances’

    Popular artists Vaundy and Fujii Kaze have both announced cancellations of overseas tour dates — Vaundy’s Shanghai show and Fujii Kaze’s Bangkok show — adding to a growing string of canceled international performances by top acts. In both cases, the only explanation given was “unforeseen circumstances,” and on 5channel, users traded theories about what’s really behind it, from poor ticket sales to local regulations to the weak yen breaking the underlying business model.

    Singer-songwriter Vaundy (26) updated his official website on the 26th, announcing the cancellation of the Shanghai leg of his Asia tour, originally scheduled for November. Cancellations of overseas shows by popular artists have been piling up recently.

    The official site stated: “Regarding the Shanghai performance of ‘Vaundy ASIA ARENA TOUR 2026 “HORO”‘, originally scheduled for Saturday, November 14 and Sunday, November 15, 2026, we regret to announce that due to unforeseen circumstances, we have decided to cancel the show.” The tour was set to kick off with a Tokyo show on September 5, running to a total of 11 performances across 6 cities: Tokyo, Seoul, Hong Kong, Fukuoka, Taipei, and Shanghai.

    Singer-songwriter Fujii Kaze also updated his official website on the 21st of this month, announcing the cancellation of the Bangkok, Thailand date of his world tour, originally planned for December 26. The reason given for the cancellation was likewise “due to unforeseen circumstances.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:17
    If everyone knows how this is going to go, why do they keep insisting on booking shows in China?
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:00
    Re: #4
    I think they're just endlessly stupid.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:18
    Hong Kong and Shanghai I get, but why Bangkok and Seoul too?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:26
    Re: #5
    I saw today that Jeju Island is in bad shape — is Seoul the same?
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:19
    Was it just that tickets weren't selling anywhere except China?
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:21
    For a cancellation like this, chalked up to 'unforeseen circumstances,' does insurance actually pay out?
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:21
    Those guys sure love Japan, huh lol (they're barely interested in anything Japanese besides Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:21
    Cases like this are usually just because the tickets aren't selling.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:37
    Re: #15
    Every artist's announcement uses almost identical wording, so maybe that really is the reason.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:23
    Fujii Kaze seems kind of interesting, but Vaundy and that fake-K-pop crowd — I wouldn't go even if they played the community center down the street lol
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:26
    The fate of a 'popular singer' (popular in Japan only, of course) lol
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:26
    Don't forget about Millennium Parade either (King Gnu's Daiki Tsuneta side project) — now Ado, she's the real deal.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:27
    Re: #1
    They'll probably look into what actually caused it, but I wonder if someone just bailed — the booking agent, the agency on this side, or the promoter over there? (´・ω・`)
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:29
    Re: #24
    Nope — non-Japanese artists are running into the same thing.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:34
    Quit hiding behind 'unforeseen circumstances' and just explain it properly — this is happening all over the place: China, Thailand, Korea…
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:35
    It's because they're not popular. Japanese fans won't travel either because of the weak yen, and with Japan in decline, this whole 'look, we're huge overseas!' marketing trick is finished.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:39
    Re: #37
    Ah (´・ω・`) so that's it — the audience was basically just Japanese fans flying in from Japan, and the weak yen tanked that whole business model.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:37
    If it's getting cancelled in Thailand and Korea too, isn't it just that tickets aren't selling, plain and simple?
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:41
    Re: #41
    Some of these hadn't even gone on sale yet.
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:44
    They reported it like it was selling great, but it turns out it just wasn't selling — it only went a little viral, that's all.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:49
    Re: #50
    Fujii Kaze is selling ridiculously well overseas though — there's no precedent for that among Japanese artists.
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:06
    Re: #58
    He's still outside the main charts in every country though.
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:08
    Re: #80
    At least on the Thai charts he's selling overwhelmingly well.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:09
    Re: #80
    Don't spread lies, hater —
    https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/albums-sales-chart/20250912/7511/
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:51
    Fujii Kaze is popular overseas too, so it really makes you wonder what the actual reason is.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:56
    Re: #63
    The venue in Thailand was just too big.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:01
    Then foresee it, genius.
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:03
    Re: #71
    Everybody in the entertainment industry is an idiot, so there's no way in hell they could ever 'foresee' anything.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:12
    Is Vaundy only cancelling Shanghai, and still going ahead with Seoul and Hong Kong?
    93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 01:15
    Re: #88
    Yeah, those are still happening — they're sold out.

    Background and Key Points

    The Japanese entertainment industry’s boilerplate cancellation phrase is “yamu o enai jijō” or “fukakōryoku” — rendered here as “unforeseen circumstances” — a stock legal-sounding term agencies use to avoid stating a real cause, whether that’s contractual, financial, or political. Vaundy and Fujii Kaze are both major contemporary J-pop crossover acts (Fujii Kaze in particular has drawn real Western and Southeast Asian streaming attention, unusual for a Japanese artist), and their tours sit alongside idol groups like JO1 in a wave of 2026 cancellations spanning China, Thailand, and South Korea. One relevant fact the thread never raises: mainland Chinese authorities require government-level approval for foreign performers’ concerts, a bureaucratic and political chokepoint that has nothing to do with ticket demand and has scuttled Japanese and Western tours before — a simpler explanation for the Shanghai cancellation than anything posters floated.

    The thread’s real fault line is whether this is a demand problem or a business-model problem. One camp insists it’s plain: shows sell out where Japanese expat or fan-tourist demand exists (Seoul, Hong Kong stayed on sale) and get cut where it doesn’t. The other camp, crystallizing around post 37, argues the whole “we’re big overseas” promotional narrative was always built on Japanese fans flying out to see homegrown acts abroad, and the weak yen has quietly made that unaffordable — meaning “international popularity” for artists like these may be substantially a Japan-domestic phenomenon in disguise.

    Readers should also note the Fujii Kaze sub-argument (58–84) never resolves: chart placement in Thailand doesn’t necessarily forecast a specific venue’s ticket sales, so his overseas traction and this particular cancellation aren’t necessarily contradictory.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinosokuho+) thread “[Music] Overseas shows by popular singers keep getting cancelled — Vaundy, Fujii Kaze, JO1 and others forced into tough calls citing ‘unforeseen circumstances’.”

  • Comedy duo Pocket Korokke announces breakup, ending 7-year run

    On August 25, Shunsuke Aikawa and Takuma of the comedy duo “Pocket Korokke” each announced the group’s breakup on their own social media. On 5channel’s Geinou Sports Sokuho+ board, reactions ranged from “Who?” and “Never even heard of them” to surprised comments like “Weren’t they supposed to be the top favorites for this year’s M-1?”, sparking a lively back-and-forth over just how famous the duo actually was.

    8/26 (Wed) 15:00

    Shunsuke Aikawa (25) and Takuma (26) of the comedy duo Pocket Korokke announced on the 25th, each via their own social media, that they are disbanding.

    Aikawa posted a statement on X opening with “I—I have an announcement to make,” writing: “I’ve decided to disband Pocket Korokke, which I’ve been doing for close to 7 years!”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:01
    No idea who they are, but this is a shock
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:01
    Are they even news-worthy?
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:03
    Never thought I'd see Pokekoro break up
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Whoa, that's the Pokekoro who was hyped as this year's top M-1 favorite?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    One-hit wonders known for the "Yellow Yellow Happy" bit
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:10
    Re: #13
    That's Black Biscuits you're thinking of, lol (a totally different 90s J-pop unit)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Pocket and fried food — what a bold combo
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:05
    Sticking a korokke in your pocket would be a disaster, though (said in Kansai dialect)
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:05
    Turns out "Potekoro" — who might've been pals with the M-1 champs, no less — is done for!
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:08
    First time hearing this duo's name, but life's full of meetings and partings
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:08
    Isn't it Jungle Pocket?
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:09
    Hasn't there been zero real talent since King of Comedy?
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:10
    That's the Uchan and Vivian Hsu unit, right?
    They were still going?
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:11
    That's the Pumpkin Potato Korokke, huh
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:11
    3 years on YouTube and only 133 subscribers
    Random amateurs off the street would have more than that
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:11
    Re: #28
    Not knowing that Pokekoro is honestly kind of bad
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    Seriously? Biggest shock I've had all hour
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    Sounds like it could be one of Jarujaru's sketch characters
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    Pokeko? I remember signing a petition to get them to put out a new song. Brings back memories
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:13
    Everyone's trying so hard to be funny here, but this thread's been boring from start to finish
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:14
    They should get invited on Downtown Plus, Saraba, Onigoshi, Soshina, or Miyasako's YouTube channel to hear the real story
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:14
    Haven't even "gotten" Pokekoro yet and they're already breaking up? Seriously… (the nickname doubles as the name of a dress-up mobile app, hence the mix-up)
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:16
    Whaaaaaaaat
    Who?
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:17
    The first time I ever hear their name and it's already breakup news
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:21
    This is what happens when you put a korokke in your pocket…
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:23
    Just came up with a bit where you shove a freshly fried korokke in your pocket and go "ow ow hot hot"
    Feel free to use it at the farewell show
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:24
    More famous than Asarido?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:29
    Re: #61
    Asarido's famous, come on
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:27
    The Pokekoro once called "Pocket Korokke of the North, Puppet Mappet of the East" (´;ω;`)
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:29
    Known for the bit "Ahh, you must be Ushi-kun, aren't you?!"
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:31
    For those who don't get it, in simple terms:
    This is Downtown-breaking-up level big
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:40
    Re: #71
    Just a matter of time?
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:34
    Master Pocket, Master Korokke, thank you for your hard work
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:34
    There's so much news about one half of some comedy duo I've never heard of dying, so a mere breakup still feels like something you can bounce back from
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:43
    There was that copypasta about korokke whenever a typhoon hits, right?
    Still don't get what it means to this day
    99AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:01
    Re: #82
    You buy a ton of korokke before the typhoon makes it impossible to go out
    but then eat most of them before the typhoon even arrives
    Is that really so hard to get?

    Background and Key Points

    Comedy duos being obscure enough to trigger “who?” reactions on breakup isn’t unusual in Japan’s oversaturated owarai (comedy) scene, but the specific confusion here centers on a real institution: M-1 Grand Prix, the annual manzai competition run by Yoshimoto Kogyo and broadcast on TV Asahi since 2001, which functions as the single biggest career-making (or unmaking) event for two-person comedy acts in the country. Winning or even placing highly at M-1 can turn an unknown duo into a nationally recognized name overnight, and being named a “favorite” ahead of the contest carries real weight with industry insiders and hardcore comedy fans, even if the wider public has never heard of the act.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t over whether Pocket Korokke was good or bad — nobody offers an opinion on their material — but over a credibility gap: a vocal minority insists this duo was seriously tipped as a top contender for this year’s M-1, while the overwhelming majority insert their own admission of total unfamiliarity, some mistaking them for unrelated acts (Black Biscuits, a 90s J-pop girl group; Jungle Pocket, a racehorse). That gap between “insider hype” and “zero public recognition” is the whole joke of the thread.

    What’s easy to miss if you’re not steeped in Japanese entertainment: M-1 “favorite” status is often decided by comedians and industry bookers rather than TV ratings or mainstream exposure, so a duo can be a legitimate dark-horse pick for the country’s top comedy prize while having, as one poster notes, only 133 YouTube subscribers after three years — a gap that says more about how niche the manzai circuit’s internal hierarchy is than about the duo’s actual talent.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou Sports Sokuho+) thread “Comedy duo Pocket Korokke announces breakup, ending 7-year run.”

  • Sanma Speaks Out on Modern TV: “I Feel Boxed In, I Really Hate It Now”

    On the August 15 broadcast of MBS’s “Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai,” Akashiya Sanma opened up about how stifling TV production has become these days. On 5ch, threads erupted into a generation-tinged clash between users who see stricter compliance as simply “the times changing” and those who call it “pure self-censorship.”

    Akashiya Sanma laments the struggles of modern TV: “It’s like there’s no room to breathe… I really just hate it now”

    Talent Akashiya Sanma (71) appeared on the August 15 broadcast of MBS TV’s “Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai” (Saturdays 4pm, Kansai local broadcast) and spoke about how difficult making TV has become today.

    The comedy duo “New York” — Hiromasa Yashiki (40) and Kazuya Shimasa (40) — appeared as guests on this episode.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:41
    Honestly, watching an Osaka night-view video channel on YouTube beats watching that "Peace-kun" mascot from Omiya Park.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:42
    Re: #1
    Just shows how out of touch Yoshimoto comedians are with the times.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:42
    Doesn't Sanma do YouTube?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:45
    Re: #1
    Yoshimoto Kogyo clearly needs to keep up the compliance training.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:46
    It's just a tiny minority on social media getting amplified.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:46
    Wakabayashi from Audrey smacked one of the Sakamichi idols with a binder and it was totally fine.
    If it's as light as those squeaky toy hammers, that kind of bit is completely doable.
    People are just holding themselves back for no reason.
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:08
    Re: #12
    Hinatazaka46 is obsessed with comedy.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:47
    I thought Okamura's remarks during COVID were bad enough to get his show canceled — did Yoshimoto's influence protect him?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:48
    That's just how the times are.
    If you can't keep up with change, you should retire.
    Didn't this old guy say he'd retire around 60 or something?
    His word doesn't mean much, huh.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:49
    Well, doing it on YouTube instead — I'll give them that one, but I guess it can't be helped.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    The comedy genre itself just isn't in demand anymore.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:52
    Re: #26
    Compliance-ignoring content is popular on streaming platforms, so clearly there's demand.
    They just shouldn't be using public airwaves for it.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:52
    Re: #26
    Well~ "saying stuff you're not supposed to say" used to be a comedian's whole job, right~
    Same reason dramas are interesting — they show "things you shouldn't do in real life."
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    A crappy generation that claims the times have changed, when nothing's actually changed at its core.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Hey, old man who pretends to know foreign sports —
    when's De La Cruz gonna surpass Ohtani's hitting?
    No way a switch-hitting shortstop pulls off 50-50.
    Don't you know he blows a ton of steal attempts?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Tamori: cultured.
    Takeshi: cultured.
    Kansai comedians: no culture.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:53
    Re: #30
    Takeshi once analyzed it as: "Sanma doesn't have the knowledge base to talk things through intellectually, so all he can do is tell stories from personal experience."
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:50
    Us viewers are sick of you too, so feel free to retire.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:51
    Why not just retire like you promised?
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:55
    Quit TV and go do the theater circuit — that world's probably still fine.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:57
    Re: #56
    That's exactly why Sanma still gets on stage a few times every year without fail.
    Most comedians stop performing live once they've made it big, so it's impressive he still stands in front of an audience.
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:01
    It's cool that he's stayed true to being a comedian through and through.
    It's pathetic when comedians get so obsessed with looking stylish that they forget they're comedians.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:02
    Re: #80
    They've started saying nonsensical stuff like "manzai is cool."
    But whether it's funny or not is the only thing that matters.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:02
    Comedians are honestly a menace to society.
    Sponsor companies that keep hiking prices while still throwing money at TV and celebrities are basically an antisocial force.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:03
    Re: #83
    Bet you'd say YouTube is fine though lol
    95AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:07
    Re: #83
    When are you gonna realize this kind of "poor little me" minority grandstanding is exactly what's scaring off sponsors
    and turning TV and the internet into boring content?
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:03
    Seriously, let's go back to the old days.
    This crappy compliance stuff is outdated now.
    Time for an update.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:07
    Re: #87
    The old days are the ones to avoid, honestly.
    Comedians' human rights being ignored, female talents being sexually exploited — it was genuinely unpleasant to watch.

    Background and Key Points

    Akashiya Sanma has been a fixture of Japanese television since the 1970s, part of the “Owarai Big Three” era of comedians whose free-associating, occasionally cruel banter defined Showa- and Heisei-era variety shows. He is a Yoshimoto Kogyo talent, and Yoshimoto — Japan’s dominant comedy agency — has tightened internal “compliance” (konpuraiansu) rules markedly since a 2019 scandal in which comedians were found taking paid gigs from a fraud ring at private parties, an episode that forced a management shake-up and mandatory conduct training still referenced by posters here. “Compliance” in this context isn’t government censorship; it’s broadcasters and agencies managing sponsor and social-media risk after past incidents, a distinction non-Japanese readers often miss.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether TV has gotten stricter — everyone agrees it has — but on why. One camp treats it as overdue social progress, pointing to real abuses of the old system: talent with no labor protections, young women in the industry sexually exploited, all glossed over as “the way things were.” The other insists the constraint isn’t organic change at all but self-censorship (jishuku) manufactured by broadcasters spooked by a small, loud online minority, arguing the same edgy material thrives uncensored on YouTube and streaming precisely because audience appetite hasn’t actually shrunk.

    What goes unmentioned is that Sanma himself has kept working the live manzai/comedy-hall circuit for decades even at his stature — the posters praising his stage loyalty never connect it to why he, more than younger stylish comedians, feels television’s constraints so acutely.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Akashiya Sanma laments the struggles of modern TV: “It’s like there’s no room to breathe… I really just hate it now” / “Back in the Showa era you could say things…”“

  • YOSHIKI’s New Song Features Josh Groban — 5ch Asks: ‘What About Toshi?’

    On the 28th, YOSHIKI announced the release of a new song, “Forever Love (Live),” featuring Josh Groban. On 5ch, reactions focused less on the news itself than on X JAPAN’s internal dynamics, with many asking “What about Toshi?” Citing the Hotei Tomoyasu/Himuro Kyosuke precedent, commenters were split over whether the collaboration was appropriate.

    Wed, Aug 26, 8:37 PM

    YOSHIKI will release a new single, “Forever Love (Live),” featuring world-renowned vocalist Josh Groban, on music streaming services worldwide on August 28.

    ■ YOSHIKI CHANNEL will air a special four-day, six-program livestream series

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:53
    So when's the X JAPAN album coming out?
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:54
    Re: #2
    They've already put out enough singles since the reunion to fill a whole album at this point.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:00
    Re: #2
    I don't think it's ever coming out.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:55
    Wait, what about Toshi…?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    Re: #7
    hyde: "Ain't that the truth!"
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:02
    Even if they brought in Michael [Jackson], nothing would top the news of bringing Toshi back — they need to realize that.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:05
    TOSHI isn't allowed to sing X JAPAN songs, and he's banned from releasing originals too — covers are all he's got left.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:05
    I'd rather hear Toshi with someone else on piano and drums.
    Doing it live is one thing, but does a single release really have to be self-composed?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    A one-trick songwriter who only knows the Canon progression or the '456' progression (Pachelbel's Canon chords and the stock IV-V-vi J-pop pattern).
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:33
    Re: #23
    Why don't you give it a shot yourself? (lol)
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:06
    If they don't get along, fine, I'm not saying keep the band going — but at least release the remaining songs properly and announce it's over.
    Why can't they even manage that much?
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:09
    Forever LoveLive?! (a pun blending the song title with the anime franchise Love Live!)
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:18
    Re: #26
    Rating it… I mean, that's way too on-the-nose (lol)
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Who's this 'Josh whoever' guy?
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:14
    Re: #30
    You don't know him? He played table tennis with Ishibashi Takaaki on "The Doctor and Josh" (a Japanese TV comedy segment).
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Man, they really can't get it done, huh.
    Even if you're not happy with it, just release it already.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:32
    Re: #40
    You just don't know — about half the songs planned for the album have already come out as singles.
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    Josh Groban, what are you doing (´・ω・`)
    Everyone who leaves David Foster's wing ends up falling off, huh.
    Just shows how amazing Foster really is.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:27
    Re: #58
    Josh and Yoshiki have been friends for over 10 years.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:57
    Re: #47
    That's the standard template reply for "anyone could do that" / "must be nice making easy money."
    99AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:00
    Re: #64
    So you can't do it, then?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    If anyone but Toshi sings it, it's just karaoke.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:07
    Re: #67
    Might be a 'Toshi-ro' (a Toshi knockoff, so to speak).
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:13
    YOSHIKI, isn't this crossing a line?
    It's like Hotei having someone other than Himuro sing BOØWY songs.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Re: #79
    Doing your own songs with people outside the band isn't unusual even for artists other than Yoshiki, right? Overseas, that kind of cover collaboration at events is standard practice.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:41
    Re: #79
    Well, if we're going there, Toshi also performed X JAPAN songs with non-X members before and even put out a DVD of it…
    https://www.discogs.com/release/18976558
    100AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:02
    Re: #9 Re: #79
    I wish Toshi would speak up about it.
    After all, Toshi's the one who blocked YOSHIKI.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:49
    Re: #90
    DIR EN GRAY's Shinya was on drums for that, I recall.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    Lol, for a second I couldn't tell if you meant he was drumming or dragging someone — "tataku" can mean both "play the drums" and "bash/criticize" in Japanese.

    Background and Key Points

    X JAPAN was formed in 1982 around YOSHIKI, the band’s drummer, pianist and primary songwriter, and Toshi, its vocalist since the beginning. “Forever Love,” the song being re-released here, is one of YOSHIKI’s most famous compositions — a 1996 ballad written for the film Godzilla vs. Destoroyah and originally sung by Toshi, later a huge domestic hit. Since X JAPAN’s mid-2000s reunion, full-band activity has stalled repeatedly, a friction widely tied to the 1990s rupture when Toshi spent roughly a decade affiliated with the group Home of Heart, often described in Japanese media as a mind-control situation, and to unresolved rights and trademark disputes between him and YOSHIKI that persist even now.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over Josh Groban’s fame (an American singer known for “You Raise Me Up” and a long-time friend of YOSHIKI’s, unrelated to X JAPAN) — it’s over whether YOSHIKI, as composer, has standing to re-release a Toshi-identified song with an outside vocalist while the two remain estranged. The Hotei/Himuro comparison — BOØWY’s guitarist and singer, who split in 1988 and never let anyone else touch their catalog together — frames one side’s objection, while others note that solo members recording their own compositions with guest artists is ordinary practice, and that Toshi himself has performed X JAPAN material with non-members.

    What the thread never states outright is that this is a YOSHIKI-credited release, not an X JAPAN one, and that the “ban” on Toshi singing X JAPAN songs or originals reflects an unresolved private/legal dispute, not a formal industry restriction.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “YOSHIKI Announces New Single “Forever Love (Live)” Featuring World-Renowned Vocalist, Releasing August 28 — Live Broadcast on YOSHIKI CHANNEL.”

  • Makoto Shinkai Thanks Fans as ‘Your Name.’ Turns 10 — 5ch: ‘Five Centimeters Per Second Was Better’

    Director Makoto Shinkai shared his thoughts on X as “Your Name.” marks the 10th anniversary of its release. On 5ch, threads compared it to his other major works — with some arguing “Five Centimeters Per Second was better” — while others praised the film citing its box office haul and Academy Prize win. Meanwhile, comments dismissing him as a “one-hit wonder” drew pushback backed by box office figures.

    Wed, Aug 26, 5:20 PM

    Director Makoto Shinkai (53) posted on X (formerly Twitter) on the 26th, once again expressing his gratitude as his blockbuster anime film “Your Name.,” which he directed and wrote, celebrates the 10th anniversary of its release.

    “Your Name.” was released 10 years ago, on August 26, 2016. It earned roughly 25 billion yen at the box office, ranking 5th all-time domestically, and won Best Screenplay at the 40th Japan Academy Film Prize — the first animated film ever to do so.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:06
    I think it was really well crafted, both the story and the animation.
    Hope the next one comes out soon.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:07
    In my head I keep mixing him up with the 'whatever-it's-called Scarlet' guy.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:38
    Re: #8
    Nippon TV was pushing him as some kind of successor to Miyazaki, wasn't it.
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:57
    Re: #8
    How do you even mix those two up?
    They're completely different in every way.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:08
    Ran purely on momentum —
    plenty of weird spots in it.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    That's the one that leaves you depressed after you finish it, right?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    I wonder how many people went to see it because it seemed like the trendy thing to do, and have already forgotten it.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:10
    Was there even a story?
    All I remember is that the visuals were amazing somehow.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:11
    All I remember is the meteor and how gross the mouth-chewed sake scene was (kuchikamizake — ritual sake made by chewing rice, a key plot device in the film).
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:11
    By the way,
    is the new film out yet?
    Nobody's really talking about anything except that 'nicotine-stained cat' bit.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:12
    Is it because I've gotten older that it doesn't stick in my memory the way Ghibli films do?
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:30
    Using Ghibli to flex on people is starting to lose its edge — might want to notice that. Re: #23
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:12
    I live in Kumamoto City. Ten years ago the earthquake wiped out every theater in the prefecture, so I went to Fukuoka to see it on opening day.
    This year's earthquake didn't wipe them all out.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:13
    It flopped hard, but
    Hosoda actually went and made a new film.
    Shinkai, where's yours?
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:14
    Re: #27
    I heard he's working on one right now.
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:14
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:16
    Five Centimeters Per Second was better
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:20
    Re: #39
    I can't remember the title of the one before Five Centimeters.
    The one where they build a plane and fly to Hakodate.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:33
    Re: #39
    Your Name. was good too, but the bad ending of Five Centimeters is what really stuck in my long-term memory.
    Guess that's just how it goes.
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:29
    This guy turned out to be a one-hit wonder.
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:31
    Re: #69
    He started doing his own thing after that.
    Your Name. was the miracle.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:32
    Re: #69
    He went on to put out two more 15-billion-yen films after that — is there any other 'one-hit wonder' like that in history?
    And on top of that, a live-action adaptation of one of his lesser-known early works pulled in 2.5 billion yen.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:31

    Three films in a row over 10 billion yen — that's insane.
    And the population's shrinking by around 800,000 a year.
    Miyazaki's about the only other person who's pulled off a feat like that.
    His last film was 4 years ago, so a new announcement might be coming soon.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:32
    People who got hyped over this creepy movie or Demon Slayer are definitely going to cringe at themselves when they're older.
    130AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:01
    Re: #86
    I'm old enough to have grandkids, and I genuinely love both Demon Slayer and Shinkai's work.
    I'm even taking Friday off to catch the Madoka Magica premiere.
    139AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:09
    Re: #86
    I was skeptical too, up until around the COVID years.
    Watching Demon Slayer and Attack on Titan changed my mind.

    Background and Key Points

    Makoto Shinkai’s “Your Name.” opened in Japan on August 26, 2016, months after the devastating Kumamoto earthquakes that April knocked out every theater in that prefecture — the reason one poster describes driving to Fukuoka to catch the opening. The film went on to earn roughly 25 billion yen, the 5th-highest domestic gross of all time in Japan, and won Best Screenplay at the 40th Japan Academy Film Prize, the first animated feature ever to take that award. That milestone matters because Japan’s Academy Prize, modeled on the Oscars, had historically treated anime as a separate, lesser category from live-action screenwriting.

    The thread doesn’t really argue about whether “Your Name.” is good — it splits on which Shinkai film should define him. One camp holds up the bleaker, unresolved “Five Centimeters Per Second” as his emotional high point, treating “Your Name.” as the polished, commercially safe version of the same romantic-separation formula. The other camp measures him by scale: box office, awards, and staying power.

    What the thread underplays is that Shinkai isn’t a one-off case study — the “one-hit wonder” jab gets knocked down by posters citing his two subsequent films, “Weathering With You” and “Suzume,” each also grossing around 15 billion yen, a three-for-three run matched in modern Japanese cinema only by Hayao Miyazaki. Readers unfamiliar with Japan may also miss that the film’s “kuchikamizake,” the chewed-rice ritual sake one poster calls gross, isn’t an anime invention but references an actual, ancient Shinto-linked brewing practice tied to shrine ritual.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread: Director Makoto Shinkai Thanks Fans as “Your Name.” Turns 10: “I’m truly happy this story still lives on in someone’s heart”.

  • Nara City Councilman Hezuma Ryu Warns Attention-Seeking Youths: ‘Stop Before Your Life Falls Apart’

    Nara city councilman Hezuma Ryu posted on X, urging young people who want to become famous by courting online controversy (“enjo,” going viral for bad behavior) to “absolutely stop, because it’ll wreck your life.” The remark came alongside his announcement of passing 1.5 million followers, but since he himself has a past as a nuisance YouTuber, reactions on 5ch were split between “look who’s talking” and sarcastic praise calling him “a genuine success story who landed a council seat and a salary.”

    8/26 (Wed) 18:00

    Nara city councilman Hezuma Ryu (35) posted on X (formerly Twitter) on the 25th, offering a word of caution to young people eager to become famous even if it means courting controversy.

    Hezuma wrote: “I started on social media seven years ago. Today my total follower count passed 1.5 million. I went down a crooked path, but who would’ve thought a nobody from Yamaguchi Prefecture would end up a politician? You really never know what life has in store.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:36
    Wouldn't you call that being "disowned by the family," not "shunned by the whole village" (mura-hachibu, a traditional form of community ostracism)?
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:38
    Re: #5
    Wasn't the reason he got disowned that the neighbors kept complaining about him?
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:38
    He's the root cause of the bad precedent that you can become a city councilman just by going viral for bad behavior.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:39
    But if you stream the normal, well-behaved way, you'll never climb the ladder, right?
    Lick the soy sauce bottle at Kura Sushi (a chain hit by copycat "sushi terrorism" pranks) and you're famous overnight.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:42
    Re: #10
    Either you rise to the top or you fall into the abyss.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    Re: #10
    Doing that in an actual restaurant gets you sued by the company for damages — that's 100% the abyss route.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:39
    Go say that to your "buddies" (lol) — the Yutapon father-son duo (another controversial YouTuber pair).
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Does this guy actually regret his life…?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:44
    So, about that time he went to Kumamoto, took selfie shots making it look like he was working hard, then bolted straight back home.
    People in Kumamoto are having an even tougher time right now with the brutal heat, but he completely ignored that.
    As long as he gets the attention, that's all that matters to him!
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:44
    Re: #1
    What on earth were the people who voted this guy onto the Nara city council, and the people who support him, thinking?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:44
    "Don't end up like me," huh

    What a cry from the soul (lol)
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:45
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:45
    But you can still become a Nara city councilman? (lol)
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:46
    These days it feels like nuisance streamers are all following in Hezuma's footsteps —

    chasing after the guy who turned it into the social status of a politician.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    The way he talks, you'd think he lived an upstanding life before he became a nuisance YouTuber.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    He's literally a sitting councilman right now??????????????????????????????
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:48
    Coming from a guy who somehow ended up a Nara city councilman, this has zero persuasive power.
    You're the textbook case of infamy beating obscurity.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    His family got shunned by the whole village (mura-hachibu).
    That's probably the part that hits hardest.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    Lately Hezuma Ryu's actually being useful.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:53
    The guy has amazing drive and mental toughness — he just pours all of it into the wrong direction.
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:56
    There's a story that when Ishiwara Kanji lectured Muto Akira, telling him "Don't act on your own — follow the army high command's orders," Muto shot back, "But didn't you succeed by acting on your own without authorization?" (paraphrased)
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:56
    They act recklessly because they don't have a life worth losing in the first place.
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:01
    Winning a Darwin Award would be the ultimate way to go out.
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:03
    How much did you make off of going viral for bad behavior yourself?
    You just don't want more competition in your own line of work, do you?
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:03
    People writing "look who's talking" are only reading the thread title.

    What Hezuma's basically saying is "I'm not a success story — don't end up like me."
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    Re: #44
    For the wannabes hoping to hit it big as a nuisance YouTuber, get famous, and climb out of the underclass, Hezuma — who got famous and even landed a council seat and a salary — is exactly the success story they're aiming for.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:06
    He seems to have actually been successful in sports back in his school days, and watching how he's handled run-ins with that big-name figure, he's fairly patient underneath it all.
    If he'd skipped the whole baffling nuisance-YouTuber route and just worked a normal job as a sports-background company employee, he probably would've earned more in the long run.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:24
    Apparently, after the whole Hezuma Ryu saga, TV networks quietly stopped reporting on YouTubers who cause scandals.
    And even when they do cover it, they leave the person's name out.

    Back in the day, Kato from the show Sukkiri said the same thing about the Hezuma incidents: "Honestly, we don't want to report this because it just ends up being free publicity for a criminal."
    If you think of it as an advertising cost, a few weeks in detention is cheap.
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:25
    Re: #68
    Hezuma actually got a guilty verdict, you know.
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:27
    It's the same deal as that half-Japanese-half-foreign influencer and former pro boxer, or that ex-pro-gamer guy who said anyone under 170cm isn't worth living.
    Oh wait, were those guys not exactly "youths" either?
    Anyway, those types who post day after day, 365 days a year, insulting people just to get attention —
    I really wish their social media accounts would get deleted already.

    And what all those idiots have in common is
    they're tough on the weak but can't say a word to anyone stronger than them — total cowards.
    Deep down, small, timid people.
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:27
    Even among the "go viral for controversy" crowd, some of them carefully script the whole thing out.
    It was Google, of all things, that made that profitable and popular.
    They played their part in the decline of public morals.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:30
    Re: #72
    Honestly, X should just ban Hezuma's account already.

    If he got banned from YouTube and X both, he'd have nowhere left to show off.

    X has let him post a ton of photos he took of people without their permission too — I'd think that easily meets the bar for a ban.

    Background and Key Points

    Nara’s city assembly, like Japan’s roughly 1,700 other municipal councils, has a strikingly low bar to entry: candidates need only a modest registration deposit and no party backing, and turnout in local races is often thin enough that a candidate with strong name recognition — earned any way, including infamy — can win a seat outright. That structural fact matters here, because Hezuma Ryu’s path to the council followed several years as one of Japan’s best-known “meiwaku YouTubers” (nuisance streamers), a genre built on filming oneself trespassing, provoking staff, or vandalizing property to generate “enjō” (flame wars) that drive views. He was convicted on charges stemming from that period, and the “mura-hachibu” reference in the thread points to a real, specific consequence: traditional Japanese village communities have historically cut off all but the most essential dealings with a disgraced household, and posters read his family’s ostracism as the actual rock-bottom his warning is based on, not just career damage.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t over whether his behavior was bad — everyone agrees on that — it’s over what his current life proves. One camp reads his warning as sincere, self-aware regret from someone who has seen the abyss. The other reads his own biography as disproof of his message: a nuisance YouTuber who parlayed notoriety straight into elected office and a public salary is, functionally, the success story that struggling attention-seekers are chasing, whatever he says about his intentions.

    What the thread leaves out is that Japanese municipal elections don’t screen for reputation at all — an assembly seat is a low-turnout popularity contest, not a character reference, which is precisely how virality of any kind converts into a council win.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary compiled from the 5ch (Sports/Entertainment News+) thread “Hezuma Ryu Warns Young People Who Want to Go Viral for Bad Behavior: ‘Stop, Because It’ll Wreck Your Life’”.

  • TM NETWORK’s First ‘SONGS’ Appearance in 12 Years: 5ch Says ‘There’s More to Them Than Get Wild’

    It’s been reported that TM NETWORK will appear on NHK General’s “SONGS” on September 3, their first music-show appearance in 12 years, where they’ll share the behind-the-scenes story of how their signature hit “Get Wild” came to be. On 5ch, a comment that the band was “starting to look like a Get Wild one-hit wonder” kicked off a wave of posts championing their other classic songs, while the thread also lit up with behind-the-scenes stories from the Hong Kong music-video shoot and talk of former support members B’z’s Tak Matsumoto and access’s Daisuke Asakura.

    Wed, Aug 26, 2:52 PM

    TMNETWORK, making its first music-show appearance in 12 years, will debut on the NHK General music program “SONGS” (Thursdays, 10:00 PM), airing September 3.

    TMNETWORK — the trio of Tetsuya Komuro, Takashi Utsunomiya, and Naoto Kine, who debuted in 1984 — took the music scene by storm with an innovative sound built on synthesizers and computers. This special feature spotlights the group who, through countless pioneering efforts, laid the groundwork for today’s J-POP.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:38
    Somebody give their other songs some love too, not just Get Wild
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    Re: #4
    I'm a Self Control fan myself
    99AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:42
    Re: #4
    Honestly I'm not even that into Get Wild
    My favorite is DIVE INTO YOUR BODY
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    The biggest mystery is that video where they just walk around Hong Kong
    I want them to spill the secret behind that one
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:17
    Re: #12
    They had no budget, so they went with cheap, hassle-free location shooting — just a one-night trip to Hong Kong to film it
    They literally just rolled camera in the streets, so the passersby are real bystanders who had no clue what was going on
    134AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:10
    Re: #12
    They went deep into the backstory on that 2-hour TM special on BS-TBS yesterday.
    Go watch it on TVer.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:49
    They've got plenty of other hits, but somehow they're turning into a Get Wild one-hit wonder lol
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:18
    Re: #15
    Same deal as Misato Watanabe being pegged as a one-hit wonder for My Revolution
    Doesn't really mean anything
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:40
    Re: #15
    That's not true at all. The City Hunter tie-in carries a lot of weight
    They've also got a Gundam ending theme to their name
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:41
    Re: #15
    There's also a theory that BEYOND THE TIME makes them a two-hit wonder
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:51
    Wait, didn't they change their name from TMNETWORK to TMN at some point?
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:54
    Re: #19
    They switched back to TM NETWORK when they reunited, but this year, for whatever reason, they renamed themselves "TMNETWORK" with no space
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:54
    Following up Get Wild with KISS YOU as the next single cut was a bad move

    If they'd gone with Be Together instead, TM would've earned even more respect
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:40
    Re: #24
    Honestly their single picks were just bad across the board
    If they'd released something like Time Passed Me By as a single, it probably would've been a hit
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:56
    Their support members made it big too, huh
    B'z's Tak Matsumoto
    access's Daisuke Asakura
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:14
    Re: #33
    Matsumoto's break actually started as a support member for Mari Hamada
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:15
    Re: #33
    Daisuke Asakura, of all people — and he used to just be a YAMAHA synth operator
    104AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:45
    Re: #33
    I heard access wrote a song called Decade&XXX to celebrate TM's 10th anniversary
    Really liked that one
    They've reunited and are still active now
    Shame they went on hiatus to go solo right when they were popular
    B'z, though — say what you will, but it's impressive how they've stayed on top this whole time
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:58
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:05
    Re: #36
    That's from their "Japanese Duran Duran" era
    That style suited them, but the rebrand into TMN didn't quite land
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:11
    Re: #36
    That mystery Chinese guy is getting cropped out right on schedule lol
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:00
    As far as albums go, humansystem
    has to be a top-3 pick in Japanese music history
    Still hasn't lost its shine after almost 40 years
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:31
    Re: #41

    Why is the volume on that so low?
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:43
    Re: #41
    Vocals: Utsunomiya
    Keys: Komuro
    Guitar: Matsumoto
    Bass: Koki
    Drums: Seijun
    What a lineup
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:03
    People this makes me think of, from "Christopher High School"
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:05
    Re: #46
    Kendai Takasaki, right?
    Be Together
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    Re: #46
    The old lady stuffed in the fridge is straight-up horror
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    For some reason they had a radio show in Nagoya back then
    What even was that about
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:17
    Re: #55
    It was "SF Rock Station"
    Reception was bad in Tokyo but I taped it every week anyway
    106AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:46
    Re: #55
    Hamburger steak & crab cream croquette
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:25
    I loved the song from "Bokutachi no Nanokakan Sensou" (Our Seven-Day War)
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:26
    Re: #79
    That'd be "Girlfriend"
    110AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:49
    Re: #79-80
    Isn't it "Seven Days War" lol
    124AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:58
    Jealous that they can live off Get Wild alone
    Guess it's all thanks to City Hunter
    127AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:02
    Re: #124
    Not just that
    The karaoke royalties from BE TOGETHER and BEYOND THE TIME add up quite a bit too
    128AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:03
    Re: #124
    If we're talking City Hunter, it should be "Still Love Her"
    Makes you wonder which one pulls in more, that or Gundam's "Beyond the Time"
    Apparently they re-recorded it last year for GQuuuuuuX
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:02
    LUCKY! Tenshi Miyako e Iku Yuuwaku ("LUCKY! The Temptation to Go to Angel City")
    137AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:11
    Re: #125
    "Kimochi Ii Koi Shitai!" ("I Want a Feel-Good Romance!")

    Background and Key Points

    TM NETWORK isn’t a random synth-pop act — they’re one of the founding acts of Komuro Tetsuya’s production empire, and the connection matters for context: this is the same Komuro who would go on to define 1990s J-POP through TK-produced acts (globe, Namie Amuro, trf) before his career later collapsed in scandal. TM NETWORK (Utsunomiya on vocals, Kine on guitar, Komuro on keys) debuted in 1984 as a pioneer of computer/synth-driven pop, well before that sound was mainstream in Japan. “Get Wild,” their most famous song, is inseparable from “City Hunter” — it closed out the anime for years and has enjoyed an unusually long shelf life through repeated re-releases and remixes tied to City Hunter films, which is why it eclipses the rest of their catalog in casual recognition despite the band having a much deeper body of work.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about whether Get Wild is good — nobody argues that — it’s about how unfair the “one-hit wonder” framing is. Posters split between defending specific deep cuts (Self Control, DIVE INTO YOUR BODY, Time Passed Me By), and citing the band’s other real chart/cultural footprint: a Gundam ending theme (Beyond the Time) and steady karaoke royalties, as evidence the “one-hit” label undersells them. There’s also a side debate about whether singles strategy (choosing KISS YOU over Be Together as the Get Wild follow-up) actively hurt their reputation.

    What outsiders will likely miss: the “support member” system name-dropped almost in passing — Tak Matsumoto (B’z) and Daisuke Asakura (access) both did stints as TM NETWORK’s touring/session musicians before their own bands broke out — is a bigger deal than it sounds, since both went on to become two of the best-selling acts in Japanese music history. That pipeline, more than any single song, is arguably TM NETWORK’s real legacy.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Music] TM NETWORK Debuts on “SONGS,” Reveals the Secret Behind “Get Wild” in First Music-Show Appearance in 12 Years.”

  • Ryohei Nishino Announces ‘Notice of Intent to Sue’ Against Senior Comedian, Weighs Legal Action: ‘He Committed Violent Acts Against Me’

    On the night of the 25th, King Kong’s Ryohei Nishino posted a lengthy statement on his X account saying he was preparing a “notice of intent to sue” against Impulse’s Atsushi Tsutsumishita. On the thread, reactions focused less on whether the claims were true and more on “we can’t tell if this is a bit or if he’s serious,” sparking a mixed debate over Nishino’s comedic style and his recent popularity.

    Nikkan Sports [August 26, 2026, 3:43 PM]

    Ryohei Nishino Announces “Notice of Intent to Sue” Against Senior Comedian, Weighs Legal Action: “He Committed Violent Acts Against Me”

    Ryohei Nishino (46), of the comedy duo King Kong, updated his X account on the night of the 25th, writing at length that he is considering “legal action” against Atsushi Tsutsumishita (48) of Impulse.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:27
    Watching the Discovery Channel is more fun than watching Omiya Park's mascot Peace-kun on YouTube anyway.
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:29
    It's not comedy until somebody actually gets killed.
    Comedians have no common sense to begin with.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:30
    What is this?
    Is this even supposed to be comedy?
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:30
    So the senior comedian that Panther's Ogata was hinting he hated in that exposé really was Tsutsumishita after all.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:31
    Has Nishino gotten to the point where the only way he can make the general public laugh is by teaming up with Hitori Gekidan?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:31
    Isn't this actually about Hitori Gekidan, not Tsutsumishita?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:37
    Does anyone actually find this funny?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:37
    Is this for real?
    Or is it another one of his usual smug, backhanded-politeness bits?
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:51
    Re: #18
    Can't you tell just from reading it?
    It's obviously a bit and nothing else.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:39
    This long-winded-post routine always bombs, so he really should stop — just some advice from an amateur.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:01
    Re: #22
    Oh, can the amateur please pipe down?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:12
    Re: #22
    The article itself was so boring that this is the funniest thing in this whole thread, lol
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:48
    If you actually read it properly instead of just reacting on reflex, it's funny.
    Being able to dish it out AND take it — leave it to Nishino to be the only one who can pull that off.
    Comedy where nobody actually gets hurt.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:49
    Who'd have guessed Nishino would become yesterday's news before Nakata did.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:50
    Haven't read it, but isn't this the same kind of bit he does with Kajiwara and others too?

    I mean, he's been showing up as a pair on Tsutsumishita's completely unpopular YouTube channel a lot lately.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:52
    Guys who'd vanish the second the controversy dries up have to keep manufacturing buzz nonstop — rough life.
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:52
    "Get ready!! Higashino!!" (riffing on the famous shouted catchphrase originally aimed at comedian Kotaro Higashino)

    Wait, it's Tsutsumishita?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:53
    Reminds me of how badly he used to bomb back in his Haneru no Tobira days.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:53
    Doing stuff like this is exactly why he never becomes truly hated.
    Nishino's the one who's still got both feet planted firmly in the comedian world.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:04
    I already read it for you.
    It's boring and way too long to be worth your time, so don't bother.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:05
    Too long.
    He's supposed to be smart — summarize it in fewer words.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    Re: #51
    A watered-down Reiwa-era version of Dacho Club's "I'll sue you!" bit (a famous catchphrase from the comedy trio Dacho Club).
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:08
    That "guy from in front of Nishi Elementary School's north gate" is hilarious as always.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:09
    Comedians are all like this lately, lol
    Stop using X to air your personal complaints and gripes, lol
    Sort it out directly with the person involved.
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:14
    I think he should just zip his lips.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:15
    For this kind of bit, nothing beats the classic "A letter from ○○'s mom's lawyer" format — nobody else comes close.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:17
    I get it, this ends with Hitori Gekidan ripping Nishino's clothes to shreds and everything gets wrapped up nicely, right?
    Fine, just go with that then — tear Nishino to pieces already.
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:29
    Somebody should tell him this bombed.
    He'll just assume it's haters talking, so ideally one of his own fans should break it to him quietly.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:37
    Re: #76
    That fan would just get dogpiled and lynched by the rest of the fanbase.
    Best policy: don't look, don't touch, don't bring it up.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:30

    Background and Key Points

    King Kong is one of Japan’s best-known owarai (comedy) duos, and within Japan’s showbiz world seniority is strict: “senpai” comedians who debuted earlier are treated with public deference regardless of age, which is why Nishino (46) accusing Tsutsumishita (48) of Impulse of “violent acts” registers as unusually explosive — attacking a senior performer, especially in public, breaks an unwritten rule of the industry. A “notice of intent to sue” (訴訟予告) is normally a formal step before litigation, but Nishino announced his via a long personal post on X rather than through lawyers, which is the detail the thread fixated on.

    The actual split in the thread wasn’t over whether Tsutsumishita did anything — almost no one engaged with that claim as fact. It was over genre: is this a real grievance or one of Nishino’s trademark long, oddly polite/backhanded “bit” posts, the kind he’s done with other comedians (Kajiwara was named) and reportedly performs together with Tsutsumishita on the latter’s YouTube channel. Posters also floated that the real target/collaborator might be Hitori Gekidan rather than Tsutsumishita at all, and compared the routine to Dacho Club’s classic “I’ll sue you!” catchphrase — a decades-old fake-lawsuit gag format.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that “senior comedian did something terrible” call-outs have become their own subgenre lately (posters reference Panther’s Ogata’s earlier exposé), so audiences reflexively parse these posts as content/promotion rather than as news, which is exactly why almost nobody in the thread treated the assault claim as something to actually be concerned about.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Ryohei Nishino Announces “Notice of Intent to Sue” Against Senior Comedian, Weighs Legal Action: “He Committed Violent Acts Against Me”.”

  • Snow Man’s Abe Ryohei Passes Level 2 Financial Planner Exam — 5ch Users Rattle Off Celebrities’ Surprising Side Qualifications

    Snow Man’s Abe Ryohei revealed on a TV show that he passed the Level 2 Financial Planner exam. The news sparked a flurry of replies on 5ch listing celebrities’ surprising qualifications, from lyricist Kitayama Osamu’s medical license to comedian Savanna Yagi’s Level 1 Financial Planner certification and Tanaka Michiko’s first-class architect license.

    Wed, Aug 26, 11:00 AM

    Snow Man’s Abe Ryohei announced that he had passed the Level 2 Financial Planner exam during the August 14 broadcast of the two-hour special “Sore Snow Man ni Yarasete Kudasai” (lit. “Please Let Snow Man Do It,” TBS). As part of a segment where the losing team had to reveal fresh info likely to become internet news, Abe confessed, “There’s a qualification I’ve been studying for since last year… I passed the Level 2 Financial Planner exam.” His fellow members and co-stars erupted with cries of “Amazing!”, and Abe pumped his fist with a beaming smile.

    The Financial Planner certification requires expert knowledge of tax systems, various types of insurance, pension systems, and asset management in order to help map out a person’s financial life plan. Abe is also known for holding a range of other qualifications, including a weather forecaster license and the Level 1 World Heritage Study Certification.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:02
    Watching Koizumi Yu on YouTube beats watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park any day (Peace-kun: a livestreamed swan mascot at Omiya Park; Koizumi Yu: a popular military-affairs commentator).
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Lol, even comedian Savanna Yagi has an FP (Financial Planner) certification.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:08
    Re: #3
    Level 1 would be rare even for a regular person.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:42
    Re: #3
    So what do you have, then?
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:47
    Re: #3
    Level 1 and Level 2 are completely different.
    Well, even if you have one, it's not that big a deal.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Lyricist Kitayama Osamu — medical license
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Savanna Yagi — Level 1 Certified Skilled Financial Planner
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:05
    Tanaka Michiko's first-class architect license, maybe.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Re: #7
    The rough part is that just puts him on par with Ikechan.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:06
    Kageyama Yuka being a Mensa member is the most impressive one.
    108AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:55
    Re: #10
    But she's only a high school grad.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:06
    Kotake Seigikan has some kind of qualification too, right?
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:30
    Re: #11
    Not famous enough (to make the list).
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    Lawyer qualifications haven't meant much since law schools were introduced.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    Re: #14
    The bar exam pass rate for law school grads is actually low.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:31
    Re: #14
    So what are your credentials, then? ( ´,_ゝ`)
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:08
    Isn't GRe4N BOYZ (formerly GReeeeN) — where every member is a licensed dentist — the strongest example?
    114AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:59
    Re: #15
    Wait, GReeeeN goes by that name now?
    That's the part that surprised me most, lol
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:09
    What about Nishikawa, the doctor from Heipo's apology letter (referencing a doctor named in a past public apology by TV personality Heipo)?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:09
    These days there's a ton of comedians who are doctors, lawyers, CPAs, first-class architects — it's almost a joke at this point.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:10
    Morishita Chisato also had some kind of financial planner certification, I think.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:42
    Re: #22
    Politicians have plenty of doctors, lawyers, and accountants too.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:10
    Re: #19
    There's been news about a glut of lawyers who can't make ends meet, lol
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:11
    There's also Inagawa Junji.
    And I feel like Takada Junji had something too.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    Re: #26
    Takada Junji used to work selling jewelry,
    so it's probably something related to gem appraisal.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:12
    If Inaba had become a teacher, most of the female students probably would've had heart-eyes for him.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:41
    Re: #29
    Should we go consult Matsumoto about it?
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:14
    Apparently with Eiken Level 1 (Japan's top-tier English proficiency test), even native speakers see some of the vocab and go, 'wait, is that even a word?'
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:45
    Re: #33
    The Canadian couple (native English speakers) I did a homestay with looked at the Level 1 test questions and said, 'There's no way we'd get a perfect score!'
    Anyone who passes that is impressive, I think.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:14
    What about Kotake Seigikan?
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:15
    I heard Yamazaki Kunimasa has some impressive qualification.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:32
    Re: #37
    Wasn't it the Class II Information Processing Engineer exam? Not totally sure though.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:15
    So if the principal at his student-teaching placement hadn't messed up, Inaba would've become a teacher and B'z never would've existed?

    Life is wild.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:17
    Re: #38
    B'z would still exist
    just with a different vocalist.
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:26
    Anyone here a doctor?
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:28
    Re: #67
    'Chuken Tate-Hachi-kou' (wordplay on 'Chuken Hachiko,' the famous loyal-dog statue)
    117AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:59

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Financial Planner system is a tiered national exam (FP技能士), not a single test. Level 3 is entry-level, Level 2 typically requires either clearing Level 3 first or two years of related work experience, and Level 1 is the advanced tier that only a small fraction of applicants ever attempt. The certification covers tax law, insurance, pensions, and asset-management planning, and it exists alongside a separate but overlapping AFP/CFP track run by a different body. None of this is obscure to Japanese viewers because “qualification-collecting” (資格) is a recognizable subgenre of celebrity self-promotion on variety shows — TV personalities routinely reveal licenses in medicine, architecture, or finance as a way to seem diligent and multitalented, and Abe’s own resume (weather forecaster, World Heritage Study Level 1) fits that established pattern rather than being a one-off surprise.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t about Abe at all — it was about how much a Level 2 FP credential is worth. Posters citing Savanna Yagi’s Level 1 certification argued that only Level 1 is genuinely rare, while others flatly said Level 2, though respectable, “isn’t that big a deal.” A parallel argument broke out over whether elite licenses in general (lawyer, doctor) still signal much, given posts about Japan’s post-law-school glut of underemployed attorneys.

    What outsiders likely miss is the scale gap the thread itself never spelled out in numbers: Level 2 FP has a pass rate commonly in the 40–50% range, whereas Level 1’s written exam sits far lower — so “Level 2” reads as competent hobbyist knowledge, not a rare feat, despite the celebratory studio reaction.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “Ranking of ‘Celebrities with Amazing Qualifications’ — Who’s the ‘Absurdly Impressive Person’ Who Topped Even B’z’s Inaba Koshi?“.

  • Actor “Shin Serina” and Tokuryu Gang Leader Arrested for Drug Possession at Hotel

    In a hotel room in Toshima Ward, Tokyo, actress Seika Abe (27), who had been working under the stage name “Shin Serina,” and Shota Sugawara (32), a senior member of a Kobe Yamaguchi-gumi-affiliated crime syndicate, were arrested on suspicion of possessing cocaine. On 5ch forums, users were stunned to learn that Abe was a former competitive swimmer with experience at the Junior Olympics, and that she had gone through a string of stage-name changes — “Serina Asahi,” then “Serina Tsutsumi” — since debuting in adult videos.

    Tue, Aug 25, 7:17 PM

    A man described as the top figure in a “tokuryu” (a loosely organized, ad-hoc crime network, as opposed to a traditional yakuza syndicate) and a woman working as an actress were arrested for possessing cocaine in a hotel room in Toshima Ward, Tokyo.

    Arrested on suspicion of violating the Narcotics Control Act were Shota Sugawara (32), a senior member of a Kobe Yamaguchi-gumi-affiliated crime syndicate, and Seika Abe (27), who works as an actress under the name “Shin Serina.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:52
    Who was the "old Serina"?
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:53
    Re: #5
    After that she went freelance, switched agencies a couple times, changed her name to Serina Asahi and then Serina Tsutsumi, and now she's working under the name Shin Serina.
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:52
    Ending up busted for drugs, of all things…
    Turns out this "tokuryu" crowd isn't that impressive after all.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:55
    Re: #6
    Once a guy gets money and power, all he really does is drink, eat, and chase women.
    Maybe torture-murder as a hobby too (like Epstein).
    Though they say the real top guys don't touch drugs.
    This one's using, so he's probably just small fry.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:53
    Yakuza lol Drugs lol AV actress lol
    Textbook combo right there lol
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:54
    ACTOR LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:55
    Re: #9
    I thought "Shin Serina" meant that guy.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:06
    Re: #13
    Kind of like the Kasei Taishu thing (a famous case of two people fighting over rights to the same stage name).
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:55
    Wow. So we've reached the era where AV actresses get called "actors" in the news. Using the same word for the underground job and the mainstream one — we've really hit rock bottom.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:58
    Re: #16
    Maybe she doesn't want the "mainstream" label.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:57
    The set isn't complete until she makes her comeback as "Real Serina."
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:58
    Re: #21
    It'd have to be written in katakana as "SHIN Serina" for that (like the "Shin" in Shin Godzilla).
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:57
    Guess it's the era where AV actresses call themselves "actors" now…
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:59
    Meanwhile in Brazil they practically hand out little baggies of coke for free on the beach.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 17:59
    Wait, the Yamaguchi-gumi was behind this "tokuryu" thing?
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:00
    This is making me reconsider my porn-watching hobby a bit.
    Gonna lay off it for a while.
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:00
    This year's buzzword of the year: "Tokuryu" or "Riku-Ryu"? (wordplay — "tokuryu," the term for loosely organized crime groups, sounds like "Riku-Ryu," the nickname for figure skating pair Miura/Kihara)
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:03
    Arina Hashimoto rebranding herself as "Shin Arina" is such a headache (another AV actress who did the same name-change trend).
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:05
    Re: #51
    Seriously, that's exactly what I thought too.
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:04
    Yakuza, AV, "jab" (probably meant "shabu," slang for meth), tokuryu —
    there's no escaping this lineup at this point, so maybe it's for the best she got caught?
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    Re: #56
    lol a boxer snuck into that list somehow
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:06
    Nobody even knows this super-obscure AV actress anyway.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:06
    Once you start falling, it happens fast.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    Wasn't she some kind of elite swimming prospect before going into AV?
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    She worked so hard to become an actress, and now her parents are probably in tears.
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    Isn't the usual term for this "sexy actress" or something?
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:07
    Oh, it's not about Riku-Ryu? Boring.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:11
    Re: #78
    Reality is setting in
    139AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:25
    Around the same time, another swimmer debuted in AV too, but that one was the real deal — she was even shown training alongside Rikako Ikee in an NHK documentary.
    143AnonymousAug 26, 2026 18:26
    Re: #139
    This one's the real deal too.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s National Police Agency began using the term “tokuryu” (匿流, short for “anonymous and fluid criminal groups”) around 2023 to describe crime networks that recruit members ad hoc through social media and encrypted apps for one-off jobs — scams, robberies, drug deals — rather than through the lifelong hierarchical membership of a traditional yakuza syndicate like the Yamaguchi-gumi. The two categories are officially treated as distinct, which is what makes this case odd: Sugawara is described both as a senior figure in a Kobe Yamaguchi-gumi-linked syndicate and as a “tokuryu” leader, blurring a line police and media have worked hard to draw. No poster in the thread engages with that overlap; they treat “yakuza” and “tokuryu” as interchangeable punchlines, when the more interesting story is that old-guard organized crime appears to be operating through these looser, harder-to-prosecute networks.

    The thread’s actual disagreement is narrower than it looks: most posts pile onto the word “actor” being used for an AV performer, and separately mock Sugawara as evidence that “tokuryu” bosses are less formidable than the label implies (one commenter arguing real bosses avoid drugs, so a user is by definition low-ranking). Abe’s repeated stage-name changes are presented as scandalous, but this is standard practice in Japan’s AV industry when performers switch agencies, since names are often owned by the agency rather than the performer, and the 2022 Act on Protection of Adult Video Performers now formally regulates this contractual churn — context the thread never raises.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “Actor Shin Serina and Tokuryu Leader Suspected of Drug Possession — Used Cocaine Bag Found on Hotel Bed.”