Category: Entertainment

  • 57-Year-Old Mikihisa Azuma Spotted on BS Horse Racing Broadcast — 5ch: ‘This Is the Ideal Way to Age’

    Actor Mikihisa Azuma (57) appeared in YouTube footage from “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast,” and after Yahoo! News reported on his appearance, reactions spread across 5ch, with comments like “this is close to the ideal way to age” and “he looks better now than he used to.” The thread’s discussion went beyond Azuma himself, expanding into comparisons with other celebrities such as Hiromi Go, Shinichi Mori, and Masaharu Fukuyama, whose looks “fight aging through cosmetic surgery.” There was also a flurry of comments about his acting in the drama “Okane ga Nai” (“I Have No Money”), which happens to be streaming on TVer right now. Meanwhile, some took a cooler view, asking “why does appearing on a horse racing broadcast even count as news?”

    “Azuma Mikihisa’s way of aging is about as close to ideal as it gets” — 57-year-old Mikihisa Azuma’s BS appearance sparks reactions: “He looks better now than before!” “He’s really changed a lot.”

    Actor Mikihisa Azuma (57) is drawing attention for his appearance.

    He appeared on the YouTube channel for “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast,” a Japan Racing Association broadcast program.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Hard to believe he used to be a hardcore chiimā (90s delinquent gang-kid type) — he comes across as such a nice guy now.
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Needs to put on a bit more weight
    Should end up like Umemiya or Yamashiro.
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    I'm pretty sure he used to be a model, in the same crowd as Abe-chan and Osawa, if I remember right.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Just finished watching 'Okane ga Nai' on TVer
    That little shuffling walk of his really conveys what kind of personality the character has — pretty well done.
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    No way that's true
    This guy hasn't landed a single winning pick
    Pulling scam-like stunts at his age.
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    Same with Hiromi Go — Botox, or was it botulinum toxin, or hyaluronic acid, whatever that face-injection stuff is called. A little bit of that.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    You spot him here and there so his name just doesn't come up as much, but isn't Yuji Oda aging way better?
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    He's not looking haggard, so I'd say it's fine.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    That creepy look Hiromi Go has from fighting aging with cosmetic surgery like crazy.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:24
    Re: #18
    Same with Shinichi Mori — the skin ends up looking eerie.
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #18
    Hiromi Go is creepy.
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:32
    Re: #18
    Masaharu Fukuyama is creepy too.
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:22
    Onita, Hamata, and Azuma Mikihisa all seem to be getting the same kind of cosmetic work done — getting jabbed with injections over and over.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:22
    His Ichiro Osawa in 'Okane ga Nai' was great.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Like 'Okanai' (short for Okane ga Nai) or 'Yamanade' (short for Yamato Nadeshiko)
    Azuma Mikihisa is great at playing a slightly dim, handsome leading-man type — that rich-boy (bonbon) role suited him perfectly.
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Well, still better than ending up a balding old man like Nakai.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Wasn't there an actor or talent with this kind of face back in the Showa era?
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:24
    Stop writing these lazy 'kotatsu articles' that just scrape together online reactions.
    31AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:25
    Re: #1
    I'm watching 'Okane ga Nai' right now so the decline looks pretty stark
    He's actually one year younger than Yuji Oda.
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:25
    Azuma Mikihisa does the horse racing broadcast every single week — why does this suddenly count as news?
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:29
    Re: #33
    'Okane ga Nai' was airing on TVer, so Yahoo! News probably just jumped on the bandwagon.
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:26
    When you're balding like us, you end up looking older than your actual age, no doubt about it.
    38AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:27
    I'm watching it since 'Okane ga Nai' happens to be streaming on TVer right now, but he looked better back in the day.
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:27
    I love how irresponsible he is on 'Sakura, Ore ni Kike' ('Sakura, Ask Me'), casually dropping long-shot picks.
    42AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:28
    His eyes look off, don't they
    He didn't used to look like this.
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #42
    He's getting his facial skin pulled to hide the sagging wrinkles
    And that unnaturally thick hair means he's getting hair transplants/extensions too

    Also, I don't get why, but why is it
    that so many middle-aged male celebrities
    get that creepy double-eyelid surgery like Miyane
    once they hit a certain age

    Not a single person
    thinks that looks cool.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:28
    I'm watching 'Okane ga Nai' and honestly he's a better actor than today's cast
    He even changed the way he walks for the role
    Osawa the man is the best.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:29
    I like Mikihisa because you can tell he genuinely loves horse racing
    He's a long-shot bettor (ana-tō, someone who favors underdog picks), but when he hits it's big, so his win-bet return rate is probably good too.
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #48
    Yeah, it really does come through once in a while.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:30
    I wonder if shows like 'Wonderful' just can't be made anymore these days. Not that long ago there was something like 'All Night Fujiko,' though.
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:32
    Re: #49
    Both TBS and Azuma screwed up badly, so it can never happen again.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:33
    Come to think of it, wasn't he the host of 'Wonderful'?
    I wonder what that announcer guy who was in the group-sex scandal is doing now lol
    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:36
    Re: #62
    Right, there was that orgy scandal tied to 'Wonderful'
    And separately from that, there was even a death

    TBS has always had bad rumors swirling around it
    Fuji TV is downright tame by comparison
    There's a lot TBS just can't report on.
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:38
    Re: #62
    I heard that announcer is still at TBS, working on the production side now.
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:34
    Azuma Mikihisa has this cool-guy image, but he's actually a funny character once people start teasing him — way funnier than Maezono. It's a mystery why he disappeared from TV.
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:35
    Re: #65
    Isn't it because of the 'Wonderful' scandal?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Mikihisa Azuma is an actor who was active in TV dramas during the 1990s, and in recent years has also become known as a horse racing enthusiast through his appearances on “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast.” This article is a textbook example of a so-called “kotatsu article” — one written simply by gathering reactions from social media — and even within the thread itself, comment #27 took a cool, skeptical view of that very approach. Notably, the discussion centered less on Azuma himself than on comparisons with other celebrities like Hiromi Go, Shinichi Mori, and Masaharu Fukuyama, whose looks “fight aging through cosmetic surgery,” with comments praising the “naturalness” of his aging set against others expressing discomfort with excessive cosmetic procedures. It also appears that the renewed buzz was driven in part by the fact that his drama “Okane ga Nai” (“I Have No Money”) was being re-streamed on TVer at the time.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Entertainment] “Azuma Mikihisa’s way of aging is about as close to ideal as it gets” — 57-year-old Mikihisa Azuma’s BS appearance sparks reactions: “He looks better now than before!”.”

  • AI-Generated Song ‘INMU KING’ Rockets to No. 2 on the Oricon Chart

    An AI-generated song built around internet memes, ‘INMU KING,’ racked up 3.866 million music-video views on Oricon’s “Weekly YouTube Chart” (tallying September 25 to October 1), jumping from No. 7 the week before to No. 2. The unusual sight of it charting alongside hits from established acts like M!LK’s “Jikū Koete Universe” and ILLIT’s “It’s Me” drew a flurry of reactions on 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board. Discussion kept circling back to the real-life figures behind the song’s memes, how it compares to Ado (the masked Japanese singer), and the fact that it reportedly isn’t monetized.

    ‘INMU KING’ Hits No. 2 on the Oricon Chart — Just How Far Will the Generative-AI Entertainment Craze Go?

    M!LK, ILLIT… An Unprecedented Upset Among Popular Artists

    An internet-born song made with generative AI has muscled its way into the upper tier of an established music chart. On the “Weekly YouTube Chart” (tallying September 25 to October 1) announced via Oricon News’ official X (formerly Twitter) account on October 7, YAJU-MC’s track “INMU KING” logged 3.866 million music-video views and landed at No. 2 — up five spots from No. 7 the previous week, a new personal best in its third week on the chart. With chart neighbors including smash hits like M!LK’s “Jikū Koete Universe” and ILLIT’s “It’s Me,” it’s an unusual turn of events for an AI-generated song built on internet memes to break into the upper rankings.

    Source: zakzak.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:31
    Impressive work there, Sugi (a nonsense catchphrase from the song)
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:08
    Re: #2
    Yeah, that line really packed a punch.
    At this rate, the day 'TADOKORO BOMBER FIRE' charts too can't be far off.
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:31
    Sounds like China's more scared of this than it is of Takaichi (Japan's PM).
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Re: #3
    Wonder if they'll even get Pooh-san dancing in it.
    That'd be hilarious for sure. ("Pooh-san" = the online nickname for Xi Jinping, after his banned resemblance to Winnie the Pooh)
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:45
    Re: #3
    Well, they've basically declared it a banned cult over there and keep censoring it nonstop lol
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Ever since it moved over to YouTube, the idiots have multiplied (lol)
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:36
    That mysterious made-up phrase 'Impressive work there, Sugi' feels oddly satisfying to say
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:37
    What's actually different between this and Ado?
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:50
    Re: #15
    Exactly the same as Ado.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:37
    Still, it's pretty wild. Some obscure internet content I watched back in my school days — and now, as a guy in his late 30s/40s — it's survived as a genuinely popular internet meme. Almost none of the internet content from back then is still around.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:38
    The 'Kawada Shōga' bit is hilarious as hell (a running gag/character from the song)
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:39
    Never heard of 'Ebisu Gakuen Danshibu,' though — if anything, who even are they?
    88AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:12
    Re: #19
    Line it up next to that stuff and even that name starts sounding kind of dirty.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:40
    Funny how Tadano, the guy this all originally came from, is never going to live it down.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:47
    Re: #20
    Tadano's not exactly a household name anymore, though.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    What's even supposed to be funny about this?
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #22
    Can't help it, he's stuck in an echo chamber (エコチャン = net slang for someone trapped in an online echo chamber).
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    Stuff like YAJU&U too — the lyrics are terrible, but it's genuinely good as a song.
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:43
    No, the song itself is legitimately good.
    The vocals are passionate too.
    There are a bunch of different arrangements, but my favorite is the city-pop one.
    The lyrics are just the absolute worst, but the music's good enough that I keep listening anyway.
    I don't know the parody versions that well besides the Tadokoro Kōji one, so I haven't properly checked out the rest.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:44
    Am I the only one who misread that as King Gnu?
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #27
    Apparently it's a side project of theirs.
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:48
    Re: #6
    That video relies on Chinese-made AI, so censorship rules mean they can't actually depict Xi Jinping ("Kinpei").
    That's why even inside INMU KING they sub in a Winnie-the-Pooh plush toy instead.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #36
    Huh, so it's made with Chinese AI.
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:01
    Who actually gets the royalties from this?
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:03
    Re: #63
    Apparently monetizing it would open them up to lawsuits, so they're not monetizing it.
    69AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:04
    I don't get what's supposed to be good about this.
    What is it that's hitting home for kids here?
    86AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:11
    Re: #69
    Flip side — do you even get what's good about the other top-5 acts, Ebisu Gakuen Danshibu, M!LK, and ILLIT?
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:07
    So the models in the video don't get a single yen out of this?
    79AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:09
    Re: #73
    Nobody gets a single yen from this to begin with.
    Though I guess everyone whose likeness appears in the footage does technically have the right to sue.

    Background and Key Issues

    Oricon’s “Weekly YouTube Chart” is tallied purely on music-video view counts, which made this a rare case of label-signed artists and an individual’s generative-AI content competing on the very same leaderboard. Opinions in the thread split between those praising the song and video on their own merits, and those raising concerns over the fact that it reportedly isn’t monetized and the possibility that real people’s likenesses appear in the video without permission. AI-generated videos often leave rights clearance and performer consent murky, so the more views one racks up, the more legal and ethical questions tend to surface. Note that replies mocking or expressing concern about the real people shown in the video, as well as posts that veered into loosely related political topics, have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread ‘[Music] The Ripple Effect of ‘INMU KING’ Hitting No. 2 on the Oricon Chart.’

  • Shioi Kento’s “I Didn’t See Him” Comment Sparks Debate — Deep Regret Over Missed Pass to Nakamura

    Japan national team forward Kento Shioi came on as a substitute in the October 5 match against New Zealand, won the ball back in his own half, and carried it forward alone — attempting to force his way through three defenders before losing the ball. Asked about the play afterward, Shioi explained that it wasn’t that he “chose not to pass,” but that he simply “didn’t see” teammate Keito Nakamura, who was wide open, and expressed deep regret. On 5ch’s live-commentary threads, opinions split over whether to take that explanation at face value. Some argued it was simply a case of limited vision due to inexperience, while others suspected he actually saw Nakamura but chose not to pass — and the discussion expanded into debates about Shioi’s career history and future potential.

    Japan national team forward Kento Shioi has revealed the truth behind the “viral moment” that split fan opinion.

    On October 5, Japan faced New Zealand in the final match of a September–October series featuring four international friendlies. Japan won 2–1, claiming the Kirin Cup for the first time in 15 years.

    Shioi came on as a substitute in the 78th minute, playing at center forward, and it was a single moment in the 85th minute that had the whole stadium buzzing. After collecting a loose ball in his own half, Shioi beat midfielder Alex Rufer with a slick double touch. He then drove forward alone into the opposition half, and even after being surrounded by three defenders — including Rufer — he forced his way to the right. In the end, though, his dribble was stopped just short of the penalty area.

    Source: times.abema.tv / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:47
    That's even worse lol
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:49
    Sounds like he wouldn't even get picked for Nadeshiko Japan (the women's national team) at this rate
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:50
    Guys like Mitoma or Junya Ito can actually blow past 2-3 defenders.

    Drawing in three defenders is fine, but the fact he couldn't accelerate at all and got caught so easily was kind of funny.
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:50
    And if he'd held back and passed instead, and the guy missed the chance, people would just say "you should've gone yourself."
    There are plenty of people who'll complain no matter what you do.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:51
    Re: #6
    He did go for it himself and failed lmao
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:00
    Re: #6
    That's just how pro sports, entertainment, and spectacle work.
    What do you even think football is?
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:51
    Rather than giving him a few minutes in a friendly, wouldn't it have been better to play him a full match or long minutes at the Asian Games?
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:53
    He doesn't need to reflect on it at all.

    Don't play it safe and shrink yourself!!
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:54
    The player named Ozeki who played for the Asian squad looked like he was on a completely different level from everyone else.
    He seems like he'd do even better surrounded by senior national team players.
    Plus he's good-looking too.
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:56
    He doesn't have the ability to finish it off by himself in the first place.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:57
    No idea why, but Moriyasu keeps calling him up — once Oiwa takes over I doubt he'll ever get called again, so whatever.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:02
    Re: #16
    Still, Moriyasu genuinely has a knack for picking out young talent, so this guy might still break out.
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:12
    Re: #16
    Nah, unfortunately he'll probably keep getting called up.
    Ueda is the only decent forward Japan has right now, so Moriyasu is deliberately calling him up to plant seeds for the future, for "Oiwa Japan" down the road.
    The national team runs as a collective organization of coaches and staff, so player selection probably won't change drastically just because the manager does.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:01
    Re: #1
    A striker with a "me! me!" attitude is just about right.
    Guys who just shuffle the ball around with passes won't cut it on the world stage.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:01
    Not seeing that is genuinely bad.
    Actually, I don't think players like Goto need to be called up either.
    At minimum they should be at a starting level abroad.
    Right now they're just getting called up for being overseas, period.
    63AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:18
    Re: #21
    Goto was a regular starter for a team that finished third in Belgium, and he was producing results too.
    Freiburg are near the top of the Bundesliga this season, and with Matanović in the mix, it's not even clear Ueda would start there either — that's the level they're playing at.

    Shioi, though, has never managed to stay a regular starter throughout his career — not in Japan, not in the Netherlands, not in the Bundesliga 1st or 2nd division.
    So I think he's just fundamentally lacking in experience.
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:02
    His name had gotten famous so I watched expecting something, but…he was unbelievably bad lol
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:02
    He's the selfish type who only thinks about scoring himself.
    Never call him up again.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:02
    If he could've easily squared a simple pass, I already question his football IQ at that point.
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:03
    Is there even a chance he didn't see that? lol
    It was a 100-0 situation where he had to pass, so isn't he just pretending he didn't see it?
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:08
    Re: #26
    It can happen that you look right at something and still don't register it.
    Low-level referees do that all the time, and it leads to bad calls.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:03
    Well that's still bad lol. Even elementary schoolers glance around before receiving the ball or taking someone on.
    Not checking your surroundings means you don't even know where the opponents are, let alone your teammates lol
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:04
    Not being able to see the bigger picture is even worse.
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:07
    A forward who opts to pass isn't a threat.
    One who's always looking to score himself is the scarier one.
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:09
    Re: #36
    Shioi has no technique and is just bad, so passing to Nakamura was his only real option…
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:11
    He won the ball himself and carried it all that way — passing to Nakamura was the correct choice, sure.

    But Shioi wasn't wrong either.
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:13
    Re: #45
    Shioi himself admitted he made a mistake though lol
    At least his excuses are top-notch.
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:12
    It's not that he couldn't see him, he just didn't try to look.
    The reason he deliberately tried to break through the tighter right side was because he didn't want to look left — because Nakamura was waiting there wide open.
    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:23
    Re: #48
    Probably something like that.
    Shioi isn't all that fast by overseas standards, so it might genuinely be tough for him.
    56AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:15
    Re: #47
    Do you not have a brain?
    If you think Shioi is next in line after Ueda, don't even talk about football anymore.
    There were plenty of players better than Shioi on the Asian select squad too.
    83AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:30
    Re: #56
    Shioi scored a hat-trick against Italy's U21 side — two years older than him — at the Maurice Revello Tournament with the Japan U19s, and he transferred to Wolfsburg at age 20 for 1.7 billion yen. He's a genuine prospect.
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:16
    If Nakamura had been ahead of him, fair enough, but not looking back for a guy making a run from behind and just going straight for goal isn't a bad attitude to have.

    On a counter-attack, frantically looking around in front of goal to find a pass is the worse option.
    86AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:31
    Just like he kept using Zion, maybe master tactician Moriyasu can already picture Shioi leading Japan to the dream stage someday.
    89AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:32
    Re: #86
    Maybe we don't need Zion either
    that guy concedes a lot of shots lol
    90AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:33
    Is it even possible not to see that?
    96AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:36
    Re: #90
    There's no way a player good enough to go pro wouldn't see a guy running alongside him like that — he's just making excuses and saying whatever.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Kento Shioi is a young forward who transferred to Wolfsburg at age 20, and he built a strong reputation during his U19 national team days, including a hat-trick at a tournament. On the other hand, he has rarely stayed a regular starter at his clubs, and some see his decision-making in situations where he creates a numbers advantage as still a work in progress. What split the thread was whether to take his own explanation — that he “didn’t see” Nakamura — at face value as a case of limited vision due to inexperience, or to view it skeptically as an excuse covering for a deliberate choice. In football, it’s hard to tell from the outside whether a player’s situation is “he registered it visually but couldn’t process it in time” versus “he physically didn’t see it,” and the player’s own account alone doesn’t settle the matter. The thread also brought up concrete details about his career — his record at his clubs, his transfer fee — making this more than just an emotional argument, but one grounded in his track record.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Kento Shioi’s forced breakthrough splits opinion — it wasn’t that he “didn’t pass,” but that he “didn’t see” — overlooking Keito Nakamura, he deeply reflects, saying “all I was thinking about was taking him on”.”

  • Kenso Soai Wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry — Even NHK’s Pundits Call It ‘Unexpected,’ While His Handwritten Notes Steal the Show

    Tokyo University of Science Professor Emeritus Kenso Soai has been awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Chemistry jointly with Paris-Saclay University Professor Emeritus Henri Kagan. The prize cites “the discovery of nonlinear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis.” This marks the third consecutive year a Japanese national has won a Nobel Prize, and the 10th Japanese Chemistry laureate, following last year’s Susumu Kitagawa. NHK’s “News 7” led with the story, but even pundits said they “hadn’t expected this for the Chemistry Prize,” since Soai’s name was missing from the pre-announcement prediction lists — sparking surprise across 5ch. Meanwhile, the cute handwriting on what looked like a hastily scrawled note at the announcement became its own hot topic, with the thread spiraling into side discussions on the feasibility of fusion power and the annual running joke about Haruki Murakami’s Literature Prize snub.

    10/7 (Wed) 19:36

    Tokyo University of Science Professor Emeritus Kenso Soai has been named a winner of this year’s Nobel Prize in Chemistry. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences made the announcement on the 7th. The prize was awarded “for the discovery of nonlinear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis,” shared with Paris-Saclay University Professor Emeritus Henri Kagan. This is Japan’s third straight year producing a Nobel laureate, the 31st Japanese individual recipient overall, and the 10th in Chemistry, following last year’s Susumu Kitagawa.

    The good news broke just after 6:50 p.m. Japan time on the 7th. NHK’s “NHK News 7” ran it as the top story.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:30
    23 hours until Haruki gets passed over again — the countdown begins
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:31
    Was watching the Miraikan (National Museum of Emerging Science) livestream on Niconico, but apparently he was a total dark horse
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:31
    Nobel Prize in Literature
    I wonder if the Harukists are gathering again this year, hoping Haruki finally wins ("Harukist" = devoted fan of author Haruki Murakami)
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:35
    Re: #12
    Are there actually any Harukists who genuinely believe Haruki's going to win?
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:35
    Seriously, NHK's predictions never come true.
    They had several names predicted for yesterday's Physics Prize so I was hopeful, but…
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:38
    Re: #20
    He wasn't even on Nikkei's rankings. And they were so proud of having built a "prediction machine," too.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:35
    Winning a Nobel Prize is pointless if it can't be commercialized (dead serious)
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:37
    Re: #21
    Is there even any cutting-edge science left that can actually be made practical anymore?

    Fusion power sure won't be commercialized within your lifetime either.
    News like this just feels hollow now…
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:43
    Re: #23
    Fusion's had breakthrough after breakthrough, it's gotten to a point where it seems fairly achievable
    but in the end it's a battle of capital, and that's where it loses
    Plus with the Nobel Prize too, there are people doing similar research all over the world — the winner's just whoever got there first
    If you can't actually roll it out into society and build the right environment for it, it means nothing
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:47
    Re: #31
    To make it practical you absolutely need
    input < output
    It's made plenty of headlines
    but if you actually scrutinize it, no real breakthrough has happened
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:50
    Re: #31
    With fusion, it's like room-temperature superconductivity — people have been saying it's coming since the Showa era (pre-1989), and it's just not happening
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:40
    "We didn't expect this for the Chemistry Prize" — wait, did people think it'd go to Biology instead?
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:41
    Apparently there are only 30 people in the entire country with this surname
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:42
    First real surprise since Koichi Tanaka, huh.
    Back then it was genuinely a "who?" moment — not just among the media outlets, but even at the company he worked for, people were saying "we don't even know if this is real" and had to go verify the facts.
    I think the press conference ended up being held the next day, if I remember right.
    33AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:45
    Re: #1
    > "the discovery of nonlinear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis"

    At times like this, asking an AI to explain it in plain terms really helps
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:48
    I wonder if the anchors on tonight's news shows will actually understand what the commentators are explaining
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:48
    Out of all the Nobel Prizes,

    the Economics one is the only category no Japanese person has ever won
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:50
    The biggest obstacle to making fusion power practical
    This is probably a wall that can't be cleared
    (This is from AI, but it's what I looked up before)

    – The biggest challenge in making fusion power practical is stably sustaining ultra-high-temperature plasma above 100 million degrees for long periods (steady-state operation), and developing reactor walls and materials durable enough to withstand it.

    – Enormous construction costs:
    Even at the experimental-reactor stage, projects like ITER (the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor) require trillions of yen in funding, making the economics of commercialization hard to see.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:52
    Laughed at how messy the handwriting was
    Guess there wasn't even time to print it out
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:55
    It's written in such heavy katakana-English that it's weirdly reassuring (katakana-English = Japanese phonetic spelling of English words)
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:55
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:58
    Re: #42
    This handwriting's cute enough they could sell it as a font
    70AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:32
    Re: #42
    My parent's a science elite too, and their handwriting is genuinely awful
    71AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:33
    Re: #42
    I was so distracted by the handwriting that not a word of the explanation sank in
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:56
    He'd always been floated as a candidate, but honestly my first reaction is just "wow, he actually won"
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:56
    So it's not one of those broad-but-shallow-coverage kind of achievements after all
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:58
    Well, the Nobel Prize usually goes to research from ages ago,
    so a lot of the time it's already been put into practical use

    like the blue LED
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:59
    Old media can't help but let their bitterness show through lol
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:02
    I think it's pretty ridiculous how everyone fawns over a prize named after some guy who invented dynamite, picked by a bunch of nobodies from a foreign country.
    People who gush over some foreign tire company's restaurant ratings, done by outsiders with no business judging food, are the same type. (Reference to Alfred Nobel and the Michelin Guide, published by the tire maker Michelin)
    61AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:19
    No news outlet has given an easy-to-understand explanation yet
    I can't even tell if my own understanding of it is right
    65AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:21
    Re: #61
    Exactly
    It's like explaining benzene-ring theory to someone from the 16th century — they'd never get it
    This is that kind of thing

    Background and Talking Points

    This marks the third consecutive year a Japanese national has won a Nobel Prize, the 31st individual Japanese laureate overall, and the 10th in Chemistry following last year’s Susumu Kitagawa. The thread’s recurring “didn’t see this coming” reactions stem from the annual tradition of outlets like NHK and Nikkei compiling prediction lists based on citation counts and similar metrics — Soai’s name simply wasn’t on them. The slow scheduling of the press conference echoed the same “can we even confirm it’s really him” confusion seen when Koichi Tanaka won. Opinions split between those praising the academic significance of the win (basic research into asymmetric organic synthesis) and a more cynical, practicality-focused camp arguing that “a Nobel Prize means nothing if it doesn’t lead to real-world commercialization” — a debate that branched out into side arguments over whether fusion power will ever become practical. Worth noting: the phrase “awarded jointly with Kagan” doesn’t mean the two collaborated — it refers to them being honored at the same time for separate work in a related field, a point that caused some confusion within the thread itself and is worth clarifying here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Kenso Soai Wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry — NHK Pundit: “Didn’t Expect It”; Hastily Scrawled Handwritten Note Goes Viral Online: “Hilarious”.”

  • Miki Fujimoto Reveals Her Morning Musume ‘Performance Royalties’ — ‘We Sang So Much, But It Was Basically Nothing’

    It was reported that on TV Tokyo’s “Sekai no Kyuyo Meisai” (World Payslips), Miki Fujimoto revealed that regarding the performance royalties she earned during her time in Morning Musume, “We sang a ton. Us too. But it was really… barely anything.” The revelation drew a flood of reactions on 5ch. The thread saw repeated explanations of the mechanics involved — that singing a song doesn’t earn an artist performance royalties at karaoke, since royalties only go to the lyricist and composer — with most comments focusing on how a group member’s share gets divided among everyone in the group, leaving each person with next to nothing. The discussion also expanded into comparing the vocal abilities of contemporaries like Ayaya Matsuura and Maki Goto, as well as the scale of CD sales back then.

    Miki Fujimoto Opens Up About “Performance Royalties”: “We Sang So Much, Us Too” — Former Morning Musume Member Also Went Solo

    TV Tokyo’s “Sekai no Kyuyo Meisai ~ How Does It Compare to Japan? ~” aired on the 4th, with Miki Fujimoto serving as MC.

    It’s a variety show that investigates cost of living and customs around the world by showing viewers other people’s payslips.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:23
    So how much was it, exactly? Just say the number.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:24
    Well, obviously.
    The group would've worked fine without you specifically too.
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:25
    How many of you were singing it together?
    No wonder it was tiny.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:28
    Re: #8
    Mikitty went solo and even performed at Kohaku (NHK's big New Year's Eve music special).
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:26
    Well, Tsunku's the one who actually did the hard work writing it.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:26
    Re: #1
    Singer-songwriters make the most money.
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:28
    Re: #1
    The only real Hello! Project success story is Erina Mano, who married [soccer player] Gaku Shibasaki 💦
    90AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:03
    Re: #17
    I don't know about that…
    Miki Fujimoto, Tsuji-chan, Maki Goto, Natsumi Abe, Ayaya, Mai Satoda —
    that's a ton of names just off the top of my head!
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:28
    Karaoke doesn't generate performance royalties. Only the lyricist and composer get royalties.
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:40
    Re: #21
    Well yeah, because it's not even the original recording playing lol
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:42
    Re: #21
    I mean, it's the customer singing at karaoke, not the artist, right?
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:29
    Kago's annual income at age 13 back then

    https://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/d/strg/ctrl/9/d5895bab125fc32b351899d28e718d6716ef05d1.11.2.9.2.jpeg
    82AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:56
    Re: #23
    So she only got 4 million yen
    101AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:08
    Re: #23
    She specifically picked Kikkoman [soy sauce]
    and made do with one banana, and this is all she got?
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:30
    Karaoke performance royalties come out to about 3 yen total per play
    for a 10-member group that's like 0.3 yen each
    Streaming and TV/radio airplay pays about 1/10 of that — roughly 2500 yen per 1 million plays
    split among the members that's just a few hundred yen
    You don't make real money unless you write the lyrics and compose
    35AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:33
    Re: #29
    There's no way karaoke pays out performance royalties
    since the artist isn't the one singing
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:34
    Re: #29
    I remember a big-name singer based in the Kansai region saying on a local show once that performance royalties trickle in a few dozen yen at a time — and wondering if the processing fees cost more than the royalties themselves.
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:35
    So you don't make money unless you write the lyrics and compose, huh?
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:35
    Re: #38 Singer-songwriters make the most money.
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:38
    Tsunku must be raking it in, then
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:40
    Re: #44
    He could probably live off royalties alone, but is he still involved in making music?
    51AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:41
    Re: #46
    Ayaya Matsuura was leagues ahead vocally
    She was already polished from her debut single
    "Dokki Doki Love Mail"
    65AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:47
    Re: #51
    Listen to the live vocals from the trio unit "Gomattou" (a short-lived subunit) and anyone can hear the gap
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:43
    Mikitty wasn't really that popular, was she
    74AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:52
    Re: #57
    There was a group with Gomaki and Ayaya, but one member felt seriously out of her league
    64AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:45
    So "performance royalties" are actually a thing…
    I thought royalties only went to the lyricist, composer, and arranger
    Would be nice if even 1 yen came in every time someone sang it at karaoke
    66AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:47
    Re: #64
    Karaoke doesn't generate performance royalties
    70AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:49
    I wonder if Ado isn't making much either
    80AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:55
    Re: #70 Lyrics and performance royalties?
    72AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:50
    To begin with, compared to today's streaming era, the CD era was an overwhelming golden age for the music business commercially
    so even if it's "little" for a top idol group, they probably still made decent money
    86AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:01
    Re: #72
    It's split among all the members, so each person's cut is small

    do I really have to spell that out every single time? lol
    92AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:04
    There's talk about lyricists and composers rolling in royalty cash,
    but what's going on with whoever's grabbing the remaining 80-90%?
    97AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:06
    Re: #92
    Half of it's retail and distribution, surely.
    106AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:12
    Re: #92
    There's a pattern where the talent agency holds the publishing rights for pressing and selling the CDs, so that cut gets taken by them
    Joji Takahashi reportedly handled everything himself, so he kept all the rights and made a killing off it
    93AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:05
    Re: #87
    Was Ayaya Matsuura not actually that big of a seller?
    104AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:11
    Re: #93
    CD sales might not have been huge, but she did a lot of commercials, so that's probably where the real money came from
    99AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:08
    Re: #86
    Morning Musume during Fujimoto's time was in the 2003-2007 decline period, averaging around 100,000 CDs sold
    no wonder there wasn't much money left over
    103AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:10
    Re: #99
    I wonder if Nakazawa actually got a decent cut

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Music royalties are, properly speaking, a right paid to lyricists and composers based on CD or streaming sales, and the term “performance royalties” is easily misunderstood as money paid to the singer whenever the song is played at karaoke. The thread repeatedly explained that when a customer sings at karaoke, the artist earns nothing from it, and that even master recording royalties and usage fees are mostly distributed through publishing rights managed by the record label or talent agency. While a member was in the group, this share was split among everyone, so each individual’s take became very small. Opinions diverged on how to weigh the size of the CD market at the time — some argued “it was the CD golden age, so they must have earned well,” while others pointed out that “the period when Fujimoto was in the group (the mid-2000s) was already in a sales decline.” Comparisons of vocal ability and popularity among members remain a matter of personal opinion among fans, but the royalty system itself is worth understanding as basic knowledge of the music business.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Miki Fujimoto Opens Up About ‘Performance Royalties’ — ‘We Sang So Much, Us Too. But It Was Really… Barely Anything’ Former Morning Musume Member Also Went Solo”.

  • Actor Fumio Umezawa: “I wonder if my phone number got leaked” — unordered seafood keeps arriving at his door, cash-on-delivery

    Actor Fumio Umezawa revealed on an information program aired October 6 that he suspects his own cellphone number has been leaked, confessing that unsolicited cash-on-delivery seafood had been showing up at his home. The remark came right on the heels of a string of reports about personal-data leaks at multiple companies, including Monogatari Corporation, Daiwa Securities, and Times Mobility. On a 5ch thread, the discussion ran from suspicion that “he probably ordered it himself and forgot” to tales of unsolicited-delivery scams and doubts about the cash-on-delivery system itself.

    10/7 (Wed) 16:30

    Actor Fumio Umezawa appeared as a commentator on the news program “News to” (produced by Yomiuri TV, airing on the Nippon TV network) on October 6, where he revealed his suspicion that his own personal information had been leaked.

    That day’s broadcast covered a string of recent personal-data leaks at Japanese companies caused by unauthorized access. At Monogatari Corporation, which runs the yakiniku chain “Yakiniku King,” personal information belonging to more than 10 million users of its official app was leaked. Similar incidents were also reported at Daiwa Securities and at Times Mobility, operator of the car-sharing service “Times Car.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:33
    Because watching Birkin-kun on YouTube is more fun than watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park anyway.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:34
    He probably just ordered it himself and forgot, that's all.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:46
    Re: #5
    Oh, that angle…
    Japanet Takata actually builds in protection for cases like that — when a senile grandpa or grandma orders something on their own and forgets, the family can report it and get a free cancellation and return. No wonder that company got so big.
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:13
    Re: #5
    You really think he's capable of placing an order?
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:35
    You son of a bitch… you've done all THIS just with cash-on-delivery charges?!
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:35
    Maybe it's a gift from some kelp-dashi broth company?
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:38
    Re: #9
    Cash-on-delivery though, lol
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:36
    No matter how rich you are, if you order seafood by mail
    I bet you'd still worry about the delivery date.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:38
    Honestly, they should just scrap this naively trusting cash-on-delivery system altogether.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:39
    Grill him on exactly how he got your number

    and make him confess

    if it wasn't obtained legitimately, whoever reached out should be treated as a criminal breaking the law.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:41
    Look how much he's already ordered
    Click, click (shopping away online)
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:43
    Just don't accept cash-on-delivery packages.
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:50
    Re: #19
    I had all kinds of stuff sent to me as neighbor harassment
    I've told my whole family to refuse any cash-on-delivery deliveries
    Well, if I did accept one and something happened, I could file a police report for fraud
    but since I already know it's the neighbor doing it
    there's also the risk they'd lash out and target my kids or wife out of spite
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:55
    Re: #28
    Hoping this doesn't turn into an actual incident.
    76AnonymousOct 7, 2026 18:13
    Re: #28
    Hoping you're not just the neighborhood's most hated person yourself.
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:46
    Re: #1
    That's a classic harassment tactic used by haters.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:47
    If the leak came from wherever he hired his housekeeper, people could cash-on-deliver him to their heart's content.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:56
    The "crab sent without ordering" scam was quite the trend for a while, wasn't it.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:57
    There have been so many cases like this that cash-on-delivery has dropped off a lot, hasn't it?
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:58
    They need to just suspend cash-on-delivery already or people will keep abusing it freely
    Hurry up and do something about it.
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:58
    The "crab crab" scam, right
    Ever since my parents bought souvenirs on a trip to Hokkaido, crab and salmon just started showing up at their door.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:01
    Ah, now the real "Dream Play" begins. (a nod to Umezawa's famous song "Yume Shibai" — Dream Play)
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:04
    Of course it is, you idiot… this is where the real "Dream Play" begins.
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:11
    Re: #40
    Can't wait

    Now his actions get a stamp of legitimacy.
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:11
    His stomach's already stuffed full, isn't it… guess that's still not enough for him, huh?
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:12
    Leak someone's personal info, and whoever uses that leaked info should get the death penalty

    Death penalty, that's the way to go.
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:14
    This is the third scam call I've gotten today
    My info must be leaking from somewhere too.
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:14
    I heard with these unsolicited-delivery scams, you can just keep the item and you're not obligated to pay.
    51AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:17
    Re: #48
    Even so, I wouldn't want something like that in my house
    and actually eating food from it is way too scary.
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:15
    That drama "The Last Noren" was really good, huh.
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:16
    Funny how even the guys intercepting wiretapped info end up getting stuff sent to them by the victims

    even though they're the ones doing the stealing~
    54AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:19
    I wonder if there are even any places left that still do cash-on-delivery these days.
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:20
    Seeing that "c'mon now~~, isn't it" phrasing (a familiar meme format), I just can't help being reminded of it.
    58AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:26
    Is "crab" some kind of code word?


    You'll understand eventually
    Crab and onigiri popping up out of nowhere as symbolic imagery in manga
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:27
    Yeah, sometimes you really do forget you ordered something on Amazon too.
    60AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:27
    An entertainment reporter would probably already know his address and phone number anyway.

    Background and key points of this topic

    Behind Umezawa’s remark lies a string of recently reported large-scale personal-data leaks at multiple companies, including Monogatari Corporation (operator of the yakiniku chain Yakiniku King), Daiwa Securities, and Times Mobility. As for the “unsolicited-delivery scam” (negative option) raised in the thread, Japan’s 2021 revision of the Act on Specified Commercial Transactions established that if an item you never ordered arrives unsolicited, the recipient has no obligation to pay for it and may dispose of it right away. That said, when such a delivery lands at a celebrity’s home, it can’t simply be filed away as an ordinary misdelivery or garden-variety scam — the possibility of harassment or illicit acquisition of personal data can’t be ruled out either. The thread included plenty of speculation whose truth couldn’t be confirmed, and anything that couldn’t be verified as fact has been left out of this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Fumio Umezawa: “I wonder if my phone number got leaked” — unordered seafood had been arriving at his home cash-on-delivery.”

  • Tetsuya Takeda-Led ‘Mito Kōmon’ Special Set for December — 5ch: ‘No Lord Mito Has Topped Hideo Tōno Yet’

    On October 7, BS-TBS announced that it will air “Mito Kōmon Special: Okazaki & Owari” in December. The main cast — Tetsuya Takeda as Lord Mito Mitsukuni, along with Takuma Zaiki, Atsushi Arai, Mariko Shinoda, Kanji Tsuda, and Yoshihiko Hakamada — returns unchanged from last year’s installment for a two-hour special. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports News+ thread, many posters reminisced about past actors who played the title role, with opinions split between those calling Hideo Tōno or Kōtarō Satomi “the last true Lord Mito” and others saying they’d give the Takeda version a chance. Plenty of lighthearted comments also looked forward to the iconic “inro reveal” scene and the series’ other trademark beats, reflecting just how much affection fans still have for the long-running franchise.

    2026-10-07 07:00

    On the 7th, BS-TBS announced that it will air “Mito Kōmon Special: Okazaki & Owari” in December.

    Following last year, a new “Mito Kōmon” installment will air as a two-hour special. Tetsuya Takeda plays Mito Mitsukuni. The loyal attendants supporting the retired lord return as well, with Takuma Zaiki as Sasaki Sukesaburō and Atsushi Arai as Shitsumi Kakunoshin. Mariko Shinoda (as Shino) and Kanji Tsuda (as Kazaguruma no Yashichi) round out the cast as the undercover duo. Yoshihiko Hakamada also returns as Yoshiyasu Yanagisawa, close aide to Shogun Tsunayoshi. As with the previous installment, numerous guest stars are also planned.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:20
    Kinda nervous he's gonna blurt out 'Maru-chan!' during Lord Mito's usual closing speech (riffing on Takeda's old instant-noodle commercials)
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:24
    Re: #2
    When he pulls out the inro: "Alright, listen up! Liiisten up!" (mimicking Takeda's drawn-out 'attention!' catchphrase from his teacher roles)
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:21
    Starts with the classic period-drama line "my old affliction's acting up" in front of a Suke-san Udon shop, then rolls straight into "Life's got its ups and downs… ALSOK!" (mashing up Takeda's real-life commercial catchphrases for Suke-san Udon, the LaQua spa, and ALSOK security)
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:21
    Is Takeda gonna do that "Fofofofo…" laugh of his?
    Nah, sorry, that's gonna come off shady lol
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:23
    I was a high schooler back when Mito Kōmon aired as a regular show, and I recall my Japanese history teacher saying he was by no means a great lord when it came to actually running his domain
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:18
    Re: #5
    Sounds like he raised plenty of hell when he was young, but he got his act together once he became lord.
    Since he left behind major achievements after retiring, maybe his active years just get overshadowed.

    Though he definitely wasn't literally traveling the country righting wrongs.
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:25
    So far nobody's topped Hideo Tōno as Lord Mito
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:25
    Wish they'd just put it back on regular broadcast TV
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:26
    Kōtarō Satomi was the last Lord Mito as far as I'm concerned. I don't recognize this farce they're doing on BS now
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:28
    Just make it an AI Mito Kōmon already.
    The face has to be Hideo Tōno, obviously.
    I won't accept anything else
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:32
    Would love a Kinpachi-sensei crossover
    A lecturing tour instead of a righting-wrongs tour (riffing on Takeda's famous schoolteacher role, Kinpachi-sensei)
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:35
    I don't accept Takeda as Lord Mito, but I guess the only still-living actors who've played him are the 4th, Kōji Ishizaka, and the 5th, Kōtarō Satomi
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:46
    Re: #16
    The handoff went smoothly from the 1st Tōno → 2nd Nishimura → 3rd Sano, so why'd they let Kōji Ishizaka become the 4th?
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:53
    Today's celebrities all look so young that there's basically nobody left who can play that textbook "wise old man" type like in the old days
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:11
    Re: #25
    Even regular 70- and 80-year-olds these days look way too young and spry.
    Back in the Shōwa era there were plenty of short, stubborn old men around
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:07
    Baijaku Nakamura, who played Mitsukuni in "Aoi Tokugawa Sandai," seems like he'd be about the right age for it, but that was just a parody of the final scene anyway
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:11
    These specials always throw in some assassin gunning for Lord Mito, but… it just doesn't feel right somehow
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:15
    Apparently in his teens, Mito Kōmon was what we'd call a total delinquent nowadays
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:17
    He takes down enemies with a coat hanger instead of his cane, right?
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:18
    Re: #41
    Lord Mito: "It has to be a wooden hanger, nothing else will do!"
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:20
    Shinoda just doesn't cut it
    Get an actual glamour model to play Ogin
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:24
    Of all people, Tetsuya Takeda?
    A Lord Mito who talks that high-and-mighty just isn't gonna land, I think
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:24
    I used to love the Kyushu banter segments with Takeda, Chikushi, and Tamori, but they vanished from YouTube
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:28
    Mito Kōmon —
    They say he did street killings (tsujigiri) in his youth and settled down later, but even after retiring he personally stabbed one of his own chief retainers to death lol
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:31
    Re: #48
    Apparently he compiled a history book called "Dai Nihon-shi" — sounds like the kind of grandiose title some movie director would slap on a film — but he was barely involved in the actual compiling. Kind of like how the famous "Kindaichi" dictionary carries that name despite its namesake barely working on it.
    68AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:56
    Re: #22
    Maybe there just wasn't a decent villain-faced actor available.
    If only the villain-face lineage from film actor Ryūnosuke Tsukigata were still around
    71AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:59
    Re: #68
    Fun fact, the very first Lord Mito in the TBS "Mito Kōmon" franchise was actually Ryūnosuke Tsukigata…
    Though it's basically been erased from history…
    Before the "National Theater" Mito Kōmon, there was a "Brother Theater" Mito Kōmon

    Background and Key Points on This Topic

    “Mito Kōmon” began airing on the TBS network in 1969, and after its regular broadcast run ended in 2011, BS-TBS has kept it alive through one-off specials. The role of Lord Mito has passed from Hideo Tōno to Akira Nishimura, Asao Sano, Kōji Ishizaka, and Kōtarō Satomi, with Tetsuya Takeda now taking the role for a second time following last year’s special. The thread’s central disagreement boiled down to whether to accept Takeda’s version as a legitimate Lord Mito, pitting those who hold the Tōno era as the gold standard against those willing to embrace it as a fresh take. It’s worth noting that there’s no historical record of the real Mitsukuni actually traveling the country righting wrongs after retirement — that’s purely a dramatic invention. While he was known for rough behavior in his youth, his rule as domain lord and his involvement in compiling the “Dai Nihon-shi” history are documented facts, so the thread’s claim that he “wasn’t a great lord” should be taken as only a partial view.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[BS-TBS] New “Mito Kōmon” Special Set for Year-End — “Mito Mitsukuni” Actor Tetsuya Takeda: “Looks Like I’m Hitting the Road Again”.”

  • Actress Kato Rosa: ‘I Gained Over 20kg During My Pregnancy in France’ — 5ch Reacts: ‘Putting on 20kg Is Just About Right’

    Actress Kato Rosa (41) looked back on 14 years of raising her children in France on TV Asahi’s “After My Husband Falls Asleep,” confessing that she gained over 20kg during pregnancy and that “just living through it was tough.” Kato married former Japan national team soccer player Daisuke Matsui in 2011 and announced their divorce last summer. On 5ch, reactions ranged from the weight-gain figure itself, to differences between France and Japan in childbirth costs and hospital stay lengths, to debate over whether Kato and Matsui’s marriage was ever really “well-matched” to begin with — opinions were split.

    10/7 (Wed) 13:34

    TV Asahi’s “mom-focused variety show” After My Husband Falls Asleep (Tuesdays, 12:15am), hosted by talent Miki Fujimoto and comedian Natsuko Yokozawa, aired late on the 6th. Actress Kato Rosa (41) looked back on 14 years of raising her children.

    She married former Japan national team player Daisuke Matsui in 2011 at age 26 (it was revealed last summer that they had divorced). She is now the mother of two sons — a 14-year-old in 9th grade and a 12-year-old in 7th grade. She described her older son as “the quiet type, who likes manga and anime and doing things on his own,” and her younger son as “outgoing, loves soccer, and has a bit of a foul mouth.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:28
    Gaining 20kg is just about right.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:29
    That's not Kato Rosa, that's Kato Pork Loin! (a pun — "rōsu" means pork loin, and sounds like "Rosa")
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:31
    Didn't someone put a note on her car saying something like "yellow monkeys go home"?
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:32
    Igarashi-sensei: "So are you saying the baby in her belly weighed 20 kilos?!" (a classic indignant-quote meme from the manga Judo Club Story)
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:39
    Re: #10 Didn't expect to run into Judo Club Story in a thread like this
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:32
    French schools are especially rough right now — worried her sons might get bullied by second-generation immigrant kids.
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:34
    I keep mixing up Tamaki Tina and Kato Rosa.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:42
    Japan's super-technicians — guys like Matsui, Kakitani, and Ono — why couldn't any of them make it to one of the Big Three leagues (England, Spain, Italy)?
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:05
    Re: #18 Because they were missing too many things.
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:42
    Apparently hospital food abroad is really plain.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:42
    What was the reason for the divorce?
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:49
    Re: #21 He said, "I just fell for you."
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:43
    > "Breakfast was one apple and a croissant in a plastic bag"
    Meanwhile, this is apparently what you get after giving birth at a public hospital in Japan
    https://www.yamatocity-mh.jp/nursing/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/20230615blog-1.jpg
    https://www.yamatocity-mh.jp/nursing/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/20230615blog-2.jpg
    Maybe it's because they spend money on stuff like this that Japan can't make childbirth free
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:51
    Re: #22 That's probably exactly why so many foreigners come to Japan to give birth.
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:07
    Re: #22 Isn't this just the celebratory meal? Though at a fancy "celebrity" hospital, maybe every meal looks like this.
    50AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:10
    Re: #22 Maybe that's also why high schoolers are rioting in France lol
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:45
    The second she gets divorced she's in a drama doing a kiss scene with a handsome guy, lmao
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:04
    Gained weight from pregnancy? lol the baby's only like 3kg though lol
    65AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:18
    Re: #41 The baby's about 3kg, amniotic fluid and placenta about 1kg, and apparently around 4kg goes toward the increased blood volume and breast development needed for breastfeeding. Factoring all that in, the recommended total weight gain from pre-pregnancy weight is said to be roughly 10-13kg.
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:10
    Guys like Matsui can't do coaching or commentary either — no future in it.
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:13
    Re: #49 He didn't make much money as a player, and he's got no legend status either, so it's all downhill from here.
    56AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:15
    Honestly, something felt off from the moment Daisuke Matsui and Kato Rosa got married. Matsui was a good soccer player, sure, but not really big-name enough to be marrying an actress as famous as Kato Rosa. It clearly felt like a mismatch.
    61AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:17
    Re: #56 That's Kubo too then (soccer player Takefusa Kubo) — he's been dropped from the starting lineup at his own club.
    73AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:22
    Re: #56 Never heard of this "Kato" guy.
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:15
    – She was discharged after a 2-night, 3-day stay — about half the hospital stay length in Japan.
    Japanese babies get treated for jaundice, so they can't be discharged right away.
    85AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:29
    Re: #57 When I gave birth in America, I was discharged after 2 nights/3 days too, but the baby had jaundice so they told me to come in for checkups every day — that was rough.
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:33
    Re: #79 Given Re: #57, that's probably not realistic. Apparently it used to be a full week's stay, so now that it's down to 5 days, they're actually doing pretty well.
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:16
    Marrying a soccer player was never going to work out.
    60AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:16
    Re: #59 Soccer players really hate chubby women.
    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:19
    If it's completely free, that's great — that's France for you, a real welfare state. In Japan you'd have to pay the full ¥1 million out of pocket, you know? Though I guess for someone like her, ¥1 million is pocket change, so maybe that's not even the point.
    77AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:24
    Re: #69 Where'd you get ¥1 million from? The national average cost is ¥520,000, and you get a ¥500,000 lump-sum benefit, so you actually only end up paying about ¥20,000.
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:24
    In countries other than Japan, it seems like you get discharged half a day or a day after giving birth. Which basically means there's no time to even eat that celebratory meal. That's apparently why childbirth is fully free in a lot of countries. Maybe Japan could make it fully free too if it skipped the long hospital stay. Pregnant women in Japan stay in the hospital for about a week, right?
    88AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:33
    Re: #79 I've given birth in both Japan and America, and honestly staying in the hospital for about a week is better for your body's recovery. These days even in Japan, a normal delivery means about 4-5 days of hospital stay.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Kato Rosa married former Japan national team soccer player Daisuke Matsui in 2011 and spent 14 years raising their children in France, before announcing their divorce last summer. This latest confession stems from her looking back on those years on “After My Husband Falls Asleep,” and the concrete figure of gaining over 20kg during pregnancy became the spark for discussion. The thread split mainly into two camps. One was over whether that weight gain was reasonable — medically, the recommended gain from pre-pregnancy weight is around 10-13kg, making over 20kg higher than average. The other was a Japan-France comparison of childbirth costs and hospital stay length: in France, childbirth is nearly free but the hospital stay is short at 2-3 days, whereas in Japan the stay runs around 4-5 days with some costs still falling on the patient. Neither the thread nor news reports have revealed the actual reason for the divorce or Matsui’s side of things, so it’s worth noting that most of the comments remain speculation.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Kato Rosa Opens Up About Life in France: “I Gained Over 20kg While Pregnant, and Honestly Just Living Through It Was Tough”” thread.

  • Aimer’s Cryptic Post — “Everyone Has Their Own Hell” — Sends a Shoutout to Her “Comrades”

    Singer Aimer updated her X (formerly Twitter) account by October 7, posting a cryptic message: “Everyone has their own hell, and it’s not something you can compare — but I want to wholeheartedly honor those who’ve gotten through theirs, and those still fighting now,” followed by, “To my comrades — even if our paths never cross, we’re living through the same era, each in our own place.” Who the message was aimed at was never revealed, and on the 5channel Entertainment/Sports News+ thread, many speculated it was about singer milet, while others floated different names, leaving reactions split.

    10/7 (Wed) 8:14

    Singer-songwriter Aimer updated her X account by the 7th. In a cryptic post reading “Everyone has their own hell,” she sent a shoutout to her “comrades.”

    Aimer wrote, “Everyone has their own hell, and it’s not something you can compare — but I want to wholeheartedly honor those who’ve gotten through theirs, and those still fighting now.” She continued, “To my comrades — even if our paths never cross, we’re living through the same era, each in our own place.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:56
    Is this about postpartum/parenting depression?
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:56
    Is she talking about my receding hairline?
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:56
    Is this about milet, one of the "Four Heavenly Kings of Unreadable Names" (a joke meme grouping notoriously hard-to-read celebrity names)?
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:59
    Re: #5
    Who are the other two?
    Haruka Kuroki and Emi Takei?
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:07
    Re: #9
    ASUS
    CA4LA
    (more "hard to read" name jokes)
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:11
    Re: #9
    Yokaze Runo
    Kamikoryo Moe
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:58
    Something about this phrasing just rubs me the wrong way.
    61AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:31
    Re: #6
    If you can't pick up on it given the timing, that's on you, honestly.
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:59
    Yeah, guess so…
    not that I'd really know.
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:59
    Is this about me, still grieving "Main-chan withdrawal"? (missing a beloved idol/character nicknamed Main-chan)
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:02
    Thanks, Aimer. (playful misreading of her name as "Aimeru")
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:04
    Is this about milet?
    62AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:33
    Re: #15
    I think so too.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:04
    Oh, it's pronounced "Emé"?
    I can tell it's her just from that eerie, distinctive voice lol
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:04
    Ukraine?
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:05
    This is a shoutout to "Nagisamer" (likely a fan nickname blending "Nagisa" with "Aimer").
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:05
    It's probably milet, I'd guess.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:06
    Could this be a mental-health kind of thing?
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:08
    If it were about milet, their paths would actually cross sometimes, so isn't it someone else?
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:10
    Re: #23
    I took it as her using milet as the starting point, but really addressing everyone in similar situations as "comrades."
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:10
    Could "hell" right now mean Yana-san? ᥬ🥺ᩤ
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:12
    Let my voice roar beyond the night… it was blurred with tears… (song lyric)
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:16
    Hey, what lies ahead is hell.
    Even if getting hurt is fate,
    the heart still shines with color. (song lyric)
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:23
    Wonder if I'll get the "Amema" badge (fan slang, likely tied to Aimer merch/events).
    47AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:23
    Re: #45
    They were sitting on a mountain of unsold stock, after all…
    48AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:23
    Why did "Aimaru" never make it big? (another joking misreading of Aimer's name)
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:28
    The Whisper-Voice Three Sisters
    54AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:28
    Re: #52
    Don't make it sound like some whisper-voice idol trio act.
    66AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:56
    Even hell feels like home once you settle in.
    There's fun to be had in fighting it too.
    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:57
    What does "Amema" mean?
    74AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:09
    My favorite is the Natsume's Book of Friends ending theme —
    the one where the song kicks in right after the protagonist's line "It's just like…" That was something else.
    78AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:29
    Re: #74
    "Akane Sasu" and "Refrain" are peak.
    76AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:20
    I'm "Tornado Hell," so you can be "Sand Hell" (names of themed hot-spring attractions in Beppu's famous "Hells" tourist spots).
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:30
    There's a cat ("nuko") crying somewhere.
    Might be the same guy ("yagushi," old-school slang for "dude") who was crying in the middle of the night last month.
    80AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:37
    Could this be aimed at Tina Tamashiro?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Aimer’s post didn’t name anyone specifically, and she’s offered no explanation of who “comrades” refers to. On the thread, names like milet (tied to the same label/agency circles) and radio personality Misato Ugaki came up, but these remain nothing more than speculation from 5channel users — Aimer herself never confirmed any of it. This kind of abstract wording tends to get read deeply into by fans, who connect it to past lyrics or statements, and this thread saw several candidate names thrown around based on the word “hell.” Readers should note that the names mentioned are purely outside guesswork — Aimer never named anyone herself. Since her 2011 debut, Aimer has been widely featured on anime theme songs, and this kind of cryptic messaging is consistent with her past style.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Aimer’s Cryptic Post: “Everyone Has Their Own Hell — I Want to Wholeheartedly Honor Those Still Fighting” — Sends a Shoutout to Her “Comrades”.”

  • Prosecutors Seek 12-Year Sentence for Machete Attack on N-Party’s Takashi Tachibana — 5ch: ‘LOL, 12 Years for an Attempt?’

    In Kasumigaseki, Tokyo, in March 2025, defendant Shion Miyanishi (32) stood trial before a lay-judge panel on charges including attempted murder for slashing Takashi Tachibana (59) of the “Party to Protect the People from NHK” with a nata (a machete-like blade). On October 7, prosecutors sought a 12-year prison sentence. The defendant is a former supporter of Tachibana, and her motive is said to be regret over having voted for him. Reactions on the thread split between shock at how harsh the sentence was for an attempted crime, and others who argued that since a politician was the target, a severe punishment was only to be expected.

    10/7 (Wed) 10:35

    The lay-judge trial of defendant Shion Miyanishi (32), charged with attempted murder and other offenses for slashing Takashi Tachibana (59) of the political group “Party to Protect the People from NHK” with a nata in Kasumigaseki, Tokyo last March, was held at the Tokyo District Court on the 7th, where prosecutors sought a 12-year prison sentence.

    Related thread

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:58
    Guess a harsh sentence is unavoidable since she couldn't finish the job
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:59
    At this point it's basically just defamation of a dead man, lol.
    Just let her out already — she'll probably end up with like a 1-year sentence.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:00
    LOL, 12 years for an attempted crime
    What kind of pull does this guy have
    56AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:37
    Re: #5
    Way harsher than other cases, that's wild
    Well, even if she actually serves time, it'll probably get knocked down to like a tenth of that with a suspended sentence — which is a problem in its own right
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:04
    Is this punishment for failing to finish him off? 😗
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:05
    This is hindsight talking, but it was just a scratch
    Attacks on politicians specifically always seem to get oddly harsh sentences
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:11
    Wait… the sentence wasn't being sought against Tachibana himself? 🥺
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:13
    Tachibana just happened not to die, but this was still an attack during a campaign speech, so
    honestly, this is light
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:14
    Way too harsh
    Is this NHK getting its revenge baked in too?
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:23
    Re: #25
    Tachibana's all talk and never actually does anything — NHK probably doesn't even think twice about him
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:26
    Re: #37
    Hold on, before that…
    my own sentence didn't even make sense
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:29
    Re: #37
    Maybe she's being kept in detention this whole time just because she's a nuisance
    They might as well let her out
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:14
    Well, it does look like an attack on democracy itself. A harsh sentence is only natural
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:18
    I'd get it if this left lasting injuries, but for just a scratch this seems heavy — do terrorism-adjacent cases just get extra-harsh sentences?
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:22
    LOL, 12 years for an attempt. Guess they're desperate to keep this consistent with the Yamagami case, or the numbers wouldn't add up
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:27
    Re: #36
    The guy who assassinated the mayor of Nagasaki also got life,
    so they're probably following that precedent
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:28
    Apparently she regretted voting for Tachibana and felt she had to settle things herself
    In the end, she made up her mind after hearing his speech the day before
    It's good it ended as just an attempt — though apparently that's only because she found out Tachibana had been arrested
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:28
    Some people are saying 12 years is too harsh, but if you go easy on acts that attack the very foundation of democracy and the electoral system, you end up with a world where violence solves everything
    62AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:44
    Re: #45
    Then Yamagami should get the death penalty
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:32
    Didn't expect it to be this harsh for an attempt
    Between this and the Abe case, don't they just hand out automatically heavier sentences whenever a politician's the target?
    66AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:46
    Re: #52
    When the Kansai Namacon (ready-mix concrete workers') union branch went on strike, the union leader got hit with a 10-year sentence demand on extortion charges
    70AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:49
    Re: #52
    Can't help it, it's a challenge to democracy
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:33
    Probably because if the sentence stays light, you'd get a wave of people attacking politicians
    54AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:35
    She went out to kill someone — there's no such thing as 'too harsh' here
    If anything, this is light
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:35
    Well, if the blade had landed just a few centimeters off, it probably would've hit his brain
    What she did was basically murder

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Attempted murder is punished in line with completed murder, and the statutory minimum sentence already starts around 5 years, making it inherently severe. Looking only at the fact that this 12-year sentence demand followed a minor injury, it can look excessive — but sentencing also weighs factors beyond the outcome, like premeditation and whether the target held social standing. That’s exactly where opinions split in the thread: some argued “it’s way too harsh for just a scratch,” while others countered that since a politician was targeted during a campaign speech, a severe sentence is only natural as an attack on democracy itself. Many posts also compared this case to the sentencing in past attacks on politicians, such as the shooting of former PM Shinzo Abe and the assassination of the mayor of Nagasaki, speculating that these precedents may have shaped the prosecution’s request. At the same time, the defendant’s motive and background are based solely on trial testimony as reported, so readers should treat these details with some caution rather than as settled fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “Prosecutors Seek 12-Year Sentence for Man Who Slashed N-Party’s Takashi Tachibana with a Nata.”