Category: Baseball

  • Central League Mid-Table Scrap Turns Chaotic: Tigers-Giants, DeNA-Dragons Both Separated by Just 1.5 Games

    The Central League’s mid-table race has turned into a scramble. On a 5ch live-commentary thread, fans buzzed about how just 1.5 games separate the Hanshin Tigers from the Yomiuri Giants, and another 1.5 games separate the DeNA BayStars from the Chunichi Dragons — with the Yakult Swallows and Hiroshima Carp squeezed in between.

    Posters threw out hard numbers — home run totals, win-loss margins above and below .500, and tomorrow’s starting pitchers — as they tried to call how the race for a Climax Series spot would play out.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Yeah, that could happen (Kansai-flavored 'de' ending, likely a Tigers fan)
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    Tigers-Giants: 1.5 games

    BayStars-Dragons: 1.5 games (with Yakult and Hiroshima sandwiched in between)
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:06
    Re: #11
    Hiroshima's in last place though, right?
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:51
    That could seriously happen.
    Heck, if the Giants keep getting beaten up by the Tigers, could Chunichi even end up in 2nd?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    At Koshien, the Giants should have a winning record against the Tigers.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    That's not happening unless Hiroshima suddenly catches fire (goes on a miracle hot streak).
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    Hiroshima's actually been picking up steam since they demoted 'zombie' Kozono (a player nicknamed for his erratic slumps) to the minors.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:53
    Re: #19
    Lol, quit talking about Kozono like he's some cursed piece of gear.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:52
    3rd place this year seriously feels worthless.
    The bottom four teams are just too weak.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Re: #20
    Lol, in this scrub league even 1st place in the Central League isn't worth much.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:58
    Home run totals
    Tigers 101
    Dragons 97
    BayStars 95
    Giants 86
    Carp 73
    Swallows 67
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #40
    The 'terrace effect' (Jingu Stadium's shortened home-run porch) is wild, but it's crazy Yakult is still dead last despite playing there…
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:58
    When the Tigers actually win the pennant, it's usually because they sweep the Giants and then ride that momentum, steadily widening the gap until it's over. But for some reason this year it's not like that — it's dragging on forever and they can't shake the Giants off.
    Tigers teams like that never pan out — they always end up getting nosed out by the Giants right at the very end.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:01
    Re: #41
    There's never actually been a year with the Tigers 1st and the Giants 2nd, to begin with.
    When the Tigers win it, it's usually a three-way scramble with the Giants finishing 3rd.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:00
    Lol, fighting for a Climax Series spot with a double-digit losing record.
    And the first-place team is 13 games over .500, lmao.
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #44
    That's because they handed the Pacific League 26 games' worth of over-.500 record in interleague play.
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #44
    Yeah, they kept handing over-.500 wins to the Pacific League during interleague play.
    Over there it's the opposite — the top 3 Pacific League teams are all double digits over .500, and even 4th and 5th place are only single digits under .500.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:00
    Tomorrow it's Yume-chan (nickname for the starting pitcher) on the mound.
    And Matsuyama's on his 5th straight day pitching, so he's probably unusable.
    The only way to win is a complete game.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #48
    (If you wanna win) then go earn the damn win with your own strength!
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Tamaji (nickname for manager Fujikawa Kyuji): 'Since it's just the Dragons, I'll shuffle the rotation and save my ace for the Giants instead lol'
    ↓
    Giants win 2 straight
    Tigers lose 2 straight
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #52
    Though apparently there's a high chance Friday and Saturday's games get rained out.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:03
    It's wild that everyone from 3rd place down is double digits under .500, but 1st place is 13 games over…
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #54
    Well, it's the 'second-tier league' (a jab that the Central League is weaker than the Pacific League), so it can't be helped.
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:05
    If a team with a losing record is 10+ games back, do they start the Climax Series down 3 wins as a handicap?
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:08
    Re: #59
    Lol, the rules aren't quite that brutal.
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:05
    Feels like the Tigers might slip to 4th.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:11
    Re: #60
    No way that's happening.
    They'll sweep the Giants and lock up their magic number, watch.
    It's Murakami, Saiki, and Takahashi pitching.
    Meanwhile the Giants are sending out Tanaka 'Ma-kun' (nickname for Masahiro Tanaka).
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:22
    If Chunichi ends up in 3rd, would they get a 2-win head start against the Tigers in the Climax Series?
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Re: #72
    Yeah, that's right.
    If the opponent in the Final Stage has a losing record or is 10+ games back, it becomes a first-to-5-wins series (out of 7), so the lower-seeded team needs to go at least 5-2 to advance.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Starting this weekend at Koshien and running through September, the Tigers have a stretch of 7 straight outdoor games scheduled.
    If Friday and Saturday get rained out on top of that, the schedule's going to be jam-packed clear into early October.
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:42
    Re: #74
    'Yagai'? You mean 'okugai' (both words mean 'outdoor' — just a nitpick over which reading/kanji was used).
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:27
    The Tigers' rotation makes no sense.
    Don't sandwich in three phoned-in starters.
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Re: #76
    Manager Fujikawa's an idiot, honestly.
    He didn't even need to mess with the rotation for a team like the Giants — they'd have won anyway.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:30
    Hasn't Yokohama (the BayStars) gotten weaker than a zombie since that self-destructive trade?
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:33
    Re: #79
    Lol, this guy's seriously going on about how it's the catcher's fault.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:32
    Well, let's be real, they're losing tomorrow anyway.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:36
    Re: #81
    My prediction: the next 3-game road series against DeNA (Yokohama BayStars) decides the big picture.
    If they don't sweep it, things look pretty rough considering how many games are left.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Why'd they put Abreu in today?
    He was shaking off the catcher's signs like crazy again — clearly not on the same page.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:46
    Re: #86
    They didn't want to use him because Matsuyama's on his 4th straight day pitching.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:37
    Making you think they've got it, then dropping straight into a losing streak — that's the Dragons for you these days.
    How many times do you think we've been let down already?
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:45
    Re: #87
    I thought they might win tomorrow, but Tsuchida just got shelled, and with Yumemaru (nickname for the starter) on the mound, they're probably losing this one too.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s professional baseball league, NPB, splits into the Central and Pacific Leagues, six teams each, with no direct promotion or relegation. Since 2007 the top three finishers in each league have advanced to the “Climax Series,” a two-round playoff that decides who reaches the Japan Series — a system Japanese fans still argue distorts a 130-plus-game regular season, which is why the pennant winner gets a game (or, as posters note, up to a two-win) head start in the Final Stage against whichever third-place team squeaks in. That mechanic is exactly what’s under discussion here: a team with a losing record, like the leaderboard shows for third through sixth place this year, could still make the postseason purely by finishing above two even-weaker rivals.

    The thread doesn’t actually disagree on the standings — those are just facts everyone quotes back and forth. Where it splits is on manager Fujikawa’s rotation management: some posters treat holding back the ace against Chunichi to save him for Yomiuri as smart, decisive strategy that will let Hanshin seal the pennant by beating the Giants outright; others call it reckless mismanagement that could hand Chunichi and Yomiuri free wins and blow the race open.

    What outside readers should catch is the “second-tier league” jab: it references a real, long-running pattern where Pacific League teams have outperformed Central League teams in official interleague play for years, which literally inflates Pacific teams’ win totals and deflates Central ones — the 26-game swing cited isn’t hyperbole, it’s the accounting explanation for why even a division leader here sits only modestly over .500.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[BREAKING] Chunichi Dragons Now Just 1.5 Games From a Climax Series Spot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.”

  • Giants’ Kai Delivers Go-Ahead Blast, Yakult Drop 5th Straight as Race for 3rd Turns Chaotic — 5ch: ‘That Swing Was Worth ¥300 Million’

    In Central League action on August 26, the Yomiuri Giants defeated the Tokyo Yakult Swallows 5-3, with Takuya Kai’s go-ahead hit in the 8th inning proving to be the deciding run. The loss was Yakult’s fifth in a row, leaving the Central League’s 3rd-through-6th place teams separated by just 1.5 games in a chaotic scramble. The thread lit up over the go-ahead knock from Kai, who had been mired in a .077 batting average this season.

    Giants   0 0 0  0 0 1  0 2 2 |5

    Yakult 2 0 0  0 0 0  0 1 0 |3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:40
    Giants win again today, and Joa tastes great (o^∀^o) (Joa is a Yakult-brand yogurt drink — the joke: Yakult's baseball team loses, but at least Yakult's dairy products still taste good)
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:40
    Giants win again today, and Satsuraku Hamin tastes great (o^∀^o) (another dairy drink brand, keeping the running joke going)
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Well, when the whole bullpen is uniformly awful like that, you can't help wanting to hurl some abuse
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Kai: 'So… aren't you all gonna apologize now?'
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:48
    Re: #10
    Batting .077 with 1 HR this season —
    Kai's got no room to talk
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:21
    Re: #10
    Kai: 'Sorry for not performing up to my contract'
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:25
    Re: #10
    Catcher or not, going hitless practically all the way through August is unacceptable
    Just retire
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Hanging on by a thread
    Scraping by, scraping by, and pulling out the win
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Giants win again today, and Yakult 1000 tastes great (o^∀^o) (Yakult's popular probiotic drink)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:41
    Only 1.5 games separating them!
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Re: #14
    The fish-men (a jab at Yakult) get left in the dust in head-to-head matchups lol
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Hashigami's in-game managing was pretty rough too, but Yakult's overall darkness outweighed even that
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:42
    Yakult suddenly finding closer material in Walters, a guy who's only ever started games lol
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Go Giants!
    Just steal the pennant outright and get Kyuji fired
    Keep it up!! (Kyuji = Fujikawa Kyuji, Hanshin Tigers manager)
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    There are a lot of Giants fans who owe Kai a dogeza (a full grovel-apology) right about now, aren't there (-_-)
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:44
    Guess Kai never let himself go sour and just kept preparing
    In the end it's the veterans you can count on
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Walters is Tuna No. 2 — zero control whatsoever (a nickname mocking wild, no-command pitchers)
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Re: #1

    Pitchers of record
    Win: Giants — Ei Tanaka (2-3, 2 SV)
    Loss: Yakult — Walters (1-4, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants — Martinez (3-3, 36 SV)
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Next thing you know, only 1.5 games behind Hanshin
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    Wait, is this actually the start of the Giants winning it all under their interim manager?
    Kai coming through with a clutch hit out of nowhere like that is exactly the kind of thing that happens to championship teams
    Zero hits all season — normally you'd pinch-hit there, but they let him swing anyway and this is what happened
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #28
    If they win the pennant by some fluke, there goes the whole 'Manager Matsui' plan
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    Can we please stop it with the fact that this guy — who's basically become the cleanup hitter at this point, hit the go-ahead run yesterday and the go-ahead hit today — still just walks up to the generic 'Hitter's Theme' instead of his own song
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:46
    A home run worth 300 million yen in one swing
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    Re: #32
    That's a bit pricey…
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    The race for first is heating up, but the race for 3rd has turned into total chaos
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:47
    The Giants are running through literally every player on their active roster — true team-wide effort
    Hanshin, meanwhile, is a team that simply loses whenever Sato Teruaki and Morishita don't hit
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:49
    Re: #34
    The plan is for Matsui to take over once the new stadium opens in 2032, so he's not getting the job next year regardless
    For now it's said to be either Yoshinobu again or Hara for the umpteenth time
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:50
    Re: #41
    There isn't even going to BE a new stadium lol
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:49
    Back when Yakult was in first place early in the season, there were plenty of people saying 'Yakult's got this year locked up.' No eye for the game whatsoever lol
    Someone posted 'no way Yakult actually wins it,' and people replied 'obviously Yakult's got it, they're just too strong this year' lol
    So embarrassing in hindsight lol
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:55
    Re: #42
    Figured that roster had no chance of holding up all season, and yep, called it exactly
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:02
    Yakult is in serious trouble — at this rate they could end up dead last
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:04
    Re: #66
    Even so, surely not below Hiroshima as they stand now
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:19
    Chunichi ('Chunidora') pulling off an angry underdog upset there~
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:24
    Re: #79
    Chunichi's strong at home but weak on the road, so they won't survive the Climax Series (Japan's postseason playoff)

    Background and Key Points

    The Central League’s pennant race sits atop a six-team structure where only the top three advance to the postseason Climax Series, so the “3rd through 6th, 1.5 games apart” scramble mentioned here is really a fight for the last playoff berth, not for the title itself — the Giants are chasing Hanshin Tigers for 1st, while Yakult, Chunichi, DeNA, and Hiroshima jockey for the remaining spots. Yakult started the season well enough that some 5ch posters were predicting a title run in the spring, which is why the “no eye for the game” ribbing in the thread lands as retrospective mockery rather than fresh commentary.

    The actual disagreement in the thread wasn’t about the final score — it was about how much weight to put on Takuya Kai’s hit. Kai has been batting .077 all year, so posters split between reading his go-ahead knock as a genuine sign the Giants’ bench players are finally contributing (the “team-wide effort” comment) versus treating it as a fluke that happened to land during a chaotic stretch, not evidence of a turnaround.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out for outsiders is the Giants’ managerial situation driving the joking references to “Matsui” and “Hara.” The team is currently run by an interim manager, with Hideki Matsui long rumored as the eventual choice — but only once Yomiuri’s new stadium opens in 2032, meaning a surprise title run this year wouldn’t actually accelerate that succession plan, contrary to what the joking tone might suggest to an outside reader.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread ‘[Baseball] CL S 3-5 G [8/26] Giants’ Kai hits go-ahead HR, Martinez notches his 248th career save, Yakult drop 5th straight, just 1.5 games separate 3rd through 6th place‘.

  • Giants’ Kai Takuya gets his first hit of the season — and it’s a home run! 5ch thread erupts

    In the 5ch live-thread for the Giants vs. Yakult game, Giants catcher Kai Takuya’s first hit of the season became the talk of the board — because it went straight out of the park. Known for his powerful throwing arm, dubbed the “Kai Cannon,” his blast had some fans ranking it alongside Sakamoto Hayato’s walk-off three-run homer and Maru Yoshihiro’s pinch-hit grand slam as one of the “miracles of the season” — while others jabbed, “the third one’s pretty weak sauce.”

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread 114
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:13
    Jingu Stadium
    Starting Lineups
    【Giants】  【Yakult】
    4 Urata    6 Nagaoka
    8 Sasaki   5 Akahane
    7 Matsumoto  7 Santana
    5 Dalbec   3 Yamada
    3 Masuda (Riku)  9 Masuda
    9 Hirayama  2 Suzuki (Kanau)
    6 Izumiguchi  4 Uchiyama
    2 Kai    1 Yamano
    1 Inoue   8 Montero
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:17
    Re: #1
    Thanks for the new thread
    This right here is the must-win battle
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    Kai just got his first hit of the season, let's gooooo!!!
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    The Kai Cannon is soooooo stroooooong!!!
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    You guys, count me in too — full dogeza (bowing apology) ahhhh tatatatatata
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    He really does have some pop, huh
    If he can hit like that, Kai's fine by me
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Hashi-God's managing is on point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    The signs I kept calling finally paid off
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    The Kai Cannon has arrived lol
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    We've got this in the bag
    Gonna go run to Mummy Mart (local supermarket chain)
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    You guys owe Kai an apology
    Sorry, Kai
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Sounds like he heard the 'hit a homer' sign
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    No runners on base, so pinch-hitter Nakayama just swings away
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Is Kai growing his hair out again? People are gonna start calling him Kinpachi-sensei (the shaggy-haired teacher from the old TV drama)
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Oh no! Now Hashigami's gonna get the wrong idea and keep using Kai
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Re: #49
    Just platoon them, that's fine
    Oshiro gets tired fast
    Still better than using Kishida
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    Didn't need Yamase at all
    Kai's a catcher who can win games — worth every bit of that ¥500 million
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:20
    I believed in him

    985 Name: Anonymous Wanted… [] Posted: 2026/08/26 (Wed) 21:16:18.57 0
    Come on Kai, one more!
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    No doubt about it, Kai's better than using Kobayashi
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:21
    Kai's the one who shut down that bases-loaded, one-out jam
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:22
    Kishida's unusable right now so they've got no choice but to use Kai
    Kobayashi and Yamase starting would be out of the question
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:22
    I heard they're using Kai to give Oshiro a rest
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Why does Kai always look like he's struggling so much
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    Kobayashi really is photogenic
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:23
    We're in the thick of a pennant race and what's the captain even doing!
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Well, if you're gonna score this inning it's gotta be a home run — and of all people, Kai
    This is a championship-caliber team right here
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Nakayama's been on a roll lately
    If only it weren't for the WBC
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Miracles of this season:
    Sakamoto's walk-off three-run homer
    Maru's lifetime-honorary pinch-hit go-ahead grand slam
    Kai's first hit of the year being a home run ← NEW
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:24
    Re: #85
    The third one's pretty weak sauce
    92AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Lotte's quietly coming back from 0-5 too lol
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Sasaki comes through with a timely hit!!!
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    Riiiight fieeeeld, ohhh and ohh and ohhh
    The 'Monkey' is unreal!!! (fielder's nickname)
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:26
    George is soooo strong!!!
    120AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:27
    Urata .288
    Sasaki .277
    Matsumoto .277

    Too good
    124AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #120
    Unagi (Eel), please come back to us!
    131AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Re: #120
    Thanks, former legendary manager Abe!
    135AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    Go look at rookie-year Sasaki's batting stance, dude looked like he'd never get a hit
    He's grown so much
    137AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:29
    Re: #135
    Seung-yeop's the man

    Background and Key Points

    Giants catcher Kai Takuya carries the nickname “Kai Cannon” for his throwing arm behind the plate, not his bat — he’s a defense-first backstop signed as a free agent for a reported ¥500 million, which is why one poster calls the homer “worth every bit of that ¥500 million.” Yomiuri Giants and Tokyo Yakult Swallows are two of Japan’s oldest NPB franchises and perennial rivals; the game in question was at Jingu Stadium, Yakult’s home park in Tokyo, during a tight pennant race in late August. “Hashi-God” refers to acting manager Hashigami, and the running joke about “signs” (calling for a home-run swing) reflects how heavily NPB broadcasts and 5ch fans dissect in-game strategy pitch by pitch — something casual fans outside Japan rarely see discussed in this much granular detail.

    The thread doesn’t actually split over whether Kai’s homer was impressive — everyone agrees it was a shock given his light-hitting reputation. The real friction is over what it means for his playing time: some want Hashigami to keep starting Kai over rivals Oshiro, Kobayashi, Yamase, and the currently-unusable Kishida, while others (see post 49) worry the manager will now overuse a catcher whose real value is defensive, not offensive.

    What outside readers might miss is the comparison list in post 85: ranking Kai’s first hit of the season — a solo shot with no strategic weight — alongside Sakamoto’s walk-off three-run homer and Maru’s pinch-hit grand slam is largely tongue-in-cheek self-deprecation about how offensively thin the Giants have been this year, not a serious claim about the play’s importance, which is why another poster immediately calls it “weak sauce.”

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 115.”

  • Seibu’s Kuriyama Takumi Hit in the Head by Pitch, Collapses Days Before His Retirement Game

    Ahead of his retirement game scheduled for August 30, Seibu’s Takumi Kuriyama went down after being hit in the head by a pitch during a farm-team (2nd-team) game against Rakuten on the 26th. Following reports that “it sounded like his helmet cracked,” 5ch’s Entertainment & Sports Express+ board lit up with discussion over whether he’ll still be able to play in his retirement game, how the scheduling works, and reactions toward the opposing pitcher.

    8/26 (Wed) 14:19 JST

    Nikkan Sports

    <Farm League Interleague Game: Seibu vs. Rakuten> ◇August 26◇ Kaminiku Field

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:06
    Rest up for a week, okay~
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:07
    If it's a concussion, could that rule him out of the retirement game?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:10
    So is this a retirement with no retirement ceremony?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:15
    Re: #10
    They can probably still hold the ceremony, but he might not get to actually take the field and show off his game one last time.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:22
    Re: #21
    They're still in the pennant hunt and want to lock up at least 2nd place, so it's an awkward time for this.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:10
    42 years old, that's impressive
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:25
    Re: #11
    Then again, his stats aren't like Yamasaki Takeshi, who was still smashing hits well past 40 — realistically he's like 5 years overdue for retirement. And now this beanball on top of it lol
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:11
    Isn't the level of baseball kind of low these days?
    Beanballs to the head used to be pretty rare, right?
    Maybe pitchers' lower-body mechanics have gotten weaker.
    They're just getting velocity from weight training — the actual skill level is seriously low.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:14
    Re: #12
    It's because batters stopped bailing out of the way.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:12
    And of all teams, the retirement game opponent is Rakuten too
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:16
    Re: #13
    Wasn't his former teammate Kishi supposed to pitch in that one?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:13
    Come on, at least let the guy get his timing down, it's just a farm game.
    Even if he gets hit hard, they'd cut him some slack given the circumstances.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:13
    > Bottom of the 3rd, 2 outs, Rakuten's Koga's fastball hits Kuriyama square in the head.
    > Bottom of the 3rd, 2 outs, Rakuten's Koga's fastball hits Kuriyama square in the head.
    > Bottom of the 3rd, 2 outs, Rakuten's Koga's fastball hits Kuriyama square in the head.


    The way this is written makes it sound like he got hit and died.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:13
    Well, worst case they could just postpone the retirement game, no?
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:15
    Re: #17
    They're drawing fans in specifically for Kuriyama's retirement game — a rainout is one thing, but a game where the man himself doesn't play would basically be false advertising lol
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:15
    A no-control pitcher whose only redeeming quality is velocity is a menace!
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:16
    Nobody saw this coming — the moment he finally 'awakens'
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:16
    [Photo] A young Kuriyama Takumi posing for a commemorative photo with his father and mother back when he first joined the team

    He was full of energy back then…
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:16
    Who threw that?! Was it Fujinami?! Fujinami Shintaro pitched that one?! (a nod to Fujinami's infamous wildness)
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:17
    I could understand it if it were a breaking ball that slipped out of his hand, but it was a fastball…
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:17
    Checked the schedule —
    the retirement game is a first-team (top-league) game.
    Well, of course it is.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:17
    Kind of sad for the Pacific League honestly —
    a guy nobody's even heard of has 2,150 career hits
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:19
    Got 2,000 hits and he's still this unflashy
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:20
    Re: #36
    Getting 2,000 hits is genuinely hard, you know
    But yeah, unflashy
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:19
    This is tough love saying 'I'm not letting you retire just yet'
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:21
    Kuriyama and Chunichi's Oshima are both so unflashy you'd never guess either one has 2,000 hits
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:26
    Re: #45
    Even glove-first guys like Araki Masahiro, Miyamoto Shinya, and Tanishige Motonobu got their 2,000 hits too
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:25
    Re: #28
    I saw an article saying it'd be nice if he got to pitch, but it comes down to whether Rakuten's side is willing to make a classy gesture.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:29
    Re: #52
    They're already locked into last place, so maybe Yoshii will just let it be a friendly, low-stakes game
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:25
    In MLB a beanball to the head means an automatic trip to the IL — how does NPB handle it?
    No pension once you retire either, tough being in a declining league.
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:28
    Re: #53
    Unlike the J.League, both revenue and attendance here keep climbing though
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:29
    Re: #60
    So, did the pension come back?
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:34
    Re: #60
    Apparently the J.League's attendance and revenue are climbing too despite all that
    The JFA running a deficit is just because it's not structured as a stock company
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:34
    Why put a player whose retirement is already set in stone into a farm-team game?
    Wouldn't it make more sense to give the young guys the reps instead?
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:38
    Re: #75
    He's a franchise legend so they want to give him a top-team retirement game, but Seibu's sitting in 2nd place and can't afford to ease off.
    So he went out to a farm game just to get some timing work in — and took a pitch to the head for it.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:41
    Re: #47
    Guess it's next year's preseason then
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 15:46
    Re: #81
    Honestly that'd be better
    They're already locked into a Climax Series spot this year anyway

    Background and Key Points

    Kuriyama Takumi is a 42-year-old infielder/outfielder who has spent his whole career with the Seibu Lions and has quietly accumulated over 2,150 hits, a number that would be a career highlight on most rosters but has never made him a headline name — hence posters comparing him to similarly unglamorous 2,000-hit contact hitters like Araki, Miyamoto and Tanishige. NPB teams run two full rosters, an ichi-gun (top team) that plays the games fans watch on TV and a ni-gun (farm team) used for rehab, tryouts and timing work; Kuriyama was only in this Rakuten farm game to sharpen his timing ahead of a pre-arranged “taininshiai” (retirement game), a ceremonial send-off NPB clubs stage for franchise veterans, complete with a chosen opponent and a scripted final at-bat. Seibu, however, is fighting for second place and a Climax Series spot, so the club couldn’t simply bench him for weeks to be safe.

    The thread wasn’t arguing about whether Kuriyama deserved the sendoff — everyone agreed he’d earned it — but about logistics: does a possible concussion torpedo his last on-field appearance, should the game be postponed or pushed to next spring’s exhibition slate, and would Rakuten (already eliminated from contention) ease up on him as a courtesy.

    What outside readers likely miss is that NPB retirement games routinely rely on the opposing pitcher’s cooperation to let the honoree get a hit or an at-bat cleanly, which is why several posters were specifically hoping Rakuten would “make a classy gesture” rather than pitch him tough — a custom without a real MLB equivalent.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports Express+) thread “[Seibu] Kuriyama Takumi, set for his retirement game on the 30th, hit in the head by a pitch — sound like a cracking helmet as he collapses, farm game.”

  • Shohei Ohtani’s Autographed Limited Card Sells for All-Time Record ¥110 Million (~$686K)

    A limited-edition autographed card commemorating Shohei Ohtani’s historic “50 home runs, 50 stolen bases” moment sold at auction for an all-time record of roughly ¥110 million (about $686,000). On 5ch, users buzzed with speculation about the buyer’s identity, comparisons to the record-breaking ¥2.5 billion Pokémon card sale, and jokes tying it back to Ippei Mizuhara’s gambling debts.

    At the same time, plenty of commenters admitted they simply couldn’t wrap their heads around paying that much for “a single piece of paper.”

    Shohei Ohtani’s Limited Card Sells for Record ¥110 Million — Signed Card Surpasses LeBron and Curry

    Dodgers pitcher/DH Shohei Ohtani has set another record. A signed card commemorating his historic first-ever “50 home runs and 50 stolen bases” achievement — part of the limited-run, made-to-order “Topps NOW” series — has sold for an all-time record price of $686,250 (roughly ¥110 million).

    “Topps NOW” is a special card series released for a limited time whenever a real game produces a historic moment, with sales windows typically running 24 to 48 hours.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:30
    What kind of rich person pays that much for a single piece of paper…
    Damn, I'm jealous…
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:30
    ¥110 MILLION, HERE IT COMES━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:31
    Somebody make a thread about this

    "It's the second most popular sport after baseball" — Jockey Christophe Lemaire tells French media about horse racing's popularity in Japan
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/7228b8a5c4d19037698fd9dc032e840ac62af3d0
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:40
    Re: #7
    Not even sure horse racing counts as a sport, but it's by far #1 in revenue.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:32
    If that's all Ohtani goes for, Kim Hye-seong's card would go for ¥300 million.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:33
    Re: #9
    Right? lol

    Seriously, who actually bought this thing?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:36
    So how much is my Yasuaki Yamasaki 150S card worth (´^ω^`)
    Maybe ¥5,000 to a die-hard collector (´^ω^`;)
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    It's always a mystery which site these auctions even run on.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:38
    Would you really want a card of some dude who's just good at baseball?
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:40
    If Ippei just asked Ohtani to mass-produce like 20 of these cards, he could pay off his debt, right?
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:58
    Re: #25
    So he'd make them out of private photos?
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:41
    Just put Ippei on the Teiai debt ship… (a nod to the loan-shark ship from Kaiji, where debtors get worked off in forced labor)
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:41
    Can't blame the jealous haters for coming out of the woodwork.

    He's a unicorn in MLB, plus he's good-looking and popular.
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:13
    Re: #28
    Wait, is that Ohtani himself posting?
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:42
    By the way, today's game's scapegoat was…
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:45
    Re: #31
    Is it because he didn't go on the ground ball?
    His baserunning really is bad though.
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:47
    Re: #34
    There's no way you could've run on that.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:43
    Ohtani's card: ¥110 million
    Japan national soccer team captain Wataru Endo's limited-edition cleats at ¥330,000: zero buyers
    ¥0
    Isn't that a bit much, even so?
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:44
    I saw a livestream of a family that got a card signed by both him and Trout
    Wonder which one ends up worth more.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:49
    Really makes you realize how much values differ from person to person.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:53
    Re: #44
    Most of it's probably just speculation/investment.
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:54
    Looked up the highest-selling trading card ever,
    and seeing that a Pokémon card went for ¥2.5 billion made this whole thing feel even more absurd.

    Rich people's whims are wild.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:00
    Re: #52
    Pokémon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ohtani (lol)
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:00
    Re: #52
    They turn literally everything into an investment vehicle and just play around with money.
    There's no way a mere card is actually worth that much.
    The moment everyone loses interest, it'll be worthless.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:03
    Re: #52
    That case is an outlier among outliers.
    The card itself is extremely rare, sure, but on top of that the owner is a famous influencer in the West who hyped it on his own stream, and his followers ended up bidding against each other — the price just got pumped up as far as it could go.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:00
    Gotta be a Japanese buyer, for sure lol
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:02
    Re: #62
    Nah, no way.
    There's no Japanese person dumb enough for that.
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:03
    Only one in the world! Shohei Ohtani's rookie card sells for ¥410 million, the highest price ever at a public auction

    tps://www.nikkansports.com/m/baseball/mlb/news/202606300000583_m.html
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:09
    Seriously, where does this kind of spare cash even come from.
    Just split it up and give it to everyone — we'd all be happier.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:14
    Re: #71
    That's not how it'd work
    Prices would just go up.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:13
    Does the card with a swatch of his game-worn jersey featuring the MVP gold mark not count?
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:15
    Re: #75
    Not within the "Topps NOW" series, anyway.

    Background and Key Points

    Ohtani’s card belongs to Topps NOW, a “print-to-order” format that started in 2017: instead of a fixed print run, Topps releases a new card within 24–48 hours of a real, specific game event and only prints however many copies are ordered in that short window, then closes it forever. That scarcity mechanic — plus this card marking the first unassisted “50-50” (50 home runs, 50 stolen bases) season in MLB history — is why a single signed card cleared $686,250 (~¥110 million), reportedly a record for the series and enough to top signed cards of NBA stars LeBron James and Steph Curry. It’s worth noting Ohtani also holds the separate all-time public-auction record for a baseball card at ¥410 million, for a rookie card sold earlier in 2026 — so this ¥110 million figure is specifically the Topps NOW/signed-card record, not his overall high-water mark.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t really about Ohtani — it was about whether any trading card can rationally be worth that much money at all. One camp treated the price as pure financialization: cards, like the ¥2.5 billion Pokémon sale posters kept invoking, are speculative assets whose value depends entirely on continued hype rather than the object itself. The other camp just found the number viscerally absurd — “a piece of paper” — without engaging the investment logic.

    What the thread missed is the mechanism behind that Pokémon comparison it kept citing: that sale wasn’t organic scarcity but a Western influencer publicizing his own purchase and livestreaming it, which pulled his fanbase into a bidding war against itself. No poster connected the dots on whether Ohtani’s sale had a similar promotional engine behind it, or was closer to genuine collector demand.

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[MLB] Shohei Ohtani’s Limited Card Sells for All-Time Record ¥110 Million — Signed Card Surpasses LeBron and Curry.”

  • Why Yuki Yanagita Never Went to the Majors — 5ch: ‘He Was Totally Ready to Go’

    A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board asking why Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks star Yuki Yanagita never took a shot at Major League Baseball drew a lot of traction.

    Opinions flew back and forth — some said the team simply never approved a posting and that Yanagita himself was fully willing to move, others argued he missed his window and gave up on the idea himself — and the discussion expanded into comparisons of his ability with other teams’ star hitters like Seiya Suzuki and Teruaki Sato.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:09
    He'd have done just fine over there.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:10
    He's gonna go down as the guy who ran from MLB his whole life.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:12
    Padding his stats in low-level Japanese baseball and getting off on it won't earn him any respect anyway.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:12
    Didn't he torch the Hanshin fanboys' ("chin-kasu," a 5ch slur for Tigers fans) brains in last year's Japan Series, lol
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:13
    The team just never allowed a posting.
    He himself was totally ready to go.
    Then his prime passed and he gave up on it himself.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:22
    Re: #12
    He clearly had no intention of going once he signed that 7-year contract.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:15
    You guys should understand choosing peace and quiet over climbing the ladder.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:15
    Re: #18
    So he had no ambition, huh?
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:16
    Maybe he was scared of ending up like Senga? (Kodai Senga, who went to the Mets)
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:16
    He got boxed in by SoftBank and had to give it up.
    He looked pretty bitter about it.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:17
    Re: #23
    It's a contract — there's no such thing as being "boxed in."
    What, did they take his family hostage or something?
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:17
    By the time he was old enough to go to MLB he probably couldn't hit a 1.000 OPS anymore.
    The year he'd have qualified for international free agency, he got hurt, was out long-term, and gave that tearful press conference.
    That's when he gave up on the majors.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:17
    Would've liked to see Gīta (Yanagita's nickname) become a novelty/gimmick player like Munenori Kawasaki was.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:17
    If he weren't with SoftBank he probably would've gone.
    SoftBank's the kind of team that steals people's dreams.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:19
    Re: #28
    But if it weren't for "the Toilet" (a 5ch nickname for SoftBank), he probably wouldn't have grown into a player who could put up numbers like that.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:18
    That kind of skill set wouldn't have cut it over there.
    Also he's surprisingly a low-launch-angle guy, so once pitchers exploited that, he'd have ended up serving up homers instead of hitting them.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:18
    He'd have easily surpassed guys like Seiya Suzuki or Munetaka Murakami.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:20
    Re: #30
    Yeah, I think he was easily better than that tier.
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:20
    Being a college draftee is the sticking point there.
    He definitely would've done well though.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:24
    Re: #35
    On top of being a college guy, he didn't even lock down a starting job smoothly either.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:23
    Re: #42
    That contract was just forced on him by the team.
    He himself wanted to go.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:30
    Re: #47
    What do you mean, "forced into" signing a contract?
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:28
    Yanagita was already past his peak by then.
    Kondo, on the other hand, flat-out ran away.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:36
    Re: #61
    As for Kondo, he's become the best hitter around since moving to SoftBank.
    Back in his Nippon-Ham days he lacked power — he barely ever even cleared a qualified .900 OPS — so he never had a real shot at going overseas anyway.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:32
    He was definitely better than Suzuki anyway.
    And the Central League's a low level to begin with.
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:34
    Re: #75
    He's not that different from Yoshida, so no way.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:34
    No doubt he easily put up better numbers than Suzuki.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:37
    Re: #77
    Compare them at the same age and Suzuki's clearly better.
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:37
    Re: #84
    The Central League's low-level though.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:38
    Re: #86
    Can you still say that after watching Yoshida?
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:38
    The Carp getting thrown out on steals over and over by Takuya Kai in the Japan Series was hilarious lol
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:39
    Re: #89
    The Central League's level was so low it was funny.
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:39
    Teruaki Sato wouldn't even be home run king in the Pacific League.
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:40
    Re: #91
    Yeah, the Central League's level is way too low.
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:41
    Re: #87
    Yoshida and Yanagita aren't in the same category lol
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 11:42
    Re: #95
    We're talking about the Pacific League here?

    Background and Key Points

    Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks operate under Nippon Professional Baseball’s posting system, which lets a team-controlled player negotiate with MLB clubs only once his team consents — nine years of NPB service otherwise grants unrestricted international free agency. Yanagita, a 2011 college draftee who debuted in 2012, would have hit that nine-year mark around 2020-2021, precisely when he suffered the long-term knee injury that produced his tearful press conference. SoftBank, unlike Orix with Yoshinobu Yamamoto or the Fighters with Shohei Ohtani, has a reputation on 5ch as an organization that rarely posts its stars, and Yanagita signed a lucrative long-term deal with the club rather than pushing for a transfer.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t whether Yanagita was good enough — most posters agree he was, several ranking him above Seiya Suzuki — but whether his MLB dream died by team veto or by his own choice. One camp insists SoftBank blocked a posting he wanted; another counters that a “forced” seven-year contract isn’t forced at all, since he could have simply not signed it, and that his real turning point was the injury-hit free-agent year, not front-office obstruction.

    What the thread glosses over is the mechanics of NPB free agency itself: international FA eligibility (nine years) is separate from domestic FA (typically eight), and a player can be a de facto MLB candidate without ever needing team “permission” once he reaches it — posting is only relevant before that threshold. Readers unfamiliar with NPB may also not realize the Central-versus-Pacific League rivalry embedded in the later replies, where “the Central League is low-level” is a long-running Pacific League fan trope, not a neutral scouting assessment, coloring the Suzuki/Yoshida/Sato comparisons far more than any real stat.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Why did SoftBank Hawks’ Yanagita run away from the majors?”.

  • Hanshin’s #1 Draft Pick Ihara Demoted Indefinitely After Assault Report — 5ch: “So Basically, No Punishment At All”

    Hanshin Tigers first-round draft pick Ihara has been taken off the active roster after reports surfaced of an assault against a woman, with the team announcing no set date for his return from the minors. Thread comments questioned whether this really counts as “punishment,” with many drawing comparisons to past incidents involving Sho Nakata and Hotaka Yamakawa.

    While Ihara said he doesn’t remember everything that happened that night since he’d been drinking, the team stated that his account “generally matches the reports, and this can’t be overlooked,” and announced it was removing him from the active roster that day with no fixed timeline for his return.

    According to a weekly magazine report, at a drinking gathering this past January, an intoxicated Ihara allegedly hurled abuse at a woman in her twenties and grabbed her by the hair, among other actions.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:01
    Typical Osaka
    Hanshin (mockingly nicknamed "Chin-san" on 5ch) is always pulling this stuff
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:01
    Hanshin players are just way too cocky across the board, aren't they
    86AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:30
    Re: #4
    The manager's cocky too
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:02
    Handy, isn't it, this "indefinite" thing
    If something comes up they could lift it as early as next week
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:07
    Re: #7
    Technically under the rules it's just a demotion to the minors, so it's not even a punishment
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:21
    Re: #7
    Re: #25
    Fair point, this isn't a punishment at all
    Typical Hanshin — they didn't even punish Fujinami and the others for that COVID lockdown party, and that same year, while the state of emergency had everyone told to stay home, Nishi didn't even get sent down for his cross-prefecture affair scandal
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:03
    What is it with finesse pitchers getting mixed up in assault cases?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:03
    Guess we've entered an era where even a starting regular can't get away with this
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:03
    Isn't a kyabakura (hostess club) a different kind of place for that?
    Giants' Sakamoto bit someone and injured them too
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:04
    Re: #14
    Turns out the guy claiming to be the woman's lawyer in that case wasn't actually licensed, so the whole thing is pretty sketchy to begin with
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:07
    Re: #14
    Do you know what happened to actor Teruyuki Kagawa?
    91AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:32
    Re: #14
    Lol, sounds like someone who's never even set foot in a kyabakura
    Where's this hostess club where assaulting women is fine?
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:03
    Eh, whatever, the team's strong and winning, so who cares
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:03
    You guys ripped into Sho Nakata over and over for this kind of thing, so naturally Hanshin fans are demanding Ihara get traded too, right?
    Especially since assaulting a woman is way worse
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:05
    Re: #16
    Well, the Fighters at least suspended Nakata
    Hanshin not even suspending Ihara is the worse part
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:11
    Re: #16
    Nakata was a nationally known star, so it caused a huge stir even outside baseball circles
    A player like Ihara on a more "local" team, nobody outside the fanbase even knows him, so it's barely trending — they're probably just hoping it dies down
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:07
    Some of their past first-round picks are sketchy too, might as well send them all down indefinitely while they're at it
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:07
    He's the first first-round pick manager Fujikawa ever drafted, so they can't just toss him aside
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:08
    What he did is worse than what Nakata did
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:08
    Isn't Ihara the guy with that mole under his nose that looks like a booger?
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:17
    Re: #33
    Yeah
    Chikamoto's got a mole in the same spot too though
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:10
    So basically, no punishment
    They're just waiting for the heat to die down
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:12
    Re: #35
    I could get behind it if you said the punishment was too light, but how do you read this as "no punishment" lol
    In terms of yes-or-no, he clearly WAS punished
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:12
    Re: #35
    Baseball fans never really let the heat die down
    Even after he retires, people will keep bringing it up forever
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:10
    Thought about swapping out the kanji in Ihara's name [for a joke] but that'd probably cross a line, so I'll pass
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:12
    Is he the kind of player they wouldn't even miss if he were gone the rest of the season?
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:13
    Re: #42
    "Punishment" usually means a suspension though
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:22
    Re: #45
    Does anyone actually understand what this sentence means?
    It's so short but I have no clue what you're trying to say
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:14
    The Hiroshima Toyo Carp will gladly take Ihara off your hands
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:18
    Re: #53
    How about a trade for Kozono?
    I'll throw in Dorin too
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:23
    No idea how long the "indefinite" lasts, but he does seem like the type Fujikawa wouldn't care for
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:30
    Reading the details, it's a fairly serious screw-up, but no police report was filed, huh
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:32
    Re: #85
    Probably reached a settlement
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:34
    Same thing happened with Yamakawa
    That one turned out to be a false accusation in the end, and by the offseason Yamakawa signed with SoftBank without a hitch
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 12:37
    Re: #94
    👤 Ihara: rejected, sorry… (riffing on a meme "judge stamp" image, playing off Yamakawa's move to SoftBank)

    Background and Key Points

    For readers unfamiliar with Japanese pro baseball: NPB’s “ikusei/nigun kōkaku” (minor-league demotion) is a routine roster transaction, not a disciplinary suspension. A club simply removes a player from its 28-man top-team roster; there’s no fixed term, no forfeited salary, and no report to the commissioner’s office the way a formal “shutsujō teishi” (suspension) requires. Hanshin is one of NPB’s most storied and popular franchises, and a first-round draft pick carries outsized expectations — manager Yuki Fujikawa, a former star closer, took over this year and Ihara was his first-ever top pick, which is why posters suspect the club is reluctant to cut him loose entirely.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over whether Ihara did something serious — most posters accept the magazine’s account — but over whether “indefinite minor-league demotion” constitutes punishment at all. Some argue that technically being benched is still a consequence; others insist it’s cosmetic since Hanshin could reactivate him the moment media attention fades, unlike an actual suspension.

    What outside readers likely miss is the legal backdrop the posters gloss over: no police report was filed, which in Japan usually signals a private monetary settlement (jidan) between the parties — common practice that avoids prosecution but leaves no public record of guilt, unlike a criminal charge. That’s also why the Nakata and Yamakawa comparisons matter: Nakata’s team issued an actual suspension after repeated incidents, while Yamakawa’s case was dropped for lack of evidence and he later signed freely elsewhere — two very different legal outcomes that Japanese teams nonetheless handle almost identically at the PR level, since NPB has no league-wide domestic-violence or conduct policy comparable to North American leagues.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Sad News] Hanshin’s #1 pick Ihara, accused of assaulting a woman, turns out to face an indefinite minor-league demotion lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.”

  • MLB MVP Odds: Not Ohtani — Cubs’ PCA Leads NL Race

    On August 25, MLB’s official website released its predictions for this season’s NL MVP, and topping the list wasn’t Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), who is chasing his fourth consecutive and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24).

    On 5ch, discussion centered on a stats debate over whether WAR or OPS should carry more weight, along with hopes that Ohtani could still stage a comeback in the final month of the season.

    Sports Hochi

    August 26, 2026, 4:55 AM

    In this season’s MVP predictions released on the 25th (late that same night Japan time) by MLB’s official website, it’s not Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), aiming for his fourth straight and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24) who currently leads the NL race.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:20
    Soccer's the sport of the times now
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:36
    Re: #6
    MLB really doesn't have many famous stars anymore, huh
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:27
    PCA went 0-for-5 yesterday though
    He had a huge slump last year too
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:32
    Still, there's a month left
    Could go either way
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Who even is this guy lol
    Ohtani losing out to some nobody lol
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Guess the anti-Ohtani harassment is bad in the US too lol
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Ohtani's reign is finally over
    (∩´∀`)∩ hooray! (celebratory ASCII emoticon)
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Well of course
    His swing's got way more snap to it
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:38
    Just go play outfield then
    If there's injury risk, ban sliding and diving catches
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:40
    Voter fatigue might mean
    PCA takes it even if Ohtani hits 40-40
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:41
    Shohei Ohtani
    Turns out he's not that popular after all \(^o^)/
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:45
    If he wins MVP with this year's stats, that'd be rigged
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    So far PCA's been running hot on top of hot, while Ohtani's been running cold on top of cold. Curious how the last month plays out.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:47
    Who's Alvarez?
    Is MLB's level really low enough that some random newcomer can become MVP?
    Thought that, looked him up, and turns out he's put up great numbers every year lmao
    I'm way too much of a casual fan lmaooo
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:48
    This season Ohtani's hitting and pitching are both a bit off his absolute peak
    (though the fact that he's still in the conversation among Japanese players says he's a monster regardless)

    MVP is just an incidental award for how the whole year goes. Winning the pennant is what actually matters.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:50
    Roberts doesn't prioritize individual titles and won't let him chase one
    If he's not pitching, Ohtani as just a DH doesn't stand a chance
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    He's already won it 4 times, isn't that enough?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:34
    Re: #48
    Catching up to and surpassing Bonds' 7 MVPs is Ohtani's noble mission
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:25
    Downgraded from unicorn to just a pretty good player
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Re: #50
    Calling the OPS leader "pretty good" lol
    Who do you think you are lol
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Quick-draw Grounder-tani (mocking nickname for weak early-count groundouts) is a no-go this season, even to an amateur eye
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:35
    Re: #54
    When it comes to grounding out and going hitless lately,
    Murakami's even worse than Ohtani
    So dissing Ohtani means dissing Murakami even harder — keep that in mind
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:28
    He's still #1 in WAR nationwide
    Can't be helped
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:36
    Re: #56
    WAR isn't an official MLB stat
    It's just a reference metric, and plenty of people criticize it
    Too much weight's been put on it until now
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:42
    MVP is basically decided by WAR, yet these bandwagon Ohtani fans keep chanting OPS lmao
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:48
    Re: #69
    That take is shallow
    Writers vote on impressions, not stats — keep that in mind

    Though yeah, Ohtani's not getting MVP this year, that much is certain
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:47
    Surprised Ohtani's even in MVP contention
    Thought he was way short of it this season
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #75
    The OPS leader not being in contention? No way lol
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    PCA running hot on top of hot
    Ohtani running cold on top of cold

    Genuinely excited to see the last month play out
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    Re: #85
    The real 'running hot' is Ohtani's ERA, as always

    Background and Key Points

    The MVP award itself isn’t decided by MLB.com’s own website — the poll referenced here is an internal “expert predictions” feature published in late August, distinct from the real vote, which is cast after the regular season by two BBWAA writers in each NL city on a ranked ballot. Ohtani’s history looms over the discussion: back-to-back AL MVPs in 2021 and 2023, then a unanimous NL MVP in 2024 after a two-way peak that combined elite hitting with dominant pitching WAR. This year he’s largely a DH while recovering from surgery, which several posters implicitly flag as the reason his overall value case is thinner than in past seasons, even with strong OPS numbers.

    The thread’s real fault line is WAR versus OPS as the right lens for MVP. One camp treats WAR — which folds in PCA’s defense and baserunning on top of a breakout bat — as the closer proxy for what writers actually reward, since PCA plays center field and adds value beyond hitting. The other camp insists that voters go by feel and traditional offensive production, where Ohtani’s OPS lead should matter more, and that a strong September could still flip things.

    What the thread skips is that these midseason “predictions” have shifted before and carry no weight on the actual ballot; WAR itself isn’t an MLB-sanctioned metric but a sabermetric composite that different sites calculate differently, so “leading in WAR” isn’t as fixed a fact as posters treat it. Readers should treat this as an editorial snapshot, not a forecast of the real BBWAA outcome.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[U.S.] Even in the official site’s expert poll, PCA is favored over Shohei Ohtani for MVP.”

  • Jockey Christophe Lemaire’s ‘Horse Racing Is Japan’s Second Most Popular Sport After Baseball’ Claim Draws Fire From Soccer Fans

    Jockey Christophe Lemaire told French media that “in Japan, horse racing is the second most popular sport, right after baseball,” a remark that sparked discussion on the “Nanademo Jikkyo G” (live-sports chat) board.

    The thread split over whether horse racing or soccer is actually more popular. Some backers pointed to the fame of the Arima Kinen (the year-end Grand Prix race) as evidence for racing, while others pushed back with “nobody would watch it without betting on it” and “is it even a sport to begin with?”

    Well, he really went there.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:09
    On the popularity of horse racing in Japan, he explained: "Japan is a country where horse racing is massively popular — it's the second most popular sport after baseball. About 6 million people watch racing every week, and it gets huge coverage on TV, in newspapers, and other media. The jockeys are very well known. You might walk right past one on the street without noticing, but say the name and people instantly recognize it. Trainers' and horses' names are famous too. A horse in good form or a top jockey becomes the star of the moment. Almond Eye was on the level of a world-famous athlete, and since she's the winningest horse in Japanese G1 history, she naturally became a legend."
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:42
    Re: #2 Maybe that was true back in the 1990s
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    If you count horse racing as a sport, it's absolutely bigger than soccer
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    I get that he's trying to say it's popular, but isn't sumo actually above it?
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    A nation of gambling addicts — someone fix this double taxation already (Japan taxes racing winnings both as "miscellaneous income" and again via the payout structure, a frequent complaint)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Once you've bought a ticket, you're locked in watching for sure. That's the power of horse racing.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    I wonder how many years of a normal company's tax revenue the JRA rakes in from a single year of race meets. Though with jockeys mired in scandal after scandal, the people involved might be rotten to the core.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:26
    Re: #12 Even Urawa Racecourse alone pays something like 2 billion yen in taxes every year
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Lemaire used to show up at Panasonic Stadium (Suita) back in the day — does he still go these days?
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Wouldn't it make sense for horse racing to be right after baseball? Though sumo's in the mix too.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    There's a chance horse racing is actually #1 🤔

    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    If you couldn't bet money on it, wouldn't nobody care?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    If you ask who's more recognizable — the current top horse in the JRA or the current top player in the J.League — the horse probably wins
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    Re: #18 The J.League survived 30 years on Kazu alone, don't mess around 😤 (Kazuyoshi Miura, the league's ageless veteran star)
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:17
    Re: #18 Jockeys are probably better remembered by name among the general public, honestly. Racehorses retire after three years at the most.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    If soccer-loving Lemaire is the one saying it, it must be true
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    As far as fan behavior goes, he's not wrong — you don't see racist banners at horse racing, and you don't see fans surrounding the team bus
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    My image of soccer is that it only really gets exciting during the World Cup
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    Like others here have said, I don't think of it as a sport. The jockeys riding the horses are definitely athletes, sure, but horse racing itself is gambling, not a sport. It's like saying horseback riding is Japan's second most popular pastime.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    It's on terrestrial TV more than baseball or soccer, honestly
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Horse racing's economic impact is definitely #2, no question
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Is horse racing actually a sport though? 🤔
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:18
    Re: #32 It's a sport — the whole point is determining the strongest horse
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:18
    Re: #32 It gets covered in the sports section of the paper, so it's a sport (weak logic, I know)
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:26
    Re: #32 Jockeys genuinely risk their lives out there, and it takes core strength, not just fingertips. Sure, there's an element of depending on the horse's raw ability, but I'd say it counts as a sport. Though watching it isn't really "watching a sport."
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:26
    They've got a soccer league that draws 13 million fans a year, and people still wildly underrate how popular soccer is in Japan
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    Re: #63 Because nobody knows the winning team, let alone the top domestic player
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    I heard the J.League is at risk of losing out to Korean baseball in attendance
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:32
    Re: #69 How bad is Korean baseball's attendance then, seriously 😩
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:31
    The Arima Kinen has basically become a national event — it draws more attention than baseball's All-Star Game or the Japan Series
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:32
    Re: #75 That's probably just because you like horse racing — the general public isn't that into it. Nobody actually knows who won.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:34
    Re: #75 Even people who never follow horse racing otherwise will place a bet just for the Arima Kinen. Meanwhile soccer went and moved the Emperor's Cup final off its New Year's Day tradition slot — what a dumb move that was.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:36
    I don't know if it's above or below soccer, but does horse racing really pull in 6 million viewers a week?
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    Re: #85 TV ratings run around 5%. For a G1 race, that's probably about right.
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    It's not a sport, it's just gambling. The number of people who'd watch a race with no money on it and go "wow, that was exciting!" is a tiny minority.
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:41
    Re: #95 Soccer has the toto lottery too, you know (toto = Japan's official soccer betting pool)
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    Re: #95 I've never bet on it and I still enjoy watching. Even human track and field — basically a worse version of horse racing — is popular, so of course horse racing is entertaining on its own.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:44
    Re: #97 There's definitely a good chunk of soccer fans with zero interest in toto who just watch the matches
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    Re: #103 That's becoming more common in horse racing too these days — credit to the JRA's efforts

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s racing authority, the JRA, has genuinely become an entertainment juggernaut over the past 20-plus years — no small feat for a country with a horse-racing tradition barely a century old, imported and formalized only after the war. It runs on a state-sanctioned pari-mutuel model (the same betting-pool structure as the toto soccer lottery one poster mentions), which is exactly why the “nobody watches without betting” line keeps surfacing: JRA revenue and attendance are inseparable from the wagering, unlike gate-driven leagues such as the J.League. The Arima Kinen fan-vote Grand Prix, cited repeatedly here, really does pull casual bettors who ignore racing the other 51 weeks of the year, which is precisely why its popularity is hard to compare cleanly to a weekly sport like soccer.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t “which is bigger” so much as “does gambling-driven attention count as sport popularity at all.” Boosters point to jockey name-recognition, wall-to-wall terrestrial TV coverage, and tax revenue as proof of scale; skeptics counter that none of that measures genuine sporting interest, only betting-market liquidity — hence the recurring jab that racing is closer to “horseback riding as a pastime” than a competitive sport.

    What nobody in the thread lays out is the actual measurement problem: JRA weekly viewership and J.League season attendance aren’t comparable metrics to begin with, one counts broadcast eyeballs on betting races, the other counts paid stadium tickets, so both sides are arguing past each other with numbers that were never built to be stacked side by side. Readers unfamiliar with Japan should also know sumo, dismissed here in passing, has its own separate claim to the “after baseball” slot that this thread never resolves.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Jockey Lemaire makes an enemy of soccer fans. Tells French media: “In Japan, horse racing is the second most popular sport, after baseball”.”

  • Giants Edge Swallows 8-6 as Dalbec’s Go-Ahead 3-Run Homer Leads the Way — 3rd Through 6th Place Bunched Within 2.5 Games

    The Giants edged out the Yakult Swallows 8-6 in a game that got the thread talking, with the lineup racking up 8 runs behind Dalbec’s go-ahead 3-run homer. Comments described Tetsuto Yamada’s hit as “the flare of a candle right before it goes out,” while others worried about the Giants’ bullpen after they burned through seven pitchers, and attention also turned to just how tight the Central League standings are, with only 2.5 games separating 3rd from 6th place.

    Giants    3 0 2  2 0 0  0 0 1 | 8

    Swallows  1 1 2  0 2 0  0 0 0 | 6

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    The Giants win again today, and Joa tastes so good (o^∀^o) (Joa is a Yakult-brand dairy drink — a running joke here celebrating Giants wins with Yakult products)
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    Re: #3, 4, 11
    Hey, quit copying!
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Re: #3, 4, 11
    Thanks for your continued patronage
    thanks to you all buying, the sales go straight into Yamada's salary
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    The Giants win again today, and Yakult 1000 tastes so good (o^∀^o) (another Yakult probiotic drink)
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    Whoever went to watch this game live got their money's worth with all that scoring.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Can't believe Ikeyama's throwing games at this point in the season. ("敗退行為" — NPB's term for intentionally losing/tanking, a serious accusation)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Strikeout, strikeout… "What happened to Munetaka Murakami?"
    Chicago fans' despair, and their dreams
    Fans do an about-face after his "2-for-24, 11 K" slump
    8/25 (Tue) 17:43
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Yakult totally threw that game on purpose lol
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    The Giants win again today, and Pirukuru Miracle Care tastes so good (o^∀^o) (yet another Yakult dairy drink)
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Yakult suddenly started bunting like crazy, lol
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Re: #10
    How, exactly? lol
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #13
    Huh?
    It was obviously intentional
    as punishment for Yoshimura
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #20
    Yakult's still fighting for a Climax Series spot too, lol
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:15
    Re: #20
    Nah, when you get torched for 5 runs right at the start of game one of a 3-game set, of course you stick with your starter even while losing — you've got the next two games to think about.
    And unlike Norimoto, who's basically a sacrificial start for the Giants after Iori Yamazaki's last-minute injury, Yoshimura is (nominally) their Opening Day starter, so he's expected to at least do a starter's job.
    Though the half-hearted comeback ended up burning through their bullpen anyway.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    50-60 DeNA (Yokohama)
    50-61 Yakult
    50-65 Chunichi
    45-60 Hiroshima
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    1st and 2nd place probably won't budge, but 3rd place is up for grabs for anyone!
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    Dalbec: "Dog, shake."

    Dog: "Woof."

    Dalbec: "Hey dog, that's not it.
    It's three. Three times."

    Dog: "Woof woof woof."

    Dalbec: "Awww~ good boy, good boy."
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    Apparently there's a team out there that got 16 hits and still lost to a team with only 9.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    You get 16 hits and still manage to lose? Come on.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #1

    Pitcher decisions
    Win: Giants' Akaboshi (6-2, 0 SV)
    Loss: Yakult's Yoshimura (4-9, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants' Martinez (3-3, 35 SV)
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:03
    Re: #23
    Didn't realize Akaboshi already had 6 wins.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:00
    Katsuya Nomura: "As expected, Hashigami's sticking well to my teachings. Ikeyama? He's managing now? No good, that won't do." (Nomura, a legendary manager who passed away in 2020, is being imagined here weighing in)
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:01
    Dalbec's 3-run homer that somehow flew completely under the radar
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:04
    Re: #25
    Without that 3-run homer, they lose this game.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:03
    If Norimoto can't get Yakult's batters out, there's no team he could possibly pitch against.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:05
    Re: #29
    He was getting hit even in the minors — he only got called up this time to fill out the bullpen.
    He just ended up starting on short notice because Iori landed on the injured list.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:05
    Sure, a win's a win, but burning through 7 pitchers on a Tuesday game against Yakult of all teams…
    is the staff gonna hold up until Sunday?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Re: #33
    No time to worry about that this late in the season.
    The Giants are the ones chasing, so their pitching staff has no choice but to go full throttle.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:14
    That was a really sloppy, low-quality game.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #46
    Agreed.
    Can't believe a team playing like that is sitting in 2nd place.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    And here Yamada finally got a hit too, for nothing.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #54
    Saw the flare of a candle right before it goes out.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    I'm a Giants fan, but…
    the Giants are running on fumes.
    Come September, they could end up like Hiroshima did last year.
    Still, credit where it's due for building up a cushion with this roster.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #61
    They're just aiming for a Climax Series spot at this point.
    As long as they can win it all in the end, that's fine.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #61
    Just when it seemed like the rotation was coming together, it's a mess again.
    They're scraping by rotating position players too, but it's rough.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    Doing well considering they're missing Togo, Iori, and Taisei.
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    Re: #64
    The rotation from when they won it all two years ago:
    Sugano → MLB
    Togo → injured
    Iori → injured
    Griffin → MLB
    Inoue → the lone survivor, now the ace
    Yokogawa → surgery
    Okamoto's gone to MLB too
    Taisei, Yoshikawa, and Kishida are all out hurt
    That's honestly too much to overcome.
    This is basically a rebuilding team that's had to pivot to the young guys.
    Hashigami's doing a great job.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:58
    Re: #64
    Whitley's hurt too, and there's no timetable for Nishidate's return.
    Thank god they picked up Ogasawara when they did.

    Background and Key Points

    The Yomiuri Giants are Japan’s most storied and commercially dominant franchise, and the Yakult Swallows are owned by Yakult Honsha, the probiotic-drink company — which is why beating them triggers the recurring gag of Giants fans “toasting” the win with Yakult’s own products (Joa, Yakult 1000, Pirukuru). Japan’s Central League has no divisions; six teams play one table, and the top three advance to the postseason Climax Series. That structure is why the thread fixated on the standings line — with only 2.5 games separating 3rd and 6th place this late in the season, essentially the whole bottom half of the league is still alive for a playoff spot, which is unusually tight for August.

    The actual disagreement in the thread was whether Yakult’s bullpen management — starter Yoshimura left in through an early battering, then a flurry of bunts — was a deliberate tank job or just conventional strategy. Accusers framed it as “敗退行為” (intentional losing), a loaded term in NPB with echoes of past game-fixing scandals, not a casual complaint. The pushback (post 47) offered a mundane baseball explanation: Yoshimura is Yakult’s nominal ace, so managers stick with him in game one of a series rather than burn the bullpen, even while trailing.

    What outside readers likely miss is the depth of the Giants’ pitching crisis behind the box score: several relievers who anchored their 2023 championship rotation are gone to MLB (Sugano, Griffin, Okamoto) or injured (Togo, Iori, Yokogawa, Taisei, Whitley), forcing a seven-pitcher night just to hold on — the thread’s real subtext beneath the joke posts.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Central League S 6-8 G [8/25] Giants score 8 runs including Dalbec’s go-ahead 3-run homer, Yakult strands 11 runners, Central League tightens to 2.5 games between 3rd and 6th.”