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  • Juice=Juice’s Ebata Hisaki Tries Bitter Senburi Tea for the First Time in Her Life on TV

    A clip of Juice=Juice’s Ebata Hisaki trying senburi tea for the first time in her life during a TV variety segment was posted on X, sparking discussion on 5ch’s Hello!Project board. Senburi tea is a notoriously bitter herbal tonic long used in folk remedies, and capturing someone’s priceless facial reaction the moment they drink it has become a classic bit on reaction-based segments. Thread posts focused on Ebata’s expression, comparisons to other members who’d done similar segments in the past, and differing opinions on whether this was a punishment game or a challenge she took on herself.

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    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:07
    Come to think of it, they haven't done the senburi tea bit in the Murauchi segment lately
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:07
    Ebata's reactions are great, though
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:13
    Is she trying to become a 'dirty-work' comedian now lol (someone willing to do gross/embarrassing stunts for laughs)
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:17
    What would they even do if one of the members were pregnant?
    Fujita Nicole burst into tears of frustration filming a segment where she had to drink 'tea with caffeine' while hiding her pregnancy: "It's the first time it wasn't just about me"
    https://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2477203/full/?utm
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:36
    From electric-shock chairs to senburi tea, she's sticking to the classic gag playbook
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:37
    So this is the senburi debut she'd been wanting to do
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:37
    The hottest ex-underground idol on Niconico Live right now
    https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv351325134
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:37
    Kind of want to tell her it's not as bitter as senburi tea
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:41
    Wonder if this wasn't a punishment game — maybe she just challenged herself
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:43
    Well, whatever, it's fine
    88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:44
    Juice=Juice is the best
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:45
    Nothing beats Juice=Juice (5ch slang: "shika katan" = nothing else compares)

    Background and Discussion Points

    Senburi tea is an herbal tea that’s been used as a stomach remedy since the Edo period, so intensely bitter it’s practically the poster child for the saying “good medicine tastes bitter.” On TV variety shows, its bitterness has repeatedly been used as a reliable little gag to draw out a performer’s genuine, unguarded reaction. Opinions in the thread were split on whether this challenge was a punishment game or something Ebata chose to do herself — worth noting that, absent any confirmed comment from Ebata herself, this remains speculation. Some posts also mentioned that senburi tea had come up in a different segment involving the same group before, suggesting this kind of reaction bit has recurred repeatedly within Hello! Project.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “[Image] Juice=Juice’s Ebata Hisaki-chan tries senburi tea for the first time in her life in a TV segment wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Yoshiyuki Tomino’s “Games Are Evil” Remark Draws a Wave of Pushback — 5ch: “Creating Gundam Ranks Among Humanity’s Worst Sins”

    A thread appeared on the Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board introducing a remark reportedly made in 2009 by Yoshiyuki Tomino, the creator of Gundam: “Games are evil. They’re a waste of energy, they destroy the environment, and they only drag down humanity’s productivity.” Since this coincided with the announcement of a new Gundam game, some pointed out the apparent contradiction — why is he fine with his own creation being turned into games? Others corrected the record, noting that Tomino doesn’t actually hold the rights to Gundam game adaptations and only appears in the credits thanks to his moral rights as the original creator. From there, the discussion broadened into a general debate over whether all entertainment shares the same structure.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:33
    To me, games are evil. Because it's not an activity that supports daily life.
    And games using today's electronic tools are just burning energy — once you're talking about selling hardware to tens of millions, hundreds of millions, even a billion people,
    the act of selling the hardware itself is evil. There's nothing eco about it at all.
    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:35
    Old Baldy [Tomino's famous nickname] has always hated games —
    he's the type who'd say
    "if you've got time to play games, go have sex instead."
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:37
    And yet he's totally fine with Gundam games getting made?
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:38
    Re: #4
    Tomino doesn't hold the rights to Gundam.
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:37
    Bringing this up at CEDEC [Japan's big game developers conference] would be pretty ballsy.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    The original rage-bait old geezer —
    he's always been like this, stirring people up and basically saying "go on then, rebel, you brats."
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    Growing the human population is the real evil —
    we'd be better off cutting it by 80%.
    12AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:45
    So in the end
    it settles on "sure, to varying degrees, but anime and games aren't really any different."
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:47
    Re: #12
    Isn't that true of most entertainment?
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:46
    Now that I think about it, nothing good has happened in Japan since Nintendo made the Famicom [NES] a hit.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:47
    They just announced a new Gundam game at State of Play [Sony's game showcase],
    and this thread pops up — kind of funny timing.
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:49
    Yeah, he really did say it was pointless
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
    "Gun-Damn: Rogue Orbit" (a joke title punning Gundam with "muda," meaning pointless) — releasing March 5, 2027
    https://ghelix.ggame.jp/
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:52
    Re: #5 is basically a straight-up dig at Nintendo.
    Tomino's remark was made in 2009, so time-wise it's clearly aimed at the Wii/DS era.
    Nintendo was touting "expanding the gaming population," but from Tomino's point of view, Nintendo let marketing lead instead of making games that actually entertain people.
    Sure enough, games made in that era got remade for Switch and players turned their backs on them.

    Hideo Kojima made a similarly sharp criticism, calling it "a crisis of creativity."
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:53
    Re: #1, what are you even trying to do bringing up something from 2009?
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:53
    Why'd they even bring this guy up
    he's boring anyway.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:55
    Anime, manga, movies, TV dramas — they're all just disposable content too.
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:59
    You could swap "games" for "anime" in that whole rant and it'd fit exactly the same.
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:00

    That's Old Baldy's favorite, the ultimate Newtype.
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:06
    This guy came in trying to make it big in games after anime, but got wrecked in negotiations, lost the Gundam game rights entirely, and never got a piece of it himself — a total failure. This is just sour grapes talking.
    Impressive that he can write this much just to say "I'm sore about losing."
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:24
    Re: #45
    There's no "making it big" here — Director Tomino doesn't hold the rights to Gundam at all…
    He has no rights to the anime adaptations, the games, none of it.
    The only reason he's in the credits is his moral rights as the original creator.
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:07
    Right, right — by that logic, your sin of creating Gundam ranks pretty high in human history too.
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:16
    Re: #47
    He probably thinks something like "my work is a wonderful influence on people, so it's the exception!"
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:12
    Old Baldy is basically just saying, "Bet that stings, huh? If you're gonna claim you make games, then make one that actually convinces me — come on, show me."
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:13
    Re: #53
    The best way to hit back at Yoshiyuki Tomino is to shut him up with actual work, like Kohei Tanaka did with the King Gainer [キンゲ, one of Tomino's own anime] soundtrack.
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:18
    Re: #54
    If he says "I'll crush it," that's basically a win
    though it's not really a phrase I'd want to use in this context.
    71AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:25
    Re: #61
    Honestly, you probably do need to be this intense about it just to survive in production work.
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:30
    He himself is a heavyweight in the entertainment industry, and he's not placing his own work on the "good" side separate from games — that's actually pretty convincing.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:34
    Re: #74
    > As I just said, you need to bring those contradictory parts into consistency and close the gap,
    and develop games where playing isn't evil — even if not exactly "good," at least something that offers real relief.

    So which of Tomino's own works actually "achieved that consistency"?
    If he can't name one, then this is just
    "trashing other people while ignoring his own faults."
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:36
    Re: #76
    I have zero interest in Gundam so I wouldn't know.
    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:37
    Re: #77
    Not a single one lol
    Every one of them fits
    "it's not an activity that supports daily life.
    And games using today's electronic tools are just burning energy — once you're talking about tens of millions, hundreds of millions, even a billion people,
    the act of selling the hardware itself is evil. There's nothing eco about it."
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:40
    He's saying this assuming industry people will read his piece
    so basically he's only talking to creators, not players.
    If it pisses off players, his message is: doesn't matter, come over to the creator side and prove me wrong yourself.
    90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:46
    Re: #86
    Industry people mock this content too —
    there are several serious flaws in it,
    the biggest being:
    "At the end of the day it's just hardware getting more powerful — show me a game that's actually fundamentally new."

    By that logic you could say anything: "every story is just a rehash of myths written thousands of years ago,"
    or "there's no such thing as a fundamentally new human being, so humanity should just go extinct."
    And of course, by that same standard, this old man making anime is completely pointless too.
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:48
    Re: #90
    Because they really are mocking it —
    his line is basically "prove me wrong if it bugs you that much."
    94AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:50
    Re: #93
    The point was "industry people are mocking it."
    101AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:58
    Tomino's someone who got knocked around in the rough-and-tumble Showa-era production world, so there's a lot of force behind how he talks —
    maybe he needs someone to soften things before they come out.
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 17:00
    Re: #101
    Even by Showa-era standards, Great Master Baldy [Tomino] is a pretty eccentric guy.

    Background and Key Points

    The remark is said to have been made in 2009, and some in the thread pointed out it was made at CEDEC (a conference for game developers). There are mainly two points of contention. One is the apparent contradiction between denouncing games while the timing overlapped with the announcement of a new Gundam game. The other is the fact — corrected multiple times within the thread — that Tomino himself doesn’t hold the rights to Gundam’s anime or game adaptations, and only appears in the credits through his moral rights as the original creator. A point readers can easily misread is treating this remark as a simple “criticism of the game industry,” when the text alone doesn’t convey that Tomino made the comment while acknowledging his own anime work could be judged by that very same standard.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry “Geha”) thread “Yoshiyuki Tomino: “Games are evil. Just a waste of energy, environmental destruction, and a drag on humanity’s productivity.””.

  • Manga you didn’t know ran in Weekly Shonen Jump: 5ch says ‘Barefoot Gen was originally meant to be a battle manga’

    A thread rounding up manga that surprise people once they learn they actually ran in Weekly Shonen Jump — titles like “Barefoot Gen” and “Gutsy Frog.” One after another, works came up that are strongly associated with other magazines or that nobody ever thinks about in terms of which magazine serialized them, including City Hunter, Cat’s Eye, Midori no Makibao, Astro Kyudan, Samurai Giants, and Death Note. Opinions were especially split over “Barefoot Gen”: one comment pointed out that at the start of its run it wasn’t meant as peace education at all but was on a battle/gag-manga track, while others pushed back that given the author’s intent, it’s a stretch to claim the work was ever free of political overtones.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:21
    What do you think the last one is?!
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:22

    Gutsy Frog
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:22

    Mazinger Z
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:22

    ・City Hunter

    Honestly, I always figured it was in the same vein as Lupin III or Golgo 13.
    I assumed it ran in a seinen (adult) magazine, so I was surprised to learn it was actually in Jump.
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:35
    Re: #7
    True, a lot of the setups couldn't get published today, but (Cat's Eye aside) City Hunter skews noticeably younger than the genuine hard-boiled stuff.
    Still, it's clearly a notch above Dragon Ball or Kinnikuman in terms of age level.
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23

    ・Cat's Eye

    Like City Hunter, this is a work by Tsukasa Hojo.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23

    ・Midori no Makibao

    A manga with horse racing as its subject.
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23

    Kimagure Orange Road

    I thought at first it was a shojo (girls') manga.
    By the way, the heroine is Madoka Ayukawa.
    71AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:11
    Re: #10

    The manga itself is a perfectly normal shonen manga though.
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23

    Totemo! Luckyman
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:22
    Re: #11
    Feels very CoroCoro (CoroCoro Comic, a magazine known for kids' gag manga)
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23

    Magical Taruruuto-kun

    The vibe is honestly more CoroCoro Comic than Jump.
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:36
    Re: #13
    For what it's worth, the same author did run a series called "Unpoko" in CoroCoro Comic.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:24

    Rookies

    A baseball manga that also got a live-action TBS drama adaptation.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:25
    Shonen Jump-style AI art of the Mabel girls


    Rabbit girl "Mabel-chan"
    *AI art in the style of Demon Slayer (Nezuko Kamado-style)


    Rabbit girl "Pacifica-chan"
    *AI art in the style of Dragon Ball (Akira Toriyama-style)


    Rabbit girl "Wendy-chan"
    *AI art in the style of Dragon Ball (Akira Toriyama-style)
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:25
    Re: #16
    Hey, Tetsugaku News (a matome/news-aggregator blog)!
    Get this one summarized!
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:26
    Re: #16
    I like this drawing better
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:45
    Re: #16
    By the way, here's where the Mabel girls are from

    ・Mabel-chan → Sendai, Miyagi Prefecture
    ・Pacifica-chan → Saitama City, Saitama Prefecture (formerly Omiya City)
    ・Wendy-chan → Niigata City, Niigata Prefecture
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:29
    Astro Kyudan
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:32
    Re: #28

    Wasn't that a baseball manga from the 1970s?
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:35
    Re: #35
    They go up against manager Kaneyan's Lotte team (Kaneyan = nickname for legendary manager Masaichi Kaneda)
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:30
    I genuinely cannot understand why on earth this ran in Weekly Shonen Jump
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:33
    Re: #33
    That's George Akiyama, right?
    Didn't it end pretty quickly?
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:31
    Samurai Giants is Jump too
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:42
    Re: #34

    Yep.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    Captain Tsubasa
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:44
    Re: #44

    Same here.

    Honestly, aside from Slam Dunk, I don't really associate sports manga (spo-kon/hot-blooded sports stories) with Jump at all…
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:49
    Re: #47

    Cooking manga in Jump feels pretty rare.

    *For reference, Mister Ajikko ran in Magazine.
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:54

    ・Circuit no Ookami (Wolves of the Circuit)

    One of the few racing/motorsport manga Jump ever ran.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Re: #57
    Yoroshiku Mecha-Dock was good too
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:00

    ・You and I, Polar Opposites

    Not Weekly Shonen Jump itself, but it did run on Jump+.
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:02
    I've got a feeling there was Circuit no Ookami, but no motorcycle manga
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:02
    Re: #62
    I see, makes sense!
    91AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:29
    Re: #62
    There was Masatoshi Usune's Killer Boy
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:06

    ・Majirumie Inc.

    Set in a world where magical girls are recognized as a proper profession for adult women.
    A Jump+ series.
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:13

    Death Note

    Apparently it's by the same writer as Luckyman.
    75AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:14
    Re: #73
    It's Tsugumi Ohba (nicknamed "Obatsu-gumi" as wordplay), right?

    And yeah, it really doesn't give off much of that friendship-effort-victory vibe…
    though it is a battle of wits.
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:13
    Barefoot Gen ran in Jump, so it's got surprisingly strong battle-manga elements
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:17
    Re: #74

    To begin with, it wasn't even meant as peace education at first — it was originally headed in a battle-manga/gag-manga direction.
    After moving on from Jump, it shifted toward a much more overtly political style.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:22
    Re: #77
    No, honestly, given how the author clearly felt about the subject, it's a stretch to say there was no political angle to it.
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:30

    For reference, here's what the Jump lineup looked like around when Barefoot Gen was running

    Isamu, Boy of the Wilderness and Gutsy Frog were running at the same time, among others
    104AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:44
    Re: #91

    Looks like it ended pretty fast though… 😢

    Background and points of debate

    “Barefoot Gen” began serialization in Weekly Shonen Jump in 1973. While it drew on the author’s own wartime experience from the start, its early chapters carried battle-manga and gag-manga elements. After its run in Jump ended, the series moved to other outlets such as “Shimin” and “Bunka Hyoron,” and it was there that its anti-war, anti-nuclear message grew stronger. The thread’s disagreement boiled down to a single question: did the series carry political intent from the very start of its serialization? One camp argued that, since the work is grounded in the author’s lived experience, its political character can’t be separated out even from the beginning; the other argued that its style shifted only after it changed magazines. Also striking is the gap with today’s image of Jump — cases like “City Hunter” and “Cat’s Eye,” where the magazine’s image doesn’t match its actual readership, and Showa-era hot-blooded sports manga like “Astro Kyudan” and “Samurai Giants” that once ran there too.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Three things people are surprised to learn actually ran in Weekly Shonen Jump: “Barefoot Gen,” “Gutsy Frog”.”

  • Foreign Men Pepper-Sprayed and Robbed in Osaka’s Nishinari — 5ch: “lol they used a translation app”

    On the night of September 4, in a shopping street in Taishi 1-chome, Nishinari Ward, Osaka City, two foreign nationals noticed three men were following them. When they asked “why are you following us,” they were sprayed with tear gas and had money demanded from them in an attempted robbery. The men escaped into an open pachinko parlor, and the three suspects remain at large. Since the victims couldn’t speak Japanese, police used a translation app to communicate with them, and that’s how it was determined the men had been demanding money — a detail that caught fire on 5ch. The thread split between posters voicing their sense of Nishinari’s bad reputation and locals pushing back that it’s overblown.

    An attempted robbery occurred yesterday (the 4th) at night at a pachinko parlor in Nishinari Ward, Osaka City, in which two foreign men were sprayed with tear gas by three men and had money demanded of them. The three men remain at large.

    The incident took place at a pachinko parlor in Taishi 1-chome, Nishinari Ward, Osaka City. At around 5:13 p.m. yesterday, the two foreign men were chased by three men and fled into the pachinko parlor, which was open for business.

    Before the incident, the two men had eaten a meal and then entered the shopping street, where they grew suspicious of three men standing around. When the three began following them, the men fled into the pachinko parlor.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:18
    So the foreigners were the victims here?
    106AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:30
    Re: #8
    The attackers might be foreigners too.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:18
    Naniwa (old nickname for Osaka) is doing its best not to lose to Asahikawa.
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:20
    "Is this an Emeron Shampoo commercial or something?!" — muttering some incomprehensible Showa-40s (late 1960s) reference like he's delirious, the kind of thing even middle-aged folks wouldn't get.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:20
    Re: #1
    Hopefully this spreads around the world so everyone knows Osaka is insanely scary, and foreigners just stop coming here.
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:24
    Re: #14
    Decent Japanese people will stop going near it too — it'll turn into a slum where only criminals gather.
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:23
    >The victims were foreign nationals, and after checking with a translation app, it appears the men were demanding money

    lol the translation app part gets me
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:25
    Nishinari should just get blanketed in security cameras already.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:25
    Don't badmouth Osaka —
    it's doing its best for our country.
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:26
    Lately it's nothing but guys in all black with black caps everywhere, it's creepy.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:27
    The "Japan is safe" myth is basically the same as the "nuclear plants are safe" myth.
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:30
    The Japanese hunting of foreigners has begun.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:33
    Re: #41
    Japanese people don't have the guts for that.
    75AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:59
    This kind of thing is happening all over Japan now, not just Osaka.
    At this point whether you get robbed in Japan is basically down to luck.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:03
    Re: #75
    No, Osaka is in a league of its own on this.
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:09
    Nishinari, huh —
    the same Nishinari rated more dangerous than Johannesburg?
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:11
    Re: #82
    I live in Osaka, and Nishinari doesn't really have that kind of rough energy anymore these days.
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:10
    The fact that they could even communicate means the attackers were probably foreigners too.
    88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:12
    Re: #85
    >The victims were foreign nationals, and after checking with a translation app, the men are believed to have been demanding money.

    That's literally what it says though.
    89AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:13
    If you're going to Nishinari you'd better wear a bulletproof vest and carry a gun.
    Are you out of your mind?
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:14
    Re: #89
    What kind of image is that lol
    Outside of Airin (the day-laborer district within Nishinari), you could let your daughter walk around alone at night.
    113AnonymousSep 5, 2026 11:39
    Re: #89
    Not many people realize this, but it's right next to Tezukayama — just walk down the slope and you're already in Nishinari.
    People from outside Osaka might not immediately place the name Tezukayama, but locally it's known as an upscale residential area.
    That's because of the Uemachi Fault escarpment — walk down that slope and the whole atmosphere flips completely.
    I get why people from other prefectures picture the area south of Shin-Imamiya Station or around Haginochaya Station when they hear "Nishinari."
    By the way, that area's commonly known as Kamagasaki.
    167AnonymousSep 5, 2026 13:27
    There was that case at Abechika where a Vietnamese guy attacked another Vietnamese guy and stole 220,000 yen.
    Foreigners seem to carry around a lot of cash, so they'd make an easy target.
    174AnonymousSep 5, 2026 13:46
    Re: #167
    Apparently he was carrying 6 million yen.
    196AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
    "At a pachinko parlor in Nishinari Ward, Osaka City…"

    Yep, that's all you need to know.
    197AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:17
    Re: #196
    Read the article.
    The pachinko parlor was just where the victims happened to flee to.

    Background and Talking Points

    Nishinari Ward, formerly known as Kamagasaki, is known as a day-laborer district and public safety concerns there come up often, but an image circulating in the thread claiming to show “Osaka Prefecture Crime Trends 2025” was an unsourced, unverified statistical claim, so it wasn’t used in this article. In fact, comments about the area’s perceived safety split between those saying “this kind of thing is happening all over Japan” and those insisting “Osaka’s Nishinari is uniquely bad,” with neither side offering objective backing. It’s also worth noting that the victims couldn’t speak Japanese and had to communicate via translation app — a real, practical hurdle facing foreign residents and visitors who become crime victims, one that’s easy for Japanese speakers to overlook. And Nishinari Ward is separated from upscale residential areas like Tezukayama by nothing more than a slope, so painting the whole area with one “danger zone” brush can be misleading.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Osaka] “Why are you following me?” he asked, then got pepper-sprayed… Two foreign men chased and assaulted by three men, money demanded The men are still at large.”

  • Morning Musume。’26’s Oda Sakura Graduation Concert Confirmed for Yokohama Arena

    Breaking news hit the 5ch Hello! Project board that the venue for Morning Musume。’26’s Oda Sakura graduation concert has been set as Yokohama Arena. The thread immediately buzzed with unconfirmed reports that Juice=Juice — which also has a member set to graduate around the same time — would hold its own graduation concert at the same arena, making it a “2-day” run, though nothing about this was ever confirmed and the speculation ran well ahead of the facts. The conversation eventually drifted from the venue’s size itself to comparisons of drawing power and big-venue track records across other groups like Juice=Juice and ANGERME, spiraling into arguments about the pecking order between Hello! Project groups and heated exchanges between fanbases.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:56
    245 ◆yNtawPFFuh8s 2026/09/05(Sat) 15:56:06.55 ID:K9tCMXUI
    MC thoughts
    Tour finale
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:58
    Juice=Juice could sell out Yokohama Arena even without a graduation, though.
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:59
    Re: #10
    If anything, Yokohama Arena might even be too small for them.
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:59
    Yeah, no surprise there…
    So even if Juice=Juice gets an extra show, it'll cap out at Yokohama Arena — though it doesn't even look like there'll be an extra show.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:01
    Re: #19
    Because Kato Taka said flat out that Pia Arena will be Juice=Juice's last stop, with no additional shows.
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:04
    Re: #28
    Well, Yafuzo got all coy when asked where the tour finale would be on Bakuya (a late-night radio/variety show)…
    Though it's entirely possible that was recorded before the schedule was even announced.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Re: #28
    Who's Kato Taka?
    Someone connected to the industry?
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:00
    Dropping an insider leak here:
    Danbara's graduation concert is the day before, so it'll be a 2-day run at Yokohama Arena.
    The graduation announcement itself comes at the Hiroshima show on 9/22.
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:01
    None of Michishige's proteges ever surpassed her, huh.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:02
    Re: #30
    Michishige retired right before the "Moremi" era, so we never got to hear what she thought of it. ("Moremi" is fan slang, likely tied to a heavily edited/filtered photo trend.)
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:04
    So they landed a Friday night slot.
    Hirai Miyo's birthday (turning 27, born 1999)
    9th anniversary of Kudo Haruka's graduation from Morning Musume。'17 (2017)
    Yajima Maimi & Ishida Ayumi / stage play "Taku Fes Vol. 14: Kita no Shima Kara" / Venue: Sunshine Theatre, Tokyo
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:09
    Re: #41
    Same day as Kudo's graduation anniversary, huh.
    Whatever happened to scheduling graduation concerts so they don't overlap?
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:09
    At this rate, if there's ever a Hello! Project show at K Arena (Yokohama's newer, even bigger arena), Juice=Juice would be the only group with the drawing power to pull it off.

    Though that would upend the group pecking order, so a K Arena show probably won't happen at all.
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:13
    It's the 30th anniversary and they're still stuck at Yokohama Arena?
    Way too safe a choice.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:14
    Re: #62
    The group's own 30th anniversary is next year.
    Hello! Project's overall 30th anniversary — the one they'll really go all out for — is the year after that.
    This year isn't anything special yet.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:14
    Leave Pacifico Yokohama to ANGERME.
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:14
    Re: #66
    They'd never sell it out.
    71AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Re: #66
    Would they even sell it out, though…
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Re: #65
    The 30th anniversary year actually started back in September.
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Re: #70
    Sure, but there's no way they go full throttle right out of the gate.
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:16
    This has nothing to do with Juice=Juice and yet you're still fired up as ever.
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:18
    Re: #78
    It does, actually.
    They're dead set on never letting Juice=Juice play Yokohama Arena without a graduation, and that's the whole complaint.
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:18
    So ANGERME is the only one without a big-venue show, huh.
    91AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:19
    Re: #86
    Is that actually true?
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:20
    Re: #86
    Pacifico Yokohama and Yokohama Arena are coming for them.
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:19
    Probably no one even bothered making a venue-prediction thread this time because Juice=Juice already conquered everything.
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:20
    Re: #87
    I can already see this going exactly as predicted and turning into a copy-paste flame war between ANGERME and Juice=Juice fans.
    88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:19
    Juice=Juice fans should just worry about their own group's future.
    Fireworks only last a moment, after all.
    94AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:20
    Re: #88
    Why are you assuming that in the meantime other groups will rise up, or at least hold steady?
    89AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:19
    I see.
    So that confirms ANGERME won't get a big venue after all.
    100AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:22
    Juice=Juice ("shiru," lit. "juice") already has Pia Arena — what are the "shiru-kasu" (a mocking nickname for Juice=Juice's fans) even complaining about?
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    Re: #100
    Probably worried about losing the ticket lottery.
    If even Juice=Juice can't guarantee a win in the lottery, the other groups' shows must be practically empty.
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    Re: #100
    Maybe they figured there'd be a separate big-venue show apart from the tour finale?

    Background and Talking Points

    In Hello! Project fandom, the scale of a graduation concert venue is often treated as a direct measure of a group’s or member’s “rank,” and the pecking order among venues like Budokan, Yokohama Arena, and Pacifico Yokohama is a constant topic of fan debate. This time, with Juice=Juice’s tour finale already locked in at Pia Arena MM and apparently without any additional shows planned, frustration surfaced over the fact that Morning Musume。’26 — a group with comparable drawing power — secured Yokohama Arena while Juice=Juice reportedly can’t land a big-venue show of its own. The claim posted in the thread that “Danbara’s graduation concert will also be at Yokohama Arena, making it a 2-day event” came from a poster claiming insider knowledge, but it remains unverified, and other posters responded with skepticism. Arguments over relative drawing power and “rank” between groups are a long-simmering fixture of Hello! Project fan discourse, and this venue announcement reignited that debate once again.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Morning Musume。’26 Oda Sakura Graduation Concert Venue Confirmed as Yokohama Arena Kita━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!.”

  • ANGERME’s full-group outings have plummeted — 5ch: “Takeuchi’s departure seems to be a big deal”

    A thread about Hello! Project idol group ANGERME lit up over the observation that “the members don’t all go out together anymore.” The group was once known for outings where the whole lineup would head to the beach, USJ, or Disney together, but with the graduations of core members like Takeuchi, Kamikoku (Kamiko), and Kawamura (Kawamu), some suggested there’s no one left to organize such plans. Thread posters were split on whether the group’s current senior members — Ise, Hashisako, Kawana, and Tamenaga — could fill that role.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:17
    They used to all go to the beach and USJ (jokingly called "UFJ" by fans) together
    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:19
    Back then they had that outgoing, extroverted energy — looked like they were having fun
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:19
    Hirayama looks like she wouldn't even want to go
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:21
    Re: #5
    She'll go if the leader invites her — Pei's a huge fan of Harerapi
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:20
    Because Takeuchi's not around anymore
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:24
    Re: #6
    Even back in Kamiko's era they'd talk about wanting to do this or that together, but they probably never actually pulled off a full-group outing — so Takeuchi being gone does seem like a big deal.

    If anything, Takeuchi hangs out with the OGs (graduated members) all the time.
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:22
    That "ANGERME Club" vibe is gone now, isn't it (アンジュル部 = the group's old variety segment)
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:23
    That's because the ones who couldn't handle the peer pressure kept quitting one after another
    12AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:26
    Re: #9
    Are you dumb?
    If the ones who couldn't handle peer pressure already quit,
    then everyone left now is someone who caves to peer pressure — so of course they'd all go together.
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:26
    That's because Kawamu, who had everyone's schedules down, left
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
    Hashisako, who went to see the Madoka Magica movie alone
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:32
    Re: #13
    Kero doesn't seem interested in that kind of thing anyway
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:30
    All the members go out together → but skip stuff like vocal training
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:35
    Re: #15
    But they'll still go crash at Kero's place
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    Re: #18
    Maybe they click on everything except anime
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:36
    Re: #1
    Back then…? That was only the one time though…
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    Re: #19
    There were at least two trips just counting the beach and USJ (UFJ)!
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:44
    The last time they all went to Disney together was probably back when Takeuchi was still around. I forget if Pei was there or not, but it was around that time.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:45
    Re: #28
    Was Sasaki there?
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:44
    These days it seems like OCHA NORMA would be the ones to all get together
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:44
    Re: #29
    Heh heh… snicker snicker
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:46
    Their bad blood is starting to show even to outsiders now — this might really be the endgame
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:48
    This must've been the last time
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20221111/22/angerme-ss-shin/69/12/j/o1080085815201598010.jpg
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:57
    Were they all on good terms up until Kamikoku graduated?
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:03
    It's not really Kamiko's fault — she just kept a bit of distance from that whole "let's party" vibe
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:21
    Re: #48
    She was a central figure though
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:05
    Would you even want to invite Hashisako or Kawana out?
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:07
    Re: #52
    Honestly I'd rather be surrounded by those two
    55AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:06
    Kawamura used to be the one handling ticket arrangements, and there's no one to take over that role now
    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:07
    Re: #55
    Ah, that'd be it
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:06
    Stuff like this all comes down to how much pull the person organizing it has — the current senior members of ANGERME just don't have anyone who can do that
    59AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:07
    Ise could've invited Kawana out one-on-one though — didn't get the impression they were on bad terms
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:08
    Re: #59
    That's just work though
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:22


    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:25
    Ise and the others go all the way back to when they were just singing and dancing together with no titles attached — so why does it feel like there's this distance now?
    It honestly seems like Ise wants to get close, but everyone else is putting up a wall.
    I don't think Ise's forgotten Kamiko's parting words though.
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:27
    Re: #81
    I think that's because before becoming leader, Ise didn't really interact much with the younger members. There aren't many stories of Ise joining practice with each of them back when they were rookies.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:30
    Which member would text Ise on a day off saying "Meet at Fuji-Q at 9am!"?
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:33
    Re: #84
    Probably Shionnu. And maybe Yuppyon would come along too.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    ANGERME is a Hello! Project girl group, and graduated members like Takeuchi, Kamikoku, and Kawamura have a history of frequently sharing posts about inviting members out on private outings. It’s worth noting that whether or not the group still goes on “full-group outings” is only knowable to fans through what gets shared on social media or in magazines — anything happening off the record simply can’t be confirmed. While several posters pointed out that it was the graduated members who used to organize these plans, there’s little solid basis for declaring the current members’ relationships good or bad, and the discussion mostly centered on speculation tied to scheduling skills and theories about leadership.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project) thread “Hasn’t ANGERME stopped going out together as a full group…”.

  • Liella!’s ‘Sports Day’ Event Has No Live Performance — Fans Say It Just Dethroned the ‘Legendary Flop’

    On September 5, the content of the “Sports Day” event held by Liella! (from Love Live! Superstar!!) became a hot topic on 5ch. There was no live segment (song performances), and pricing was set at 8,500 yen for regular tickets plus 12,500 yen for “upgrade” seats, with a stream of live-reports claiming the proceedings were disorganized and that member Sagara had to keep holding things together on the spot. In the thread, many people compared it to the “Hakodate Unit Carnival” (all seats reserved, 8,800 yen), long dubbed a “legendary flop event” for its thin content, and the discussion heated up around the idea that this Sports Day had easily surpassed it. Meanwhile, some attendees who watched from S seats posted comments of satisfaction, so opinions were split.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:58
    No live segment, 8,500 yen (upgrade fee not included)
    Only 4 events even for a "sports day"
    Sagara had to babysit the whole thing
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:03
    When everyone started saying and doing whatever they wanted and it turned into total chaos, Sagara said something like "let's just have everyone exit for now," and the Liella! girls reluctantly went along with it — it was honestly too pathetic to watch.
    How many years have you all been pros?
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:12
    Re: #6
    That's just the usual thing.
    No one can talk properly, so Nagi and Yu do dumb stuff like pulling faces, and Nako wraps it up half-heartedly with something like "we're just letting it get chaotic here" — basically an extension of their usual MC bits.
    This time, Nako didn't even manage that half-hearted wrap-up.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:12
    Even worse than that legendary trash event 'Tokimeki Ran Ran Run Run GO'?!
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:12
    Re: #14
    The fact that you're comparing it to a free livestream event says it all.
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:13
    Re: #14
    Yeah.
    It blows right past it, no contest.
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:14
    Re: #14
    Didn't that one have a live performance?
    Actually, wasn't even the talk segment free for that one?
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:12
    Genuinely panned
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:15
    Since the "Time Machine" and "Ana" bits went over well at Chuutorie Live 2, they probably went into the Sports Day thinking "guess we're actually funny, huh? lol" and didn't put in any effort or prep at all.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:18
    Re: #23
    That's just a textbook unfunny seiyuu variety show.
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:18
    Wait, they seriously barely talked?
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:20
    Re: #30
    Tanaka and Sagara were shouting about as loud as a Koshien dugout, so it was covered up well enough, but if you listen closely, only two distinct voices are actually coming through the mics.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:21
    So this thread isn't even blowing up over the lack of a live segment — it's blowing up because Liella! was just too pathetic?
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    Re: #34
    Given the price, I'd guess they figured 1-2 songs would've been a nice bonus at best.
    I really feel for the people who paid for the upgrade seats.
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:21
    >Quick-change where they just change clothes backstage — a fake "quick change"
    Huh? Huh?? No, seriously, huh???
    That is straight-up fraud.
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:22
    Re: #35
    Aran came out as Rinari, right?
    Honestly, that's exactly how it looked to the audience — it's basically just their regular live outfits turned into cosplay.
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    Only 2 songs…
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:24
    Re: #43
    They just walked out while singing, that's literally all it was.
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    No matter what you random nobodies say,
    if the people in the S seats are satisfied, isn't that all that matters?
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:26
    Re: #46
    Oh, they are satisfied. I hadn't seen it on X so I got the wrong idea, my bad.
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:23
    Sagara doesn't get it.
    The Liella! girls leaving the audience behind to just goof around among themselves is business as usual at their lives.
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:26
    Re: #47
    Cringe, as always.
    55AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:26
    Hakodate Unit Carnival: all seats reserved, 8,800 yen
    Sports Day: all seats reserved 8,500 yen + upgrade 12,500 yen

    That's exactly the problem right there.
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:27
    Re: #55
    Hakodate was a real live show.
    Liella! is an unfunny seiyuu variety show.
    That's part of the gap too.
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:30
    Re: #55
    Well, prices and ticket costs across the board have shot up a lot since then, so a straight comparison isn't really fair… but even so.
    59AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:27
    Makes you wonder how the evening show is gonna go…
    If it's really like what's being described here, that's genuinely bad news.
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:29
    Re: #59
    They're getting a talking-to after this, surely — the shouting aside, leaving the audience just sitting there is way too unprofessional.
    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:28
    Hearing all this, maybe Hakodate wasn't actually that bad?
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:30
    Re: #60
    Hakodate just got an unfairly bad reputation from people grumbling "why didn't they do this at AtP instead?"
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:33
    Meanwhile, behold: Empty-House Liella! (a pun on "garagara," meaning sparse/empty seats)

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRbXvTBbwAA2W4F.jpg
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:36
    Re: #76
    Having empty seats within Tokyo's 23 wards is bad news!
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:37
    Re: #76
    Getting even this many people to show up is pretty solid, honestly, for an event nobody even had info on.
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:33
    Re: #69
    Is it really unfair though?
    They bundled lottery-entry tickets with the AtP single, so I think complaints were only natural.
    But setting that background aside, it was a good live show.
    This time, isn't the content itself the problem?
    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:34
    Re: #78
    Fair, not really "unfair" then (lol), I worded that wrong.
    It just feels like otaku from back then still hold a stubborn grudge about it.
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 16:34
    By the way, same venue as a Shiny Colors event —
    probably Shiny Colors drew about 4,000, so Liella! pulled around 3,500.

    Background and Points of Discussion

    The “Hakodate Unit Carnival” was a solo event Liella! held in the past, and due to its thin content it had long been talked about among fans as a “legendary flop event.” This time’s Sports Day skipped the live song segment entirely and instead offered separate photo-op “upgrade” seats for 12,500 yen, drawing concentrated criticism over pricing. In the thread, there were repeated reports that the proceedings were disorganized and that one member kept having to hold things together, while some attendees who watched from S seats posted comments of satisfaction — suggesting opinions may vary depending on seating and viewing conditions. Given rising prices and shifting production costs, it’s also hard to make a simple monetary comparison with an event from several years ago. It’s worth noting that this assessment rests on fragmentary live-reports posted on social media, and the thread’s posts alone don’t confirm the event’s full structure or intent.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Love Live!) thread “The Sports Day Turns Into a Legendary Event That Easily Surpasses the Hakodate Unit Carnival…“.

  • US Magazine Ranks All 10 ‘Planet of the Apes’ Films — 5ch Users Insist Nothing Tops the Original’s Ending

    Entertainment Weekly’s ranking of all 10 films in the “Planet of the Apes” series drew a strong reaction on 5ch’s entertainment/sports news board (Geinou/Supo Sokuho+). The most common view in the thread was that nothing tops the shock of the ending of the original 1968 film (the shot of the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand) — with some pointing out that calling it “the origin and the peak” is itself a backhanded compliment. Meanwhile, some argued for the mutants’ worship of a nuclear bomb in “Beneath the Planet of the Apes,” and there was discussion over whether popular claims about original author Pierre Boulle’s background were true, making the thread more than just nostalgic reminiscing.

    September 5, 2026

    The “Planet of the Apes” franchise now spans 10 films, starting with the original in 1968. Because entries have been released in sporadic bursts over the decades, newcomers can easily get lost trying to figure out where to start. Against that backdrop, Entertainment Weekly has now ranked all 10 films.

    The first five films are connected as one long continuous story. Cornelius and Zira, the apes who helped the human protagonist in the 1968 original, board a spaceship in the third film, “Escape from the Planet of the Apes,” and travel to Earth in 1973. In the fourth film, “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,” their son Caesar leads an uprising of apes who had been enslaved by humans.

    Source: eiga.com / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:54
    Haven't seen most of them, but isn't this a series where the twist ending of the first film is basically the whole point?
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:12
    Re: #3
    The twist ending of the first film is basically the punchline for the whole series.
    88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:57
    Re: #3
    Yeah.
    The sequels to the original are all headed toward destruction,
    and everything after that is basically just playing out how they end up at that first film's ending —
    the final film ends with it looking like they might actually avoid that fate.
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:55
    Reading it written out in text like this just makes it more confusing lol
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:55
    Where did the first future-intelligent ape even come from in the first place?
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:29
    Re: #8
    I think it was the baby of an intelligent 🐵 couple who time-slipped from the past — that child became the ancestor that started the original series.
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:57
    It's gotta be the first one.
    I saw the Statue of Liberty scene on TV as a kid and I still can't forget it.
    No movie has ever topped that twist.
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:04
    Re: #10
    The poster spoiled it, you know.
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:11
    Re: #10
    Completely agree.
    Nothing beats the shock of that ending.
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
    Re: #10
    The Sixth Sense.
    12AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:00
    "Escape from the Planet of the Apes" was great though —
    his wife gets senselessly killed, and the second he screams he'll kill all the humans for it, he gets shot.
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:01
    About 30 years ago, in the Year of the Monkey, TV Tokyo aired the whole "Planet of the Apes" series back-to-back late at night on New Year's, then filled the leftover time with King Kong — spare a thought for us who actually had to sit through it!
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:02
    The ending of the Tim Burton version is way too weak.
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
    Re: #14
    Wasn't that basically how Pierre Boulle's original novel ended too?
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:02
    I love "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" —
    the mutants worshipping a nuclear bomb as their god, the illusions they use to deceive people, that avant-garde hymn… it blew my mind as a kid.
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:28
    Re: #15
    Honestly, a single cobalt bomb wiping out the entire 🌍 was a bit of a stretch.
    90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:59
    Re: #15
    It's ranked #9, apparently —
    makes me think they just don't get it.
    Re: #50
    Blowing up the whole planet was overkill.
    Supposedly that was done on purpose so they couldn't make yet another sequel —
    I think it might've been one of Charlton Heston's conditions.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:03
    "The origin and the peak" — that's not really a compliment, is it?
    It just means it peaked at the very start.
    Same goes for the Hannibal Lecter ("Silence of the Lambs") series.
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:04
    I love the part in "Beneath" where the mutants take their masks off after singing.
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:11
    Re: #19
    That's the scene where they reveal their true faces (like burn scars) to their god (the nuclear bomb).
    I love it too.
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:06
    IT'S A HUUUMAN!




    EEE-EEE! (a callback to the classic ape-costume comedy bit from the old Drifters variety sketches)
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
    Re: #20
    Nice one, Rabbit Sekine (comedian famous for that ape-costume gag).
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:07
    The ending of "Conquest" —
    Caesar's speech was so badass.
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:12
    The Tim Burton one was the worst.
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:39
    Re: #27
    I went in already knowing it got panned, so it turned out more enjoyable than expected.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
    Because of Oyamada, the name "Cornelius" got tainted (musician Keigo Oyamada, who performs as Cornelius, was hit by a bullying scandal).
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
    The Tim Burton one…
    it kind of feels like a movie made for the era of a Trump presidency.
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:15
    Judging by the ending of the last film in the original series,
    I guess it eventually became a world where 🐵 and humans coexist.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:15
    Wait, seriously — it's about "yellow monkeys" (a slur historically used against Asians)?
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:17
    I love the one where they time-slip to modern-day America — it plays like a New Hollywood-style fugitive chase movie.
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:18
    Apparently the apes are supposed to represent the Japanese —
    guess we have the America-worshipping political parties to thank for that.
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:19
    Re: #1
    The author of "Planet of the Apes," Pierre Boulle, was taken prisoner by the Japanese military during the war, and the novel was based on that real experience.

    At its core, it's basically a novel that's a lump of hatred.

    As for the "great ape" that shows up later in the story…

    It's too outrageous to even write out!

    His other novel, "The Bridge on the River Kwai," was also blatantly written from the perspective of how white people of that era viewed Asians — honestly unreadable.
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
    Re: #35
    That's completely wrong.
    The ones who captured Boulle were French Indochina (Vichy) forces.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
    Re: #35
    Apparently that was actually a false claim spread by film critic Tomohiro Machiyama.
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:50
    So the "did the Earth actually explode on screen in Beneath the Planet of the Apes" debate that broke out on the old 2channel movie board 20 years ago is still going, huh.
    I'm in the camp that says the TV broadcast of "Beneath" did show the explosion — I saw the scene where the model Earth floating in space blew apart.
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:55
    Re: #76
    I remember the opening of "Dawn of the Dead" (released in Japan as "Zombie") had a planet exploding.
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:50
    Paul Williams is also sometimes called "the white Planet of the Apes," isn't he.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:56
    Re: #77
    The president of Death Records (from "Phantom of the Paradise").

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Planet of the Apes” is an irregular franchise that has produced new entries sporadically since the original 1968 film, and it’s a body of work divisive enough that rankings like Entertainment Weekly’s latest one get published periodically. The view that recurred throughout the thread — that the Statue of Liberty twist in the first film is so powerful it overshadows everything else — is a well-worn take that has been repeated throughout film history, not a new observation. Meanwhile, a popular but unfounded claim circulating online holds that original author Pierre Boulle was a prisoner of the Japanese military during the war; in fact, he was reportedly captured by forces of the Vichy-aligned French Indochina regime, and the thread’s correction on this point is accurate. It’s also worth noting, to avoid confusion, that the ape character “Cornelius” in the films shares his name only coincidentally with the musician Cornelius (Keigo Oyamada), who later stepped back from public activity — the two are unrelated.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Supo Sokuho+) thread “[Movies] “Planet of the Apes” series — US magazine ranks all 10 films, who’s #1?.”

  • Nogizaka46 ‘Who I’d Want to Marry’ Ranking: Mai Shiraishi Takes #1 — 5ch Reacts: ‘No Way Manattan Is #3’

    A ranking site’s survey of 1,413 men on “which former Nogizaka46 member would you most want to marry” became a hot topic on 5ch. Mai Shiraishi took the top spot. While some in the thread agreed with the top picks, plenty questioned why popular members like Marika Ito, Rina Ikoma, and Kazumi Takayama didn’t make the list, and others took a skeptical view of the ranking itself. Some posts also revisited the earlier announcement of Shiraishi’s relationship with Fuma Kikuchi.

    We surveyed a total of 1,413 people online for our “Which Former Nogizaka46 Member Would Men Most Want to Marry? Ranking [2026 Edition]”! From the group’s all-time aces to its current lineup, popular members spanning generations made the cut. Who did men support most as their “ideal marriage partner”…?

    [Which Former “Nogizaka46” Member Would Men Most Want to Marry? Ranking — 2026 Edition]

    1st place: Mai Shiraishi (145 votes)

    Source: rankingoo.net / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:12
    I'll take Ayame Tsutsui.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:15
    Re: #4
    Some co-star actor's already snapped her up.
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:15
    No way Manattan's #3 lololol ("Manattan" = nickname for Mai Shin'uchi)
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:17
    Re: #10
    Being already married is a bit much…
    Re: #15
    Nah, that's totally fine.
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:43
    Re: #15
    Probably her cooking's popular.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:16
    Back in the day, Genda's wife probably would've made this list. (baseball player Ryosuke Genda's wife is former member Rina Ikoma)
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:17
    Re: #1
    Doing a top 50 with no "all-time" restriction would be funny — you'd get a bunch of "who even is this?" picks.
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:18
    It's ridiculous that Marika Ito isn't on here.
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:20
    6th place: Mai Shin'uchi…

    eh, that's a bit of a stretch.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:22
    Kakkii (Haruka Kaki) or Saku-chan (Reika Sakurai) work for me — those two are my picks.
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:23
    This has just turned into a plain popularity contest. If we're talking who I'd seriously marry, it's Mayu Tamura, no contest.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:26
    What kind of ranking doesn't have Ikoma-chan on it?
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:28
    Ikoma was never that popular to begin with, honestly.
    Maichun, seriously?
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:29
    It's supposedly the 2026 edition but it's all old graduated members.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:11
    Why did Shiraishi announce she'd been dating Fuma Kikuchi for ages, when she was never even caught on camera with him? I feel like that announcement tanked her popularity.
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:16
    Re: #65
    I think a marriage was supposed to follow soon after — announcing it in stages, like Haruna Kawaguchi did. For some reason it's stalled out now, though. Probably something on Fuma's end.
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
    No Asuka on the list? Are you blind?
    Though yeah, she doesn't seem like the cooking type.
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:30
    Re: #67
    She found even blow-drying her own hair too much hassle and had her mom do it.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:48
    If I were rich I'd put every member under a mistress contract and build myself a harem!
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:50
    Re: #84
    What are you, Trump?

    Background and Talking Points

    This ranking comes from a web survey run by a ranking/entertainment site — it is not an official Nogizaka46 announcement. The respondents’ age range and other attributes weren’t disclosed, and even the #1 pick only drew 145 votes out of 1,413 respondents, suggesting the result may skew toward a vocal slice of dedicated fans rather than reflect broad consensus. Debate in the thread centered on the “all-time” framing: a result weighted toward graduated members rather than those active in 2026 fueled questions about the selection criteria. Discussion also circled back to reports from a few years ago about Shiraishi’s relationship with Kikuchi; since nothing has been made public since, it’s worth noting this remains unconfirmed rumor rather than established fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Express+) thread “Which Former “Nogizaka46” Member Would Men Most Want to Marry? Ranking.”

  • Tsubaki Factory’s New Single Direction Sparks Debate — 5ch Fans: ‘Stop With the Dumb Songs Just to Go Viral’

    On the Hello! Project board, opinions clashed over the direction of Tsubaki Factory’s new single. It started with a post saying: “Tsubaki can just be the group that puts out great songs even if they don’t sell — please stop releasing dumb songs aimed at going viral.” The group has previously put out songs aimed at TikTok virality, like “Mousou Furifuri,” choreographed by Sako Makita, and their new song “Aiueon,” written by Hyadain, was seen as following the same pattern. The thread split between those who said “they don’t need to go viral” and those who argued “chasing virality is part of what makes Hello! Project what it is,” with comparisons drawn to the currently thriving Juice=Juice, and some pointing out jealousy lurking behind the criticism.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:33
    123 Anonymous [] 2026/09/05 (Sat) 13:36:53.64 0
    Tsubaki can just be the group that puts out great songs even without selling well
    Please stop releasing dumb songs made just to go viral
    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:36
    And yet they're a cheesy group that keeps hiring Sako Makita for choreography over and over
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:40
    If you hate dumb songs, don't watch Hello! Project
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:40
    Did you seriously think they'd sell well doing it "properly"?
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:41
    Even after suppressing the wish that they'd joined Juice=Juice, that lingering feeling of still wanting to be as successful as Juice=Juice — it's just plain pitiful to watch.
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:47
    You mean "Mousou Furifuri"? The legendary one where they even filmed the MC segment in vertical video and it still didn't become a topic of conversation
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:48
    Let's just pretend "Mousou Furifuri" never happened…
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:51
    Re: #15
    Among Tsubaki otaku, it's not considered a dumb song
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:50
    Thank you for having me.
    I'll give my all for your company. (job-hunting-style lyric)
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:54
    Re: #17
    Don't put something like this on the album.
    Is there anyone who can actually enjoy listening to that? Most people struggled through job hunting.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:56
    Re: #17
    And yet otaku these days are all about their own "end-of-life planning" sensation, not job hunting (a pun on shūkatsu — job hunting vs. end-of-life prep)
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:51
    It's not enough to just say "I hope Tsubaki gets rewarded" —
    be the kind of person who can genuinely say "good for Tsubaki" when they actually are.
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:53
    Aiueon? Don't tell me that's another song made just to chase virality.
    Fine, forget going viral then — just get Zakiyama and Kouga to write us a blush-inducing song.
    A messy affair number like "Konnyaku" or "The Swede" would work too (likely nods to past Hello! Project song titles).
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:57
    Tsubaki's the group with the most messy two-timing songs and vapid, all-vibes-no-substance tracks.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:58
    Tsubaki Factory has the most vapid, substance-free songs written by SHOCK EYE.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:59
    Whether it actually goes viral or not aside, just looking at Hyadain's lyrics and melody for this new song, it doesn't feel all that different from a cheap song made purely to go viral.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:59
    Tsubaki's always gotten great songs.
    They've always gotten the most idol-like songs of any group.
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:00
    Re: #1
    It's over the moment members and fans alike turn cynical and start acting all too-cool-for-it.
    That's exactly what's happening with Angerme right now, and it's how the original-lineup Juice=Juice fans used to be too.

    Juice=Juice's current success isn't luck at all — it's the fruit of hard work and real ability, and without the attitude to learn from that, you won't sell.
    Though some members are trying to learn.
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:00
    Bombing so spectacularly with "Mousou Furifuri" must really still sting.
    Hearing "Aiueon" is bound to bring it right back, whether you want it to or not.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:01
    Which song is even the "dumb song made to go viral" one?
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:01
    For "Mousou Furifuri" they had Makita do the choreography and, at every release event, begged the otaku to learn the dance and spread it around — wasn't that literally aimed at going viral?
    That song was also the first in Hello! Project to get daily TikTok posts.
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:05
    Morning Musume sold well with dumb songs, and that's the reason Hello! Project exists today.
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:08
    If you hate viral-bait songs but you're seriously saying "Aiueon" is going to become the next "Moremi" (nickname for a past hit single), that's next-level psychopath behavior.
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:09
    Re: #37
    This really exposed how quite a few otaku are straight-up seething with jealousy toward Juice=Juice.
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:09
    So is "Idol Whatever Ondo" fine then?
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:10
    "Danshari" (a term for decluttering/letting go) is a great song
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:48
    Re: #41,43
    Hideko Yamashita: "That's trademark infringement." (Yamashita is the real-life author who coined the decluttering term "danshari")
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:13
    "Danshari" lost its charm as a song-and-dance number once they sealed away the bow-legged high kick…
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
    Whenever that NHK-kids'-show-sounding intro plays on "Radi-Sui," "Mari-Radi," or "Ukare Radio" (member radio shows), I get embarrassed and rush to skip it.
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:17
    I think the cleanest move would be to hand "Aiueon" off to Beyooooonds' new members and get "Utterly Ridiculous" in return, but a digital-only release for just that one track feels kind of thin…
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:24
    You have no idea how much we were made to practice the "Mousou Furifuri" dance at release events.
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
    Are they even putting in enough effort to deserve being rewarded?
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:44
    Tsubaki can just be the group that puts out great songs even without selling well
    Please stop releasing dumb songs made just to go viral
    But if Kawanishi goes on network TV, it'll go viral
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:45
    Admittedly, "Aiueo" does seem kind of dumb.
    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:45
    Both "Mousou Furifuri" and "Job-Change Ondo" get huge reactions live, after all.
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:46
    The "well, I guess it's fine…" reactions are actually harsher, aren't they.
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:47
    "Aiueo" barely has any solo parts, and the chorus is just an AI-unison vocal — it doesn't feel like Tsubaki at all.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Tsubaki Factory has previously released buzz-oriented songs like “Mousou Furifuri,” choreographed by Sako Makita and aimed at spreading on TikTok, but the gimmick never quite caught on. Meanwhile, fellow Hello! Project group Juice=Juice has been standing out with its recent success, and underlying the thread is the temperature gap between these two groups. The debate splits broadly into two points. One is over production philosophy — quality songs versus chasing virality — with some pointing to Morning Musume’s past success built on “dumb songs” as proof that going for virality can’t simply be dismissed outright. The other is the suggestion that the criticism is really jealousy toward Juice=Juice in disguise, making fan psychology itself a subject of debate. What readers might easily misunderstand is that the new song “Aiueon” hasn’t actually been judged yet — the opinions are all speculation based only on the lyrics and melody ahead of its release.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Tsubaki Factory otaku: ‘Please stop putting out dumb songs just to go viral’.”