Repeated Complaints of Missing Info in Phone-Upgrade Advice Thread — 5ch: “Don’t Need an iPhone, It’s Trash”

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The story

On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, a thread went up asking for phone recommendations after the poster’s Pixel 8 Pro broke. Specific models like the iPhone, Galaxy S series, and Motorola came up, but replies kept pointing out that “you can’t give real advice without a budget or use case,” and the thread turned into more of a back-and-forth about how to ask for advice than about which phone to buy.

In the end, the thread settled on a rough rule of thumb — “iPhone or Galaxy if you’ve got the money, a Chinese phone if you don’t” — but the original poster still didn’t seem fully convinced.

What people said

1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
It's totally busted
11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
Then just buy the latest version of whatever you're using now!
17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
Re: #11
It's one option
13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
If you've got money, forget the phone and buy a house
16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
Re: #13
I already have two
18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
I hate phone shops, but
they have to deal with people like this too
rough job
21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
Re: #18
Went in for something unrelated last time, and today they still tried pitching me a few models
19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
Just get an iPhone, it's fine
20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
Buy the priciest iPhone and everyone will envy you, so it'll satisfy your need for validation
22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:13
Re: #19
Re: #20
Don't need an iPhone
Trash
24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
Re: #20
Foldables are the flex phone right now, aren't they 😁

Whip it open in front of everyone and you're guaranteed to turn heads 🤤
27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
The Galaxy S series is fine
If you're short on cash, get last year's model or used
30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
Re: #27
It's one option
I've got the money
But I'm not fully sold
28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
Wouldn't a cheap Motorola or Xiaomi do?
31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
Re: #28
My main phone just died, so that feels like a weak replacement for it
32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
Re: #31
What are you using now?
33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
Re: #32
What broke was my Pixel 8 Pro
35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
Re: #33
Wouldn't the latest Pixel work?
45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
Re: #33
That's the same phone you're using now 😁

I'm actually thinking of just buying a used Pixel 8 Pro again as my main phone 😎
34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
Only the person themselves knows what phone at what price they'd actually be happy with
If you want advice from others, you need to share a lot about yourself
Since you're barely sharing anything, hardly any of the advice here has been any good
37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:18
Re: #34
You've got to keep in mind that text alone could never convey everything anyway
Since I know I'm the one who decides, throwing out a bunch of options to narrow it down is the standard move
40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
Mentioning that your main phone died should've been in your very first post
Bringing it up on reply #15 is pretty rough
43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
Re: #40
It's a technique to keep you guys talking
42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
Smoke signals or carrier pigeons would do
Can't be that different from a Pixel 8, right
47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
Re: #42
So are you posting with one of those right now, then?
49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
Re: #45
I think the security chip died
My PIN code stopped working
52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:22
Re: #49
Can't you just reset it? 🥺
50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
Whether it's AI, anonymous posters online, or a clerk at a real store — you won't get decent advice unless you volunteer info about yourself and what you value
56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:24
If the clerk's pushing a few different models on you, they've probably got excess stock of something
58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
Re: #56
iPhones, probably
59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
https://gzo.ai/i/i6k14fd.jpg
This
61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
If iPhone is trash, then all that's left is diarrhea (i.e., total garbage)
67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
Re: #61
It's a matter of philosophy, use case, and skill level
73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
Asking for advice but reluctant to share any info
Give advice and it gets branded trash with some excuse tacked on

A cautionary example
Treat your own kids like this and they'll grow to resent you
77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:32
Re: #73
Don't you want to hear people's take on it?
98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
If you've got money
・iPhone
・Galaxy S series

If you don't
・Chinese phone

That's really all there is to it
101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:44
Re: #73
You really think that counts as advice? Re: #98
84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
Re: #82
You want a detailed reason for absolutely everything?
87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
Re: #84
If you want someone's opinion, that's just common sense, isn't it
Are you even a working adult?
91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
Re: #84
At this point just live without a phone

Background and Key Points

The Pixel 8 Pro that broke is Google’s flagship line, sold in Japan through NTT Docomo, au, and SoftBank as well as Google’s own store; a mid-range failure like a dead security chip a couple of years into ownership isn’t unusual and is the kind of “known issue” Pixel owners in Japan swap notes about. The wider context that shapes this thread is Japan’s phone market itself, which looks very different from the global one: iPhone commands a majority share of the country’s smartphones, propped up by decades of carrier bundling and Apple’s early exclusivity deals with Docomo/au/SoftBank, while Android flagships like the Galaxy S series remain a distant, low-single-digit-share alternative despite being globally dominant. Chinese brands (Xiaomi, etc.) are cheap but carry a stigma in Japan tied to lingering security and privacy suspicion, which is why “iPhone or Galaxy if you have money, Chinese if you don’t” reads as received wisdom rather than a personal recommendation.

The thread didn’t really split over which phone to buy — it split over what counts as a legitimate way to ask for advice online. One camp insisted that without a stated budget or use case, any answer is worthless and the OP was gaming the thread for engagement by withholding that his main phone had died until reply #15; the other treated throwing out options and narrowing down via replies as normal shorthand that shouldn’t require a full personal disclosure upfront.

What nobody raises, and what actually drives phone-buying decisions in Japan more than brand loyalty, is Osaifu-Keitai — the FeliCa-based mobile wallet standard used for train fare cards (Suica/PASMO) and convenience-store payments. Compatibility with it, not price tier, is often the real dealbreaker Chinese and even some Galaxy models fail on.

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread「Gotta buy a new phone, but what’s good?」.

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