“I Want to Swim in a Women’s Swimsuit” — One Man’s Earnest Plea: Can Pools Refuse to Let Him Wear It?

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An article reporting on a consultation sent to Bengo4.com (a legal advice site) from a man who wants to swim in a women’s swimsuit went viral on 5ch’s News Speed+ board. The thread spiraled into a debate covering the different exposure limits allowed for women’s versus men’s swimwear, right down to the exact wording of the Minor Offenses Act that regulates public exposure. Some posts nostalgically reminisced about old-school swimwear customs like school-issued swimsuits and fundoshi loincloths.

“I Want to Swim in a Women’s Swimsuit” — One Man’s Earnest Plea: Can Pools Refuse to Let Him Wear It? – Bengo4.com

August 27, 2026, 10:30 AM

Not being able to wear the swimsuit you want to wear at the pool is painful — that’s the kind of concern that reaches Bengo4.com every summer.

Source: bengo4.com / Original article here

What people said

7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:06
Not being able to wear the swimsuit I want to wear at the pool is such a pain
90AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:21
Re: #7
Haha, is that a Hazard Lab illustrator's work? (Hazard Lab is a Japanese science-news site famous for its quirky illustrations)
8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:06
There was that famous image, wasn't there — the one with some old guy having the time of his life at the beach in a barely-there swimsuit while a lifeguard looks on totally bewildered.
24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:10
Isn't a "Beijing bikini" good enough for this? (slang for men rolling their shirt up to bare their belly in the heat)
149AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:33
Re: #24
I actually saw that for real when I visited the Great Wall.
40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:12
Women get to cover their nipples 😡

It's unfair that men can't cover theirs 😡

Men's nipples are an erogenous zone too 😡

Honestly, if you frame it like that, it might actually fly.
56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:15
Re: #40
Then just wear long sleeves and long pants that cover your skin, like in Islamic dress.
Wanting to wear a school swimsuit is just being a pervert anyway.
Even actual women don't wear school swimsuits outside of school.
72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:17
Re: #40
So as long as the nipples are covered, a bikini bottom is fine?
51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:14
Doesn't drawing everyone's stares like that count as a crime on its own?
86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:20
A rokushaku fundoshi (traditional loincloth) is totally fine — back in my school days we were all made to swim in the ocean wearing one of those.
94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:22
Re: #86
For ocean swimming there's actually something called a "black cat fundoshi," you know.
107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:25
Re: #86
I've still got mine packed away somewhere.
87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:21
Case closed after another customer dialed 110 to call the cops. (´・ω・`)
93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:22
"Another person who wrote in said that, despite being male, he wants to swim at his local public pool wearing a women's school swimsuit."
That's one hell of a sentence lol
100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:24
Re: #93
As long as it covers the whole body, what's the problem? "School swimsuit" covers everything from cheap to fancy anyway.
104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:25
Re: #93
If they just made a men's version of the school swimsuit, problem solved.
114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:26
Just haul him in under the Minor Offenses Act —

Article 20: Any person who, in a place exposed to public view, exposes their buttocks, thighs, or other body parts in a manner likely to provoke public disgust.
116AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:27
Re: #114
By that logic they'd arrest you just for your face lol
121AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:28
Re: #114
>exposes their buttocks, thighs, or other body parts

By that standard, every woman over 30 wearing a miniskirt would qualify lol
115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:26
Re: #104
Reminds me of that "Dara-san" incident from the Reiwa era… (apparently referencing a notorious viral incident/figure)
147AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:33
Re: #115
It was something like this, right?
https://www.footmark.co.jp/wp/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/img2024_main.jpg
204AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:48
Re: #147
There's a Billiken statue mixed in there.
131AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:30
Re: #1
First of all, are there even women who actually wear T-back thongs?
140AnonymousAug 27, 2026 22:32
Re: #131
Women sometimes wear a T-back when they're in something like a one-piece outfit, where regular underwear lines would show through and look obvious.

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “‘I Want to Swim in a Women’s Swimsuit’ — One Man’s Earnest Plea: Can Pools Refuse to Let Him Wear It?”.

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