What Would You Do If You Knew You’d Die Tomorrow? 5ch Weighs In After ‘The Moon Is About to Fall, Death Is Certain’

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The story

In a freewheeling chat thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo” (Live Commentary) board, posters jumped between all kinds of questions and personal stories instead of sticking to one topic. The thread title jokes about being unemployed, but that has nothing to do with the actual content — it’s just a stock “running gag” headline common to this type of live-chat thread. The conversation ranged freely across work, baseball, and everyday curiosities: a story about not getting paid despite having already quit a job, a thought experiment about what you’d do if the moon were about to fall and wipe everyone out, and a question about why Shohei Ohtani alone seems to get singled out for media criticism.

What people said

15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:06
What's the deal with people at work who ignore it when you say hello to them?
16AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:06
There are plainly worse people out there than Shohei Ohtani — Will Smith, or this 'Edo Otoko' guy (a separate controversial figure) — so why does the media only ever pile on Ohtani?
19AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:06
That whole 'Power Pro Kun Pocket' game series, man (a handheld spin-off of the Jikkyo Powerful Pro Baseball franchise)
20AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:06
Has that old internet culture of everyone enthusiastically playing along with an obvious lie completely died out?
24AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:07
AI-generated art (a wounded female warrior)
27AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:07
So I quit my job at the end of last month, and my final paycheck still hasn't shown up
29AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:07
If it became almost certain the moon would fall tomorrow and kill everyone, what would you do?
30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:07
You know those washed denim jeans that have that sloppy-looking crease line scuffed across the crotch?
31AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:08
Turns out Ohtani is the one who taught us just how great Ichiro really was
35AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:08
Why is PlayStation loved even by people who don't normally play games?
37AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:09
Smart people don't go and recklessly jack up their standard of living just because they got rich, huh
39AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:09
How come there's so little romance between 'male comedians' and 'female comedians'?
43AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:09
Toyota's 360-degree camera monitor has such clean picture quality, you can practically see through the ground
49AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:10
Were you guys seriously doing this the whole time you were off work?
52AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:10
[Sad News] The only thing Japan still has to be proud of is basically Hololive at this point (the VTuber talent agency)
https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1791852780/
79AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:35
Even middle schoolers are out there working to save the world 😰
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FC9kQ6RacAACOxu.jpg
82AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:41
Re: #79
That's just a drawing, though

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The “Nandemo Jikkyo (Live) G” board where this thread appeared isn’t a board for deep discussion of a single subject — it’s a chat board where short posts fly by at high speed, and thread titles themselves are often just unrelated “stock” taunting phrases. This time’s “365 Days Off a Year 🤣 Home of the Dumb Unemployed Guy 🏡” is a typical case: the actual posts had nothing to do with being unemployed and were mostly everyday questions and anecdotes. Note that a serious topic like unpaid wages after quitting a job and a whimsical one like what to do if the moon came crashing down end up sharing the same thread simply because of how this board works — not because posters are building on each other’s points. Likewise, the posts questioning media coverage of Shohei Ohtani aren’t meant to put down any specific player or person; they’re written as general questions about how the media handles its coverage.

*This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “365 Days Off a Year 🤣 Home of the Dumb Unemployed Guy 🏡.”

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