Living in Tokyo Alone Is Enough to Flex — 5ch: ‘So You’re Only in Tokyo to Show Off? Pathetic.’

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The story

A thread titled “You can flex just by living in Tokyo, so why don’t you all move there?” popped up on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (Live News) board. Tokyo residents and people from the provinces went back and forth over livability, with posters throwing out land prices in central areas like Shinjuku and Ginza, plus homeownership rates, car ownership rates, and single-household rates in Toshima, Shibuya, and Minato wards. One poster’s defense—”I’m not living here to flex”—was met with the comeback “But that contradicts the thread title, doesn’t it?” Plenty of voices also questioned the appeal of Tokyo life altogether, citing sky-high rent, cramped housing, and safety concerns.

What people said

7AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:17
With 150,000 yen rent in Shinjuku or Nishi-Shinjuku, what level of 1LDK can you actually get?
9AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:20
Where exactly am I supposed to read this vertically? (referring to tateyomi, a word-game where reading just the first character/word of each line spells a hidden message)
28AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:30
Re: #9
Like this
36AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:34
Re: #28
Wait, it actually exists? lol thanks
11AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:21
I'd rather live comfortably than live cramped just to flex~
13AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:22
Hurry up and tell me what level of 1LDK you can get for 150,000 yen in Nishi-Shinjuku or Shinjuku, you trash 😡😡
101AnonymousOct 13, 2026 01:07
Re: #13
Small… like a prison cell?
14AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:22
Is it really fun to pour half your monthly salary into living in a room like a rabbit hutch?
Anyone who wants to live in Tokyo without even making 10 million yen a year is just an idiot.
15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:23
I heard even Tohoku—which Tokyo treats like its little brother—has started mocking Tokyo lately.
16AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:24
Tokyo:
No decent residential land
No decent parking
Not even decent road width
No decent living space
17AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:25
No car, no house of my own
No girlfriend, no family, not young anymore

Don't drink, don't chase women, don't smoke either
18AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:25
So you're only in Tokyo to flex on people?

Pathetic.
19AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:26
Flexing while living in a tiny house? lol
20AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:26
Kanto region, ranked by land area, largest to smallest
21AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:26
Akiruno: ¥50,000/m²  100m² = ¥5,000,000
Hachioji: ¥100,000/m² 100m² = ¥10,000,000
Kokubunji: ¥200,000/m² 100m² = ¥20,000,000
Kichijoji: ¥400,000/m² 100m² = ¥40,000,000
Nakano: ¥800,000/m² 100m² = ¥80,000,000
Shinjuku: ¥2,000,000/m² 100m² = ¥200,000,000
Ginza: ¥10,000,000/m² 100m² = ¥1,000,000,000
24AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:28
Guess the tateyomi culture (reading just the first word of each line to spell a hidden message) has died out too, huh.
26AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:29
What's clearly pricier than regional hub cities is everything east of Kichijoji.
Akiruno and Hachioji are actually cheaper than regional cities.
29AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:30
Re: #26
Wait, you actually live there? You can't flex with that.
30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:32
I'm not living here to flex on anyone.
32AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:32
Re: #30
But that contradicts the thread title, doesn't it?
33AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:33
Re: #30
If you're not here to flex, you can just disappear.
34AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:34
National average benchmark land price including commercial areas = ¥197,000/m²
Hachioji's average benchmark land price = ¥190,000/m²
37AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:35
No house of my own, no car, no girlfriend, don't drink, chase women, or smoke
https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1791535977/
42AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:35
Tokyo's Toshima Ward
🏠 Homeownership rate: approx. 36.2% — below the 23-ward average (roughly 40%), making it an area with very high rental demand.

🚗 Car ownership rate: approx. 18.9% — the second-lowest among Tokyo's 23 wards. Residents rely on public transit.

👤 Single-household rate: approx. 64.0% — over 60% of all households are single-person, among the highest rates in the 23 wards, second only to Shinjuku Ward and the like.
45AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:36
Tokyo's Shibuya Ward
• Homeownership rate: approx. 36.5% (based on the Housing and Land Survey and recent municipal data; renters/leased housing)

• Car ownership rate: household ownership falls below the 23-ward average (approx. 29.7%), with per-capita/household ownership staying around just 19.3%.

• Single-household rate: very high — census data puts it at over 50% of all households (over 60% depending on the area or property)
54AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:38
Tokyo's Minato Ward
Homeownership rate: approx. 39.6%

Car household ownership rate: approx. 45.7%,
Single-household rate: 56.9%.

Minato Ward's various data (approximate)
• Homeownership rate: 39.6% (based on the 2020 census; low even among Tokyo's 23 wards)
• Car ownership rate (passenger vehicle ownership): 45.7% (Tokyo ward-level data; higher than the 23-ward average of 29.7%)
• Single-household rate: 56.9% (share of single-person households among general households, 2020 census)
66AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:46
A thing that always happens when riding the train. So unpleasant.
https://x.com/hayakore/status/2108492414596108382
67AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:48
Re: #66
That's not the point though, is it?
70AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:54
73AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:54
99AnonymousOct 13, 2026 01:04
The travel range of a Tokyoite is
basically that of a high schooler biking to school (lol)
102AnonymousOct 13, 2026 01:10
103AnonymousOct 13, 2026 01:11
105AnonymousOct 13, 2026 01:14

Background and Key Points of This Debate

This thread is one of the recurring “Tokyo flex” controversies that pop up on 5ch, following the typical pattern of posts looking down on the provinces because of central Tokyo residency, met with pushback. What stood out this time was that, beyond pure emotional arguments, multiple posters backed their points with concrete figures—land prices in Shinjuku and Ginza, and homeownership, car ownership, and single-household rates in Toshima, Shibuya, and Minato wards. That said, none of these figures came with cited sources within the thread, so they shouldn’t be taken as more than posters’ own claims. Some pointed out that areas east of Kichijoji within the 23 wards clearly have higher land prices than regional hub cities, while Akiruno and Hachioji are actually cheaper—highlighting the risk of lumping all of “Tokyo” together. In the end, posters never agreed on whether living there is about flexing or a rational lifestyle choice, and the debate stayed at a standoff.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo board) thread “You can flex just by living in Tokyo, so why don’t you all move there?“

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