Hikikomori NEET’s Chat Thread: Saizeriya Memories and Diet Talk Get Everyone Going

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The story

In a casual chat thread on 5ch’s Niche Speed VIP board, a thread starter who self-identified as a “recently-gained-weight hikikomori NEET” kept up a laid-back exchange with other posters. The conversation drifted from fond memories of eating out at Saizeriya, to favorite menu items and the state of local chain restaurants, to mobile game gacha pulls, struggles climbing the ranks in Mahjong Soul, and finally a diet update aiming for 65kg by the end of the year. The thread starter responded throughout in a low-key, easygoing tone, with no real conflict or flame wars — just a relaxed back-and-forth of everyone sharing how they’ve been doing.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:00
(っ´ω`c)That's me
4AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:03
૮₍ ・ω・ ₎ა What's got you down?! Spit it out!!
5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:04
Re: #4
(っ´ω`c)Penne all'arrabbiata from Saizeriya
8AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:05
( ◜ω◝ )Pomi (a nickname for the OP) actually managed to eat out…?! No way!?
9AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:05
Re: #8
(っ´ω`c)My parents took me
13AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:07
Who else was at Saizeriya? Did everyone look like they were living their best life?
15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:07
Re: #13
(っ´ω`c)Everyone from solo diners to families — all ages, all genders. Yeah, they looked like they were enjoying life.
14AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:07
The Jusco (an old name for what's now the AEON supermarket chain) near my place just reopened after renovations and now there's a Saizeriya in it.
Never been, so I'm thinking of checking it out sometime.
18AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:08
Re: #14
(っ´ω`c)I recommend Saizeriya. Because it's cheap.
16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:08
( ◜ω◝ )My parents (especially my mom) have apparently gotten really into the miso ramen at Yamaokaya lately
20AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:09
Re: #16
(っ´ω`c)Sounds tasty, though I've never been
17AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:08
૮₍ ・ω・ ₎ა Saize (short for Saizeriya) is cheap, so… get a job and treat her sometime
21AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:10
Re: #17
(っ´ω`c)No way, nuh-uh
19AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:09
Re: #18
( ◜ω◝ )Must be nice
22AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:10
Re: #19
(っ´ω`c)So, what's your favorite thing on the Saizeriya menu?
25AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:13
Re: #22
( ◜ω◝ )Pizza and minestrone
23AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:11
Re: #20
( ◜ω◝ )Sometimes the floor's all sticky, which is super gross, but the food's good.
Try the spicy miso after drinking… it'll blow you away……
26AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:14
Re: #23
(っ´ω`c)Please come with me, I'm scared
24AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:12
Yeah, this guy's gotta be a fake.
Tell us something about Starleap.
27AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:15
Re: #24
(っ´ω`c)Something about Starleap? Nothing really to say… nothing much going on… though I am doing a 10-pull gacha tomorrow……
28AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:15
Re: #25
(っ´ω`c)Pizza, nice. Never had the minestrone though
40AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:22
Re: #28
( ◜ω◝ )I got into minestrone because the one I had at Tokyo DisneySea as a kid was so good~ though that particular minestrone isn't on the menu anymore………
29AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:16
Re: #27
Did you pull anything on the last gacha banner?
30AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:17
Re: #29
(っ´ω`c)Got all the featured units. Still pulling — aiming for dupes on the two protagonists and Saki-chan
32AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:19
Re: #30
The last banner was better than the current new one, right?? That's what I think, what about you
39AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:21
These days you don't even need to eat in — there's takeout, Uber Eats and all, pretty convenient
41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:22
Re: #39
(っ´ω`c)Yeah, I'd rather eat leisurely at home
42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:23
Re: #40
(っ´ω`c)Memorable enough that it stuck with you, huh. Been to Disney lately?
43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:23
Re: #42
( ◜ω◝ )Haven't been in about half a year
44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:24
(っ*´ω`*c)Heheh, looks like Starleap's gonna get dropped soon too
48AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:26
Re: #44
(っ´ω`c)Who knows……might quit……once Astraeo Ratio drops……
45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:24
Hit the gym again this morning (´・ω・`)
49AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:27
Re: #45
(っ´ω`c)Good work out there, you're really at it. I want to get serious about strength training too — let's both keep at it. Under the same sky, we'll push each other forward
50AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:27
Should I set aside a grind period on Mahjong Soul?
I only need 2800pt to hit Master 2, but I'm stuck hovering around 2000 and getting nowhere.
Well, not losing badly proves I can still compete, but I'm just treading water and not earning any rank points at all
52AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:28
Re: #50
(っ´ω`c)Hovering right at the edge of a rank-up is the worst — so frustrating and stressful. Better to just push through and get it over with
51AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:28
Re: #47
Anti-itch cream, sure, I've got that (´・ω・`) (a pun on the previous post's "itchy/frustrating")

Re: #48
You bet! (´・ω・`)g
53AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:29
Re: #51
(っ´ω`c)Nice, I'm working hard on strength training too right now. Do you have a target weight you're aiming for?
54AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:30
Re: #53
I'm overweight, honestly
so I want to hit 65kg by the end of this year
eventually aiming for 60kg
56AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:32
Re: #54
(っ´ω`c)Having a target weight is good — gives you something to work toward. What made you decide to lose weight? Health reasons?
55AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:31
( ◜ω◝ )Nice, I've been dieting since this year too
Hoping I can get back down to my old weight
59AnonymousOct 10, 2026 15:33
Re: #55
(っ´ω`c)You're dieting too, huh. Dieting's tough. But it helps when there are others around you giving it their best too. So, what's your reason for dieting?

Background and Talking Points

This thread follows the classic 5ch Niche Speed VIP format of “adopt a persona and chat about your day.” The recurring poster (っ´ω`c) isn’t a real, identifiable individual — it’s best read as a voice/character the thread starter adopted for the thread. VIP is full of threads where posters take on a first-person character to talk about everyday life, and here the topics drifted one after another: eating out at Saizeriya, Mahjong Soul rank climbing, mobile game gacha pulls, and diet goals. There’s no clear conflict or conclusion in the exchange — it’s defined by a loose, easygoing chat where each participant simply shares how they’ve been doing. The gacha and ranking talk leans on game-specific jargon that may be unfamiliar to some readers, but none of it concerns real events or real people — it’s best understood as everyday conversation on an anonymous message board.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Niche Speed VIP) thread “(っ´ω`c) Recently Gained Weight, Hikikomori NEET.”

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