Sedans in Decline, SUVs Take All: 5ch Reacts to “Even the Century Is Going SUV”

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The story

A thread titled “What’s so great about SUVs?” popped up on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo board. Posters pointed out that the number of new sedan models keeps shrinking year after year, that Lamborghini’s best-selling model in company history is the Urus SUV, and that Porsche’s sales are propped up by the Cayenne and Macan. Some also noted that sports car fans are increasingly skewed toward middle-aged and older men. Opinions split on design too — one camp finds streamlined, aerodynamic styling tacky, while another prefers boxy models like the Land Cruiser and Jimny — and the thread also argued over whether SUVs are just status symbols, or whether they come with a rigid hierarchy of their own.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:42
Sports cars are still the best, no question.
4AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:43
Nah, a sedan is what a proper adult drives.
Would the Emperor ever be caught in a Harrier?
6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:44
Re: #4
If it's the Emperor, it's gotta be an Integra.
8AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:45
Re: #4
He'd be riding in the Century SUV, surely.
7AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:44
Nobody but middle-aged guys cares about sports cars anymore
it's all geezers in their 50s and up.
104AnonymousOct 9, 2026 15:02
Re: #7
An SUV isn't a sports car though.
9AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:45
There are so few sedans left that people are stuck buying SUVs reluctantly.
12AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:46
Re: #9
Just get a Crown, then.
13AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:46
It's like SUVs are the only thing on sale, everyone's got one.
I hate this follow-the-herd mentality.
17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:48
Re: #13
Well, of course companies sell what's popular.
19AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:51
The only good thing about a sports car is the chance of an upskirt glimpse (panchira) near a girls' high school.
21AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:52
Re: #19
So you're saying every other car has zero redeeming qualities?
25AnonymousOct 9, 2026 13:58
Honestly, it's mostly SUV-styled cars these days — there's barely any SUV left in the proper, original sense.
31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:01
Re: #25
Let's at least distinguish between a real off-roader (crawler) and an SUV when we talk about this.
30AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:00
I've driven all sorts of cars, and a kei wagon (mini box van) is the best.
53AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:16
Re: #30
That's just because you're broke lol
38AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:06
The winners in life all drive minivans, you know ☺
43AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:10
Re: #38
Lately 3-row SUVs have been quietly catching on as minivan substitutes too
that's the trend in the US and Europe.
49AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:14
Even the Crown is basically just a crossover or sport model now, and even the Century is going SUV — sedans probably aren't making a comeback at this point.
55AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:17
Re: #49
About the only upcoming models worth hoping for are the Corolla and the Skyline.
54AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:17
Even Lamborghini's best-selling model in its entire history is the Urus — an SUV.
58AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:19
Re: #54
Porsche's basically being kept afloat by the Cayenne and Macan too.
56AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:18
Sports cars and sedans are just tacky.
That streamlined, aerodynamic look is unbearably tacky.
And cars trying to look all "luxury" are super tacky too.
57AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:19
Re: #56
Aren't SUVs streamlined too, though?
77AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:28
Re: #56
So is the Jaguar 01 your idea of ideal, then?
59AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:19
Resale value-wise, sports cars are the better choice, right?
61AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:20
Re: #59
Really? Used 86s are pretty cheap though.
67AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:23
The Harrier is seriously cramped inside.
Hard to believe given how big it looks from the outside.
73AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:26
Re: #67
That's because the Harrier has a short wheelbase.
The GA-K platform is terrible for interior room.
71AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:26
Re: #57
That's exactly why Mazda's SUVs, the Harrier, and the old Land Cruiser Prado are all tacky.
Streamlined styling is unnecessary, and that self-conscious, look-at-me vibe oozing out is way too tacky.
You know that try-hard feeling?

The Land Cruiser 70, the 250, the FJ, the Jimny, the G-Wagen (Gelandewagen) — those are cool.
Boxy with round headlights is what girls like best.
84AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:36
Re: #71
Still, most people think streamlined styling looks cool.
74AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:27
Japan should make more cars worthy of a "Nissan Juke Award."
That design on the Nissan Juke is one of a kind.
76AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:28
Re: #74
I really want the new EV Juke to launch in Japan.
If it does, I'm seriously buying one.
83AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:35
SUVs are exactly the status-symbol car — they don't flaunt hierarchy as blatantly as sedans do.
It's only natural they're trending right now.
87AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:37
Re: #83
I'd say SUVs actually have a pretty rigid hierarchy of their own.
88AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:37
What about the Sienta, though?
What would you even call that category of car?
92AnonymousOct 9, 2026 14:39
Re: #88
That's a compact minivan.
Not an SUV.

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The global expansion of SUV market share has accelerated rapidly since the 2010s, and in Japan too, the dominant vehicle category is shifting from sedans to SUVs and crossovers. It’s widely known that brands historically built on sports cars — Lamborghini with the Urus, Porsche with the Cayenne and Macan — now rely on SUVs as the core of their sales. The thread’s opinions split mainly along the lines of design preference, whether SUVs function as status symbols or carry their own hierarchy, and whether sedans could ever stage a comeback. Some posters also noted that the term “SUV” originally referred to vehicles built for off-road capability, while most SUVs sold today are monocoque-bodied “crossovers” that differ from a true SUV in the strict sense. This gap between the label and the reality isn’t widely known among the general public, and it surfaced in the thread itself in comments about the market being “full of look-alike SUVs.”

*This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “What’s So Great About SUVs?”.

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