Knights’ Tsuchiya Paints Oil Portrait of Tsurutarō Kataoka — 5ch: ‘Such a Gentle Touch’

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An oil portrait of entertainer Tsurutarō Kataoka, painted by Nobuyuki Tsuchiya of the comedy duo Knights, is making waves online. Kataoka shared the painting on his Instagram on September 19, 2026, along with the news that Tsuchiya had just enrolled at an art university this past April. On 5ch, commenters praised the brushwork with remarks like “such a gentle touch” and “he’s clearly got skill” — though the thread also veered off track when someone brought up comedian Hikari Ota’s old claim that Tsuchiya’s alma mater, Nihon University College of Art, “isn’t really an art school.”

Sat, Sep 26, 3:25 PM

Tsurutarō Kataoka, the multi-talented entertainer, updated his Instagram on September 19, 2026, unveiling an oil portrait of himself painted by Nobuyuki Tsuchiya of the comedy duo Knights.

In the post, Kataoka wrote, “Nobuyuki Tsuchiya of Knights painted me in oils,” alongside photos of the work, noting that Tsuchiya — who enrolled at an art university this past April — was the one who made it.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:49
Such a soft/gentle touch.
I think he's got real talent.
https://video.fc2.com/ja/content/20220228U77Wdv4z
4AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:49
Sure, any art school student could paint at this level, but he's definitely got a good eye for it.
35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:04
Re: #4
He's way better than a guy I know who majored in oil painting at Musashino Art University.
Honestly, a lot of art school students these days don't even do proper life drawing anymore.
When it comes to real technique, I only trust Geidai (Tokyo University of the Arts) grads.
6AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:49
Hikari Ota's gonna get mad and say Nihon University College of Art isn't a real art school!
39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:09
Re: #6-7
You two should just get married (total agreement there)
7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:49
Here we go again — Ota's gonna make a big fuss about how Nihon University isn't an art school.
8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:51
I don't really know about technique, but even his racehorse paintings have serious style.
They pull you in the instant you see them.
9AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:51
Sounds like he's actually attending an art university now.
17AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:53
Re: #9
It's literally right there in the thread title.
19AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:55
Re: #9
The school he actually got into straight out of high school was Soka University.
11AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:52
He put way too much focus on the face — it throws off the overall balance.
12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:52
Lol, Tsurutarō's body looks like some kind of yoga master now.
He looks like he could already breathe fire or teleport.
54AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:17
Re: #12
He was actually levitating the other day.
13AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:53
He doesn't look the least bit happy about it though.
21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:57
Damn, that's good.
Though if I got one of Tsuru-chan's own paintings as a gift, I wouldn't really want it.
Tsuru-chan gets obsessively into one thing after another — is he even still painting himself? Or is it just the stuff sitting in museums now?
84AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:34
Re: #21
Pretty sure he still sells his paintings and calligraphy on a website.
25AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:59
Same with his horse paintings — not much personality to them.
Skillful, sure, but that's about it.
26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:00
Never thought that flashy playboy Tsurutarō would turn into this old potter-looking guy.
27AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:00
Told you, it's not an art school.
Cracked up at how Bakushou Mondai's Ota went around relentlessly grilling Nihon University grads just to prove it isn't one.
Come on Ota, weigh in on this one too.
28AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:01
I wonder if he's painted 'Sensei' too — the guy lives to paint people.
29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:01
He's clearly gotten better since the days he was painting portraits of Tsutomu Sekine.
30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:01
NHK ran a show on art history recently.
Maybe Prebato (the TV art/haiku competition show) was what sparked this.
There's something admirable, even romantic, about someone who throws themselves into a new passion later in life.
Given how fast Japan is aging, it'd make good material for a drama too.
31AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:02
The guy who only earned 2 gym credits there, yet loves Nihon University College of Art more than anyone else in Japan — that's Ota for you.
33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:02
Re: #31
He dropped out and still loves it that much?
That's a weird one.
72AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:26
Re: #31
Unnan, who failed to get into Nichigei and ended up at Yokohama Broadcasting Film Institute instead, apparently still carry a complex about Ota and Tanaka because of it.
32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:02
The proportions don't really look like Tsuru-chan — his face is way bigger and he's more of a short, stubby guy in real life.
94AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:45
Re: #32
This is actually what Tsurutarō looks like these days.
34AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:04
He's got real technique, no doubt.
Setting the price tag aside, that is.
38AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:05
That time he painted Guernica on a potato chip bag was amazing.
He even worked in a proper anti-war message.
40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:09
Re: #1
This is only getting attention because a comedian painted it.
If some unknown art student had drawn the exact same thing, it'd get zero recognition and sink without a trace.
46AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:12
Only the face is realistic — the painting itself just isn't that interesting.
73AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:26
Shame that the right shoulder and the pants have zero sense of depth.
83AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:34
Re: #73
Yeah, it feels like it just needed more detail work.
75AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:28
His past work:

92AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:43
Can't believe he decided to paint Tsurutarō of all people.
97AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:49
Re: #92
He's also painted comedian Zakoshi Shou lol

Background and Talking Points

Alongside his acting career, Tsurutarō Kataoka has long been devoted to painting and calligraphy, and is known for selling his own works — including racehorse paintings — on his website. What made this story newsworthy is that the man who painted him, Knights’ Nobuyuki Tsuchiya, has himself been an art university student since this past April. The “Nihon University College of Art isn’t a real art school” jab that circulated in the thread traces back to a well-known bit in the comedy world: Bakushou Mondai’s Hikari Ota has long refused to count his alma mater, Nihon University’s College of Art, as a proper art school, drawing a line between it and dedicated fine-arts universities like Tokyo University of the Arts or Musashino Art University. The original article never actually specifies which category the university Tsuchiya attends falls into, which is an easy point for readers to get confused on. As for the painting’s technique itself, commenters weren’t universally glowing — some pointed out issues with compositional balance and a lack of fine detail.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Current Art Student Knights’ Tsuchiya’s Oil Portrait of Tsurutarō Kataoka Draws a Storm of Praise — ‘The Intensity Is Incredible!’, ‘It Radiates Power’.”

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