A thread went up on 5ch’s News VIP board where a poster live-blogged the sorry state of his messy room in real time. Replies poured in over exchanges like being asked “Did you finish cleaning?” only to get “Nope, still not done,” plus the thread’s mid-stream detour into making hamburger steak.
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Your hair's looking pretty messy too, you know
>>4
I'm not bald, thanks
I'm not bald, thanks
If you don't keep things tidy, a "typhoon" comes (i.e. Mom blows up)
>>6
Seriously?! That's terrifying
Seriously?! That's terrifying
>>10
Yikes
Yikes
I won't accept anything that isn't raw
>>22
You're gonna crack a tooth doing that~
You're gonna crack a tooth doing that~
Let's just give up on the room and live out of the Hustler (Suzuki's kei car)
>>25
That might actually work
That might actually work
Did you finish cleaning?
>>33
Nope, not done
Nope, not done
>>35
Ugh! How many days have you been "cleaning" now?! Mom told you—when you do it, just get it done already!
Ugh! How many days have you been "cleaning" now?! Mom told you—when you do it, just get it done already!
>>36
Sorry, Mom
I'm a turtle
Sorry, Mom
I'm a turtle
Ado gets mixed reactions, but I love that powerful voice of hers
>>45
I love "Usseewa" (her breakout hit song)
I love "Usseewa" (her breakout hit song)
>>48
What should I eat?
What should I eat?
>>50
Kinda want some chocolate
Wanna hit a convenience store, drugstore, or supermarket, but it looks hot out
Kinda want some chocolate
Wanna hit a convenience store, drugstore, or supermarket, but it looks hot out
>>51
Let's go somewhere up high
Let's go somewhere up high
Coffee jelly is so good!
>>59
It'll be fine — can't really put it into words, but I've got a feeling Bon (his nickname in the thread) will somehow pull it off
It'll be fine — can't really put it into words, but I've got a feeling Bon (his nickname in the thread) will somehow pull it off
>>61
I'm starving (lit. "peko-peko")
I'm starving (lit. "peko-peko")
Wait, didn't you buy that car for work use?
>>70
Not just for commuting?
Not just for commuting?
Slap Kasa-bon and he'll hate you
Just a little trivia for ya
Just a little trivia for ya
>>71
That's the "well, obviously" routine right there
That's the "well, obviously" routine right there
So you're using your own car for work and covering insurance yourself too?
No reimbursement from the company?
No reimbursement from the company?
>>86
Nah, I don't use my own car for it
Nah, I don't use my own car for it
Let's make a "bulked-up" donburi bowl!
>>115
What should I put on top?
What should I put on top?
>>116
Stack hamburger steaks — a hamburger-steak "bulk-up" bowl
Stack hamburger steaks — a hamburger-steak "bulk-up" bowl
>>119
Bulk it up, bulk it uuup!
Bulk it up, bulk it uuup!
Hamburger steak's done
>>127
Looks tasty but the shot's too close-up to really tell lol
Looks tasty but the shot's too close-up to really tell lol
>>128
Don't people from Aichi Prefecture go there?
Don't people from Aichi Prefecture go there?
>>130
I think they do
I think they do
>>133
Maybe people in Aichi prefer places like Asakuma or Bronco Billy? (regional hamburger-steak chains)
Maybe people in Aichi prefer places like Asakuma or Bronco Billy? (regional hamburger-steak chains)
>>135
Maybe so
Maybe so
>>138
I always pictured Bon-chan making it all from scratch, but…
I always pictured Bon-chan making it all from scratch, but…
>>140
Making hamburger steak is a lot of work
Making hamburger steak is a lot of work
Contactless payment's old news by now, but some days the reader's snappy and some days it's sluggish
>>145
Tapping it perks me up, so eh, it's fine
Tapping it perks me up, so eh, it's fine
Went to watch some rubber-ball baseball today
If I can get up, I'll go again tomorrow
If I can get up, I'll go again tomorrow
>>146
Let's go again tomorrow~
Let's go again tomorrow~
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “The Boy Whose Room Is a Total Mess Lolololololol.”
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