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  • New Car, Meet Stubborn Steering Wheel Cover: 5ch Users Live-Report the Battle Right After Delivery

    On the 28th, a chatty thread on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board kicked off with reactions to the movie “Chiikawa” and rambled on from there — favorite game characters, complaints about endless restless nights, and anxiety over speeding tickets on residential streets — before finally settling on the original poster wrestling a stiff steering wheel cover onto their brand-new car, fresh off the lot. The saga played out with photo updates, and other posters chimed in with comments like “that looks tough,” keeping the mood good-natured right to the end.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Me
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    Oncoris is really strong, huh
    Tell me some other good ones
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Re: #4
    Wanted to tell Ryu-san that Oncoris is amazing
    Gorilla Technology has me curious
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    Was it any good?
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
    Re: #5
    The rabbit was annoying, but it's a movie that makes you think about the wars going on right now — satisfied
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
    Re: #10
    Chiikawa had that deep a story?
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:54
    Been stuck in these short repeating sleep cycles the last couple days, it's rough
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:59
    Re: #40
    Same here
    And I get a different dream every time
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:00
    Re: #42
    Today I think I slept like 6 times in 12 hours
    Adds up to about 8 hours total probably, but I don't feel rested at all
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:07
    Re: #43
    Yeah it's rough when you can't get deep sleep
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:03
    I've also been stuck repeating short bursts of sleep over and over
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:04
    Re: #44
    Probably should just take sleeping pills, but that's kind of scary
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:06
    Sounds like one speeding violation on a residential street gets you an instant license suspension now — terrifying
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:09
    Re: #47
    Too scary, gotta drive extra safe
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
    Ran a stop sign late at night and got chased down by a patrol car from behind
    Seems like they were staking it out…
    Cost me 5,000 yen…
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:13
    Re: #56
    You never know where the cops are hiding…
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
    Re: #53
    Don't panic if someone's riding your bumper — dealing with them is a pain, so if you get a tailgater, either pull over once and wait for them to leave, or note their plate and call the police
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Re: #57
    Got it
    Even if I think someone's following too close, I'll just assume they're not actually going to hit me
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Bicycles got a lot stricter, but cars and motorbikes have it even worse, huh
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
    Re: #60
    Speaking of which, I need to get rid of my bike that I never use
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
    Kurds were tinkering with it, driving a Hustler (Suzuki's kei car — a recurring, edgy 5ch joke about Kurdish scrap collectors)
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
    Re: #61
    Seriously? Come on, stop it
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:16
    Initial K debut (a pun on "Initial D," the street-racing anime — the "K" nods to the kei car)
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:21
    Re: #64
    Top speed: 30 km/h
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #67
    Looks like it'll putter along sipping a canned coffee
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #70
    Wonder how Mr. Puttputt's doing these days ("Tokotoko" — a recurring meme nickname for something that plods along slowly)
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:20
    Gimme your bike—
    Actually nah, if it's coming from Aichi the shipping would be brutal, forget it
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
    Re: #66
    It's a bike that doesn't even need air in the tires
    80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:34
    Also went to Autobacs (a Japanese auto-parts chain) and bought a steering wheel cover, but it didn't fit
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
    Re: #80
    That's the kind of thing that quietly kills your mood
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
    Did you take it for a light test drive along your commute route, just to get a feel for it?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:37
    Re: #82
    Did that on delivery day
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:38
    Re: #83
    Bought one that's supposed to fit, but it's way too stiff……
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
    Re: #87
    Good luck getting it on, okay?
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
    Re: #89
    Guess I'll give it a shot……
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:40
    Re: #92
    Before that, let me look up how to put it on, on YouTube
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:45
    Show us what it looks like
    110AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:52
    Re: #107
    Like this
    113AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:54
    Re: #110
    Yeah, that does look stiff
    154AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Alright!!

    Background and Talking Points

    The chatter about speeding on residential streets ties back to Japan’s revised Road Traffic Act, which takes effect on September 1, 2026. Under the revision, the default speed limit on ordinary residential streets without posted signs drops from 60 km/h to 30 km/h — and since this thread went up on August 28, right on the eve of that change, it’s no surprise that worries about license suspensions and stepped-up enforcement came up. That said, the thread never really centered on one debate; it’s a classic “rambling” chat thread that drifted from movie impressions to small talk and finally to the OP’s personal saga of fitting a steering wheel cover on a new car. Because it never settles on a single throughline, readers may find it feels a bit scattershot.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “lol, the guy who just watched the Chiikawa movie.”

  • More Tattooed Kids on the Streets? 5ch Erupts Over Japan’s ‘Public Safety’

    A video posted to X (formerly Twitter) showing tattooed young people was shared on 5ch’s “Live News” board (Nandemo Jikkyo G), sparking a heated debate. What started as a post saying “there sure are a lot more of these guys now” set off a wave of comments lamenting Japan’s declining public order — “these days it’s the serious, hardworking people who get mocked,” “politics is rotten with corruption, so of course things fall apart below” — while the claim that “tattoos are totally normal overseas” drew pushback: “isn’t that just a skewed impression from someone who’s only been to a few countries?” Some posters waxed nostalgic for the “golden age” of the mid-Heisei era, while others pointed to the influence of works like Tokyo Revengers. In the end, no consensus emerged on either the cause or how serious the problem really is.

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2092577925585612800/vid/avc1/720×1280/u97DhlrdmEkHPRDh.mp4?tag=29 Download Video

    There sure are a lot more of these guys now

    Source: video.twimg.com / original post here

    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:57
    You can't assume everyone's basically good anymore.
    It's become a world where whoever gets away with it wins.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:20
    Re: #5
    Japan's really turned into a place where 'serious and hardworking' = 'idiot.'
    Like being a troublemaker is supposed to be cool now.

    Re: #6
    Well, politics is about as corrupt as South America at this point.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Politics is nothing but corruption and fraud these days.
    Of course things trickle down.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    What do guys like this even do for a living?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #10
    Construction laborers (dokata), builders, real estate sales, fighters, rappers, apparel industry…

    Something like that?
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:08
    People keep posting stuff like this every day claiming tattoos are totally normal overseas.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #13
    Isn't that just someone whose overseas experience is limited to (tattoo-heavy) countries?
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:26
    Re: #13
    Tattoos really are becoming more common in Japan too, no joke.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #14
    Lol, trying so hard to spin the narrative.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #18
    Why would you say that?
    Have you never actually been to those countries?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:18
    https://tadaup.jp/8HiHKf6a.png

    https://x.com/ch765432/status/2092957887912149425

    Even middle schoolers are getting tattoos these days, huh.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Re: #21
    They're going to grow another size in high school — what happens to the tattoo then?
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:46
    Re: #21
    It's a temporary tattoo sticker.
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:23
    It's just that Heisei produced way too many loners (inkya).
    Bring back the Showa era.
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #32
    Was the Showa era really full of tattoos?
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:25
    Re: #14
    If you'd actually lived abroad you'd know tattoos get you side-eyed there too.
    There've been news stories about lawsuits over it now and then, and plenty of employers won't hire you if you have one.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    That depends on the country too.
    Some places will let you have tattoos whether you're a supermarket clerk or white-collar.
    I think lumping it all together as 'overseas' is too broad.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    I kind of get it for the US, but the class divide in their high schools is on another level.
    Especially the elite boarding schools — even Gen Z kids there, guys and girls alike, have completely clean, zero-tattoo skin.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Because they're going to bring back the draft and make it universal conscription.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #36
    Could you handle that?
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:31
    Re: #43
    So you're saying Japan's actually worse off?
    Even kids from normal families are getting tattoos like crazy now.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:33
    Re: #44
    Even in ordinary countries overseas, tattoos are everywhere.
    Also, tattoos are a form of self-harm, just like cutting — it's a sign something's wrong.
    So really, it means those countries overseas are the sick ones.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    I bet the Self-Defense Forces will lift their tattoo ban eventually.
    They're desperate for recruits as it is.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:34
    Re: #48
    Yeah, that way they can work delinquents to the bone and toss them aside when they're done.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    Re: #48
    Can't really be helped.
    The US military's full of tattoos too.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:36
    I literally just went grocery shopping and there was a middle-aged guy with tattoos spilling out of both sleeves of his T-shirt, just casually shopping like it was nothing.
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #52
    Kanto area?
    Seriously, there's been a lot of that lately…
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Makes you realize the Heisei era really was a good time.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:52
    Re: #60
    Heisei, especially 2013 to 2019.
    I call it the golden age.
    Public order was good, and young people dressed in a calm, clean-cut way.
    That was probably Japan's peak. Glad I got to spend my 20s back then.

    Young people today are just tacky — bleached hair, tattoos, no class.
    85AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:54
    Isn't this the influence of Tokyo Revengers?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:55
    Re: #85
    I'd say it's more the influence of Breaking Down (the amateur fight show) and hip-hop culture.
    Plus all those TV shows about hostess-club girls and gang-adjacent types that have been popping up lately.
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:06
    Re: #85
    Re: #86
    Probably both.
    Post-COVID pent-up frustration just exploded.
    Though to be fair, the population's shrinking too, so the number of violent crimes has actually gone down.
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:56
    Most yankees (delinquent types) → have kids.
    Only a tiny fraction of chīmā (street-racing gang kids) → have kids.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    Re: #87
    So logically speaking, it makes sense the delinquent population just keeps growing.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    If you watch the Asakusa Sanja Festival, there are grown men flaunting their tattoos and swaggering around like tough guys.
    The police don't even bother clearing them out.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #90
    Wait, aren't those guys actual yakuza?
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:01
    Re: #90
    Well, it's a nation of law, so even antisocial types like that have human rights.
    Of course, guys like that don't know the law well enough to actually exercise those rights much, but it's still a headache for everyone around them.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    In Japan, tattoos have long been associated with the punitive tattooing of the Edo period and the yakuza culture of the postwar era, and customs like banning tattooed customers from public baths and gyms stem from that same history. Because of this, the association “tattoo = antisocial” runs deep, and this thread proceeded on that same assumption. That said, National Police Agency statistics show a long-term decline in the number of juvenile arrests, so it’s worth noting that the perceived sense of “declining public order” doesn’t necessarily match the actual crime figures. The claim that “tattoos are normal overseas” also drew pushback, with posters noting that attitudes vary widely by country and social class — and some in the thread pointed out that lumping all of “overseas” together was too crude an argument. As for the cause, multiple theories were floated, from the spread of combat-sports and hip-hop culture to the influence of specific franchises, but no evidence-backed conclusion was reached.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Japan is finally done for as tattooed antisocial youth keep increasing. It used to have the safest streets in the world.”

  • Full-Time Card Shop Job Listing Promising ¥30 Million a Year Has 5channers Buzzing

    A full-time job listing at a trading card shop advertising an annual salary of ¥30 million (roughly $200,000) has become a hot topic on 5channel. Users pointed out the listing’s low barrier to entry — no educational requirements, no résumé needed, and just a single interview — while also noting that working hours and days off weren’t specified anywhere in the posting. Reactions split between straightforward envy and skepticism, with some suspecting it must be a brutally demanding job or that the figure includes performance-based bonuses rather than being a flat salary. Others noted that skilled appraisers who can spot fakes and predict market prices for purchased cards are genuinely rare, sparking a wider debate about what’s really behind the high-paying offer.

    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Apparently a former coworker of mine saved up working somewhere like this and retired early (FIRE). No idea if he really made that much though.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    No degree needed, no résumé, just one interview — if you can really make that much, it's worth a shot.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Forget the 30 million for a second — you also get a monthly base salary of 380,000 yen!?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Honestly, working at a card shop sounds like a safer bet for life than going to university.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Reads like an ad for a hostess/escort job.

    Definitely a brutal workload.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Re: #15
    Is there really anything that demanding about working at a card shop though?
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Re: #19
    Probably dealing with complaints about buyback pricing.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    Re: #19
    People bring in mountains of cards where you can't tell fake from real.
    Plus you'd get tons of foreign customers coming in too.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    An even more unstable job than being a YouTuber — you could get fired at any moment.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Sounds like if you can't resell the expensive cards you bought, they'd force you to buy them yourself.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Honestly, grunt-level sales jobs like insurance or home renovation seem like a better deal than this.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:04
    Re: #22
    Dealing with otaku and scalpers seems easier to run circles around, no?
    You could just make your own "mystery packs" (custom resealed card packs) and sell those off.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Lol, the website doesn't even list working hours or days off.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    I don't see why a card shop would ever need to pay an employee 30 million yen — if it's real, is the owner a saint or an idiot?
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:06
    Re: #34
    Because they can only hire someone with a real eye for spotting fakes.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Maybe I should get into card shop work too.
    I used to play Magic: The Gathering, so I could probably manage.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #51
    In the resale world right now, Pokémon cards are tier 1.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    If it's this profitable, you'd just start your own shop — classic line.
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #52
    You can't run a secondhand shop without capital, so that's not really an option.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:17
    So it's basically a rare-card appraiser job?
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:19
    Re: #59
    I used to work as a market analyst making 600,000 yen a month, but if I misjudged the market my pay would crash and I'd be in tears.
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:22
    Sounds like you'd get a bonus bump for tricking someone into selling a pricey card dirt cheap 🙄
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #66
    It wouldn't go up.
    Do the opposite though, and it'd go down.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Feels like they'd teach you card-switching tricks (swapping in fakes) too.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:41
    Re: #83-84
    No way they'd take on a risk like that, idiot.
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    Never been to a card shop — do they really smell that bad?
    PC parts and gaming gear stores sometimes have a smelly guy or two, but…
    105AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #88
    It's simple — you're cooped up in a cramped space for hours, so you start to smell.
    Well, some of them were already smelly to begin with.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    The guy who can predict the next Lillie or Black Magician (chase cards) is the one pulling in 30 million.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    Re: #91
    At that level it's less "prediction" and more market manipulation, no?
    If that's the case, 30 million kind of makes sense.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    What does "performance-based pay" even mean for a card shop employee?
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:42
    Re: #94
    Maybe profits from manipulating prices and dumping stock?
    106AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #99
    It's the "shaka-pachi" crowd (scalpers who shake sealed packs to feel for hits) — they'd totally do that.
    118AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #106
    They make absurd money without even needing to do that.
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #105
    Do people really hang out at card shops for hours?
    108AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:44
    Re: #107
    Places like that have a dueling corner, right?
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #107
    They've got duel spaces.
    116AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Which job is better, this one or that one?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    As commenters pointed out in replies #94 and #99, listings touting a “¥30 million annual salary” are often performance-based rather than fixed pay, with commissions added on top depending on an individual’s appraisal skill and negotiating ability. In the trading card industry, a genuine shortage of skilled appraisers who can authenticate cards and predict market prices does exist, driven by the recent price surge and resale demand for certain items like Pokémon cards — so the underlying structure of high pay for that kind of expertise is real. At the same time, thread users raised doubts about the listing’s low barrier to entry (no educational requirements, no résumé, just one interview) and the fact that working hours and days off weren’t specified, with many worried about the workload and responsibility hiding behind the attractive pay. The point readers are most likely to misunderstand is that the advertised salary probably isn’t a flat, guaranteed take-home figure — it’s more likely an upper-bound number that includes commission.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Great News] Full-Time Card Shop Employee Makes ¥30 Million a Year wwwwwwwwww.”

  • Psychiatrist YouTuber’s Rule for Beating Smartphone Addiction — 5ch: ‘People Can Watch Twenty 5-Minute Videos But Not One Movie’

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa has introduced a rule anyone can start, aimed at helping “dopa-kids” — children who’ve grown so used to high-stimulation videos that they can no longer sustain focus — break the habit.

    On the thread, some doubted the rule’s effectiveness, while others spoke up for the value of “small steps” — gradually cutting viewing time — and many self-deprecatingly admitted that adults, not just kids, aren’t immune to being “dopa” themselves.

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa spoke on his official YouTube channel, “Psychiatrist Shion Kabasawa’s Kaba Channel,” about a “super-simple rule” for graduating from being a “dopa-kid.”

    “Dopa-kid” is internet slang short for “dopamine-addicted kid” — describing young people who’ve grown used to high-stimulation content like short-form videos and games, constantly crave stronger stimulation, and can no longer sustain focus.

    It’s also been pointed out that, because their focus doesn’t last, they struggle to concentrate on slower-paced content like long videos, reading, or studying.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:09
    Smash your smartphone
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:27
    Re: #3
    Coming from a 5ch-addicted old geezer, that's rich.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    Feels like there are plenty of "dopa-uncles" and "dopa-aunties" too
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #8
    Hi, I'm a dopa-BBA (slang for "old lady")!
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #8
    I love horror so much I've started craving jump scares —
    does that make me "dopa"?
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    Well, like everyone's saying,
    if you IV them with Serenace to forcibly block their dopamine D2 receptors,
    most people's addiction symptoms settle down pretty quickly in the short term
    Serenace was originally developed to suppress the hallucinations and voices caused by amphetamines (a type of stimulant),
    so it comes with a powerful sedative effect too,
    so you can just let it knock them out
    Also confiscate their smartphone and PC completely
    and never let them touch one again
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:30
    Re: #9
    If you take it away from an addict they go berserk —
    there have even been repeated cases of parents getting killed over it
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    If they can watch games or YouTube for hours, doesn't that mean they CAN focus?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:56
    Re: #10
    The point is they can watch twenty 5-minute videos,
    but can't sit through one 100-minute movie
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    What are they even watching?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #11
    Apparently it's stuff like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels —
    just endlessly swiping from one to the next
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:24
    The old lowlife vices —
    "drinking, gambling, and whoring" —
    have all just been replaced by the smartphone
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #13
    You can't get that drunk, buzzed-out feeling from a smartphone
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Re: #15
    Up until the postwar era you could just buy Hiropon (a brand-name methamphetamine) over the counter
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:46
    Re: #16
    Honestly the era when the streets were overflowing with Hiropon addicts was healthier than now
    Kids today can't even shoot up Hiropon, poor things 😢
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:31
    The "kid" in "dopa-kid" doesn't refer to actual age,
    and it's not about little kids with ADHD or hyperactivity either —
    it's a term for people who seem to have an adult version of ADHD or a developmental disorder,
    where their mind never gets to rest and stays exhausted even into adulthood
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Isn't that better than being a downer uncle/auntie whose dopamine never fires at all?
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:04
    Re: #21
    Hi, I'm a downer-BBA
    This has its own problem — I lose all concentration too
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:34
    A smartphone life — spending most of your life on your phone
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:36
    Re: #22
    Shut-ins spend all their time on games anyway, so it's not much different
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Pointless
    That's not gonna cut usage
    Guess that's what you get from a quack who just calls himself a psychiatrist
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Re: #40
    No, actually,
    small steps like "make yourself conscious of watching only what you need"
    or "cut your time just a little"
    really do work

    If you suddenly tell someone to "cut it in half," it's just not realistic
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:57
    Re: #41
    That's exactly why it won't work
    What are you, some old geezer with a Showa-era brain?
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #44
    I'm saying this because I actually know of cases where it worked
    Well, you don't have to believe me either way
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Went to a family restaurant and was shocked — the family at the next table had both kids eating while each watched their own video, and the parents didn't say a word, just ate normally
    I bet that's pretty common these days
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:36
    Re: #54
    I work in food service —
    and yeah, they just play the sound out loud too
    If you say something, they give you a dirty look
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:40
    Re: #54
    Had a guy over 60 doing the same thing — when I told him to stop, he sulked but muted it
    Guess age doesn't matter when someone's just not right in the head
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #1
    What the hell is a "dopa-kid"?
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:35
    Re: #57
    In Dokaben, that's the captain from Yamada and Satonaka's freshman year, who later becomes the youth team's coach (a pun riffing on the manga "Dokaben")
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    I always figured young people watch long videos at 2x speed
    Personally, 1.25x is my limit
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Re: #58
    "Every boy… is a wild one~♪" (a line from the Dokaben anime theme song)
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #58
    For YouTube's "Yukkuri" videos (a genre with slow, robotic narration), if they've got subtitles you can mute it, play at 2x, and just read the text — saves time
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:17
    Re: #60
    I don't get the point of saving time when you're only watching because you're bored
    It's not like you're trying to actually learn something from a Yukkuri video
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #62
    Kids today can't sit through long videos at all

    Background and Key Points

    Shion Kabasawa is one of Japan’s most-followed psychiatrist-YouTubers, running “Kaba Channel” (精神科医か�ばちゃんねる) to a mass general audience, translating clinical concepts like dopamine reward loops into everyday advice. The “dopa-kid” (ドーパ・キッズ) framing draws on real neuroscience — short-form platforms like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels are engineered around rapid dopamine hits, and repeated exposure is theorized to raise the stimulation threshold needed to hold attention, making slower media (a two-hour film, a novel, a classroom lecture) feel unbearable by comparison. Japan’s postwar history adds an unusual reference point that non-Japanese readers may miss: methamphetamine (branded Hiropon) was sold over the counter until 1951, so posters invoking it aren’t being flippant for shock value — it’s a known chapter of Japanese public-health history genuinely being compared to today’s smartphone dependency.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t over whether phone overuse is a problem, but over whether Kabasawa’s proposed fix — small, incremental reductions in viewing time rather than abrupt bans — can actually work, with skeptics dismissing it as toothless “boomer” advice and others citing firsthand cases where gradual tapering succeeded.

    What outside readers will likely misread is the word “kid” itself: posters clarified that it doesn’t denote literal children or clinical ADHD, but rather an acquired, age-independent attention pattern that can show up in adults just as easily — a distinction the article’s headline doesn’t make obvious, and one the thread had to correct for itself mid-discussion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ““Dopa-kid” (Dopamine-Addicted Kid): The Super-Simple Rule to Break Smartphone Addiction, Recommended by a Psychiatrist YouTuber.”

  • Mixed reactions to the new Madoka Magica movie: 5ch says ’13 years of waiting for THIS?’

    A thread on 5ch’s News VIP board sparked discussion of impressions after watching the new ‘Madoka Magica’ movie. Comments included “I couldn’t make sense of it from watching Rebellion just once,” alongside a flurry of theories over the true identity of Walpurgisnacht.

    Meanwhile, opinions are divided, with harsher takes like “13 years of waiting for THIS?” also making the rounds.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:00
    It's killing me that I can't even talk about it (spoilers).
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:01
    Just tell me if it actually wrapped up the story.
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:01
    Re: #5
    The ending is pretty vague — it's basically "go figure it out yourselves!"
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:02
    It's getting good buzz on X (Twitter).
    Though there are spoilers going around, so if that bothers you, don't go digging for info.
    Personally I don't care at all.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:03
    Re: #10
    Oh, really?
    I think this one's a masterpiece.
    142AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:07
    Re: #10
    Opinions are split so far.
    There's a fair number of "13 years of waiting for THIS?" comments too.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:02
    Re: #8
    Turns out it's a direct continuation of Rebellion.
    If you don't have a solid grasp of Rebellion, you'll be completely lost.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:03
    Re: #11
    Wait, seriously?
    That's an impossible ask then.
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    There are multiple movies, plus recap compilations, and it's been like 15 years now…

    There's no way I remember the finer details anymore lmao
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    Re: #17
    But if you watch the TV series and Rebellion, you'll get the general gist.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    Just make something I can enjoy in two hours without homework…
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Re: #18
    Well, it's a 2011 work after all…
    I panicked at first thinking neither Madoka nor Homura were even going to show up, though.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:05
    What are you even talking about
    This is garbage
    All those delays made no sense, and it's cringe that the official account is making such a big deal about "no spoilers" for something like this.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Re: #20
    Nah, this clearly took a ton of work.
    Though yeah, fair enough on the no-spoilers thing.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:06
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebellion — 120 theaters
    ↓
    Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht Rising — 290 theaters
    tps://i.imgur.com/Xbd9cEf.jpeg
    Theaters selling out in 3 seconds, and this during an anime-movie box-office boom too

    It'll clear 20 billion yen easy, brace yourselves
    Chiikawa's some weak-tier anime, we could crush it without even trying
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:07
    Re: #23
    Eh, who knows — this is really an anime for core fans
    For the people it clicks with, it clicks WAY too hard
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:07
    Re: #22
    Guess I'll go watch Rebellion first.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:08
    Re: #25
    Just saying, but watching Rebellion only once won't be enough to understand it.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:11
    Re: #27
    I mean, I did finish watching it back in 2013
    It confused me so much I was planning on never watching it a second time, though.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:11
    Isn't this going to leave casual viewers totally lost?
    And these days when so many anime have great art, it's not exactly a standout on visuals either.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:13
    Re: #31
    It's more of a directing/staging showcase, honestly
    There's a mosaic-style scene like this
    where you get to experience the shift from anime → live performer → anime, and it made me cry
    https://tadaup.jp/8g4nsXHF.png
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:27
    Re: #60
    Come on, you should've caught on by now
    Walpurgisnacht came back to reclaim the witches' world, along with the witches' underlings.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:32
    Re: #63
    But didn't Madoka already erase Walpurgisnacht?
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:34
    Re: #70
    Apparently Walpurgisnacht doesn't count because it's not technically a witch
    So it was never actually saved/purified.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:36
    Re: #73
    I thought it had been saved but came back because of the Devil, or something like that.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:38
    Re: #73
    Wait, wasn't the whole point that a Soul Gem gets corrupted into a Grief Seed and that's how a magical girl becomes a witch?
    So what even was that "Walpurgisnacht" stage-device witch supposed to be? Retconning the rules like this after the fact is lame.
    Stuff like this is corrupting my own Soul Gem.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:39
    Is "Was" a term you'd only get if you've played the mobile game?
    Also, that bratty kid was kind of irritating.
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:41
    Re: #84
    What even is that character's deal?
    The one who loves Kyubey, right?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:43
    Re: #86
    You mean the unnamed upperclassman
    Did you actually watch it?
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:45
    Re: #86
    Yeah, that one
    The kid who just wants to be loved
    Come to think of it, "Was" also had a change of heart that felt kind of arbitrary — maybe aside from the core storyline, some parts are a bit scattered.
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:56
    The general consensus seems to be it went downhill once Sayaka left.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:59
    Re: #98
    Oh, that might be true.
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:05
    Re: #98
    Yeah, it does get pretty chaotic from that point on.
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:52


    Was the movie any good?
    120AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:55
    Re: #117
    Homu-chan's outfit has her shoulders bare now, huh.
    119AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:54
    It was good.

    122AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:58
    Hey, please tell me there's none of SHAFT's signature live-action footage in this, right?
    123AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:01
    Re: #122
    Oh, there is. There really is.
    130AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #122
    There was a ton of it.
    134AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    https://tadaup.jp/8bZ5VLzs.png
    136AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:37
    Re: #134
    Had no idea. I almost spoiled it for myself.
    137AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:56
    Re: #134
    What happens if you break the no-spoilers rule?

    Background and Key Points

    Puella Magi Madoka Magica began as a 2011 TV anime from Studio Shaft, directed by Akiyuki Shinbo and written by Gen Urobuchi, that took the cute “magical girl” format and turned it into a bleak meditation on wishes, sacrifice, and cosmic law. It was followed by two compilation films, then Rebellion (2013), a continuation that ended on a famously ambiguous note with Homura rewriting reality and becoming a “devil.” The new film, Walpurgisnacht Rising, is a direct sequel to Rebellion, arriving roughly thirteen years later — hence the “13 years of waiting for THIS?” jab — and its distribution numbers (120 theaters for Rebellion versus 290 now) reflect Japan’s current anime-film boom, where box office is often measured against hits like Chiikawa’s movie.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether the film looks good — the SHAFT-style live-action/mosaic sequences drew praise even from critics — but on whether the story holds together, specifically the retconned status of Walpurgisnacht as something other than an ordinary witch born from a corrupted Soul Gem, which posters felt contradicted rules the original series spent years establishing.

    What outsiders are likely to miss is that this was never pitched as a jumping-on point: without the 2011 series and Rebellion fresh in memory, the plot is close to unfollowable, which is why posters kept warning newcomers off rather than debating basic quality. Also unmentioned in the thread is that Shaft’s jarring live-action inserts are a longstanding directorial signature going back to the original series, not a new stylistic misstep.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Madoka Magica was great!!.”

  • Hezuma Ryu banned again: “It’s my own fault, but it still stings” — 5ch: “Arrested six times and he calls it ‘once’?”

    Hezuma Ryu posted on his own X account, “It’s my own fault, but it still stings. I’ve been banned again.”

    On 5ch, reaction was split: many pointed to his arrest record with comments like “Arrested six times and he calls it ‘once’?”, while others came to his defense.

    Hezuma Ryu @hezuruy

    It’s my own fault, but it still stings.

    I’ve been banned again.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:45
    Still a nuisance streamer, as always (just a periodic reminder)
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:46
    Re: #2
    Well, even if it's fake charity, doing something beats doing nothing, right?
    Some party member out there was apparently way worse.
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:26
    Re: #4
    That's just a drop in the bucket, and nuisance-streamer fanboys always trot out that same brain-dead defense.
    No wonder they keep falling for it and tuning into his streams.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:47
    It really feels like they forced in the Kumamoto earthquake material as the president's line.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:48
    He brought it on himself, so putting out an emotional statement about it doesn't really land.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Hezuma Ryu: "I'm Hezuma Ryu." (his standard self-introduction bit)
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    You guys are awfully harsh on anyone who's ever made a mistake.
    Maybe that's because your whole lives have been spent desperately trying never to mess up.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    Re: #9
    A "mistake" implies negligence.
    What this guy does is intentional, so it's not the same thing.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    Re: #9
    It's not a mistake, it's deliberate harassment.
    He even calls himself a "nuisance streamer" himself, so he's clearly aware of it.
    Can you really not tell the difference?
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    Re: #9
    Don't lump a criminal with no financial or family hardship in with someone who just made a "mistake."
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Well, stores get to choose their customers.
    Can't be helped.
    He should just go wherever will still have him.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:49
    Can't they see he's doing the exact same thing to foreign tourists?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    Griping bitterly about getting banned just shows he's not actually reflecting on anything.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:50
    He's probably just thinking "great, more content" about this too.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:52
    People who defend Hezuma Ryu probably pull the same kind of stunts in their everyday lives.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:53
    There's no such thing as winning or losing here — what are you even talking about?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:53
    The people who criticize Hezuma Ryu and the people who criticize Rikuryu are probably the same crowd.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Don't we have this exact same conversation every few months??
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Re: #23
    Getting banned every few months is honestly impressive — that's how hated he is by society.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Anyone who's ever held a job should know that rebuilding trust isn't something you do easily.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    The defense arguments are identical every single time — is this some kind of organized brigading?
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Re: #17
    Lol, dodging the question.
    That's what happens when you wave around a completely off-base argument.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    It's probably a lie anyway, and even in the one-in-a-hundred-million chance it's true, so what.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    We can't even trust that this actually happened in the first place.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
    Causing trouble for self-promotion, then acting all reformed once he's landed some fame or standing — nobody's buying that.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Not much traction for something that looks self-staged.
    Has everyone just gotten sick of him?
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Footprints in real life fade away, but online they follow you for life.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:57
    He lies and only ever says whatever's convenient for him.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
    That hits way too close to home…
    75AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #37
    Right back at you.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Also, at his core, this guy's just a monster starved for validation.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #78
    Motive isn't the whole story, though.
    Not if he's genuinely out there doing volunteer work and the like.
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:19
    Bashing someone for life over a single mistake is such a Japanese thing to do.
    Wouldn't happen overseas.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:21
    Re: #86
    It's not a single mistake in this guy's case.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:23
    Re: #86
    He caused trouble over and over — to the point where the police couldn't just look the other way anymore.
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:23
    Re: #86
    Arrested six times and he calls it "once"?

    Background and Key Points

    Store manager: “You’re Hezuma Ryu, aren’t you? Please refrain from using this store.” Hezuma: “It stings. But I won’t lose.”

    Hezuma Ryu (real name Ryusei Kondo) is a Japanese “nuisance streamer” (迷惑系ユーチューバー/迷惑系配信者) — a genre of creator who films confrontational stunts, unauthorized store visits, and disruptions purely to generate viral clips and ad revenue. He has been arrested multiple times over the past several years, including for offenses like trespassing, obstruction of business, and theft-adjacent stunts, and has become a recurring tabloid fixture as a symbol of the genre. Being informally “banned” from a specific store or chain (店舗出禁) is a common Japanese business response to repeat troublemakers — it’s not a legal penalty but a private refusal-of-service notice, often the only practical tool a shop has short of police involvement, since Japanese retailers are generally reluctant to escalate confrontations publicly.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether he did something wrong — almost no one defends the underlying conduct. It splits over how to read his tweet itself: is “it’s my own fault, but it still stings” a rare flash of genuine self-awareness, or just more of the same persona, an attempt to reframe punishment as a poignant personal moment for content? Posters citing his arrest count (commenters land on six, not the “once” his phrasing implies) are pushing back specifically against the tweet’s framing, not debating the facts of the ban.

    What outside readers may miss: this isn’t a formal legal ban (出入り禁止 in the criminal sense) but an individual store’s discretionary refusal, and “nuisance streamer” is a semi-official, media-recognized category in Japan with its own enforcement debates — it’s not slang for an ordinary troll.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G” board) thread “Store manager: “You’re Hezuma Ryu, aren’t you? Please refrain from using this store.” Hezuma: “It stings. But I won’t lose.”.”

  • Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior

    5ch reacted to news that “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of banning junior high school students from entering the store unaccompanied, citing ongoing disruptive behavior on the premises.

    The thread ranged all over the place — from debates about parenting and discipline at home, to trivia about Oshu being Shohei Ohtani’s hometown, to whether the rumor that “co-op = Communist Party” is true, to talk about the younger generation’s habit of blasting music at full volume, to why the police aren’t getting involved.

    Published 8/28 (Fri) 12:51

    Kahoku Shimpo

    “Iwate Seikyo Co-op Aterui” in Oshu City, Iwate Prefecture, has taken the unusual step of barring all junior high school students in the city from entering the store unaccompanied, citing continued disruptive behavior inside the store.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Shows how low public manners have gotten. Parents really need to step up and properly discipline their kids at home.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Isn't Iwate Ohtani's hometown?
    Re: #3
    Apparently kids are raised by society these days, so parents get to be totally hands-off
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #16
    I'm actually from Oshu. Apparently after Ohtani's team got knocked out of the summer tournament, he went to hang out at the local AEON mall with his classmates.
    In the countryside, that's about the only place there is to go.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:18
    Re: #16,78
    Ohtani's mother is from Yokohama, so apparently he used to visit his grandparents there a lot.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:03
    Typical Tohoku lol
    Sounds like the type to walk around with a boombox blasting on their shoulder
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Re: #5
    Do boomboxes even still exist these days?
    173AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #5
    "No TV, no radio" lol (a nod to the old rural folk-song lyric about the countryside having nothing)
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
    Is blasting music at full volume some kind of trend among young people now?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Re: #18
    Even outside, the default now is playing music straight from the phone's speaker instead of using earphones
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #18
    I'm a guy in my mid-30s, and when I pass teens and people in their early 20s on the street, I've run into plenty of them walking or biking around with loud music blasting from their phone. Really feel the generation gap.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:11
    So what are the well-behaved junior high schoolers supposed to do?
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    Nobody said anything about whether they're well-behaved. Can you not even follow what people are actually talking about?

    It's pure childishness — kids who can only assert themselves by causing trouble for others.

    Kids this immature grow up to join biker gangs, drop out of society, and end up at the bottom of the heap.
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #44
    They just go with a parent, grandparent, older sibling, or some other acquaintance.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Poor kids, Iwate doesn't even have an AEON mall?
    Even when I went there as a tourist, I noticed there was nowhere for kids to hang out.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:13
    Re: #53
    It's probably like a 3-hour bike ride to the nearest AEON lol
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:16
    Re: #53
    Honestly the only good thing Iwate has going for it is the hot springs
    114AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:22
    Co-op = Communist Party?
    126AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:24
    Re: #114
    Were you born and raised out in the mountains somewhere?
    170AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:33
    Re: #114 That's an incredibly outdated stereotype
    151AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:29
    Even if they say "citywide," it's probably really just kids from two or three nearby schools. If school staff patrolled together with the police, they'd clear out in no time.
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #151
    It's right near Ohtani's old junior high, actually
    178AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:34
    Re: #151
    They're like bugs drawn to a light — scatter them and they'll just swarm right back
    208AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:43
    Re: #1
    Why aren't they reporting this to the police? If the nuisance is actually causing the store financial damage, why not press charges, or take it to civil court and make the parents take responsibility? Why isn't anyone doing that??????
    213AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Re: #208
    Taking it to court costs a lot of money and hassle, you know 😅
    Plus it's an unspecified number of people involved
    212AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:44
    Can you even get into a co-op store if you're not a member?
    217AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:45
    Re: #212
    A co-op is basically just a regular supermarket
    224AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:47
    Re: #212
    They'll ask if you have a membership card, but non-members can still shop there
    235AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:50
    Re: #212
    I think membership is only required for the home delivery service

    Background and Key Points

    Seikyo (生活協同組合, “consumer life cooperative”) stores like this one operate under Japan’s 1948 Consumer Livelihood Cooperative Act — member-owned retail chains that function as ordinary supermarkets open to anyone, with membership only required for things like home delivery. Nationally these co-ops serve tens of millions of households and are common enough in smaller cities that, as posters noted, they’re often the only supermarket-scale retail around — which is also why Oshu’s Aterui store (named for a historical Emishi chieftain who resisted Yamato rule from this same district) matters as a hub: in a rural area without a nearby AEON mall, banning junior high schoolers from entering alone effectively removes one of the few places local teens can independently go.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the ban itself was reasonable — nobody defended the disruptive kids. The disagreement was over causation and response: parenting failure versus a broader teen-culture shift (phones played openly at speaker volume instead of through earphones) versus simple frustration that the store isn’t calling in police or suing, met with the counterpoint that pursuing an “unspecified number” of minors through civil court is expensive and impractical for a private business.

    What outsiders are likely to misread is the word “banned”: this is a private store enforcing its own entry policy, not a legal or criminal sanction, and Japan gives businesses wide latitude to refuse service on their own premises. The “co-op equals Communist Party” rumor that surfaces periodically stems from postwar-era associations between some cooperative and labor movements, but has no bearing on ordinary seikyo retail operations today — a point a few posters raised only to dismiss as outdated.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Iwate] Junior High Schoolers Banned From Shopping Alone — Oshu City Co-op’s Tough Call After Repeated Nuisance Behavior.”

  • Fujii Fumiya Addresses “Former Delinquent” Rumors: “Back in Our Day, Everyone Had a Pompadour”

    On BS Fuji’s Naoko Iijima talk show, Fujii Fumiya was asked about rumors that he used to be a “Kurume delinquent” (yankii), and his answer — “Back in our day, everyone had a pompadour,” “well, it was more New Wave, really” — became a hot topic. The thread spiraled from Checkers’ hairstyles and the bontan-trouser craze into a full-blown discussion of early-80s fashion and music history, including the old rivalry between Eikichi Yazawa’s band Carol and Kiyoshiro Imawano.

    8/28 (Fri) 1:39 PM

    Singer Fumiya Fujii (64) appeared on the BS Fuji program “Naoko Iijima’s Shall We Have a Drink Tonight?”, which aired on the 27th. He was asked about rumors that he was a former delinquent, and responded.

    That day, Fujii chatted over drinks with actress Naoko Iijima (58) at an izakaya in Yoga, Tokyo, covering a wide range of topics. When the conversation turned to his younger days, Iijima asked him whether the persistent rumor that he’d been a “delinquent from Kurume, Fukuoka” was actually true.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:59
    That shaved-back-and-sides look with a long dangling fringe up front got huge thanks to Checkers.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:09
    Re: #10
    I had short hair myself, but literally every guy in my class had that cut lol
    A childhood friend of mine was taking the entrance exam at the same school as me — I told him "at least look presentable for one day" — but he showed up with his Checkers hair still intact and wearing bontan trousers… and failed. Maybe that's why.
    I didn't even know what to say to him.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:00
    Peak bontan-trouser era
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:05
    Re: #15
    That candy's actually pretty tasty though (a nod to "Bontan Ame," the citrus candy that shares the name)
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:01
    Wait, this guy's older than me?
    He sings such kiddy songs I figured he was way younger.
    So that means he was already an adult when he sang "Giza Giza Heart no Komoriuta"?
    Singing a song like that at his age must've been embarrassing.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:12
    Re: #22
    What do you think of actors who keep playing students (high schoolers and the like) well past that age?
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:04
    Huh, so it wasn't Mod style he was into
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:05
    Re: #26
    The music he was doing before his debut was totally different
    https://youtu.be/RkVyRlvE-8g
    39AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:07
    Re: #34
    Back in their amateur days they were basically a party band close to Shanels (the group later known as Rats & Star)
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:11
    Re: #34
    Going in that direction, they'd have just ended up as a watered-down Shanels
    The record label's strategy call was the right one
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:04
    I heard he used to be the guy Takamoku would send out to buy yakisoba bread, but once they hit it big the power dynamic flipped — and all that pent-up resentment eventually turned into the tell-all book "Bouro."
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:30
    Re: #29
    When you type "bouro" into your IME, doesn't the real word ("bakuro" — "exposé") pop up right next to it in the predictions?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:12
    New Wave Kitakyushu
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Re: #49
    There was a soccer club with that name, right?
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    I'm from Fukuoka myself, and all my classmates who were Checkers fans knew exactly where each member's family home was.
    I had zero interest so I never bothered to find out, though.
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:21
    Re: #57
    If we're talking Kurume, Seiko Matsuda is one year above Fumiya, right?
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:22
    Re: #57
    There was a Fukuoka local TV show with Cunning Takeyama that covered this — they even handed out maps of the area around each member's family home. Local news back then actually reported on the Fujii brothers' parents inviting fan "pilgrims" into their house, showing off childhood photo albums and serving them tea and sweets.
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    Was I the only one who thought "please, not two songs in one episode" whenever they came on Best Ten or Top Ten?
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Re: #58
    That never bothered me personally.
    What was rough was when an enka song charted with several different singers covering it at once.
    Like "Hisame," lol
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:18
    More than that, ten years earlier in the 70s, long hair on guys was the "now" look, right? Like Tetsuya Takeda.
    And what changed all that was the pompadours of Eikichi Yazawa's band Carol, wasn't it?
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:25
    Re: #59
    And the guy who mocked Eikichi Yazawa's pompadour look at Carol's peak was Kiyoshiro Imawano
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:21
    Heavy metal guys still had long hair around this time though
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #62
    Personally I was more into Loudness and 44 Magnum than Checkers
    (-。-)y-~ (a smug little smoking emoticon)
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:23
    For the record, a "pompadour" (riizento) doesn't mean the puffed-up bit above the forehead — it means sweeping the side hair back.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:27
    Re: #70
    Imawano was more into makeup himself, after all
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Re: #79
    I think Kiyoshiro's real gripe was that Carol was ripping off the Beatles — he couldn't stand it.
    RC Succession's sound at the time leaned more toward the Stones anyway
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:29
    Sweeping your hair to the side was non-negotiable back then
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:31
    Re: #84
    The Mitsuru Hanagata hairdo (a character from the classic anime Star of the Giants)
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:30
    He worked for Japan National Railways coupling and uncoupling the Blue Train sleeper cars, right? And his dad was a stationmaster.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Re: #86
    Wasn't it freight trains, not the Blue Train?
    He did his apprenticeship at Tosu Station, then moved to Haiki Station in Sasebo.
    121AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #86
    Oh, so it was just connections (nepotism), huh
    100AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:34
    Re: #93
    Wasn't RC Succession still a three-piece folk act during Carol's peak?
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:37
    Re: #100
    That's right.
    Back when RC opened for Carol — right around when RC put out their "Single Man" album — Ei-chan (Yazawa) was riding his motorcycle without a helmet, pompadour and all, right past the National Diet Building on his way to the concert venue. That was the era.
    110AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:38
    Fittingly enough, there was an article about bontan-trouser shops — back at the peak of the delinquent era, the theory was that a straight-laced student in a standard uniform would get looked down on and picked on, so dressing a bit rough was actually a way to avoid trouble. But go too flashy and you'd attract the real delinquents' attention, so the sweet spot was a moderate, "just a little bad" look.
    115AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:41
    Re: #110
    Maybe these days it's tattoos serving that same "don't mess with me" purpose
    111AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:39
    Apparently back then, bontan trousers and long/short school jackets (nagaran/tanran) were just sold openly at regular school-uniform shops in town.
    Did nobody try to stop that? lol
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:41
    Re: #111
    Yeah, they'd just make them for you, no questions asked. Though I went to a shop an upperclassman introduced me to, so maybe I got special treatment.
    122AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #111
    The shop owner: "Now don't wear this to school, okay? Absolutely do not wear this to school."

    Background and Key Points

    Fumiya Fujii debuted in 1983 as a member of Checkers, the pompadour-and-blazer idol band whose look — hair swept back at the sides, one long fringe hanging over the forehead — became a mass teen trend across Japan almost overnight. He grew up in Kurume, a city in Fukuoka Prefecture that, alongside neighboring Kitakyushu, has long had a reputation in Japanese pop culture as a stronghold of “yankii” (delinquent-adjacent) fashion: bleached or permed hair, exaggeratedly baggy “bontan” trousers, and modified school uniforms (nagaran/tanran) worn as a status marker rather than a sign of actual criminality. That regional image is why the “former delinquent” rumor has followed Fujii for decades, and why Naoko Iijima’s question landed as a loaded one rather than idle small talk.

    The thread didn’t really argue about whether Fujii was a delinquent — nobody treated that as settled either way — it split instead over what his hairstyle actually was: era-appropriate mainstream conformity (as posters said, “everyone” had that cut), a New Wave/Mod-adjacent look distinct from true yankii style, or a diluted version of the Shanels (Rats & Star) party-band aesthetic Checkers’ label steered them away from at debut. A side argument broke out over whether “riizento” strictly means the side-swept hair rather than the pompadour puff itself.

    What’s easy to miss is the throwaway explanation in post 110: dressing moderately tough wasn’t rebellion for its own sake but a defensive tactic against being bullied by straight-laced peers or targeted by actual delinquents — a social logic largely invisible outside Japan’s school-uniform culture.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Fujii Fumiya Asked About “Former Delinquent” Rumors, Responds: “Back in Our Day, Everyone Had a Pompadour,” “Well, It Was More New Wave”.”

  • OP Heads to Ueno on a Drinking Trip — 5ch Thread: “Drinking Across the Whole Country Is My Life’s Goal”

    A poster riding the Keisei Skyliner to Ueno live-blogged the trip in a 5ch thread. The back-and-forth with fellow users hunting for bar tips in Ueno, Shinjuku, and Asakusa took off, and the thread caught fire over lines like “drinking across the whole country is my life’s goal” — plus a mid-thread mishap where the OP briefly lost track of their own thread.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:27
    Let's raise a toast if you're up for it
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:27
    Wait for me in the bathroom
    and feel free to drop your pants while you're at it
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:28
    Re: #4
    Wait, am I about to get jumped!?
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:28
    Which do you like better, Chinchinken or Chinman? (two Chinese-diner chains)
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:29
    Re: #6 A neighborhood Chinese joint (machi-chuka), huh!?
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:29
    Alright then, let's go day-drinking at Daitoryo (a famous old Ueno izakaya)
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:30
    Re: #10 Ooh
    Can you actually drink there?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:30
    What are you even going to Ueno for?
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:30
    Re: #12 To drink!
    My hotel's in Shinjuku
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:30
    Did the thread fall off the board?
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:31
    Re: #14 I'm such a newbie at starting threads that once I stepped away, I lost track of my own thread 🦾
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:35
    I could link up around 9pm
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:36
    Re: #24 I'll be at the Tanunaka snack bar in Shinjuku around then
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:36
    Cheers on Nikomi-dori ("Stew Street") in Asakusa!
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:37
    Re: #26 You mean Hoppy Street!!!
    I went to Masa-chan there back in April!
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:39
    I might be a genius — I saved the URL in my LINE notes
    Anyway, the guy next to me's been scratching his back nonstop, it's gross, I can't
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:42
    Re: #31
    Are you a time traveler or something?
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:58
    Not going to Daitoryo?
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:59
    Re: #48 Right after this! Did you already hit the gado-shita (the drinking spots under the train tracks)?
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:14
    Didn't you already go drinking in Ueno before?
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:15
    Re: #61 I go to Tokyo to drink all the time!
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    Thanks for keeping the pics low-res, OP
    Did you come all the way from Kumamoto just to drink?
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:19
    Re: #68 Well, the real goal
    was a snack bar run by an influencer named Tanukana
    but since I already love drinking, it turned into a whole drinking tour!
    Drinking across the whole country is my life's goal!
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Sounds like a fun thread 😊
    Right near the post office there's a coffee shop called Kohi Ojo ("Coffee Castle") that always has a line out front — good for a palate cleanser after all that drinking 🫴
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Re: #76 Enjoying it solo!
    Is that in Ueno!?
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:37
    Re: #70
    Some kind of "human rights" guy? (self-deprecating height joke)
    Where do you drink when you're outside Tokyo?
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:41
    Re: #88
    Yeah, I'm one of those "under 170cm" guys
    But it's a blast anyway
    It's a shame that bit got clipped out of context
    https://imgur.com/a/FG29rA7
    The places I've actually had drinks are the colored spots on this map
    I come to Tokyo regularly
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:37
    I want some carbs
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:39
    Re: #89
    Let's grab something to eat at the coffee shop

    Background and Key Points

    This 5ch Nandemo Jikkyo thread doesn’t require deep institutional background, but a few local references are worth unpacking for non-Japanese readers. Ueno, Asakusa, and Shinjuku are three of Tokyo’s classic izakaya-hopping districts, each with a distinct drinking culture: Asakusa’s “Hoppy Street” (formally Nikomi-dori) is a strip of open-air stalls serving hoppy, a low-malt beer substitute paired with stewed offal (nikomi), a working-class Tokyo tradition dating to the postwar black-market era; the “gado-shita” spots are bars wedged into the archways beneath elevated train tracks, a common izakaya format across Japanese cities because the space under rail lines is cheap and otherwise unusable. Daitoryo is a well-known Ueno izakaya famous for opening in the early afternoon, letting people day-drink long before evening. The OP traveled from Kumamoto, a city on the southern island of Kyushu roughly 900km from Tokyo, purely for a drinking tour, which is what triggered the “life’s goal” enthusiasm.

    The thread doesn’t really split into opposing camps — there’s no debate here, just a loosely organized live-blog where commenters volunteer bar recommendations and rib the OP for repeatedly losing track of his own thread. If there’s any tension, it’s mild skepticism (“didn’t you already drink in Ueno before?”) met with the OP’s insistence that he makes regular Tokyo trips specifically to drink.

    What outside readers might miss: the OP’s aside about being “under 170cm” is a self-deprecating joke referencing Japanese online slang where short stature is jokingly equated with lacking “human rights,” not a literal claim about legal status. Also unstated is that starting and managing a 5ch thread (bumping it, keeping it from falling off the board) requires active replies, which is why a newcomer OP kept losing his own thread — a structural quirk of the platform, not a personal failing.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m on the Skyliner headed to Ueno right now for a drinking trip.”

  • Tomomi Itano’s 4-Year-Old Daughter Goes ‘English First’ at International School — 5ch Divided

    Former AKB48 member Tomomi Itano revealed that her 4-year-old daughter now speaks “basically English” as her primary language after enrolling at an international school. Her comment that the family’s housekeeper is also from overseas — reinforcing the English-first environment — sparked a flurry of technical terms on 5ch like “semilingualism” and “double limited” (a term for children who fail to fully master either language), as opinions split hard over the merits of bilingual education.

    Is a solid foundation in your native language a prerequisite for learning a foreign one, or does language acquisition favor whoever starts earliest? The back-and-forth over parenting philosophy kept going.

    Tomomi Itano: 4-Year-Old Daughter at International School Is “Basically English-Speaking,” “Even the Housekeeper Is From Overseas” — Reveals Her Worry: “What Should I Do?”

    Former AKB48 member and TV personality Tomomi Itano (35) opened up about the environment she’s raising her 4-year-old daughter in.

    She appeared on the ABEMA program “Super Nobishiro Time by Kyou, Suki ni Narimashita” (“Today, I Fell in Love”), which streamed on the 26th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:48
    The value is in speaking BOTH Japanese and English — someone who can only speak English has basically zero value here in Japan too.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:49
    International school, a housekeeper… she really loves playing rich, doesn't she.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:51
    If you don't think in Japanese, you're bound to end up a failure of a human being.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:52
    Being able to speak English doesn't automatically make you smart, you know.
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:53
    If the daughter's headed for a university overseas, English-first makes sense — but can they actually afford it until then?
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:12
    Re: #16
    Apparently they live in a place with rent of 1 million yen a month (~$7,000), so money's clearly not an issue.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:54
    A behavioral geneticist once said 60% of a person's academic ability comes down to genetics, so studying itself is kind of out of your hands — but every kid is a genius when it comes to language acquisition. So sending them to international school is basically the strongest gift a parent can give (if you're rich enough to afford it).
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:55
    Broken Japanese, fluent English — even living in Japan, that'd probably make it easier to find work. Smart move.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:56
    Re: #20
    Even native English speakers end up stuck in service jobs without an education, so she'll need to go to university too — overseas, that is.
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 12:57
    Hurry up and make it to the majors already.
    119AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:31
    Re: #28
    Itano's husband isn't anywhere near the majors — he's on the chopping block to get cut.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:00
    Someone wrote this once: when it comes to your kid's education, it's not about spending money — it's about continuing to show them you're learning too.
    Basically, don't dodge responsibility by throwing money at it while making excuses like "I'm busy working" instead of studying yourself.
    You already know — past you and present you — exactly how much studying sucks, so don't force it on your kid. Show them you're willing to learn first.
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:02
    Topics like this always draw a crowd of jealous people with an English-inferiority complex.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:03
    Does Itano actually make that much money?
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:03
    If the daughter's mainly speaking English, can she even hold a conversation with her parents?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:16
    Why do talentless celebrities always send their kids to international school? (´・ω・`)
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:20
    Re: #86
    So they can send them to study abroad early.
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:23
    Nobody knows what the "right answer" is when it comes to raising kids.
    I went to private school starting from elementary, and here I am — 46 years old, still working part-time.
    106AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:25
    Re: #102
    Every household is different.
    If you're 46 and working part-time but still getting by just fine, I guess that's also something your parents gave you — not that I'd know.
    118AnonymousAug 28, 2026 13:31
    Re: #102
    I had a classmate who was the star student of the whole area through elementary and into junior high, then partway through junior high he stopped going to school and became a shut-in.
    Never went to high school either.
    Didn't see him for years after that, but past 30 he showed back up in his hometown with a family in tow.
    He does something called formwork carpentry — a job I'd never even heard of — and now it's the classic "DQN" (Japanese slang for a rowdy, delinquent-esque type) family lifestyle: everyone's got dyed brown hair, cruising around in a Vellfire minivan on weekends, backyard barbecues — looks like a blast.
    No idea what happened along the way, but he went from a shy, introverted type to a total extrovert.

    Background and Key Points

    Tomomi Itano is a former member of AKB48, the idol group that functioned as a media institution in its own right through the 2000s and 2010s; members who leave routinely move into variety-show and tabloid-covered family life, which is why a throwaway comment about her daughter’s schooling became a thread. International schools in Japan sit outside the Ministry of Education’s standard curriculum, are not free, and often run into the millions of yen annually — a small, largely expatriate-and-elite population attends them, which is why posters fixated on the reported ¥1 million/month rent as proof this is a wealth story as much as a parenting one. “Semilingualism” (半言語, also called “double limited”) is a real term from Japanese bilingual-education research, applied since the 1970s–80s to returnee (kikokushijo) children who lose ground in Japanese without gaining full command of the second language.

    The thread didn’t split over whether English is valuable — nearly everyone agreed it is — it split over sequencing: whether a child needs a stable native-language base before a second language can be layered on safely, or whether the window for painless acquisition is simply widest in early childhood and shouldn’t be wasted waiting.

    What’s missing from the debate is that “double limited” outcomes are associated with weak input in *both* languages, not simply with early exposure to a second one — a wealthy, English-fluent household with an engaged parent is not the at-risk profile the term was coined to describe. Also unmentioned: international-school diplomas often don’t map cleanly onto Japan’s own university-entrance system, which matters far more than dinner-table fluency if the family ever wants a Japan-based fallback.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary from a 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread titled [Entertainment] Tomomi Itano: 4-Year-Old Daughter at International School Is “Basically English-Speaking,” “The Housekeeper Is From Overseas Too, So Our Daughter Is Becoming English-First”.