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  • Western Sales Breakdown for Trails in the Sky: 2nd Chapter — Switch 2 Grabs 72%, PS5 Only 9%

    A UK sales-tracking site’s platform breakdown for the Western release of Nihon Falcom’s RPG Trails in the Sky: 2nd Chapter has sparked discussion on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board. The split: Switch 2 at 72%, original Switch at 19%, and PS5 at just 9%. Posters quoted Falcom’s president, who had previously said new titles sell well on Switch and Steam while “PS5 is fading with no future,” arguing the new numbers back up that remark. Others pushed back, noting the series already skews toward a Switch-heavy fanbase, so this doesn’t necessarily prove PS5 itself is in decline.

    1AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:10
    Trails in the Sky: 2nd Chapter
    (Sora no Kiseki the 2nd)
    Switch 2 72%, Switch 19%, PS5 9%
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:14
    Re: #1
    The PS5 lineup is just too weak, man
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:23
    Re: #9
    It's just a series that already cultivated its fanbase on this particular platform selling well there—doesn't prove anything ("tanemaki," or seeding, means a publisher built up a loyal audience on a platform ahead of time)
    Simply put, the customer base for this specific game got pulled almost entirely onto Switch
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:15
    Falcom's President: "New titles are selling on Switch and Steam. PS5 is fading, and it has no future."



    Kondo (Falcom President):

    Right now, in terms of new-user numbers, Switch and PC (Steam) are where most of the growth is.

    If we want to keep this going long-term, we need to properly release titles on those platforms too and work hard at broadening our audience.

    https://ascii.jp/elem/000/004/430/4430552/


    The Trails in the Sky remake was inserted specifically to win new users. Kai no Kiseki is PlayStation-exclusive, and its user decline is already obvious.

    (The cause being that they limited the platform to PS)

    https://twitter.com/michsuzu/status/2001560439508046122
    https://twitter.com/thejimwatkins
    https://twitter.com/thejimwatkins
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:16
    Re: #10
    Guess that proves the president was right
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:16
    Re: #10
    Can't really blame people for calling 9% "fading"
    82AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:58
    Re: #10
    Yeah, now we know he wasn't just talking out of his hat—he actually had the data
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:18
    PS5 doesn't even sell this well now, so what happens once they drop the disc drive…?
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:18
    Re: #16
    Honestly, no joke, it's gonna be hell
    I bet we'll see more publishers just skip releasing software on it entirely
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:23
    Same old Nintendo Life as always

    https://www.nintendolife.com/tags/uk-charts
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:25
    Re: #25
    Wait, for real?!
    lol
    58AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:44
    Re: #1
    Re: #25
    #1
    EA Sports FC 27
    PS5 67%, Xbox 14%, Switch 8%, PS4 6%, Switch 2 5%
    41AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:33
    The president straight-up said "PS5 is fading and has no future, it's all Switch from here"—so yeah
    42AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:33
    Re: #41
    Guess it must really not be selling on PS5 if it's fading that badly…
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:35
    On top of that, PS5 sales tend to flatline right after launch week, while Switch 2 just keeps steadily selling ("jiwa-ure" — slow-and-steady long-tail sales)

    The final gap is gonna end up dozens of times over
    45AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:36
    Re: #44
    It's already an 8x gap right now at 72% vs 9%…
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:37
    Re: #44
    That's exactly why the real-world gap ends up way bigger than it looks
    Earnings shot up too once they started putting it on Switch
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:41
    They ran the Trails series on PlayStation forever, then the moment they put it on Switch it blew past 10 million copies instantly and earnings went through the roof!

    No wonder they want to say PS5 is fading 😭
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:42
    Re: #52
    They've gotta be regretting ever releasing it on PS5 (´・ω・`)
    56AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:43
    Re: #55
    If only they'd gone to Switch from the start…
    This is seriously Falcom's mood right now
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:44
    Re: #56
    Too spot-on, lol
    69AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:50
    ■ The reason Falcom's earnings got revised upward: Switch 2 ❤


    Falcom revises earnings upward
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1791360581/
    ↓
    Trails in the Sky selling especially well in the West is what drove the growth
    ↓
    Nearly all of Europe's sales were on Switch 2 Re: #1
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:52
    Re: #69
    No wonder the president's been singing Switch's praises
    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:53
    Plenty of companies talk about their software selling on Switch or Switch 2, but a company saying it sold on PS5? Genuinely doesn't exist
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:54
    Re: #71
    No joke, dead serious, I've never once seen a PS5 game described as a success
    76AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:55
    Re: #71
    Re: #73
    #1
    EA Sports FC 27
    PS5 67%, Xbox 14%, Switch 8%, PS4 6%, Switch 2 5%
    83AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:58
    Kinda wished they'd stuck it out and shared PlayStation's fate to the bitter end ("ichiren-takushō," an idiom for being bound to the same fate, for better or worse)
    85AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:00
    Re: #83
    Wasn't the PS-loyalist president replaced by a different one at some point?
    88AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:01
    Re: #85
    Well, if the president changed, I guess that explains it
    Still wish they'd gone down with PS though
    89AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:02
    Re: #85
    Wasn't there that story about Falcom's president getting told by his kid "I don't even know what a PlayStation is" and realizing right then that PlayStation was done for?
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:03
    Re: #89
    lol
    But honestly, outside of Geha I've never once seen PlayStation come up in conversation
    If I didn't browse Geha I might be living a life where I don't even know what PlayStation is
    95AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:04
    Re: #94
    Yeah, finding someone who actually owns a PS5 in real life is basically impossible at this point 🙄
    97AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:05
    Re: #88
    Falcom's President Kondo took office in 2007
    He's been running the company for 19 years
    101AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:06
    Re: #97
    Wait, he hasn't changed?
    What a traitor
    105AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:10
    It's not betrayal, they're a third-party developer—of course they're gonna release where it actually sells
    107AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:11
    Re: #105
    Bit slow on the uptake to be talking business strategy, no?
    109AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:13
    PS5 software must really not be selling…
    Back when PS4 was still around it was probably still not as bad
    112AnonymousOct 8, 2026 08:17
    Re: #109
    #1
    EA Sports FC 27
    PS5 67%, Xbox 14%, Switch 8%, PS4 6%, Switch 2 5%

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    It’s worth noting that these figures come from a region-specific sales chart compiled by the UK’s Nintendo Life, not worldwide totals or digital sales — they’re limited strictly to physical retail sales in the UK. Posters in the thread also pointed to EA Sports FC 27 as a counterexample, where the same chart shows PS5 taking a 67% share. In other words, platform sales splits vary enormously by genre and fanbase, so it’s premature to read the overall fate of PS5 purely from the numbers for a Trails in the Sky series that already skews toward Switch owners. Falcom’s president’s comments, too, were made in the context of deciding where to release new titles — not as a blanket dismissal of PS5.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Overseas Trails in the Sky: 2nd Chapter sales ratio “Switch 2 at 72%, PS5 at 9%” lol“

  • Kudo Kimiyasu Set to Put the ‘He Only Won Because He Had the Talent’ Theory to the Test

    Following Kudo Kimiyasu’s appointment as the new manager of the Chunichi Dragons, 5ch buzzed over a theory long debated online: “that manager only won because he had a stacked roster.” Now Kudo himself would be the one to put it to the test. Kudo boasts a track record of three Japan Series titles during his time at SoftBank, but this time he’s taking the helm of Chunichi, a team that’s often fought for last place in recent years. With attention turning to how far he can go with a thin roster, the thread expanded into comparisons with past legendary managers like Mori Masaaki and Ochiai Hiromitsu, as well as the ongoing debate among Chunichi fans over whether the manager or the front office deserves the blame.

    1AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:39
    That theory that's been floating around online forever — "he only won because they kept reinforcing his roster" — is finally about to get put to rest.
    If the Chunichi Dragons actually get strong, the internet theory's busted for good.
    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:40
    Kudo Kimiyasu: "This isn't a team meant to finish 5th."
    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:40
    This has to be a first, right?
    A manager who won it all by spending big on reinforcements now taking over the weakest team in NPB.
    7AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:42
    Re: #3
    Hoshino did it with Rakuten though.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:47
    Re: #3
    Manager Mori went from Seibu to Yokohama.
    4AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:41
    Fun fact: he never actually won back-to-back league titles during his SoftBank days.
    8AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:42
    Championship Contractor Kudo Kimiyasu vs. the Championship-Blocking Chunichi Dragons
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:42
    Uh, they're already signing legit MLB-caliber reinforcements… lol
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:42
    This'll also settle the theory that Chunichi's losing was all the manager's fault.
    37AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:51
    Re: #11
    Chunichi fans probably care more about this one.
    They're always fighting about it — the "manager's incompetent" camp versus the "front office is the problem" camp.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:42
    lol this online debate is finally getting put to rest after all these years
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:43
    Already proven with Mori Masaaki though.
    20AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:45
    Re: #13
    I thought of that one too, but —
    after Gondo went 1st-3rd-3rd, Mori went 3rd-6th, and it was a dark age from there on.
    You could actually argue Mori made the team weaker.
    14AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:43
    Hara, Ochiai, Kudo — guys like this always draw haters.
    The "anyone could win with that kind of money!" crowd always shows up to rip on them.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:44
    Re: #14
    Ouch, that's hitting home, that's hitting home.
    29AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:48
    Re: #14
    Funny how nobody ever brings up how badly those three guys' successors flopped.
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:43
    The "anyone could win with that roster" theory already got demolished by the Beard (Kudo).
    This time it's the reverse case.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:44
    Takahashi Yoshinobu: "Is that so?"
    Fujimoto Hiroshi: "Yeah, that's right."
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:53
    Re: #16
    Orix's Moriwaki: "What about me?"
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:44
    Will he swallow ChuniDora, or will ChuniDora swallow him? ("ChuniDora" = nickname for the Chunichi Dragons)
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:44
    Do Chunichi fans even want to be in the title race in the first place?
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:45
    Was Nomura-san already being called a master manager before he took over at Yakult?
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:45
    He's probably going to have that dead-eyed, thousand-yard stare by next fall.
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:48
    Re: #28
    They made A-class though. ("A-class" = top half of the standings in NPB)
    34AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:49
    Re: #30
    That's a team that used to be A-class all the time, until he dropped them to last place and plunged them into a dark age.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:55
    If anything, Ohno's done too, Takahashi's headed to the majors, and Ogasawara got poached by the Giants — the near future looks way scarier.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 06:56
    Re: #48
    Classic reminder: Chunichi just never made Ogasawara an offer.
    60AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:00
    ChuniDora's basically the offseason champion at this point — like a V9 dynasty, but for winning the stove league. ("V9" references the Yomiuri Giants' 9 straight titles)
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:01
    Re: #60
    There's no beating last year's offseason zombie though.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:01
    As a handicap, bring back Abe Shinnosuke to manage the Giants and Yano to manage the Tigers.
    Then Chunichi might actually have a shot at the pennant race.
    69AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:03
    Re: #62
    Wouldn't that just mean Yokohama wins it?
    90AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:14
    He's talking about prioritizing the 6th-place hitter, so
    he might actually bat Hosokawa 6th lol
    93AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:15
    Re: #90
    Is that the ghost of Inoue coming back?
    91AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:15
    Chunichi had a stacked roster back when Ochiai was managing too.
    That Chunichi could probably even beat the current SoftBank.
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:16
    Re: #91
    No way they'd win.
    115AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:29
    Re: #91
    Classic reminder: they actually lost back then.
    118AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:31
    Re: #91
    Ochiai was weak in the Japan Series though.
    98AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:17
    So it's confirmed they'll go all-in spending on Hiroshima's free agents, huh.
    110AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:26
    Re: #98
    They're less likely to come than to Lotte.
    107AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:22
    I mean, honestly, if it's tens of millions of yen — maybe even a hundred million — of course he'd take the job.
    114AnonymousOct 8, 2026 07:28
    Re: #107
    If it were someone with no gig as a commentator, TV personality, or YouTuber, sure, but
    for Kudo, that kind of money probably isn't enough to outweigh the downsides — the stress and the criticism he'd be exposed to.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Kudo Kimiyasu built a track record of three Japan Series titles and two league pennants during his time managing SoftBank (2015-2021). Chunichi, meanwhile, has languished in the B-class for years and is widely considered one of the thinnest rosters among NPB’s 12 teams — and that’s the team he’s now taking over. The theory that “any manager could win with a well-stocked roster” has been leveled before at Hara Tatsunori, Ochiai Hiromitsu, and Kudo himself, and the thread found it amusing that this time Kudo would be testing the theory on himself. Opinions split over how to evaluate the records of past Chunichi managers like Mori Masaaki and Gondo Hiroshi — several examples came up of managers taking over in similar circumstances who got wildly different results, leaving the sense that no single rule can explain it all. The debate among Chunichi fans over whether the manager is incompetent or the front office is to blame is touched on in the thread, but no consensus was reached on which side is right.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Chunichi] Kudo Kimiyasu Is Here to Settle the Internet’s “That Manager Only Won Because He Had the Talent” Theory.”

  • Nara-Era Wooden Tablet Records Sale of a ‘Slave,’ Unearthed at Heijo Palace Site — Reveals Reality of Human Trafficking

    The Nara City Board of Education announced on the 7th that excavations at the Heijo Palace ruins turned up a wooden tablet (mokkan), found in what appears to be a well dating to the late Nara period (late 8th century), recording the sale of a person of the lowest social class, known as “nuhi” (slaves/bondservants). The tablet records the sale of a 27-year-old woman for 8 kanmon (8,000 coins) — making it the first mokkan ever unearthed nationwide that documents a human trafficking transaction. Until now, the reality of human trafficking could only be confirmed through old documents, so this find is drawing attention as a source revealing new facts, such as the method of payment. On 5ch, a thread discussed a wide range of topics, from the history of slavery and human trafficking in Japan from the Nara period through to modern times, to debates over average life expectancy and childbearing age back then.

    The Nara City Board of Education announced on the 7th that a wooden tablet recording the sale of a “nuhi” — a member of the lowest social class under the ancient ritsuryo legal system — was unearthed from a well at the Heijo Palace ruins (Nara City). It records the sale of a 27-year-old woman for 8 kanmon (8,000 coins), and based on the dating of the well, is believed to date to the late 8th century (late Nara period). While old documents also record the reality of human trafficking at the time, this is said to be the first such case ever found on a wooden tablet nationwide.

    Under the ritsuryo system, the status hierarchy known as the “Five Colors of the Lowborn” included “public nuhi” managed by government offices and “private nuhi” managed by individuals such as nobles, both of whom could be transferred or sold while under their owners’ control. The woman named on the tablet is believed to have been a private nuhi, and it is thought the seller may have written the tablet in order to apply for a “certificate” from the government office authorizing the sale.

    Koki Takemura, a technical staff member at the Nara City Archaeological Research Center, said: “This is an important finding, as it lets us get closer to the reality of things like payment methods that documents alone couldn’t tell us.” (Source continues below)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:57
    So human trafficking was
    a traditional Japanese custom?
    78AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #2
    It probably came over from ancient China via the Korean peninsula
    133AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:09
    Re: #2
    It was completely normal until Hideyoshi unified the country
    137AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:11
    Re: #2
    That's just what women's rights amounted to back then
    Especially so in the Heian period
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:57
    So basically women have always been sex slaves
    191AnonymousOct 8, 2026 02:07
    Re: #3
    27 was already "old maid" territory
    Even in the Edo period, the Ōoku (the shogun's inner palace of women) had a mandatory retirement age of 30
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:59
    The more they dig into this, the more they'll probably find that a "27-year-old back then" wasn't even good enough to be a sex slave — just unwanted goods on a fire sale. But they'll never announce THAT part lol
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    Re: #9
    Wasn't average life expectancy back then around 30?
    119AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:53
    Re: #9
    So 27 was already clearance-bin material?
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:02
    Wasn't average life expectancy around 30 or so?
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Re: #17
    If you made it through childhood, when mortality was high, living to about 60 was normal
    196AnonymousOct 8, 2026 02:12
    Re: #17
    Say you live to 50 — that leaves 20 years.
    Just barely enough to raise one child to adulthood. But factor in 10 months where the mother can't work (pregnancy/childbirth), and that's rough for an ordinary family.
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:07
    Probably existed since the Jomon period too — and of course, a world first (jab at Japan's habit of claiming historical "firsts")
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Re: #27
    It existed back in the Yayoi period — Himiko even sent slaves as tribute to the Wei dynasty in China
    But as for being the "oldest," during the same era as the Jomon-period Sannai-Maruyama site, Egypt and other civilizations were already building pyramids, waging war with horse-drawn chariots, and had writing, laws, and kingdoms
    People love saying "Jomon was amazing" these days, but honestly it wasn't advanced at all
    31AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:09
    Japan didn't really do much human trafficking from the medieval period onward, did it?
    Guess that's because samurai were running the government
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:28
    Re: #31
    No, it was totally common
    Once the government started cracking down on it, indentured servitude ("nenki boko") took off as a loophole
    79AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #31
    Noh theater, a pastime of the samurai class, actually has quite a few plays about children being hauled off by slave traders
    129AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:03
    Re: #31
    The Christian daimyo sold people to buy gunpowder, didn't they
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:18
    So human trafficking actually originated in Nara?
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:20
    Re: #44
    Moses's era is way older
    Qin Shi Huang is older too
    Japan's history is honestly pretty shallow
    so it can't really be the "origin" of much of anything
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Didn't they abolish slavery back in the Heian period?
    I've forgotten way too much Japanese history, this is bad
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:22
    Re: #48
    The slave market itself wasn't abolished until the Showa era
    Before that, there were even cases in the early Showa period of buying people from the slave market as "hitobashira" (human sacrifices buried to appease flood disasters)
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:29
    Was a 28-year-old back then even still usable for… sexual purposes?
    74AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:30
    I think Kan'ami and Zeami, who established Noh theater, are pretty famous
    Their signature play "Jinen Koji" is actually about the sale of a young girl
    There was even an anime about it (´・ω・)
    76AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    The Heian period really was peaceful, living up to its name
    Then suddenly it's 500 straight years of brutal civil war and a nation of bloodthirsty berserkers
    What happened to you, Japan
    93AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:40
    Re: #76
    Civil unrest broke out constantly though
    Even Heian-kyo itself apparently couldn't be fully governed — about half the city was said to have fallen into ruin
    114AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:48
    Re: #76
    The Heian period is famous for not being peaceful at all
    The aristocracy was corrupt, and things only became orderly once the warrior class took over — that's exactly why it happened
    91AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:39
    What would you even want with a 27-year-old woman?
    If it's for a sex slave, wouldn't someone younger be better?
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:40
    Re: #91
    That's exactly why she went unbought, see Re: #1
    107AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:46
    Re: #93
    So it wasn't even as peaceful as advertised… that's sad
    Where's this "land of harmony" everyone talks about?
    116AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:49
    Re: #107
    They said "harmony is precious" precisely BECAUSE there was no harmony
    and somehow that got twisted into "Japan is the land of harmony" — it's a mystery
    112AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:47
    If we're talking the most recent on-screen depiction of the lowest social class, it'd probably be something like "Kita no Kuni Kara" (From the Northern Country)
    That's basically the story of a state's bondservant worked to the bone clearing the frontier with nothing but his own body
    113AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:48
    Re: #112
    In the Meiji era, prisoners were apparently worked brutally hard building Hokkaido's infrastructure, and a lot of them died
    118AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:52
    Factor in childbirth age and life expectancy back then
    and buying her would be like buying a worn-out 45-year-old woman today
    yet they paid serious money for her
    126AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:58
    Re: #118
    Life expectancy was only short because so many infants died
    That's exactly why, in those days, ordinary women kept having children into their 40s
    128AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:02
    Re: #118
    It's just that a lot of children died before reaching adulthood and childbearing started early — if you made it to adulthood you lived a fair while, and plenty of women were still easily having children up to around 30
    Even with a first birth at 16, six pregnancies later you're already 30

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Nuhi” referred to the lowest tier of the “Five Colors of the Lowborn,” the status system under the ritsuryo legal code, split between “public nuhi” managed by the state and “private nuhi” owned by nobles and temples/shrines. Privately owned nuhi could be transferred or sold, and this newly found tablet is believed to be a draft of the certificate used to report such a transaction to the authorities. Human trafficking regulations themselves were already known from old documents like the Yoro Code, but primary sources showing actual transactions have been scarce — which is why revealing a concrete figure for the payment method (8 kanmon in coin) is being praised. The thread saw repeated claims that “27 was already elderly back then,” but the prevailing view is that this is because high infant mortality dragged down average life expectancy, and many people who survived into adulthood lived longer than modern readers might assume. It’s also worth noting that the ritsuryo-era nuhi system and later forms of bonded labor, such as indentured servitude, were not one continuous, unchanged institution — the reality differed by era.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Nara] Wooden tablet from the Nara period records sale of a 27-year-old woman as “nuhi” — first such find in Japan at Heijo Palace ruins, “an important source for understanding the reality of human trafficking”.”

  • EXIT’s Rintaro: ‘My Neighborhood Is Tokyo’s Safest Reclaimed Land’ — 5ch Clapsback: ‘Don’t Fall for Realtor Lies’

    In the broadcast on the 7th of “Honma Dekka?! TV,” comedy duo EXIT’s Rintaro revealed that he thoroughly researched the neighborhood before buying his condo. The show featured an expert describing Tokyo Bay’s reclaimed land as “the safest in Tokyo.” This sparked backlash on 5ch’s Geinou/Sports News+ board, with posters citing the liquefaction damage Urayasu suffered during the 2011 Great East Japan Earthquake, while others countered that “it’s safe if built with modern construction techniques” and that “the condo building itself won’t collapse, but the surrounding roads and water systems will be knocked out” — fueling a broader debate over liquefaction countermeasures and the origins of place names.

    Rintaro: Is his condo’s neighborhood the safest even in Tokyo? “I researched it like crazy” before buying

    Comedy duo “EXIT” member Rintaro (40) appeared on Fuji TV’s “Honma Dekka?! TV” (Wednesdays, 9:00 PM), airing on the 7th, and revealed the neighborhood where he bought his home.

    The theme of that episode was: “Why are there so many rainy days? Thoroughly unraveling the mystery behind Japan’s heavy rain anomalies!”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:43
    There's no way reclaimed land is safe.
    Don't let realtors scam you.
    Remember what happened to Urayasu during the 2011 earthquake?
    160AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:35
    Re: #6
    They say it's safe as long as it's properly built with modern construction techniques.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:50
    The area this guy bought into is probably recently reclaimed land that's had solid liquefaction countermeasures put in, I'd guess.
    143AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:28
    Re: #22
    The countermeasures only cover his own building though.
    Aren't the roads still at risk of having pipes pop up out of the ground, like in Urayasu?
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:53
    Don't know what kind of "expert" this is, but when a disaster hits, Tokyo has way too many people, so secondary disasters happen everywhere — there's no truly safe place in Tokyo.
    An emeritus seismology professor said this years ago.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:59
    Re: #26 Yeah, that's exactly it.
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:03
    Re: #26
    If the Tonankai earthquake hits,
    Tokyo's coastal areas are completely finished.
    There's no rescue force big enough to help those victims.

    Even high-rise residents on the upper floors
    might survive for a while,
    but with infrastructure totally down,
    the coastline will be sitting in seawater for at least two weeks.

    Probably half the people there would die.
    61AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:04
    Re: #26 An expert once said: during a major earthquake, don't go near train stations.
    Huge crowds rush in and you literally can't move.
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:54
    Places that spent real money on liquefaction countermeasures, though —
    Haneda Airport and Yokohama's Minato Mirai really didn't liquefy even during the 2011 earthquake.
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:57
    Re: #32
    I wouldn't want to live right next to an airport though.
    Apparently near the US military bases in Okinawa, military planes fly nonstop, and the vibrations make every day feel like a theme park ride.
    84AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:10
    Re: #32
    Minato Mirai did liquefy though.

    Re: #47
    The area around Shin-Urayasu Station liquefied too.
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:12
    Re: #32
    If it's reclaimed land, it's just not gonna work.
    Plus groundwater wells up in Tokyo, so Tokyo Station is literally chained down so it doesn't float.
    36AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:56
    The real problem with liquefaction is basically just that property values drop —
    it's not like the condo buildings fall over.
    It's the detached houses that are screwed.
    60AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:04
    Re: #36
    It's only the condo building itself that's fine — the surrounding ground gets all churned up by the liquefaction. Water service gets cut, and then there's no road left for the water tanker trucks to even drive on.
    43AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:58
    Re: #39
    There's no housing inside the airport.
    I'm talking about Haneda Airport itself.
    The residential areas around Haneda probably don't have any real countermeasures at all.
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:59
    Re: #43
    Not much point talking about a place nobody actually lives in.
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:59
    Tokyo Disneyland didn't liquefy.
    Basically, if you throw enough money at it, you're fine.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:00
    Re: #47
    The parking lot liquefied though.
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:00
    Re: #47
    They probably compacted the ground rock-solid there.
    They've got ponds and stuff, so without countermeasures the whole place would turn into a swamp fast.
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:06
    The only places safe from both earthquakes and flooding are west of the Imperial Palace.
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:08
    Re: #68
    Even within Tokyo, east of the Imperial Palace,
    and south down to around Shinjuku,
    would probably be wiped out entirely.
    90AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:11
    Re: #68
    I used to live in Kiyosumi-Shirakawa and nothing happened there.
    There's Kiyosumi Garden, a relic that survived both the Taisho-era earthquake and the WWII firebombing.
    My family home was in Tsukishima too, by the way, and that miraculously escaped the bombing as well —
    so even going into the Heisei era, there were tons of houses over 100 years old still standing there.
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:08
    Even people who actually live in Tokyo don't know exactly where the reclaimed land ends or what disaster measures are in place.
    I still vividly remember Mejiro-dori and Eitai-dori during the 2011 earthquake —
    everyone was just walking, trying to get home.
    88AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:11
    Re: #73
    Looking at old maps helps a lot.
    Also, place names related to water are a red flag.
    147AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:29
    Re: #73 You often hear that place names with "谷" (valley), like Shibuya, tend to sit on reclaimed land.
    "Umeda" too comes from "reclaimed rice field" —
    though there are plenty of exceptions.
    79AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:09
    "It'll be fine even if a storm surge hits" —

    the scary part is earthquakes, quit playing dumb.
    86AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:11
    Re: #79
    And there's inland flooding to worry about too lol
    87AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:11
    Re: #79
    The population-to-resource ratio when city functions grind to a halt is going to be insane.
    In the countryside, tens of thousands of meals and a few thousand bottles of water would cover it.
    In Tokyo, that wouldn't even be enough for a single ward.
    96AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:13
    Well, if a massive earthquake hits,
    this is basically exactly what happens:


    Places like Kanda will probably end up underwater.
    116AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:18
    Re: #96
    Isn't the position of Kasumigaseki off though?
    99AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:13
    Re: #92
    By the way, liquefaction can happen inland too —
    you can tell from the liquefaction damage seen across the Kanto region during the 2011 earthquake.
    107AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:15
    Re: #99
    That's outdated info.
    The newest condos use ground-improvement construction methods for liquefaction countermeasures, so they're safe.
    119AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:18
    Re: #107
    It's about driving the foundation piles down into the bedrock layer.
    That's not it at all.
    Come on, guys.
    156AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:34
    Re: #107
    "The condo is fine" just means it won't collapse and kill you — water gets cut, gas stops, sewage backs up, and the roads are so wrecked that water trucks can't even get close, so hauling water is a nightmare.
    101AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:14
    Minato Mirai was only a seismic intensity of 4, you know.
    If it liquefied from that, it'd be a joke.
    It's well known that the planned site for Toyosu Market liquefied.
    103AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:14
    Re: #101
    Liquefaction also depends on how long the shaking lasts, not just the intensity.
    109AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:16
    Re: #101
    Minato Mirai was actually a lower-5 intensity.
    130AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:23
    Re: #101
    Naka and Nishi wards hit a max of upper-5,
    but Minato Mirai was only a 4?
    LOL, if anything that means the ground there is too strong.
    140AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:27
    This whole thread is basically just about liquefaction at this point lol
    145AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:29
    Re: #140
    Well, the main concerns really are liquefaction or interior damage from long-period ground motion.
    Buildings actually tilting just isn't realistic unless the piles are insufficient, like with that Yokohama condo case.
    148AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:30
    Re: #140
    That's not right.
    Let's get the facts straight.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Liquefaction of reclaimed land was widely observed along Tokyo Bay — including in Urayasu, Chiba Prefecture — during the 2011 Great East Japan Earthquake, and it’s known for causing more damage to detached houses and infrastructure like roads and sewers than to condominium buildings. Large modern condos have reduced collapse risk by driving piles down to solid bedrock or improving the ground itself, but problems like sunken surrounding roads or water trucks being unable to get through after a water outage remain a separate issue. In the thread, the “the building itself is safe” perspective and the “the neighborhood as a whole is safe” perspective talked past each other, fueling the debate. It’s also easy to overlook that posters cited wildly different seismic intensities for Minato Mirai — anywhere from 4 to upper-5 — a reminder that whether liquefaction occurs can’t be judged by intensity alone.

    ※This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] EXIT’s Rintaro: Is his condo’s neighborhood the safest in Tokyo? He says he “researched it like crazy” before buying — expert claims Tokyo Bay’s reclaimed land is the safest.”

  • 57-Year-Old Mikihisa Azuma Spotted on BS Horse Racing Broadcast — 5ch: ‘This Is the Ideal Way to Age’

    Actor Mikihisa Azuma (57) appeared in YouTube footage from “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast,” and after Yahoo! News reported on his appearance, reactions spread across 5ch, with comments like “this is close to the ideal way to age” and “he looks better now than he used to.” The thread’s discussion went beyond Azuma himself, expanding into comparisons with other celebrities such as Hiromi Go, Shinichi Mori, and Masaharu Fukuyama, whose looks “fight aging through cosmetic surgery.” There was also a flurry of comments about his acting in the drama “Okane ga Nai” (“I Have No Money”), which happens to be streaming on TVer right now. Meanwhile, some took a cooler view, asking “why does appearing on a horse racing broadcast even count as news?”

    “Azuma Mikihisa’s way of aging is about as close to ideal as it gets” — 57-year-old Mikihisa Azuma’s BS appearance sparks reactions: “He looks better now than before!” “He’s really changed a lot.”

    Actor Mikihisa Azuma (57) is drawing attention for his appearance.

    He appeared on the YouTube channel for “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast,” a Japan Racing Association broadcast program.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Hard to believe he used to be a hardcore chiimā (90s delinquent gang-kid type) — he comes across as such a nice guy now.
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Needs to put on a bit more weight
    Should end up like Umemiya or Yamashiro.
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    I'm pretty sure he used to be a model, in the same crowd as Abe-chan and Osawa, if I remember right.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    Just finished watching 'Okane ga Nai' on TVer
    That little shuffling walk of his really conveys what kind of personality the character has — pretty well done.
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:19
    No way that's true
    This guy hasn't landed a single winning pick
    Pulling scam-like stunts at his age.
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    Same with Hiromi Go — Botox, or was it botulinum toxin, or hyaluronic acid, whatever that face-injection stuff is called. A little bit of that.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    You spot him here and there so his name just doesn't come up as much, but isn't Yuji Oda aging way better?
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    He's not looking haggard, so I'd say it's fine.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:21
    That creepy look Hiromi Go has from fighting aging with cosmetic surgery like crazy.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:24
    Re: #18
    Same with Shinichi Mori — the skin ends up looking eerie.
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #18
    Hiromi Go is creepy.
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:32
    Re: #18
    Masaharu Fukuyama is creepy too.
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:22
    Onita, Hamata, and Azuma Mikihisa all seem to be getting the same kind of cosmetic work done — getting jabbed with injections over and over.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:22
    His Ichiro Osawa in 'Okane ga Nai' was great.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Like 'Okanai' (short for Okane ga Nai) or 'Yamanade' (short for Yamato Nadeshiko)
    Azuma Mikihisa is great at playing a slightly dim, handsome leading-man type — that rich-boy (bonbon) role suited him perfectly.
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Well, still better than ending up a balding old man like Nakai.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:23
    Wasn't there an actor or talent with this kind of face back in the Showa era?
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:24
    Stop writing these lazy 'kotatsu articles' that just scrape together online reactions.
    31AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:25
    Re: #1
    I'm watching 'Okane ga Nai' right now so the decline looks pretty stark
    He's actually one year younger than Yuji Oda.
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:25
    Azuma Mikihisa does the horse racing broadcast every single week — why does this suddenly count as news?
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:29
    Re: #33
    'Okane ga Nai' was airing on TVer, so Yahoo! News probably just jumped on the bandwagon.
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:26
    When you're balding like us, you end up looking older than your actual age, no doubt about it.
    38AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:27
    I'm watching it since 'Okane ga Nai' happens to be streaming on TVer right now, but he looked better back in the day.
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:27
    I love how irresponsible he is on 'Sakura, Ore ni Kike' ('Sakura, Ask Me'), casually dropping long-shot picks.
    42AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:28
    His eyes look off, don't they
    He didn't used to look like this.
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #42
    He's getting his facial skin pulled to hide the sagging wrinkles
    And that unnaturally thick hair means he's getting hair transplants/extensions too

    Also, I don't get why, but why is it
    that so many middle-aged male celebrities
    get that creepy double-eyelid surgery like Miyane
    once they hit a certain age

    Not a single person
    thinks that looks cool.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:28
    I'm watching 'Okane ga Nai' and honestly he's a better actor than today's cast
    He even changed the way he walks for the role
    Osawa the man is the best.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:29
    I like Mikihisa because you can tell he genuinely loves horse racing
    He's a long-shot bettor (ana-tō, someone who favors underdog picks), but when he hits it's big, so his win-bet return rate is probably good too.
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:31
    Re: #48
    Yeah, it really does come through once in a while.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:30
    I wonder if shows like 'Wonderful' just can't be made anymore these days. Not that long ago there was something like 'All Night Fujiko,' though.
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:32
    Re: #49
    Both TBS and Azuma screwed up badly, so it can never happen again.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:33
    Come to think of it, wasn't he the host of 'Wonderful'?
    I wonder what that announcer guy who was in the group-sex scandal is doing now lol
    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:36
    Re: #62
    Right, there was that orgy scandal tied to 'Wonderful'
    And separately from that, there was even a death

    TBS has always had bad rumors swirling around it
    Fuji TV is downright tame by comparison
    There's a lot TBS just can't report on.
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:38
    Re: #62
    I heard that announcer is still at TBS, working on the production side now.
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:34
    Azuma Mikihisa has this cool-guy image, but he's actually a funny character once people start teasing him — way funnier than Maezono. It's a mystery why he disappeared from TV.
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:35
    Re: #65
    Isn't it because of the 'Wonderful' scandal?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Mikihisa Azuma is an actor who was active in TV dramas during the 1990s, and in recent years has also become known as a horse racing enthusiast through his appearances on “BS Eleven Horse Racing Broadcast.” This article is a textbook example of a so-called “kotatsu article” — one written simply by gathering reactions from social media — and even within the thread itself, comment #27 took a cool, skeptical view of that very approach. Notably, the discussion centered less on Azuma himself than on comparisons with other celebrities like Hiromi Go, Shinichi Mori, and Masaharu Fukuyama, whose looks “fight aging through cosmetic surgery,” with comments praising the “naturalness” of his aging set against others expressing discomfort with excessive cosmetic procedures. It also appears that the renewed buzz was driven in part by the fact that his drama “Okane ga Nai” (“I Have No Money”) was being re-streamed on TVer at the time.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Entertainment] “Azuma Mikihisa’s way of aging is about as close to ideal as it gets” — 57-year-old Mikihisa Azuma’s BS appearance sparks reactions: “He looks better now than before!”.”

  • “The Coach Broke His Promise” — Cristiano Ronaldo Storms Out of Portugal Camp, Blasts Manager

    Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo (41) left the national team’s camp ahead of the October 1 match against Denmark and posted a statement on social media criticizing head coach Jorge Jesus. He started in September’s match against Wales but didn’t play at all in the following game against Norway, and the reported decision to start Gonçalo Ramos against Denmark is said to have been the final trigger for his departure. Ronaldo also wrote that he would “eventually tell the people the truth.” On 5ch, opinion split between posters calling the coaching staff’s handling “immature” and those questioning Ronaldo’s attitude for still expecting special treatment at 41, with the debate also drawing comparisons to other aging players like Japan’s “King Kazu” (Kazuyoshi Miura, famous for playing pro soccer into his late 50s).

    Cristiano Ronaldo, who abruptly left the Portugal national team camp, updated his social media on October 6 local time with a scathing attack on head coach Jorge Jesus.

    The 41-year-old superstar started in the September 24 UEFA Nations League match against Wales, but didn’t see the pitch at all in the September 27 match against Norway.

    Then, at the pre-match press conference ahead of the October 1 game against Denmark, coach Jorge Jesus confirmed that Gonçalo Ramos would start — and Ronaldo decided to leave the camp early. On Instagram, he wrote: “I will tell the Portuguese people the truth eventually.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:38
    Portugal's own King Kazu (a nod to Japan's Kazuyoshi Miura, the ageless pro still playing in his late 50s)
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:01
    Re: #2
    Isn't he more like [Yasuhito] Endo than Kazu, though?
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:40
    Honestly, comparing him to Kazu is disrespectful — their records aren't even in the same league.
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:40
    Still not mellowing out at 41.
    He's done more than enough already — go be a manager at this point.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:40
    The secret to staying at the top until age 41:
    Never grow up.
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:41
    He's stronger than Geese (Howard, the Fatal Fury/KOF character known for raw power) — he could make a living as a fighter.
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:42
    The real villain here is the Portuguese federation, still leaning on Ronaldo to put butts in seats after all this time.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:43
    The coach actually said some conciliatory things, so from the outside you'd think, come on, be the bigger person here.
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:44
    "Why are you going home?" (riffing on a stock meme phrasing — "why are you doing X?")
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    You kind of want the coach to be the one saying this, lol.
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:45
    His trapping and dribbling are both terrible, and yet he built all of this on physicality and positioning alone — that's genuinely incredible.
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:49
    Re: #13
    Back in his Man United days he used to blow right past defenders with his dribbling.
    60AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:14
    Re: #13
    Spoken like a bandwagon fan. He actually broke onto the scene because of his dribbling in the first place.
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:45
    "Why are you laughing?" (same meme template as the "why are you going home" line above)
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:47
    Never expected Messi and Ronaldo's fortunes to diverge this much.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:47
    Argentina stayed Messi's team right to the end, but Portugal was already treating Ronaldo like damaged goods by the World Cup.
    Somebody just needs to tell him straight that he's not needed anymore.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:50
    The team belongs to the coach.
    No player should be bigger than the team.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:57
    Re: #20
    Well, there are plenty of cases where a coach clashes with a player and ends up the one getting sacked, so that's not always true.
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:51
    No different from Trump — self-confidence maxed all the way out.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:52
    Even back in his Real Madrid days, he was a winger who scored goals — nothing more.
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:52
    Messi's what, about two years younger, and he's already retired from the national team.
    Honestly, it's better if he's not around anymore either.
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:54
    https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/2107716300873093461
    Footage of the Portugal squad training after Ronaldo left camp.
    They look weirdly upbeat and like they're having a blast, which lines up with how well the team's been playing lately — easy to picture Ronaldo having been poison for the locker room and on the pitch.
    66AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:19
    Re: #29
    Wait, is Vitinha the one getting bullied there? Yeah, [Bernardo] Silva and Gonçalo [Ramos] really do look like they're enjoying themselves.
    33AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:57
    Honestly Ronaldo had every right to blow up over this — the coach is just awful.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:00
    Re: #33
    Fine, blow up if you want.

    But don't blow up and go home — that's just immature.
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:01
    International Match Week feature:
    Humans and an AI separately picked the top 5 players of the 21st century for each continent — here are the results:

    69AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:21
    Re: #44
    Maybe the human picks are just too generous — feel bad for [Shinji] Kagawa and [Mark] Viduka missing out — but no continent's list really swings that wildly either way.
    74AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:30
    Re: #44
    CONCACAF (North/Central America) still feels like a work in progress — a lineup you can't really pass judgment on yet.
    81AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:41
    Re: #44
    Zidane, the "chubby" Ronaldo (the original Brazilian Ronaldo, nicknamed for his build), Nakata, Daei — wasn't the 20th century really the peak?
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:02
    Guess he's fully planning to play again next time too, since Portugal will be in it.
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:11
    Re: #46
    Didn't he say back in June that this would be his "last World Cup"?
    Just when we thought we'd finally gotten rid of him, he's still here?
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:08
    So which one of them is actually the "rōgai" here?
    58AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:11
    Re: #53
    "Rōgai" means a harmful old-timer holding things back. By any reasonable measure, Jesus is a competent coach.
    56AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:10
    Who you start or benches is going to keep changing depending on how the match is going, right?
    Does he really have to make — and then keep — a promise about that every single time?
    77AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:34
    Re: #56
    Exactly — since that's always going to be the case, the coach just shouldn't have made that promise in the first place.
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:11
    Just retire already.
    Who do you think you are, Kazu?
    72AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:27
    Re: #57
    Kazu would never pull something this childish. Even when he's not playing, he fully commits to the "panda" role (quietly accepting mascot/bench duty without complaint).

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The reported trigger for the walkout was a reversal in his playing time: after starting against Wales on September 24, Ronaldo got no minutes at all against Norway on the 27th, and then the coaching staff confirmed young forward Gonçalo Ramos would start against Denmark on October 1. Ronaldo’s statement included the line “this makes twice now,” hinting at an earlier dispute over similar selection decisions — though the thread never gets into the specifics of that history. Where the thread split was over how a 41-year-old should be treated this late in his career: one side focused on the coach going back on his word, the other called Ronaldo’s decision to leave camp without rejoining the squad immature. Worth noting, and not obvious from the quoted article alone, is that Ronaldo reportedly said back in June that this would be his “last World Cup” — meaning his own retirement plans are part of the backdrop to this whole episode.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Soccer] “The Coach Broke His Promise” — Ronaldo’s Furious Statement After Abruptly Leaving Camp, Blasts Portugal Manager: “This Makes Twice Now”.”

  • Hello! Project’s “20,000 Yen Special Set” Sparks Buzz — Turns Out It’s Just Unsold Calendars

    “J.P Room,” operated by Wani Books, has announced it will sell a “Special Set” bundling goods from Morning Musume’s Kaede Fukumura and others for 20,000 yen (tax included). The set includes one J.P Room calendar plus artist merchandise, with an oversized, not-for-sale panel and one photo card thrown in as bonus items. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, posters pointed out that the set’s contents look like a grab bag of leftover unsold goods such as calendars, prompting a string of comments calling it “inventory clearance,” while others defended it as “a limited promotion for fans who just want the panel,” leaving opinions split.

    <Limited quantities! Comes with Special Set bonus items!!>

    Buy the artist set below — which includes one J.P Room calendar — and get an oversized panel & one photo card as a free gift!

    【Kaede Fukumura “Special Set” with bonus items — Price (tax included): 20,000 yen】

    Source: wani.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:06
    Maria's Budokan [merch] was awful too
    Wani [Books] is garbage
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:07
    The year's almost over and they're still making us buy this year's calendar
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:07
    This year's calendar is way too much of a leftover…
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:08
    Guess this shows Fukumura actually sold her calendar out properly
    Impressive
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:20
    Re: #6
    Ishida had leftover on-location Cheki photos (instant snapshot photos) and ended up adding an extra event — guess she didn't sell as well as expected
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:08
    Which member would you date?
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1791371284/
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:09
    They just see otaku as cash cows
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:09
    You still want to see more photobooks, right?
    Then you've got no choice but to buy
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:10
    It's J.P — well, Wani Books, really
    They pull this at graduation concerts too
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:13
    Even if you add up all of Chii-chan's stuff, it only comes to about 14,000 yen, so there's no sense of a deal at all
    So the oversized panel and photo card are supposed to make up the difference?
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:16
    Re: #18
    It's not meant to be a bargain
    It's sold so only the handful of people who want the panel end up buying it
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:14
    Re: #1
    Photobook aside, an old calendar? Is this trash disposal or what, lol
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:14
    Nobody needs a calendar starting from April 2026
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:15
    Re: #2
    Yeah, they were pushing something of Maria's too
    Forgot what it was though
    41AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:26
    Re: #22

    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:27
    Re: #41

    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:16
    A life-size panel?
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:17
    Re: #24
    The kind of panel they set up at calendar handout events
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:17
    Basically it's a limited promo for people who want the panel that's normally not for sale
    Though tacking on the unsold calendar is pretty harsh
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:20
    If you think of it as the price for a one-of-a-kind panel
    Well, it's about normal as a collector price
    34AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:21
    Re: #1
    Wrong image attached
    https://www.wani.co.jp/images/Event/Event_xZbjmpE5uDKh73JywvuNMWZ0A4Q3BAjz_3.png
    https://www.wani.co.jp/images/Event/Event_xZbjmpE5uDKh73JywvuNMWZ0A4Q3BAjz_4.png
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:28
    Re: #34
    Can't read the text — what's even the point of this image
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:22
    They often do this bundle-with-bonus sales style at graduation concerts
    Same thing here
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:23
    Well, I guess it can't be helped — only fans devoted to a specific member would know about this
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:24
    This photo of Ishida is great!
    I want it, but is there competition?
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:26
    Re: #40
    Probably the most competitive one
    44AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:27
    Re: #40
    Up against "Nekodera's girl" and "Chouchin" (apparent fan nicknames)
    46AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:28
    Re: #42
    Seriously? Ishida's that popular?
    Guess lining up around midnight on the day should be plenty though
    49AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:29
    Re: #45
    I get the general idea, but does that mean you can't actually read Japanese?
    Study some Japanese before browsing Ookami (nickname for the Hello! Project board)
    51AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:30
    So Ishida's fans are pulling an all-nighter → then the stage show → then session 2, all for this?
    52AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:32
    Chii-chan's is by far the best deal
    55AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:34
    So they finally figured out, this late, how to get rid of the mountain of leftover 2026 calendars
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:35
    Re: #55
    They could clear the stock easily if they just did a handshake event (sesshoku, a fan meet-and-greet)
    58AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:35
    What time do the early birds usually start lining up?
    64AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:48
    Re: #58
    For a graduation concert, people are probably lining up from the middle of the night

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “J.P Room,” run by Wani Books, handles Hello! Project calendars and meet-and-greet events, and turning a not-for-sale panel into a bonus item for a limited sale is a tactic that’s been used before at things like graduation concerts. Opinions in the thread split between those who saw this as “clearing out unsold calendar stock” and those who saw it as “a limited sales tactic aimed at collectors after the not-for-sale panel,” with both views drawing a fair amount of support. One point that’s easy to get wrong: simply adding up the list prices of the individual items in the set comes to only around 14,000 yen, and posters pointed out that the gap between that and the 20,000 yen price reflects the value of the not-for-sale panel and photo card. In other words, this isn’t simply “marked-up merchandise” — it also reflects pricing aimed at fans chasing limited-edition items.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] J.P Room Bundles Its Leftovers and Sells Them to Otaku for 20,000 Yen as Inventory Clearance lol“.

  • Chunichi Legend Yano Akihiro: “Kudo’s the Favorite” for Next Manager

    Regarding the search for the Chunichi Dragons’ next manager, former Hanshin Tigers manager and Dragons alum Yano Akihiro shared his personal take on a TV program. The show floated names including team alumni Ibata Hirokazu and Araki Masahiro, as well as outsiders Kuwata Masumi and Kudo Kimiyasu, and among them Yano named Kudo as the favorite, saying “someone with experience is probably the right fit.” In the thread, opinions split between skepticism over whether a proven outsider would really take on a long-struggling team, and speculation that Yano himself might secretly be the real candidate.

    Dragons alum and former Hanshin Tigers manager Yano Akihiro (57) appeared on Nagoya TV’s “Dodesuka!” (weekdays, 6 a.m.) on the 6th. Asked about the closely watched race for the Dragons’ next manager, he named his top pick outright.

    The show listed team alumni Ibata Hirokazu and Araki Masahiro, plus outside candidates Kuwata Masumi and Kudo Kimiyasu.

    Asked who his “top pick” was, Yano began, “Given the Dragons’ current situation, I think someone with experience might be the right fit.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:45
    Haha, he basically just blew his own cover.
    That's not a hopeful prediction, that's a confession.
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:46
    A smart guy like Kudo wouldn't go pulling chestnuts out of the fire (take on a thankless, risky job) for a broke team like this.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:47
    Didn't Yano basically just say
    "actually, it's me"?
    43AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:10
    Re: #5
    No way he'd ever do that, idiot, moron.
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:47
    If it's a setup where the manager also gets to pick the coaching staff, Kudo's got a real shot — and honestly it's even more plausible they'd
    let him lock down a GM role after his managing days too.
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:47
    Chunichi's tough on outsiders, but would Kudo be fine even without being a team alum since he's from Aichi Prefecture?
    75AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:32
    Re: #8
    They went out of their way to bring in Shima this season — a guy from Gifu with zero ties to Chunichi — and made him head coach.
    This team sends love calls to local natives even when they're outsiders.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:49
    Nobody would want to manage such a weak team, surely.
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:49
    Hang on, they specifically mention he's a Chunichi alum — doesn't that mean Yano himself is in the running too lol?
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:51
    If they get strong, the fans will leave, so don't do it.
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:06
    Re: #14
    Don't worry.
    No matter who becomes manager, the last-place battle isn't changing.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:53
    Is there even any upside for Kudo in this?
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:09
    Re: #16
    Exactly this.
    Can't see Kudo pulling chestnuts out of the fire for this team.
    62AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:25
    Re: #16
    He's never even played pro ball there, either.
    His only connection is high school, so I doubt that alone brings him in.
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:58
    I don't care who becomes manager, but if they can actually get today's Chunichi into the A-class (top half of the standings), that alone makes them a legendary manager.
    31AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:02
    Re: #25
    Was Yoda-san a legendary manager?
    45AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:12
    Re: #31
    Back then there was probably still some leftover legacy from the Ochiai era, though I'm not totally sure.
    63AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:25
    Re: #31
    The fewer games during COVID had some effect, but among post-Ochiai managers he's actually one of the better performers results-wise.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:00
    Honestly, Kudo's never once commented on Chunichi —
    I don't think he's even interested in this team.
    78AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Re: #27
    Kudo flat-out said even as an active player that he had no attachment to Nagoya — the guy's just got zero hometown love lol.
    53AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:16
    Yano's a Hanshin alum though, isn't he?
    59AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:22
    Re: #53
    He started his pro career with Chunichi, after all,
    and he's been on Nagoya TV shows too.
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Re: #53
    Yoda's a Hanshin alum too lol.
    57AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:20
    If it's about rebuilding the roster, isn't Yano the right fit?
    Most of Hanshin's current core players are guys from Yano's era.
    He's not really the type who wins pennants though…
    61AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:25
    Re: #57
    Yano's the one who took a last-place team to the brink of a championship.
    With the eye for talent to land guys like Murakami and Nakano,
    and winning the lottery draft for Sato Teruaki, I honestly figured Yano would end up as Hanshin's GM.
    68AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:27
    If anything, I feel like more people want Kudo to manage Samurai Japan instead.
    85AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:38
    Re: #68
    The Samurai Japan manager role calls for a "motivator" type (like Hara or Kuriyama), but isn't Kudo different from that?
    Isn't Kudo more the Ibata type?
    71AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:28
    Why Kudo, though?
    72AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:29
    Re: #71
    Nagoya.
    But Chunichi brings in outsiders even less than Hanshin does.
    80AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:34
    Re: #72
    Nagoya Denki (his old high school), huh.
    83AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:38
    Re: #79
    Yoda, Hashigami, Yamaoki…

    Technically Hanshin alumni, but all three had long passed their peak by the time they moved to Hanshin — none of them played a single first-team game there.
    92AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    Re: #83
    Totally forgot about Hashigami.
    He came over through his connection to Nomura-san, huh.
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:40
    What about Wada?
    He never seems to make the candidate list.
    95AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:44
    Re: #87
    Ben-chan?
    91AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:41
    Is Masa Yamamoto out of the question?
    104AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:50
    Re: #91
    RC cars aren't just a hobby for him —
    the reason he could keep pitching until age 50 is thanks to RC cars.
    93AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    If he gets Chunichi to win a pennant, he's an instant hero.
    Kudo's managerial track record is already solid enough that even bombing at Chunichi wouldn't dent it — it's basically a free roll for him.
    94AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:44
    Re: #93
    Well, that was with SoftBank though.
    If he fails at Chunichi, people might just say he was winning off roster talent before.
    Personally I'd love to see him try it, though.
    97AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:46
    What actually needs fixing isn't the pitching staff — it's Chunichi Shimbun HQ and the front office.
    Don't get that twisted.
    101AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:48
    Re: #97
    Exactly this.
    And the alumni network too.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The Dragons have slipped out of the A-class (top half of the standings) in recent years, and the team has gone through repeated manager changes since Yoda Tsuyoshi. Kudo Kimiyasu never played for Chunichi during his playing career, but he has a track record of winning the Japan Series multiple times as SoftBank’s manager — so the dominant reaction in the thread was skepticism along the lines of “his experience and résumé are beyond question, but there’s no obvious upside in deliberately taking on a struggling team.” At the same time, Yano himself has experience rebuilding a last-place Hanshin team, and some in the thread speculated that “the real favorite might actually be Yano.” Worth noting: this is purely a TV guest’s personal opinion and the thread’s speculation, not an official team announcement or a statement of intent from either man — as of now, nothing has actually been decided about Kudo’s or Yano’s future.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Baseball] Chunichi alum Yano Akihiro on the Dragons’ next manager: “I think Kudo might be the favorite, personally” — “He’d be the best fit”.”

  • AI-Generated Song ‘INMU KING’ Rockets to No. 2 on the Oricon Chart

    An AI-generated song built around internet memes, ‘INMU KING,’ racked up 3.866 million music-video views on Oricon’s “Weekly YouTube Chart” (tallying September 25 to October 1), jumping from No. 7 the week before to No. 2. The unusual sight of it charting alongside hits from established acts like M!LK’s “Jikū Koete Universe” and ILLIT’s “It’s Me” drew a flurry of reactions on 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board. Discussion kept circling back to the real-life figures behind the song’s memes, how it compares to Ado (the masked Japanese singer), and the fact that it reportedly isn’t monetized.

    ‘INMU KING’ Hits No. 2 on the Oricon Chart — Just How Far Will the Generative-AI Entertainment Craze Go?

    M!LK, ILLIT… An Unprecedented Upset Among Popular Artists

    An internet-born song made with generative AI has muscled its way into the upper tier of an established music chart. On the “Weekly YouTube Chart” (tallying September 25 to October 1) announced via Oricon News’ official X (formerly Twitter) account on October 7, YAJU-MC’s track “INMU KING” logged 3.866 million music-video views and landed at No. 2 — up five spots from No. 7 the previous week, a new personal best in its third week on the chart. With chart neighbors including smash hits like M!LK’s “Jikū Koete Universe” and ILLIT’s “It’s Me,” it’s an unusual turn of events for an AI-generated song built on internet memes to break into the upper rankings.

    Source: zakzak.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:31
    Impressive work there, Sugi (a nonsense catchphrase from the song)
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:08
    Re: #2
    Yeah, that line really packed a punch.
    At this rate, the day 'TADOKORO BOMBER FIRE' charts too can't be far off.
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:31
    Sounds like China's more scared of this than it is of Takaichi (Japan's PM).
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Re: #3
    Wonder if they'll even get Pooh-san dancing in it.
    That'd be hilarious for sure. ("Pooh-san" = the online nickname for Xi Jinping, after his banned resemblance to Winnie the Pooh)
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:45
    Re: #3
    Well, they've basically declared it a banned cult over there and keep censoring it nonstop lol
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:33
    Ever since it moved over to YouTube, the idiots have multiplied (lol)
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:36
    That mysterious made-up phrase 'Impressive work there, Sugi' feels oddly satisfying to say
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:37
    What's actually different between this and Ado?
    42AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:50
    Re: #15
    Exactly the same as Ado.
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:37
    Still, it's pretty wild. Some obscure internet content I watched back in my school days — and now, as a guy in his late 30s/40s — it's survived as a genuinely popular internet meme. Almost none of the internet content from back then is still around.
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:38
    The 'Kawada Shōga' bit is hilarious as hell (a running gag/character from the song)
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:39
    Never heard of 'Ebisu Gakuen Danshibu,' though — if anything, who even are they?
    88AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:12
    Re: #19
    Line it up next to that stuff and even that name starts sounding kind of dirty.
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:40
    Funny how Tadano, the guy this all originally came from, is never going to live it down.
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:47
    Re: #20
    Tadano's not exactly a household name anymore, though.
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    What's even supposed to be funny about this?
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #22
    Can't help it, he's stuck in an echo chamber (エコチャン = net slang for someone trapped in an online echo chamber).
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:42
    Stuff like YAJU&U too — the lyrics are terrible, but it's genuinely good as a song.
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:43
    No, the song itself is legitimately good.
    The vocals are passionate too.
    There are a bunch of different arrangements, but my favorite is the city-pop one.
    The lyrics are just the absolute worst, but the music's good enough that I keep listening anyway.
    I don't know the parody versions that well besides the Tadokoro Kōji one, so I haven't properly checked out the rest.
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:44
    Am I the only one who misread that as King Gnu?
    37AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #27
    Apparently it's a side project of theirs.
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:48
    Re: #6
    That video relies on Chinese-made AI, so censorship rules mean they can't actually depict Xi Jinping ("Kinpei").
    That's why even inside INMU KING they sub in a Winnie-the-Pooh plush toy instead.
    39AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:49
    Re: #36
    Huh, so it's made with Chinese AI.
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:01
    Who actually gets the royalties from this?
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:03
    Re: #63
    Apparently monetizing it would open them up to lawsuits, so they're not monetizing it.
    69AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:04
    I don't get what's supposed to be good about this.
    What is it that's hitting home for kids here?
    86AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:11
    Re: #69
    Flip side — do you even get what's good about the other top-5 acts, Ebisu Gakuen Danshibu, M!LK, and ILLIT?
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:07
    So the models in the video don't get a single yen out of this?
    79AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:09
    Re: #73
    Nobody gets a single yen from this to begin with.
    Though I guess everyone whose likeness appears in the footage does technically have the right to sue.

    Background and Key Issues

    Oricon’s “Weekly YouTube Chart” is tallied purely on music-video view counts, which made this a rare case of label-signed artists and an individual’s generative-AI content competing on the very same leaderboard. Opinions in the thread split between those praising the song and video on their own merits, and those raising concerns over the fact that it reportedly isn’t monetized and the possibility that real people’s likenesses appear in the video without permission. AI-generated videos often leave rights clearance and performer consent murky, so the more views one racks up, the more legal and ethical questions tend to surface. Note that replies mocking or expressing concern about the real people shown in the video, as well as posts that veered into loosely related political topics, have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread ‘[Music] The Ripple Effect of ‘INMU KING’ Hitting No. 2 on the Oricon Chart.’

  • NTT Docomo Business Rolls Out 200+ “AI Bosses” — 5ch: “The Real Problem Is the Subordinates”

    In October 2025, NTT Docomo Business began operating an “AI Boss” trained on managers’ decision-making criteria and job know-how, and in under a year rolled it out to all 37 organizations within the company, deploying more than 200 instances. Beyond streamlining tasks like document preparation, the company reportedly has its sights set on eventually selling the system externally too. On 5ch, reactions were mixed: some flipped the idea around (“Isn’t it the subordinates, not the bosses, who could just be replaced by AI?”), others argued AI would be fairer (“At least AI is impartial when it comes to accurate judgment”), and still others took jabs at Nikkei, the outlet that broke the story.

    NTT Docomo Business is expanding its use of an “AI Boss” — artificial intelligence that reflects managers’ thinking and fields employee questions. In about a year, it has deployed more than 200 instances across all 37 organizations within the company. The goal is to streamline work such as document preparation, with an eye toward eventually selling the system externally as well.

    The AI Boss rollout began in October 2025. It reflects the decision-making criteria and job knowledge of department heads, section chiefs, and other managers, generating answers based on meeting minutes and documents. It can even respond in a style that mimics the actual person’s manner of speaking…

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:19
    Let AI handle politics too
    Though it's probably too late for that already
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:21
    If subordinates can be AI too, and customers are in the same boat, honestly the whole world might as well just be AI
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:25
    More to the point, wouldn't "AI subordinates" or "AI temps" be enough?
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:32
    If this thread title reflects what Docomo itself is saying, then Docomo is a huge fool
    The boss is exactly what's needed
    Only a boss with real business domain knowledge can set the right goals to aim for

    If a boss can't do that, he isn't really a boss
    Is Docomo that kind of company?
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 14:35
    Nikkei's the dumb one here to begin with
    They're out here trying to fool the Japanese public
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:03
    Way better than a boss who flip-flops on his orders every five minutes (reference to "朝令暮改" — issuing an order in the morning and reversing it by evening)
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:08
    A boss who lies without batting an eye lol
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:11
    So then who's supposed to do what work — you guys really don't get it, you're just slaves killing time all day
    If anything, the type who's happy to work overtime because it means more pay
    That's the level we're talking about
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:16
    Nikkei should just let AI write everything too
    It'd probably be an improvement over now
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 15:39
    So what's the price tag on Mr. Robot Section Chief (purchase cost plus upkeep)?
    18AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:25
    If anything, it's incompetent bosses we don't need
    19AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:36
    Is it being trained on the kind of blame-dodging decision-making that's so typical of Japanese companies?
    20AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:37
    AI running Nikkei would be great
    I'd love to see them publish articles with nothing but truth and facts (would that send the whole world into a panic?)
    28AnonymousOct 7, 2026 18:15
    Re: #20
    Soviet Pravda and Izvestia were ahead of their time (ironic nod to Soviet propaganda papers whose names meant "Truth" and "News")
    21AnonymousOct 7, 2026 16:42
    Take a securities firm, for example
    Of course you need a sales force
    Then there's the section chief overseeing Sales Section 1 — what does he actually do?
    Tracking the section's progress toward targets, each rep's sales numbers, fixing mistakes, cracking the whip, pushing recommended products

    Set up the system properly and none of that requires a person
    22AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:00
    Re: #1
    But isn't this getting sold externally too?
    23AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:11
    If it's rational and efficient, I've got no problem taking orders from AI
    But in exchange, give the frontline staff a raise
    If they don't overhaul that outdated pay structure, people are going to start quitting
    26AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:17
    Re: #23
    Your salary accurately reflects your performance
    If you're dissatisfied, feel free to go elsewhere
    Finding your replacement takes less effort than pulling a weed

    — AI Boss
    24AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:15
    The AI boss sounds pretty cold-blooded, huh
    32AnonymousOct 7, 2026 18:47
    Re: #24
    But it can handle ten people talking to it at the same time
    25AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:16
    Why would AI automatically be the one that's right?
    27AnonymousOct 7, 2026 17:29
    Sounds good to me
    29AnonymousOct 7, 2026 18:23
    Weren't these people unnecessary to begin with?
    30AnonymousOct 7, 2026 18:33
    Re: #26
    Weeds lol, literally "grass" lol (草/"grass" is net slang for "lol", playing off the previous post's "weed" line)
    36AnonymousOct 7, 2026 19:16
    Why do people assume they themselves are indispensable?
    Nobody's needed — so blue-collar workers aren't needed
    AI isn't needed either
    That's just how it is
    38AnonymousOct 7, 2026 20:04
    More than anything, just make the CEO an AI already!
    40AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:51
    Conclusion:
    The boss slot is settled — AI it is. But the real problem is the subordinates.
    Honestly, AI would be far more capable than these guys too.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The AI Boss works by training a generative AI on managers’ meeting minutes and documents and having it respond in that manager’s own speaking style — it appears to function less as a stand-in for actual decision-making and more as a source of guidance and a sounding board. Docomo Business’s expansion from launch in October 2025 to over 200 units across all 37 internal organizations in under a year reflects both a push to streamline routine tasks like document preparation and a business ambition to eventually sell the system externally. Opinions on the thread split between those arguing “it’s the boss who’s replaceable by AI” and those arguing the opposite — that AI should be applied to the work of subordinates and middle managers before bosses — with some pointing out that overseas, AI replacement tends to start with new graduates and junior staff first. The article alone doesn’t make clear how far the AI Boss extends into personnel evaluations and reviews, or how much final decision-making authority remains with human managers on the ground — where that line gets drawn is likely to be the focus going forward.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Business News+) thread “[AI] Isn’t an “AI Boss” Already Enough? Docomo Business Deploys 200+, From Department Heads to Section Chiefs.”