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  • 2026 Summer Koshien Is a “Crop Failure” — Pro Scouts Point to the Cause

    This year’s Koshien tournament (Japan’s national high school baseball championship, a summer institution watched nationwide) is reportedly being called by pro baseball scouts not just a “poor harvest” but an outright “crop failure.” Scouts gathered behind the backstop apparently agree that aside from Yokohama High’s Oda, there’s almost no one else worth chasing.

    On 5channel (5ch, Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the discussion spun off in several directions: gripes about high school baseball’s signature “sitting on the bench forever” problem, comparisons of average pay between pro baseball (NPB) and the J.League (Japan’s pro soccer league), and even a comparison of average height between Japan’s WBC baseball squad and its men’s national soccer team.

    “This summer isn’t just a poor harvest — it’s a full-on ‘crop failure,’” says a scout from the Pacific League (one of NPB’s two leagues).

    Behind the backstop at Koshien sit scouts from all 12 NPB clubs, plus MLB scouts. Aside from a standout talent like Oda (Yokohama), who took the mound on the 18th, this scout says there are simply too few players left worth tracking.

    Source: nikkan-gendai.com / original article here

    5Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:10:47.69ID:MHePTOkL0
    I mean, kids who actually want to play sports don't want to do bat-swinging where you just stand around doing nothing most of the time
    166Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:38:23.73ID:pCuslvJT0
    >>5
    And the other half of the time you're just sitting on the bench lol
    12Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:11:48.16ID:5qzXL2xP0
    >>6
    Guys like Oda pull in a ton of MLB scouts too. They're probably relieved they lost already.
    35Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:15:37.79ID:rvp04ZAR0
    >>12
    Oda's nothing special.
    46Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:17:21.99ID:Ds8p0rZz0
    >>35
    Specifically, what's not special about him?
    207Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:45:54.57ID:Rba1/zYv0
    >>35
    Who's the top prospect in the scouts' eyes, then?
    19Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:12:39.56ID:rSCBVRmy0
    Soccer just doesn't pay the same. Baseball players can make several times to dozens of times more.
    44Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:17:01.45ID:rvp04ZAR0
    >>19
    The median NPB salary is only around 20 million yen (roughly $135,000), which is less than J1 (Japan's top soccer division).
    49Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:18:35.94ID:gOO/SJUt0
    >>44
    NPB averages 50 million yen (~$340,000) and the J.League averages 12 million yen (~$80,000). Wait, are you leaving out J2 and J3? lmaooo
    51Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:19:04.02ID:Uef657E/0
    >>49
    Pro baseball — wait, aren't the independent leagues technically 'pro baseball' too? lol
    57Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:20:12.80ID:rvp04ZAR0
    >>49
    Every country treats the top division as a separate league from everything below it. And if you're going to count soccer's lower divisions, you'd have to count baseball's independent leagues too.
    92Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:25:32.70ID:8cpyZtJU0
    https://image-tm.s2mr.jp/i/original/1787228719025.jpeg

    Guess the shrinking player pool is finally showing its effects lol
    109Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:28:12.80ID:OutxuuMT0
    Unpopular with kids + shrinking participation = nothing but small, short players now 😂
    131Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:32:19.82ID:PVu9NnVM0
    >>109
    Baseball players have finally gotten shorter than soccer players 😨

    2026 WBC Japan national baseball team, average height: 179.9cm (~5'11")


    2026 World Cup Japan national soccer team, average height: 181.35cm (~5'11.5")



    🥹
    138Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:33:35.01ID:Gz3V9XQC0
    >>131
    They probably padded that average with Darvish (Yu Darvish, the towering MLB pitcher).
    162Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:37:43.37ID:FAdkg18t0
    If talent were really flowing to soccer, Japan should be producing its own Messis and Ronaldos by now, no? Baseball's got Ohtani, the best player in the world, and plenty of other guys tearing it up in MLB too.
    167Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:38:25.87ID:cD7edILX0
    >>162
    Soccer isn't some low-competition niche sport like baseball.
    183Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:40:05.97ID:XX5o+TWI0
    >>162
    Worse than the Dominicans and Venezuelans, honestly.
    191Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:41:26.69ID:wrPN5KMd0
    >>162
    Over 80% of the world's baseball-playing population is in Japan and the US, and yet the number of Japanese MLB players is way too small.

    Ichiro (Ichiro Suzuki, the legendary NPB/MLB hitter) once said that if Japanese players really had the talent for baseball, every single MLB team should have a Japanese player on it, the way Dominican players are everywhere.

    The current numbers are honestly pretty sad.
    196Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:44:06.40ID:FAdkg18t0
    >>191
    Japanese baseball is the best in the world, and Ohtani's the best player in the world, so.
    201Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:45:11.59ID:IjhyXzcm0
    >>196
    Being 'world's best' at baseball doesn't really mean much.
    202Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:45:13.88ID:wrPN5KMd0
    >>196
    They made the quarterfinals this year — out of 24 total countries.
    228Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:49:23.21ID:ggm35MZn0
    >>196
    The second other countries actually get serious, that 'world's best' title turns out to be a hollow quarterfinal finish.

    And once Ohtani's past his prime, the next time Japan wins that fake 'world championship' called the WBC is a long way off.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinosuposoku+ board) thread “[High School Baseball] 2026 Summer Koshien Goes Beyond “Poor Harvest” to “Crop Failure”… Pro Scouts Point to the Cause of the Anomaly.”

  • Hiroshima Beats Chunichi on a Walk-Off, Sweeps Series 3-0 — Dragons Drop 4th Straight After Abreu’s Wild Pitch

    In Central League play on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, closing out the series with a three-game sweep. The Dragons — undone in part by a wild pitch from Abreu — dropped their fourth straight game, and on 5channel their slump became a hot topic, with posters bandying about nicknames like “Zombie” and “Chunidora” (a mocking 5ch nickname for the Chunichi Dragons). The thread also saw plenty of debate over managerial decisions and roster strength.

    Chunichi 0 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0  0 1 0  0 0 1X |2

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    Source: nikkansports.com / original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT ハンター[Lv.1629][SSR武+120][UR防限+102][初段森]2026/08/20(木) 20:55:39.70ID:b6GNxm2O0
    Our Chunidora's back, lol
    7Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:56:29.02ID:/Tl/CoB+0
    So the 'Zombie' state was a debuff, not a buff, was it (said in mock-archaic, samurai-drama speech). Well, guess that figures.
    12Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:57:31.54ID:bAW2gLsE0
    Chunidora can't even beat a zombie-plagued Hiroshima
    14Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:58:57.04ID:LtSLusXW0
    >>12
    Well, to be fair, the 'gray' (under suspicion) players have been pulled off the first team now…
    28Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:05:06.36ID:SCMf8ANp0
    Chunichi's too awful (´^ω^`) (comment styled in cutesy, childlike 2ch speech)
    At this point a walk-off balk is about the only losing pattern they've got left
    30Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:06:29.49ID:FhBWtDeN0
    >>28
    Didn't they pull that during the Tatsu era too? (nickname for former Chunichi manager Kazuyoshi Tatsunami)
    29Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:05:47.74ID:Woj+EsvW0
    How weak do you have to be to get swept 3-0 by a zombie-mode Hiroshima that's missing its key players?
    34Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:07:52.09ID:AytWBuRc0
    >>29
    Well, they've dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely couldn't afford to lose to.
    37Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:09:26.81ID:jAYzzUnj0
    5-game win streak
    → 'Dinosaur Awakening! Our real fight starts here!!!'

    And after that
    → ●◯●●●◯●●●● (● = loss, ◯ = win) 2 wins, 8 losses
    132Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:17:26.14ID:WqSUdfWp0
    >>37
    What is that, an express train that switches to local halfway through? (a pun on 'kukan kaisoku,' a train service that's fast for only part of its route)
    57Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:30:24.05ID:Lh42JDEi0
    Weaker than a zombie, huh
    134Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:20:22.21ID:WqSUdfWp0
    >>57
    Feels exactly like watching one of those bait-and-switch mobile game ads (where the ad footage looks nothing like the actual game)
    61Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:34:32.06ID:EVbQOjp50
    Did they really need to send Omori in as a pinch runner for Montero? There was a decent chance it'd go to extras and the at-bat would've come back around to Montero — shouldn't they have kept Omori in reserve as a card to play later?
    80Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:56:19.99ID:A+0athJ10
    >>61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off situation, the runner can advance to second for free without risking a force-out, and a delayed steal is also in play → hence pinch-runner Omori.
    Ideally Sasaki drives it in after the steal succeeds, but if he's put on base (walk, hit-by-pitch, or a declared intentional walk) to load the bases, then pinch-hit Akiyama.
    With Akiyama up, the opposing pitcher's already rattled, so he might draw a walk too.
    That's probably the thinking in the Carp dugout.
    62Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:34:33.49ID:uQeUNkwG0
    Chunichi should get themselves tested for the zombie virus
    Only a zombie loses 3 straight to a zombie
    81Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:56:52.75ID:bwrJAnDY0
    I heard the guys carrying Hiroshima are Dominican — did Chunichi lose their Dominican pipeline or something?
    86Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:02:13.86ID:D+sJRa2n0
    >>81
    Abreu's Dominican too, though.
    99Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:21:21.51ID:ViyClF/j0
    They were still in the pennant race up until early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak.
    Just aim for 3rd place with what's left of the season.
    106Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:28:37.33ID:ViyClF/j0
    >>99
    Just to clarify, I was talking about the Carp there.
    Dragons, do your best starting next season!
    117Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:46:02.70ID:waqHnryt0
    Ozone (the district where the Dragons' home stadium sits) is northeast of central Nagoya, right?
    Northeast has traditionally been considered the 'kimon' (鬼門, the 'demon's gate' — an inauspicious direction in old Japanese geomancy) in Japan.
    Doesn't that direction just feel kind of gloomy somehow?
    123Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:53:54.06ID:gXaOohIL0
    >>117
    Chunichi had their golden era — the best results in franchise history — back in the 2000s, though.
    149Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 00:25:37.10ID:dotDkgqo0
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chunidora's just a corpse
    151Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 00:39:07.79ID:4mIUTkFy0
    >>149
    For Hiroshima it's the players who are the zombies.
    For Chunichi, it's the manager who's the zombie.
    Inoue's results are bad enough that he should've been fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps shambling on as manager like the undead.
    156Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 01:28:32.13ID:WY+Jjcnx0
    >>149
    Nope.
    A rotting corpse.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “【Baseball】Central League C 2x-1 D [8/20] — Carp win it on a walk-off, sweep the series 3-0; Dragons’ Abreu throws a wild pitch, team drops 4th straight in the sweep.”

  • Perfect World Posts 118-Million-Yuan Loss in H1 — Hit Game’s 2-Billion-Yuan Sales Weighed Down by Ad Spending

    Chinese gaming giant Perfect World, the studio behind NTE and other titles, has reported a loss of 118 million yuan for the first half of 2026. Its flagship title’s worldwide cumulative revenue topped 2 billion yuan, but a 213% year-over-year surge in marketing spend dragged the company into the red.

    On the thread, comments ranged from “It’s ranked 8th on the PlayStation Store and still in the red?” to “Maybe they just overspent on ads,” with discussion also turning to the stark difference in sales breakdown between the PS5 version and the PC/Android versions.

    China’s Perfect World falls into the red with a 118-million-yuan loss in H1 — “NTE” (Chinese title: Yihuan) racks up 2 billion yuan in sales, but a 213% jump in marketing spend weighs it down

    Source: finance.biggo.jp / Original article here

    4Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:42:56.68ID:UWYb9zTx0
    Surprisingly not profitable, huh?
    Didn't it pull in something like 30 billion at the start?
    7Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:45:33.52ID:mNBqplI40
    >>4
    Apparently they overspent on ads.
    10Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:46:57.57ID:2OlMaiCu0
    >>7
    So that includes the pre-launch stealth-marketing (ステマ, undisclosed paid promo dressed up as organic buzz) push?
    Mugendai (another Perfect World title, lit. "Infinity") was pretty bad about that too.
    16Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:49:25.03ID:o16GqcSP0
    >>10
    Slapping the "stealth marketing" label on everything is so cringe.
    11Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:47:14.45ID:3py/eX8z0
    But this thing's near the top of the PS5 sales charts (セルラン, "cell-ran," shorthand for sales ranking) and still isn't profitable?
    Wait, does the PS5 just… not sell?
    62Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:17:04.86ID:f2YNRXkfd
    >>11
    Revenue's massive, but ad spend put it in the red.
    74Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:24:10.23ID:DkfKwsz4d
    >>11
    It's only "good" compared to a dying village (限界集落, slang mocking the PS5's shrinking, aging install base) — on that trash console it's nothing to write home about.
    Most people are fine playing on their phones; nobody's booting up their oversized glorified smartphone just for this.
    15Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:49:22.22ID:61DR0GlV0
    Isn't Wuthering Waves (nicknamed "Narushio" by posters) headed for a loss too? Three years in and 17k concurrent players (同接, concurrent connections) is Princess Connect territory (a once-huge mobile game widely seen as past its prime).
    17Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:50:19.10ID:hFaOWt6o0
    >>15
    That concurrent-player number's probably inflated garbage anyway.
    35Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:59:28.38ID:cLJ+0Kj50
    >>15
    Unlike NTE, it's actually landing well in China.
    20Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:51:36.52ID:GatQq7nb0
    If you're gonna criticize it, at least check the current PS Store rankings first, yeah?
    1. Genshin Impact
    2. Apex Legends
    3. eFootball
    4. Zenless Zone Zero
    5. Gundam
    6. Fortnite
    7. Wuthering Waves
    8. NTE
    9. Endfield
    10. Overwatch
    27Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:56:11.25ID:m9ta+Vzf0
    >>20
    8th place and still in the red?
    Yeah, garbage console (ゴミステ, a common PlayStation slur, lit. "trash-tation") strikes again.
    33Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:58:32.68ID:+R2MjFPnr
    >>20
    It only moved from 11th to 8th after a patch, so it hasn't really surged…
    Going by the trend, most people already quit.
    Feels like folks just uninstalled NTE and reinstalled Genshin.
    There was a "let's come back for Snezhnaya" wave (a Genshin Impact region/nation that got a content update).
    Reading into that, it looks like most PS players never bought expansion storage and are just juggling everything on the built-in drive.
    71City Boy ◆Tokyo/ax2s2026/08/20(木) 18:22:41.01ID:GQY4Bcm20
    >>20
    That might be true on PS, but overall, Fortnite has blown past eFootball for a dominant 1st place.
    The Gaming Legends season kicks off today too.
    24Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:55:53.98ID:dVH2pJ1S0
    The Gokis (ゴキ, short for "gokiburi"/cockroach — a derogatory nickname for hardcore PlayStation fans) kept saying PS5 was selling like crazy domestically though.
    34Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 17:58:45.47ID:xHQlegaU0
    >>24
    Even if it sold well, there's only so much you can do with an audience of at most 7 million PS5 owners in Japan, generously estimated.
    This game's whole model assumes a 1.3-billion-person market (i.e., China).
    38Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:01:11.84ID:dVH2pJ1S0
    Every time I check, Endfield is nowhere on the sales charts — averaging below 200th place. Dead.
    129Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 19:19:09.29ID:Ro5ysLSN0
    >>38
    Well, that one's meant to be played on PC.
    It's on PS5 too, but apparently you can't even use keyboard and mouse.
    50Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:07:46.94ID:dVH2pJ1S0
    PC and Android make up 60%

    According to Perfect World Games' official first-half 2026 earnings, released August 19, NTE's worldwide cumulative revenue — over 1.4 billion yuan as of June 30 — passed 2 billion yuan by August 18. Official PC plus official Android account for roughly 60% of the total.
    53Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:08:39.48ID:61DR0GlV0
    >>50
    Do we even need PS5, then?
    99Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:36:44.07ID:1hGkhA7e0
    >>50
    Zero benefit to spending money through PlayStation anyway — constant data leaks, and no points or rewards to show for it.
    59Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:14:44.63ID:zXkY+GCxd
    >>1
    NTE showed up late on Steam and it was #1 in sales yesterday, #2 today.
    67Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:21:06.74ID:j210spR00
    Wasn't this the game the mobile-gacha crowd used as a stick to beat Japanese games with?
    72Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:23:13.31ID:OssrW0c50
    >>67
    That's basically all I remember about it.
    Actually, the only thing I remember is Shouheki (apparently a streamer/YouTuber known for playing these titles) playing it.
    Even from the YouTube ads, it's just another reskin of the same garbage gacha game — nothing memorable.
    79Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:26:26.52ID:Az64zRFq0
    Overspending on ads that hard just means the PR team is dumb.
    81Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 18:27:31.17ID:Jj8Y3SZ70
    >>79
    Well, the plan was probably "blast ads everywhere, rake in a bunch of suckers, profit"…
    152Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:11:48.71ID:oewy3gDl0
    >>79
    That's just how China does everything, though.
    They can only compete on sheer scale.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hardware & Industry, “Geha” — short for ゲームハード, the console-wars-focused hardware board) thread “NTE operator Perfect World falls into the red.”

  • Hiroshima Sweeps Chunichi 3-0 With Walk-Off Win; Dragons Fall to 4th Straight Loss After Abreu’s Wild Pitch

    In Central League action on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, sweeping the three-game series 3-0. Chunichi’s loss — their fourth straight — came with a wild pitch from Abreu factored in. Over on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the Dragons’ slump became the talk of the thread, with posters slinging nicknames like “Zombie” and “Chuni-dora.” Commenters also traded plenty of opinions on managerial decisions and roster depth.

    Chunichi 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1X |2

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    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT Hunter [Lv.1629][SSR Weapon+120][UR Def Limit+102][1st-Dan Forest]2026/08/20(木) 20:55:39.70ID:b6GNxm2O0
    There's our Chuni-dora, back again lol (a mocking portmanteau of "Chunichi" and "Dragons" used when the team is playing badly)
    7Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:56:29.02ID:/Tl/CoB+0
    Turns out "zombie" was a debuff, not a buff, huh. Well, I guess that tracks.
    12Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:57:31.54ID:bAW2gLsE0
    Chuni-dora can't even beat a Hiroshima team in the middle of a "zombie outbreak"
    14Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:58:57.04ID:LtSLusXW0
    >>12
    Well, for what it's worth, the players under a cloud (Japanese shorthand for someone suspected of wrongdoing but not formally charged) have been pulled off the first team now…
    28Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:05:06.36ID:SCMf8ANp0
    Chunichi's too dang awful (´^ω^`)
    About the only pattern they've got left is a walk-off balk, innit
    30Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:06:29.49ID:FhBWtDeN0
    >>28
    Didn't that already happen back in the Tatsu era? (nickname for former manager Kazuyoshi Tatsunami)
    29Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:05:47.74ID:Woj+EsvW0
    Getting swept 3 straight by a "zombie" Hiroshima that's missing its main players — how weak do you have to be?
    34Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:07:52.09ID:AytWBuRc0
    >>29
    Well, they've dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely can't afford to lose to.
    37Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:09:26.81ID:jAYzzUnj0
    5-game win streak
    → "The dinosaur awakens! Our real fight starts now!!!"

    And then
    → L-W-L-L-L-W-L-L-L-L, 2 wins, 8 losses
    132Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:17:26.14ID:WqSUdfWp0
    >>37
    What is that, a rapid-express train that's only fast for one stretch? (a jab comparing the streak to a train that runs "rapid" briefly before reverting to a local, all-stops crawl)
    57Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:30:24.05ID:Lh42JDEi0
    So they're weaker than a zombie?
    134Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:20:22.19ID:WqSUdfWp0
    >>57
    Honestly feels like watching a bait-and-switch ad game (Japanese gaming slang for a title whose ads oversell a much worse actual product)
    61Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:34:32.06ID:EVbQOjp50
    Was sending out a pinch runner for Montero really the move? If it'd gone to extras, Montero could well have come up again, so shouldn't they have kept the pinch runner in reserve as a card to play later?
    80Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:56:19.99ID:A+0athJ10
    >>61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off situation, the runner can advance to second for free since there's no force play to worry about — so you might as well try a delayed steal, which means sending in the pinch runner.
    After the steal lands, ideally Sasaki gets a hit to seal it, but if they issue a declared intentional walk (Japan's version of an automatic IBB) to load the bases, then pinch-hit Akiyama.
    With Akiyama up, the opposing pitcher's already rattled, so maybe he draws a walk.

    That's probably the Carp bench's thinking.
    62Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:34:33.49ID:uQeUNkwG0
    Chunichi ought to get themselves tested for zombification. Only a zombie loses 3 straight to a zombie.
    81Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:56:52.75ID:bwrJAnDY0
    Heard the guy carrying Hiroshima is Dominican — did Chunichi lose their Dominican pipeline or something?
    86Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:02:13.86ID:D+sJRa2n0
    >>81
    Abreu's Dominican too, though.
    99Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:21:21.51ID:ViyClF/j0
    They were still in the first-place race up through early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak. Go for 3rd place with what's left of the season.
    106Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:28:37.33ID:ViyClF/j0
    >>99
    Just to be clear, that was about the Carp.
    Dragons, hang in there next season!
    117Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:46:02.70ID:waqHnryt0
    Ozone is northeast of central Nagoya, right? (the neighborhood where Nagoya Dome sits) Northeast has been considered the "demon's gate" (kimon) in Japan since ancient times — an inauspicious direction in traditional belief. Don't you kind of get a gloomy vibe off that direction?
    123Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:53:54.06ID:gXaOohIL0
    >>117
    Chunichi had the best run in franchise history back in the 2000s though, that was their golden era.
    149Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 00:25:37.10ID:dotDkgqo0
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chuni-dora is just a plain corpse.
    151Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 00:39:07.79ID:4mIUTkFy0
    >>149
    Hiroshima's players are the zombies, but for Chunichi it's the manager who's the zombie.
    Inoue's results should've gotten him fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps managing on like the undead.
    156Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 01:28:32.13ID:WY+Jjcnx0
    >>149
    Nope.
    A rotting corpse.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Central League: Carp 2, Dragons 1 [8/20] — Carp sweep series 3-0 with walk-off win, Chunichi’s Abreu wild-pitches his way into a 4th straight loss.”

  • Drinking Solo with KFC as His Side Dish — 5ch: “I Went From 110kg to 55kg”

    A thread popped up on 5ch (Newsspeed VIP, a rapid-fire anonymous board) where the poster announced he’d bought KFC and was starting a solo drinking session with it as his side dish. Between chatter about KFC’s upcoming anniversary combo and news of Uma Musume (a hit horse-girl gacha game) trading cards reselling for huge markups, the thread’s original poster revealed he’d dieted down from 110kg to 55kg — and things spiraled from there into how diabetes actually works and how many pachinko parlors have closed down.

    1Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:30:42.915ID:ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) Drinking with chicken as my snack
    2Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:31:11.700ID:tK35jibv0
    (´・ω・`) Looks super tasty
    3Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:31:30.790ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>2
    (´;ω;`) Haven't bought KFC in a while (he says "keta-chiki," slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken)
    4Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:31:31.112ID:eH4zPjLa0
    Your keyboard's so filthy it's stealing all my attention
    6Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:31:46.303ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>4
    (´;ω;`) Just forget I posted it
    8Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:32:30.251ID:0bt/ktrq0
    They're doing the anniversary combo pack in about a week though (KFC Japan runs a special "birthday festival" deal every August)
    12Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:33:49.588ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>8
    (´;ω;`) Can't wait that long
    18Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:35:09.196ID:AGmFhzIk0
    Eating while staring at that disgusting keyboard can't taste good
    20Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:35:37.147ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>18
    (´;ω;`) It's not dirty
    22Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:36:26.665ID:O5vXvnav0
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა A similar one will only be ¥990 pretty soon anyway
    The Founder's Pack kicks off around the 28th
    25Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:36:47.244ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>22
    (´;ω;`) Seriously?… Guess I'll have to buy it again then
    23Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:36:28.721ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) Today I went drinking and eating at Senbayashi shopping street in Osaka (a famous old-school covered shotengai retail arcade)
    200Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:41:24.313ID:A2OfO2Mu0
    >>23
    Why are you eating again? You're eating way too much
    24Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:36:36.598ID:ptff8Ava0
    If you pull a hit card from the Uma Musume packs right now, it'll resell for ¥10,000 or more
    26Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:37:14.921ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>24
    (´;ω;`) Seriously???? I'm not into Uma Musume and figured I didn't need it, but did I just flush a bunch of expected value down the drain…
    27Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:37:36.665ID:PNI/p+4i0
    Nice, I love the Original Recipe chicken
    28Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:38:26.273ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>27
    (´;ω;`) Honestly this is the best one in the end… I eat it right down to the bone
    35Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:42:42.899ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) Gonna eat the side chicken now

    42Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:43:57.667ID:J15dLJp3M
    >>35
    That mayo's loaded with sugar, you know…
    63Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:50:29.713ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) Check it out, I got Urin-chan! (a mascot figure tied to the Umi Monogatari pachinko series)
    64Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:51:10.949ID:Jxj1kEb20
    >>63
    ૮₍ ・ω・ ₎ა who's that
    65Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 21:51:41.770ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) That completes my Umi Monogatari capsule-toy set! (Umi Monogatari, "Sea Story," is a long-running, hugely popular pachinko slot series)
    88Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:03:32.224ID:8NOeoyvA0
    I always figured diabetes was an overweight-person thing
    90Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:04:17.313ID:fB+ydCmUa
    >>88
    (´・ω・`) You can get it even when you're thin
    It actually has nothing to do with being fat or skinny
    It's a symptom of your insulin running too high
    92Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:04:43.151ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>88
    (´;ω;`) I went on a serious diet and dropped from 110kg (about 242 lbs) to 55kg (about 121 lbs)
    105Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:09:09.609ID:s93UCI5L0
    (´;ω;`) I'll show this to just you guys ♡♡

    126Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:15:01.298ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>122
    (´;ω;`) Honestly I'm fine staying like this… the only ways to get rid of the loose skin are building muscle or having it surgically removed
    135Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:17:32.518ID:s93UCI5L0
    >>132
    (´;ω;`) Is it actually true that pachinko parlors will be extinct in 20 years?
    141Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:18:31.896ID:/kzhvODy0
    >>135
    People were saying the exact same thing 20 years ago when the "5th-gen" machines came in (a regulatory generation of pachislot machines)
    145Anonymous (5ch VIP board)2026/08/20(木) 22:19:51.104ID:WZdN94kk0
    >>135
    Back during COVID, when everyone said they were collapsing left and right, there were still about 9,000 parlors — now it's under 6,000
    Well, I bet casinos will show up eventually anyway

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) I bought some KFC!

  • Why Isn’t the Death of 4 Weed-Clearing Workers Hit by a Tobu Express Train a Bigger Deal?

    After a Tobu Railway express train struck and killed four track weed-clearing workers, passengers were seen smiling during TV interviews about the incident — prompting posters on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum) to ask, “Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

    The thread argued over who’s liable for damages, the dangerous reality of track-maintenance and weed-clearing work, and why the story has gotten so little media coverage.

    1Anonymous (lit. "Still-Running Nameless," a train-themed handle used on this board)2026/08/20(Thu) 19:06:36.88ID:ID:W92CCdwC0
    What is even going on here…
    4Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:07:33.67ID:W92CCdwC0
    I guess society just figures it doesn't matter much since it was "only" weed-clearing workers who died… I mean, passengers were literally smiling in their interviews, saying stuff like "it was rough" or "wow, what a shock."
    7Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:08:40.54ID:Lt5T0uBp0
    >>4
    That's insane.
    18Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:14:45.23ID:JifOP19f0
    >>4
    The smiling really got to me…
    11Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:10:33.43ID:7B2zs7h10
    Shows how little a life is worth when it's an older, single laborer. If it had been 4 JK (schoolgirls), this would be huge news.
    50Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:31:29.17ID:a+pkQw6e0
    Railway weed-clearing is insanely dangerous, life-on-the-line work — so why does it pay so little?
    53Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:32:18.61ID:RxUS6AQA0
    >>50
    If there wasn't some careless guy on the crew, the accident wouldn't have happened at all, no?
    71Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:39:47.35ID:KgOGxPWzH
    >>50
    Well, it's not like they're producing anything. Just cutting grass.
    67Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:38:17.46ID:3Z3tNCy10
    The only silver lining is the families get money out of this. Gotta be at least 300 million yen (~$2M) per person, easy.
    69Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:39:22.02ID:acibHCEt0
    >>67
    They weren't paying passengers, so if anything this'll be handled as a straight-up damages/liability claim.
    74Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:40:19.62ID:Mtm4VzbQ0
    >>67
    If this ends the way TEPCO did (the utility whose stock cratered after the Fukushima disaster), you already know what to do with Tobu Railway stock, right?
    72Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:39:47.98ID:A6G+oLrm0
    Is the media not criticizing Tobu Railway because they're getting paid off or something?
    75Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:40:48.92ID:abt9QBz30
    >>72
    I don't think it's that… though I have no idea how much they spend on TV ads.
    76Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:41:07.41ID:Mtm4VzbQ0
    >>72
    They're just still in the "prep work" stage.
    77Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:41:11.17ID:S00ez3N80
    >>72
    These days the media gets bashed for emotional criticism, so they hold back.
    95Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:51:52.95ID:53NSftvk0
    So who's paying for the damage to the train itself? The workers' families?
    97Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:53:14.35ID:imTpqrWA0
    >>95
    The train photographers ("tori-tetsu" — obsessive railfans who chase trains for photos). Reason: because they're creepy.
    98Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:53:41.96ID:abt9QBz30
    >>95
    I'd guess the people who were struck and killed probably weren't at fault at all. Beyond that, we really won't know until it's properly investigated.
    (-人-) [hands clasped in prayer]
    101Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 19:56:17.79ID:n1H7zM+70
    >>98
    The fault lies with the workers who died, their lookout colleague, and the company.
    103Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:02:47.84ID:abt9QBz30
    >>101
    We don't even know the contractual liability between Tobu and the contractor. Until this is properly investigated, outsiders like us have no business prejudging who owes how much in damages.
    126Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:27:17.68ID:acibHCEt0
    >>103
    Don't strain yourself trying to sound smart with words like "prejudge" lmao
    147Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:36:07.00ID:n1H7zM+70
    >>103
    Don't jump in when you don't know anything. This kind of work belongs to the track-maintenance contractors. The dead workers' company was contracted for track maintenance — weed-clearing is just one part of that job. And safety management during the work is the contractor's responsibility.
    113Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:13:36.23ID:IWunflZr0
    Is it a disregard for human life that they don't just stop running trains while weed-clearing is going on?
    123Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:24:35.28ID:cvpk5V910
    >>113
    You can't do weed-clearing in the middle of the night, and you can't just halt trains during the day either. Even when the Yamanote Line announces service suspensions for construction way ahead of time, tons of idiots still show up on the day and complain to station staff.
    153Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 20:40:38.22ID:n1H7zM+70
    >>113
    Nah, that's not it. At night there's the real track-maintenance work — swapping out rails, replacing gravel ballast, serious stuff. And they have to finish all of that in the 4-5 hours between the last train and the first train. Daytime weed-clearing is more like side pocket-money work.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “Tobu Railway: ‘Our express train ran over and killed 4 weed-clearing workers’ — Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

  • PE Teacher Pulls Man From Burning Car With Bare Hands — 5ch: “Wild That He Even Thought He Could Bend the Door”

    A video showing a health-and-PE teacher pulling someone out of a burning car with his bare hands went viral on 5ch’s “Nanidemo Jikkyo” board (a general live-discussion/news board). While many praised him for pushing through the heat to save the person, some questioned why the driver couldn’t get out on their own. One post about the thread’s own title also drew attention — noting that engagement jumped once the headline was changed from a mocking tone to a more factual one.

    6Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:06:39.65ID:VDcA+5Nc0
    Lucky break that the wrecked car was a kei car (Japan's compact 'light' cars) — rare case where that actually worked in his favor.
    75Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:50:10.80ID:DzV6z+AG0
    >>6
    Might wanna update that brain of yours, grandpa.
    10Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:07:24.66ID:LhoBtJq00
    Was he in the other car involved in the crash?
    21Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:13:16.12ID:IO8KPj/40
    >>10
    Nah, he's in the car that was recording it — the dashcam car.
    22Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:13:29.59ID:uTgiqrxa0
    Whoever caused this crash better not get behind a wheel again — surviving a dumb accident like this was basically a miracle.
    102Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:08:27.99ID:leHn6/n+0
    >>22
    What kind of accident was it, anyway?
    27Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:15:41.47ID:3cLu2y210
    This has gotta be huge for the school's image, right?
    Wonder if he gets a bonus out of it.
    45Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:26:27.96ID:wqqIKm8l0
    I could pull that off too, I just never get the chance.
    51Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:33:53.39ID:eSqoYtiG0
    >>45
    That door was hot enough to burn your skin, man.
    50Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:33:11.24ID:Qg0G1DKm0
    Wild that he even thought he could bend the door.
    Most people who wanted to help would still be too scared to get near a burning car — this guy is legitimately cool.
    53Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:34:43.58ID:f/074mZA0
    >>50
    Just the thought of touching a burning car is nuts on its own.
    And he actually got the guy out. Genuinely badass.
    79Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:52:32.46ID:3eWA2zHb0
    If the driver wasn't pinned in, couldn't he have broken it open from the inside himself? Was he just too panicked to move, or was he not strong enough?
    84Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 14:55:00.18ID:9Atwr1NJd
    >>79
    Which do you think gets you more force — pushing while sitting down, or standing up and throwing your full body weight into it?
    91Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:00:09.70ID:SxlFgaHH0
    That first light touch was probably him checking it wasn't scorching hot to the point of being unbearable.
    Lucky the fire hadn't spread over the whole car yet.
    Still, it's dangerous — ideally you'd want gloves or a helmet, but I doubt many people keep those in their car.
    93Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:01:14.70ID:fP+AbwsWM
    >>91
    Even if it's too hot bare-handed, he probably could've stripped off his shirt and used it to grip and pull.
    100Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:07:16.37ID:St+Vh1qM0
    "Not really, no special training or anything."
    113Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:20:36.54ID:SxlFgaHH0
    >>100
    A fire extinguisher would've been the ideal thing to have on hand.
    114Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:21:12.95ID:LrgT+FBR0
    >>113
    Lol, the guy inside is coughing his lungs out.
    119Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:23:28.99ID:47kz5A4bM
    >>113
    Even with the guy inside coughing that bad, is dousing the fire one second faster with an extinguisher actually the right call?
    121Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:25:20.01ID:X21ZyqRw0
    These doors bend more easily than you'd think — I tried bending my mom's kei car door once for fun.
    Put my full 120kg into it and it just caved right in. Mom was in tears of joy over how strong I am.
    126Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:34:26.74ID:P/nF6CjI0
    >>121
    This tweet is way too funny.
    144Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 15:54:55.85ID:ZP+EpTPr0
    Wild how just changing the thread title changes how much traction it gets. The first thread I ever made, three days ago, had some snarky title mocking PE teachers, and sure enough it never even hit 20 replies.
    152Still Standing Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 16:04:11.81ID:fQEAfm+s0
    >>144
    Contrarian takes just kill the mood.
    The guy did something genuinely admirable here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo board) thread “[Video] PE Teacher Rescues Person Bare-Handed from a Burning Car 🚙🔥wwwwwwwwww” (the trailing “www” is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like “lol” repeated).

  • Tokyo-Area Condo Prices Hit Record ¥164.93 Million Average — 5ch Asks “Who Can Even Afford This?”

    The average price of new condominiums in the greater Tokyo area jumped 63.7% year-on-year to ¥164.93 million, while Tokyo’s 23 wards rose 96% to ¥265.20 million — both record highs. On 5ch, posters cried out with “Who can even afford this?” and “Only investors and the rich can live there now,” while others pointed to a Canadian investment fund’s ¥100 billion bulk purchase and asset inflation driven by the government’s aggressive fiscal spending.

    The average price of new condominiums in the greater Tokyo area has topped ¥160 million, setting a new record high. The average price in Tokyo’s 23 wards also hit a new record, reaching ¥265.20 million.

    According to the Real Estate Economic Institute, the average price of new condominiums sold in the greater Tokyo area in July rose 63.7% year-on-year to ¥164.93 million — the highest since records began.

    Within that, Tokyo’s 23 wards saw a 96% increase to ¥265.20 million, also a new record high.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:03:34.25ID:N/dnWO9E0
    Might just sell my used condo and move back in with my parents.
    195!dungareen2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:59:49.06ID:nofCDw9/0
    >>3
    That's the way to go.
    I already sold mine and retired early (FIRE — Financial Independence, Retire Early).
    Living it up every day in a cool mountain retreat.
    5Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:05:35.48ID:wGqDebLP0
    Cheaper than I expected, honestly.
    Guess that's still about right.
    15Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:15:28.44ID:EpWkH6kb0
    >>5
    That's a 96% jump.
    Go ahead, keep buying up.
    9Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:07:51.64ID:BeUSfRut0
    Only investors and rich people can afford to live there now — hurry up and crash already.
    18Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:17:34.41ID:FXeyLppH0
    Civil servants who whine about 'life being tough' with a straight face while quietly taking out a mortgage on their own home
    https://rio2016.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/koumu/1724138468/
    26Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:25:47.45ID:zpjyU4lF0
    >>18
    Life is tough, sure, but
    I got my own home anyway.

    It's a detached house, so I'm living comfortably.
    148Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:24:28.43ID:6YKHQsJs0
    >>18
    Well, life is tough whether you're a civil servant or work in the private sector.
    21Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:20:57.31ID:OhbCArSv0
    If you'd just move a little farther out, you could live in a mansion.
    24Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:23:27.19ID:xM8dgTXS0
    >>21
    'Chiba-verly Hills,' huh (a joking nickname for pricier Chiba suburbs, punning on 'Beverly Hills').
    22Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:21:15.24ID:NFNgxvq20
    There must be enough people who can afford it if that's the price, right?
    What's the actual problem?
    25Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:25:37.38ID:OhbCArSv0
    >>22
    The problem is I'm not one of those people.
    31Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:27:20.06ID:NNEX7nIc0
    There are probably idiots out there taking out 50-year mortgages in their 20s for this, right?
    44Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:43.58ID:2b0187vq0
    >>31
    Well, maxing out a mortgage and investing whatever's left over is the more profitable move.
    Are you too broke to understand how interest rates work?
    47Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:33:35.57ID:NNEX7nIc0
    >>44
    Excuse me?
    Don't talk nonsense to me — I hold a Level 1 Certified Financial Planner license (Japan's top-tier FP qualification).
    61Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:37:56.43ID:RxxUhOvf0
    >>44
    Under [PM] Takaichi's aggressive fiscal spending,
    the winners are whoever borrows money and buys land.
    Kind of like the old bubble era…
    36Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:28:49.76ID:JdUcdhEh0
    Feels like it was just last year that breaking ¥100 million was the big news lol
    45Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:43.90ID:RxxUhOvf0
    >>36
    There's also news that new detached houses are actually the cheaper option now.

    'New detached houses in Tokyo's 23 wards holding steady in the ¥90 million range — seen as a bargain versus condos, driving demand'
    Products
    August 12, 2026, 11:00
    [Subscriber-only article]
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUB067XB0W6A800C2000000/

    There was a thread about this on 5ch.io a little while back too:

    '[Tokyo's 23 Wards] New detached houses holding at ¥90 million range — seen as a bargain versus condos' [Nomi no Ichi★ — a regular handle used by 5ch's automated news-thread poster]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1786501861/
    46Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:48.44ID:BIis7//u0
    What is going on with this?
    Who can even afford this?
    Regulate it like Singapore does.
    55Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:36:04.16ID:RxxUhOvf0
    >>46
    It's because foreign firms are buying it up as a business.
    Gotta hand it to them, pretty sharp.

    'Canadian fund buys up 50 domestic condo buildings in bulk for ¥100 billion, moving into the rental market'
    Financial institutions
    August 14, 2026, 18:00 [Paid subscriber-only article]
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUB302N90Q6A730C2000000/

    Inflows of overseas investment money into Japan's housing market continue.
    Canadian investment fund Brookfield recently bought up rental condominiums across the four major metro areas in bulk for over ¥100 billion.
    Some see the price surge as topping out, but the fund expects resilient demand amid an inflationary economy.

    Brookfield is one of the world's leading infrastructure and real estate investment funds.
    It has previously invested in properties like Dentsu Group's headquarters building in Shiodome, Tokyo, but this marks its first move into Japan's residential market.
    171Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:43:32.93ID:0r7ARj050
    >>46
    Only fools hold these as individual owners anymore.
    Less than half the units in buildings like this are actually lived in.
    The rooms sell fine, but since they're investment units the buildings are hollow inside.
    The management association can never agree on anything, so you can guess how that ends up.
    63Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:38:40.35ID:gQOsHnII0
    The more the population shrinks, the more it concentrates in the greater Tokyo area.
    Sure, ¥200 million could build you a mansion out in the countryside, but 20 or 30 years from now when you go to sell, a Tokyo place could easily fetch ¥300-400 million.
    A countryside mansion, at best, is worth next to nothing — worst case, you end up paying just to get rid of it.
    70Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:40:47.79ID:xM8dgTXS0
    >>63
    You think a tower condo in Kitasenju (a once-working-class Tokyo neighborhood that's become trendy) is going to skyrocket or something?
    74Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:41:35.21ID:gQOsHnII0
    >>70
    It will.
    Check back in 20 years.
    80Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:42:24.37ID:xM8dgTXS0
    >>74
    It didn't hold up last time, during the bubble era.
    150Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:27:11.26ID:368enLii0
    Still, everyone wants to live in Tokyo.
    Prefectures People Want to Live In, 2026 ranking

    'Ii Heya Net Livability & Desired-to-Live-In Towns Ranking 2026 (Prefecture Edition)' released
    August 19, 2026

    https://www.kentaku.co.jp/news/survey/2026/sumicoco_todofuken2026.html

    153Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:29:25.20ID:368enLii0
    'Ii Heya Net Livability & Desired-to-Live-In Towns Ranking 2026 (Prefecture Edition)' released
    August 19, 2026

    Livability Ranking 2026
    Prefecture ranking

    https://www.kentaku.co.jp/news/survey/2026/sumicoco_todofuken2026.html

    160Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:34:05.96ID:pHQVe6P30
    >>153
    Made it into the top 10 lol

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Greater Tokyo’s July New Condo Prices Hit Record ¥164.93 Million Average — 23 Wards at ¥265.20 Million.”

  • Kazuhiro Kiyohara Turns 59: Ex-Wife Aki Marks the Day with a Family Photo Cake

    Model Aki shared on Instagram that she celebrated the 59th birthday of her ex-husband, former pro baseball star Kazuhiro Kiyohara, with a cake decorated with family photos. Her caption — “I’ll be by your side for the year leading up to your kanreki (a traditional 60th-birthday milestone in Japan)” — set off a flurry of theories on 5ch (a major Japanese anonymous forum), ranging from “she’s just too embarrassed to explain” to talk of a “fake divorce.” Commenters also weighed in on Kiyohara’s character and on Aki’s current career.

    Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th Birthday… Ex-Wife Aki: “I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…” — Prepares Cake with Family Photos to Celebrate

    On August 18, 2026, model Aki (57) updated her Instagram Stories to mark her ex-husband Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th birthday, sharing family photos in the process.

    ■ “I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:11:07.32ID:Y2uxwsHs0
    What does 'by your side' even mean? Are they remarrying?
    32Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:26:36.61ID:mqbCXMnb0
    >>2
    I genuinely have no idea.
    Can't even guess.
    123Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 23:21:12.01ID:8oFdtbwL0
    >>2
    They've probably gone full 'just friends.'
    Doesn't work as a married couple, but plenty of exes get along great once they're just friends.
    154Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 23:55:30.84ID:DtTa9nF20
    >>2
    It was basically a fake divorce all along.
    Guess they've given up hiding it now.
    10Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:14:21.92ID:xUiWADrO0
    Say what you want about Kiyohara, but he's so relatably flawed that people end up loving him anyway.
    15Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:16:41.11ID:JIqh42pd0
    >>10
    If you put him on a hero pedestal you'll be seriously let down by his character.
    But if you just think of him as a 'big kid' and watch over him, he somehow comes off endearing.
    55Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:33:26.41ID:XYCT2vhJ0
    >>10
    I'm a bit younger than his generation and I can't stand him.
    Low batting average at Seibu (his first pro team) yet full of himself anyway, then at the Giants he didn't even take the game seriously and put his energy into bullying teammates instead.
    Zero good impressions of the guy from me.
    23Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:22:31.64ID:4lH7EgaY0
    What's the actual meaning behind 'until his kanreki,' I wonder.
    53Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:31:55.72ID:xUiWADrO0
    >>23
    Isn't it just her covering embarrassment?
    She hasn't remarried anyone either —
    I'd guess out of sheer kindness she'll just stay close to him till the end.
    95Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:53:02.30ID:4lH7EgaY0
    >>23
    Maybe so.
    But I can't help suspecting something like: their eldest son is set to marry next year, and once that's wrapped up, it's a clean goodbye.
    28Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:25:08.26ID:i9AwIMjC0
    She can't get by without Kiyohara's money either, you know.
    34Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:27:17.43ID:UbL2gwND0
    >>28
    Why would you say that lol
    Aki's all over TV these days.
    51Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:31:06.54ID:vPY1dKr30
    >>28
    If anything, his ex-wife earns more than him now.
    112Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 23:08:24.10ID:VchoA7gJ0
    >>28
    You see her constantly in fashion spreads aimed at middle-aged women — the whole 'Aki wears such-and-such' genre.
    I'd say she's one of the more in-demand models in her age bracket.
    36Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:27:32.99ID:bKm1XuhD0
    Didn't she keep the Kiyohara surname even after the divorce?
    They still seem to be in touch too — it's a strange relationship somehow.
    80Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:47:06.96ID:hHY2Ww0c0
    >>36
    That's probably just Aki's sense of loyalty/generosity.
    The kids love Kiyohara too, so I guess this setup feels natural for everyone at this point.
    129Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 23:26:10.71ID:XbP7xHyr0
    >>36
    He was arrested over shabu (Japanese slang for methamphetamine), so I think she wanted the divorce to send the message 'we have nothing to do with Kiyohara.'
    Their kids were enrolled at Keio (a prestigious private school system), so my guess is staying enrolled required the divorce.
    48Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:29:58.80ID:vPY1dKr30
    What a big-hearted ex-wife.
    I wonder if he treated her really well back at the start.
    57Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:33:40.03ID:aysgkFwh0
    >>48
    Apparently he had his wife's parents, who needed nursing care, moved in nearby.
    She's said she's grateful she got to care for them with no regrets right up until they passed.
    50Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:31:05.06ID:TI+ih+Uj0
    159Anonymous2026/08/21(Fri) 00:15:53.61ID:MEsn/XDN0
    >>50
    For someone in his mid-fifties, that's actually holding up well.
    66Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:38:35.64ID:JpiKTkbx0
    In Kiyo's case he's probably dealing with depression too —
    his mental state just isn't stable.
    That's exactly why his ex-wife and the whole family keep an eye on him.
    68Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:39:16.31ID:PIFhFfPc0
    >>66
    If it's a side effect of antidepressants, that would explain a lot.
    75Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:42:29.12ID:L+GucigF0
    >>66
    I think he's still seeing a doctor for it now —
    heard it straight from Kiyohara himself in some interview.
    81Anonymous2026/08/20(Thu) 22:48:12.73ID:6ohSDxaq0

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Sports & Entertainment Express+) thread “[Baseball] Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th Birthday… Ex-Wife Aki: ‘I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…’ — Prepares Cake with Family Photos to Celebrate.”

  • Four rail workers killed on Tobu Nikko Line — Japanese forums question why two were listed as “occupation unknown”

    After a limited express train struck and killed four track workers on the Tobu Nikko Line in Kanuma City, Tochigi Prefecture, users on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum) raised questions about why two of the four victims were reported as having an “unknown occupation.” Discussion also centered on how the workers failed to evacuate even though a lookout had waved a flag and the train had sounded its horn, as well as the fact that two of the four victims lived together at the same residence in Utsunomiya.

    Identities of four workers killed after being struck by limited express train on Tobu Nikko Line tracks confirmed — Kanuma City, Tochigi

    Police announced tonight that the identities of the four deceased have been confirmed.

    The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, who lived together at a residence in Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    12Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:47:26.55
    Don't tell me they were using Timee (a Japanese gig-work app for booking same-day temp jobs) for this…
    28Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:52:07.51
    >>12
    There was apparently a Timee listing for it
    17Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:48:17.45
    A 67-year-old and a 65-year-old living together in the same house… what's the relationship there?
    26Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:50:36.60
    Hold on, the law requires a lookout or guard to be posted whenever this kind of work is done.
    So what was the guy in that role even doing?
    32Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 20:53:27.56
    >>26
    In the accident where the limited express Spacia X No. 2 struck and killed four male workers at Shin-Kanuma Station on the Tobu Nikko Line on the morning of the 20th, Tobu Railway told reporters that the work lookout had signaled the driver with a flag, and the driver had sounded the horn in response. It appears the workers were unable to evacuate for some reason.

    According to Tobu Railway, when weeding or other work is done on the tracks, the lookout is supposed to signal with a flag that work is underway whenever a train approaches. This time too, a green flag was raised, and the driver sounded the horn to confirm the flag had been seen.
    59Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:00:10.66
    People are blaming the lookout, but
    the lookout is only told to wave a flag when a train comes.
    They're not actually obligated to ensure the safety of the workers on site,
    and they probably aren't paid enough to carry that kind of responsibility anyway.
    63Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:01:25.50
    >>59
    If you're getting paid, give it your all.
    165Anonymous2026/08/21(金) 00:11:55.83
    >>59
    Wasn't the lookout supposed to be a Tobu employee though?
    If even they don't take accident prevention seriously, the poor Timee workers can't exactly trust them with their lives.
    92Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:16:24.05
    So the people who can't spare a thought for others' lives and happiness are the ones sitting at the top of society.
    93fusianasan (a legendary 5ch screen name — using it was once a 'trap' that could expose the poster's real identity, so it's now a running joke handle)2026/08/20(木) 21:17:29.32
    >>92
    。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 (a crying kaomoji)
    94Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:17:53.52
    >>92
    Have you never heard of Keidanren? (Japan's powerful business lobby, the Japan Business Federation)
    112Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 21:44:39.24
    The line about them 'living together at a residence' isn't in the linked article anymore, is it? Did they delete it?
    122Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:12:53.36
    674 Anonymous Donburako 2026/08/20(木) 21:58:56.28 ID:9mFOTBza0

    You're right.

    (Before edit) The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, who lived together at a residence in Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.

    (After edit) The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, from Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.
    126fusianasan2026/08/20(木) 22:21:36.80
    >>112
    >>122
    Whaaat……

    This is TBS (a major Japanese TV network/news outlet) we're talking about……
    125Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:20:52.04
    Isn't track work usually done at night?
    128fusianasan2026/08/20(木) 22:23:13.63
    >>125
    That's what I thought too.

    11 AM, in broad daylight, really?
    127Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 22:22:15.22
    Even if they weren't directly employed by Tobu, they were still track maintenance workers, lol.
    Why report it as 'unknown occupation'?
    129fusianasan2026/08/20(木) 22:24:15.58
    >>127
    There must be some dark secret they really don't want to say.
    149Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:23:20.26
    What could 'unable to evacuate for some reason' actually mean?
    Let's list out the possible factors.
    One each, everybody.
    153Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:28:48.77
    >>149
    Maybe no flag was actually waved and no horn actually sounded.
    155fusianasan2026/08/20(木) 23:33:32.51
    >>149
    Maybe there actually was no lookout at all.
    154Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:29:45.58
    Is JR the only company where a driver involved in a fatal accident gets a week off to protect their mental health?
    160Anonymous2026/08/20(木) 23:47:29.40
    >>154
    Private railways don't have such a soft rule.
    Tobu even has a hardcore driver who's been in two fatal accidents on the same train.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “The Mystery: Track Worker Hit by Tobu Line Train Was of ‘Unknown Occupation’.”