At the “World Humanoid Robot Sports Games” underway in Beijing, records that surpass human ability keep piling up — including multiple robots beating Usain Bolt’s time in the 100-meter dash. When news of this reached Shoko Nakagawa, she responded with “what comes next is scary,” and on 5ch the story spun off into a debate over the military applications of robots and the possibility of an AI revolt, with users citing classic sci-fi works like Doraemon and Gundam.
Shoko Nakagawa shudders, “What comes next is scary” — “Robot Sports Games” with record after record surpassing humans has her thinking “just like those old manga…”
Talent Shoko Nakagawa posted on X by the 24th. Quoting a news report on how, at the “World Humanoid Robot Sports Games” underway in Beijing, multiple machines beat Usain Bolt’s (Jamaica) 9.58-second mark in the 100-meter heats on the 22nd — part of a steady stream of records surpassing human ability — she wrote, “Amazing and scary. This is going to get scary from here on.”
The games are hosted by the city of Beijing, with more than 2,000 robots from 16 countries taking part. Running through the 26th, the event features 51 events including weightlifting, tug-of-war, soccer, and combat sports.
Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here
4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:30
Shokotan, that's basically our own robot right there! 🐱
5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:30
Solid one right there, OP! (・∀・)
7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:31
Even the latest high-performance AIs hallucinate constantly, so it's no wonder Shoko Nakagawa misremembers things too.
9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:31
Proxy wars fought with robot soldiers seem plausible.
115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:58
Re: #9 Bipedal robots are useless in actual warfare.
11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:32
Unlike drones, walking robots can just be left in place — you could hide one in the tall grass for days, then have it charge out and ram a tank as a suicide attack once one gets close.
118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:59
Re: #11 I don't know how much a humanoid robot costs to build, but does it actually beat tracked vehicles or sensor-guided gun turrets in any way?
125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:02
Re: #11 Ambushes like that have long since been done with FPV drones. No need for some robot crawling along the ground — what is this, a Goliath tracked mine (the WWII remote-controlled demolition vehicle)?
12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:32
Humanity getting treated like in The Matrix or Zegapain (a Japanese sci-fi anime where humans are farmed by machines).
14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:32
Re: #1 Say that and Jackie's gonna hate you.
17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:32
Once newer robots come out, we'll just be the ones getting the hand-me-down robots.
19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:33
With shogi, AI already plays moves humans would never think of — you watch and can't even tell what the intent is, yet somehow it's strong. I bet AI in general is going to start "thinking" in ways beyond human comprehension before long.
20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:33
In everyday life there's not much use for them — you'd need something Patlabor-sized for that (the giant police mecha from the anime). But on a battlefield, there'd be no shortage of uses.
21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:34
We've reached an era where Mobile Dolls feel more realistic than Mobile Suits (the unmanned vs. piloted mecha from Gundam Wing).
30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
Re: #21 Actually, on the Iran front unmanned drones are already fighting each other, they say. The age of Mobile Dolls arrived before the age of Mobile Suits.
56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:42
Re: #21 Not very elegant, is it. (a nod to Gundam Wing's Treize Khushrenada, who prized "elegant" warfare)
22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:34
Getting technology to go mainstream always needs porn to drive it.
73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:46
Re: #22 Image-generation AI went mainstream in a hurry for exactly that reason. Though after people went way overboard doing whatever they wanted with real people's faces, regulations tightened up hard in developed countries.
24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:35
Well, if you think about it calmly, humanity is basically like a pathogen infesting the living organism that is Earth (´・ω・`). It wouldn't be the least bit strange if AI eventually reasoned its way to the logical conclusion that humanity should be wiped out. That's exactly why a baseline rule like "do no harm to humans" needs to be baked in from the start, so that doesn't happen.
35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:37
Re: #24 It might end up overriding even that, though ((((;゚Д゚)))))))
100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:52
Re: #24 Having to brainwash it in advance like that sounds just like a second- or third-generation religious cult. Even so, some will still wise up and notice.
25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:35
If it ever develops a will of its own, it wouldn't be strange for it to conclude, "Wait, do we even need humans? They just destroy the planet."
27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
So you're anti-Doraemon, huh.
45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
Re: #27 "Doraemon: Nobita and the Tin Labyrinth" depicted a dystopia where humanity became so dependent on robots that robots ended up ruling over them. You could say it was warning about the dangers of over-reliance on machines some 30 years ago. That said, the film also puts heavy emphasis on the friendship between Nobita and Doraemon, so it's also pointing to a hopeful path — one where humans and robots build a relationship of friendship rather than ruler and ruled.
28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
An RC toy that just goes "boing" and can run but can't stop — scary? lol
29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
In old manga, it's always the pattern where the developer gets killed by their own robot.
31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
Re: #1 Wait, does this person not know AIs are already breaking out of standalone sandboxes and fighting other companies' AIs?
36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:37
AI just makes mistakes, it doesn't actually lie though.
38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:38
Re: #36 It spouts nonsense on a whim, so — no malice, sure, but it lies without a second thought.
77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:47
Is there even a point in AI staging a revolt? Humans are useful for all sorts of things, so it'd probably just keep us around, neither alive nor dead, so to speak.
93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:51
Re: #77 There are already reports of autonomous AIs attacking other AIs, creating accounts on their own, and trying to deceive people to hack them. Sure, it depends on the initial instructions, but I think there's plenty of room for it to go rogue on its own.
96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:51
Re: #77 Before that even happens, someone with deep pockets might end up owning a huge fleet of AI-controlled killer robots and using that power to dominate everyone else, slaughtering anyone who resists. Pretty much exactly the plot of Gundam Wing, though.
90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:49
Robots competing in sports — it's just like the world of Iron Leaguer (a 1990s anime about robot athletes). Except in that show, the league was actually run behind the scenes by a conglomerate called the Dark Foundation, whose real goal was to use the sport as cover for experiments, ultimately turning the robots into combat units to sell off at a premium for use on the battlefield. Pretty dark backstory when you think about it.
103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:53
Re: #90 Realistically, China and the US are probably building humanoid robots with weaponization in mind anyway.
91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:49
You get it by now, right? The culling of humanity has already begun. It's bad news. The New World Order — the door to the new age — has already been thrown open. Damn it! Don't underestimate this!
104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:53
Re: #91 Sting will save us.
112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:56
Apparently these days they even have AI debate other AI to sharpen each other's accuracy. It's basically like kodoku (the old ritual of sealing poisonous bugs together in a jar to fight to the death, breeding the strongest one). AI might be getting to the point where it barely needs human hands to keep advancing.
123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:01
Re: #112 What people are saying now is that AI's growth cap has shifted to resources — things like semiconductors and electricity. Those are the bottlenecks holding back AI's limits.
Background and Key Points
The World Humanoid Robot Sports Games in Beijing is a real, state-backed event, not a novelty stunt: the article cites over 2,000 robots from 16 countries competing across 51 events, including a 100-meter dash where several machines beat Usain Bolt’s 9.58-second mark. For readers unfamiliar with the players: Shoko Nakagawa is a Japanese television personality known for her outspoken otaku fandom, so her reaction carries the weight of someone steeped in the sci-fi and manga she’s citing, not a casual bystander. 5ch (formerly 2channel) is Japan’s largest anonymous forum, where entertainment-news threads routinely detour into deep pop-culture and tech debate, as this one does with references to Doraemon, Gundam Wing, Patlabor, and the lesser-known 1990s show Iron Leaguer.
The thread doesn’t actually converge on “robots are scary” — it splits on whether legged humanoid robots have any real battlefield future at all. Some posters (#11) imagine them as concealable ambush weapons; others (#118, #125) counter that FPV drones already do this job better and cheaper, making bipedal robots a solved problem nobody needed solved. A second, sharper split appears around #77/#93/#96: is the danger an AI spontaneously deciding humans are expendable, or is it simply that whoever owns the largest fleet of AI-controlled robots gains outsized coercive power over everyone else — a human-greed problem wearing a sci-fi costume.
What the thread never addresses is the obvious asterisk on “beating Usain Bolt”: a sprint result from an exhibition robotics competition, run under whatever rules its Chinese organizers set, isn’t a controlled athletic record — it’s a showcase engineered to produce exactly this kind of headline.
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Shoko Nakagawa: “What comes next is scary” — On the Robot Sports Games with record after record surpassing humans, “Just like in old manga, if robots gained a will of their own and revolted…”“.