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The story
A thread titled “Lost ¥10,000 on a hanemono machine (a wing/tulip-type pachinko machine)” popped up on News VIP, one of 5ch’s biggest meme-heavy boards. The poster vented using the crying emoticon “(´;ω;`),” but other users fired back with a blunt “You should’ve stopped at ¥500,” along with suggestions to take up hobbies like fishing or cooking instead.
The thread veered off into chatter about lifetime gambling win/loss totals and the upkeep costs of mopeds, taking on a life of its own.
What people said
(´;ω;`) Yeah, there's still plenty around… I always play at a parlor whose machines run well, but today it felt like they'd been retuned — nothing was hitting at all.
Whoa, really
Back in the day there was an old "one-shot" type machine called 'Missile' — that one was actually fun.
You should've stopped at ¥500.
Or Egashira? (comedian Egashira 2:50, known for over-the-top antics)
(´;ω;`) Flattery pig (a jab riffing on the saying "even a pig will climb a tree if you flatter it")
(´;ω;`) I'm not going again this month… I'll prove I can hold out.
There you go lying again (´・ω・`)
Let's hold out next month too (´・ω・`)
What about this year so far? And how much have you sunk into pachinko all-time?
(◍•ᴗ•◍) Stop! This guy's actually up overall in his lifetime pachinko balance!!
You don't ask a gambler that.
(´;ω;`) There's nothing else in this world as fun and dopamine-pumping as pachinko.
You need to try other things.
(´;ω;`) Like what? Pachinko and booze are literally the only things I live for.
If you like drinking, how about cooking? Like making your own snacks to go with it.
Go fishing.
Turn your catch into dinner or drinking snacks and save money too.
Any money you manage to get your hands on gets snatched right back up, sucker.
Guys who keep going back to pachinko are society's fertilizer till the day they die.
We'll all have a good time spending the cash we squeeze out of suckers like you!
(´;ω;`) Once I sit down at a machine I get heated up and end up feeding in everything in my wallet… even though normally I'm tight with money…
Oh? So you're self-aware about it? Then maybe there's hope for you.
(´;ω;`) I don't own one, and I haven't driven a car once since getting my license.
(´;ω;`) It's not that I can't afford one… if you live in the city you don't really need a car or a moped anyway… it's just upkeep costs.
If anything, having a car in central Kyoto seems more inconvenient.
The streets are narrow and the main roads are always jammed.
Mopeds basically cost nothing to maintain, right?
I'd actually recommend a "gen-ni" (a 125–250cc light motorcycle, one class up from a standard 50cc moped).
Gas, taxes, and compulsory insurance are all so cheap it's basically free, and there's no vehicle inspection.
For optional insurance, you can just add a cheap rider onto your parents' car policy.
Works even if you live separately, as long as you're unmarried!
How's the walk home when you lose, though?
Well, I don't have anything else to do and I'm bored out of my mind.
But I guess it's better than being cooped up at home playing video games.
You could buy two full sets of fishing gear with that.
(´;ω;`) Well, honestly, any money I win at pachinko just becomes next round's ammo money anyway…
(´;ω;`) That's exactly why I don't need one…
Try going into central Kyoto.
I seriously think walking is easier there.
then take that ¥3,000 and go play a one-shot machine with it.
That's the way to actually enjoy this hobby.
(´;ω;`) Normally I bump it up a bit and go home about ¥3,000 ahead, but today before I knew it I'd fed in ¥10,000…
You talk like you always win ¥3,000.
But your lifetime total's probably down in the millions of yen lol
Just don't make the same mistake again, okay?
Going home even just ¥1,000 ahead keeps you playing thin and long instead of crashing and burning.
Background and Key Points
Hanemono (“wing-type”) machines are pachinko’s old guard: mechanical units with a pair of tulip-like wings above the game board that open briefly when hit, giving skilled players a chance to time shots and steer balls into the jackpot pocket. They predate the digital, slot-machine-style “deji” units that now dominate most parlors, which is why one commenter’s “are those still around?” reads as genuine surprise rather than sarcasm — hanemono has become a niche, nostalgia-tinged category as Japan’s pachinko industry has contracted from roughly 30 million players in its 1990s peak to well under half that today. Crucially, pachinko occupies a legal gray zone: parlors can’t pay cash directly for balls won, since that would make it gambling under Japanese law. Instead winners trade balls for prizes inside, then sell those prizes for cash at a separate counter technically outside the parlor’s ownership — the well-known “three-shop scheme” that keeps the hobby classified as an amusement business rather than gambling.
The thread doesn’t actually argue about whether pachinko is harmful; it splits on where personal discipline should kick in — whether ¥500 or ¥1,000 is the sane stopping point versus feeding in ¥10,000 chasing a hit, and whether recovering small wins (like the ¥3,000 cushion suggested in the thread) counts as smart play or self-deception.
What’s likely to surprise outside readers is that ¥10,000 (roughly $65-70) is a mundane, almost routine loss in this hobby, not a dramatic one — and that no one in the thread treats it as needing intervention beyond mockery, reflecting how normalized small-stakes pachinko losses are in Japanese daily life.
※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) Lost ¥10,000 on a Hanemono Machine.”
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